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#87: Tranquility before storm


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087 tranquility before storm 087暴风雨前的平静 Li Fan was worried that Huang Lei will have the danger, the direct foot tramples the front door of billiard hall, flushed. 李凡担心黄磊会有危险,直接一脚踹开台球厅的大门,冲了进去。 Finally this goes, immediately was shocked. 结果这一进去,顿时愣住了。 The surface advance party a big form, in the hand is carrying Crescent Blade, wears a silver coat, is confronting with opposite Huang Lei. 面前站着一个高大的身影,手中拎着一杆偃月刀,穿着一身银色的大衣,正在和对面的黄磊对峙。 But Huang Lei weakly has exploded, in the hand grabs a small cutting tool with a spring device, the figure is also slim, is not proportional simply! 黄磊就弱爆了,手里抓着一把小小的弹簧刀,身材又瘦弱,简直不成正比! „Are you, doing?” “你们两个,在干嘛?” Li Fan cannot bear ask. 李凡忍不住问道。 Big Brother! You may come back! This person must open the shop! I am protecting our industries with my divine art!” 大哥!你可回来了!这个人要拆店!我正在用我的神功保护咱们的产业!” Huang Lei shouts immediately, Li Fan almost spits blood, returns divine art on you, you have divine art!” 黄磊立刻嚷道,李凡差点吐血,“就你还神功,你有个屁神功!” Your excellency came back.” “阁下回来了。” Guan Wenbao has then turned around, to a Li Fan gently nod. 关文宝这才转过身,对着李凡轻轻一点头。 Volume, Big Brother, did you know?” “额,大哥,你们认识?” Huang Lei has gawked, but Li Fan asked that Wenbao, what's the matter?” 黄磊愣了一下,而李凡问道,“文宝,怎么回事?” Your excellency...... Was he has affronted my ancestor!” “阁下……是他冒犯了我的祖先!” Guan Wenbao is somewhat excited, is pointing at Huang Lei indignantly, I must teach him!” 关文宝有些激动,义愤填膺地指着黄磊,“我一定要教训他!” How to affront your ancestor......” “怎么就冒犯你祖先了……” Li Fan turns the head, this is clear. 李凡一转头,这才明白。 Originally in shop that Second Master Guan sculpture, by Huang Lei trading a repertoire. Originally in the hand that disappears Azure Dragon Crescent Blade powerfully, Huang Lei filling a thick or thin appropriate ball rod! But Second Master Guan another handbook comes likely is Totta's appearance, now above has also put 8-ball billiard. 原来店里那个关二爷的雕塑,被黄磊给换了个套路。原来手里那把威风凛凛地青龙偃月刀不见了,黄磊给塞进去一根粗细正合适的球杆!而关二爷另一只手本来像是托塔的模样,现在上面也放了一颗黑八台球 But Second Master Guan chest is also hanging a sign ten Yuan one hour, a five Yuan round. 关二爷胸前还挂着个牌子“十元一小时,五元一发”。 Was drunk! 醉了! Fuck...... You also too can do wickedly......” 卧槽……你也太能恶搞了吧……” Big Brother, you cannot blame me, my this also to propagandize our billiard hall!” 大哥,你可不能怪我啊,我这也是为了宣传咱们台球厅啊!” Huang Lei is very suffering from injustice, you did not think that this does conform to the pattern of our billiard hall?” 黄磊很委屈,“你不觉得这样更符合咱们台球厅的格局吗?” On this small billiard hall...... The pattern of which coming...... 就这小台球厅……哪来的格局…… You made him take ball rod billiard, ten Yuan one hour, a five Yuan round what's the matter!” “你让他拿着球杆台球也就算了,十元一小时,五元一发是怎么回事!” The whole body of Guan Wenbao air/Qi trembles, asked. 关文宝气的浑身发抖,质问道。 You are silly, our billiard hall ten Yuan can hit for one hour, if only hits one game, five Yuan.” “你傻啊,我们台球厅十块钱可以打一个小时,要是只打一局的话,就五块钱。” Huang Lei showed the whites of the eyes, this does not know that you is a normal person?” 黄磊翻了个白眼,“连这都不知道,你是正常人吗?” I have killed you!” “我杀了你!” Guan Wenbao carries own Crescent Blade, murderous aura is steaming. 