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#267: Monitors an exam is also a pain lives

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267 monitors an exam is also a pain lives 267监考也是个苦活 Following several days, does not have Assassin to harass itself actually, Li Fan also rare several days An Jing (quiet) day. 接下来的几天,倒是没有杀手来骚扰自己,李凡也难得过了几天安静的日子。 But Friday time, there is a repugnant person to come to the hospital. 只不过周五的时候,有个讨厌的人来医院了。 Chang Chunxi stands side Li Fan's, was placed the examination paper in his front. 常春喜站在李凡的身边,把卷子摆在了他的面前。 „This is examination paper that today takes a test, is monitored you to take a test by my entire journey!” “这是今天考试的卷子,由我全程监视你考试！” Chang Chunxi reminded Li Fan, „you, if dares to cheat, I divided the minute to kick the school you!” 常春喜提醒李凡,“你若是敢作弊,我分分钟把你踢出学校！” „Has the Teacher Chang such good teacher, how do I give up to leave the school?” “有常老师这么好的老师,我怎么舍得离开学校呢？” Li Fan has thrown a coquettish look to Chang Chunxi, almost faints the Chang Chunxi air/Qi. This damn Li Fan, he cannot be the same with the cockroach, was stamped by a oneself foot, then makes a clean sweep! He touches unable to bump, scolds not to scold! This student, is really extremely evil must die! The school has this student, is the school biggest misfortune! 李凡冲着常春喜抛了个媚眼,差点把常春喜气背过气去。这个该死的李凡,他就不能跟蟑螂一样,被自己一脚踩死,然后扫地出门么！偏偏他碰也碰不得,骂也骂不得！这种学生,真是万恶的要死！学校