关文宝又拎起自己的偃月刀,一身杀气腾腾。 Fuck, I make Second Master Guan propagandize to me, has chicken feather relationship with you, your excited cake!” 卧槽,我让关二爷给我宣传一下,跟你有鸡毛关系啊,你激动个粑粑!” Huang Lei was being pursued running by Guan Wenbao, made that the billiard hall is in chaotic situation, Li Fan hurries to mediate a quarrel. 黄磊关文宝追着跑,弄得台球厅鸡飞狗跳的,李凡赶忙劝架。 Good, do not quarrel.” “好了好了,你们两个不要吵了。” Li Fan berated Huang Lei, you were also, made nondescriptly, hurried to pick that sign!” 李凡喝斥黄磊,“你也是,弄得不伦不类的,赶紧把那牌子摘了!” He holds on Guan Wenbao, Wenbao, your other angry | vitality, Huang Lei does not know that you are Second Master Guan descendant, his Wuxin (mindless), toward do not go at heart.” 他又拉住关文宝,“文宝,你别生气,黄磊也不知道你是关二爷后人,他无心的,你别往心里去。” Air/Qi the ghost I!” “气煞我也!” Puffing of Guan Wenbao air/Qi, he most repugnant is others shames his ancestor! As Guan Family's descendant, has taken Guan Family as the honor! 关文宝气的喘着粗气,他最讨厌的就是别人羞辱他的先祖!身为关家的后人,一直以关家为荣! So shames my ancestor unexpectedly! Solid person god altogether indignant!” “竟然如此羞辱我的先祖!实在人神共愤!” Your this buddy was also too funny, where I know that this was your ancestor!” “你这哥们也太逗了吧,我哪里知道这是你先祖啊!” Huang Lei hides behind Li Fan's, said to Guan Wenbao that said again, your ancestor died in a sitting posture for over a thousand years, I took two times to use, making your ancestor display the afterheat once more, you should thank me to be right!” 黄磊躲在李凡的后面,对关文宝说道,“再说,你先祖都坐化上千年了,我拿出来二次利用一下,让你先祖再次发挥一下余热,你应该感谢我才对!” I thanked your ancestors!” “我感谢你八辈祖宗!” Guan Wenbao flies into a rage, carries Crescent Blade, must chop. 关文宝勃然大怒,拎起偃月刀,又要砍过去。 Good, Wenbao, you let off him.” “好了好了,文宝,你就放过他吧。” Li Fan urged, while turned head to stare Huang Lei, talked nonsense anything, has not hurried to give Wenbao to apologize!” 李凡一边劝,一边回头瞪了一眼黄磊,“瞎说什么,还不赶紧给文宝道个歉!” Ok, Big Brother spoke, my pushing someone take on a difficult job apologized to you.” “行吧,大哥都发话了,我就勉为其难的给你道个歉吧。” Huang Lei is lowering the head to Guan Wenbao, my Half-Immortal Huang is so big a character, has not been modest to Human Dao. You have a look at you, big face!” 黄磊对着关文宝一低头,“我黄半仙这么大个人物,从来没给人道过谦。你看看你,多大的面子!” „......” “……” The Guan Wenbao's body is shivering, Li Fan hurries to hold down he, Huang Lei, your mouth owed to pull out! Hurries to apologize well, Guan Wenbao is I invites help expert!” 关文宝的身体在颤抖,李凡赶忙按住他,“黄磊,你丫嘴巴太欠抽了!赶紧好好道歉,关文宝可是我请来帮忙的高手!” Good...... This Brother Guan, were I do not do right by!” “好吧……这位关兄弟,是我对不住了!” Huang Lei apologized finally decent. 黄磊终于像模像样地道了个歉。 Snort!” “哼!” Guan Wenbao then received own Crescent Blade, Li Fan had also relaxed. 关文宝这才收起了自己的偃月刀,李凡也是松了口气。 Old Guan, I am very curious, on this big street, how you hold Crescent Blade to come, hasn't policeman asked you to drink tea?” 老关啊,我很好奇啊,这大马路上,你是怎么托着一杆偃月刀来的,警察叔叔没有请你喝茶吗?” After everybody An Jing (quiet) gets down, Li Fan cannot bear the curiosity in heart, opens the mouth to ask. 等大家都安静下来后,李凡忍不住心中的好奇,开口问道。 No.” “没有。” Guan Wenbao was saying, the right hand has twisted several on Crescent Blade, then the hand shakes, this giant cutter bar shrank unexpectedly, turns into less than one meter. 关文宝说着,右手在偃月刀上拧了几下,然后手一抖,这巨大的刀杆竟然缩了回去,变成不到一米长。 Guan Wenbao has twisted the hilt, only remaining knife edges. He puts out a metal box from nearby billiard case, after opening, happen to two vacancies, puts the knife edge, puts the cutter bar. 关文宝把刀柄拧了下来,只剩下一个刀刃。他从旁边的台球案上拿出一个金属箱子,打开之后,正好有两个空位,一个放刀刃,一个放刀杆。 Outside is also stopping a black motorcycle, the spring breeze 650.” “外面还停着一辆黑色的摩托车,春风650。” Guan Wenbao said that that is my mount, usually the box hangs on the vehicle.” 关文宝说道,“那是我的坐骑,平时箱子就挂在车上。” Fuck, I think that your mount is only that horse!” 卧槽,我以为你的坐骑只是那匹马呢!” „, Did your excellency say Lisa?” “啊,阁下说lisa吗?” Guan Wenbao smiles, she does not like going out, very dwelling.” 关文宝笑起来,“她不太喜欢出门,挺宅的。” Words said why your horse must call the English name......” “话说你的马为啥要叫个英文名啊……” Li Fan has scratched a cold sweat, Guan Wenbao Mingming (obviously) tradition such. 李凡擦了把冷汗,关文宝明明这么的传统。 „Doesn't your excellency think this name very foreign style?” “阁下不觉得这个名字很洋气吗?” Guan Wenbao said seriously that we are the Chinese, must ride rides the big foreign horse, wins for the motherland!” 关文宝一本正经地说道,“咱们是中国人,要骑就骑大洋马,为国争光!” Good-good-good, really has prospects!” 好好好,果然有出息!” Li Fan could not bear raise up the thumb, this was our China man!” 李凡忍不住竖起了大拇指,“这才是咱们中国爷们!” Your excellency overpraised!” “阁下过奖了!” Guan Wenbao somewhat blushes slightly, as if not pass through the appearance that praised very much. 关文宝微微有些脸红,似乎不是很经夸的样子。 Do not call any your excellency, I have the name, called me Li Fan then it will be alright.” “别叫什么阁下,我有名字,叫我李凡就行了。” That not good...... Your excellency has the graciousness to me, how can say the name!” “那可不行……阁下对我有恩,怎能直呼姓名!” Guan Wenbao shakes the head again and again, does not give up oneself this insisting. 关文宝连连摇头,不放弃自己这点坚持。 Asked your excellency to respect me, this was my only request.” “请阁下尊重我,这是我唯一的一点请求。” Ok-ok-ok, respects you to respect you.” 行行行,尊重你尊重你。” Li Fan does not have the means that has to nod to comply. 李凡也没办法,只好点头答应下来。 „After you, called me Lord Half-Immortal!” “那你以后就叫我半仙大人吧!” Huang Lei said in side with a laugh that I will not make you change.” 黄磊在旁边笑呵呵地说道,“我不会让你改的。” Gets the hell out! Thou and other villains, how may match to call the Sir!” “滚蛋!汝等小人,怎可配称大人!” A Guan Wenbao face does not give Huang Lei, I do not kill you, does right by you!” 关文宝一点面子都不给黄磊,“我不杀你,已经是对得起你了!” Big Brother, you looked that he bullies me!” 大哥,你看,他欺负我!” Huang Lei is miserable looks at Li Fan, you may probably take responsibility for me, Big Brother!” 黄磊惨兮兮地看着李凡,“你可要为我做主啊,大哥!” Has done a bit less, is not you first offends others!” “少来了,还不是你先得罪人家的!” Li Fan showed the whites of the eyes, „, let alone rubbish, since Old Guan arrived, we ahead of time prepared ahead of time. Huang Lei, closes!” 李凡翻了个白眼,“别说废话了,既然老关提前到了,咱们就提前准备。黄磊,关门!” Good!” “好嘞!” Huang Lei did not complain that draws the door. 黄磊也不抱怨了,屁颠屁颠地去拉店门去了。 The door closes, the head lamp headlamp in room has also selected. Bai Linluo lags behind the duty board, points at the above flow saying that „, tonight, we must start crazily!” 店门关上,屋子里的大灯也点了起来。白霖洛拉下任务板,指着上面的流程说道,“诸位,今天晚上,我们要开始疯狂了!”
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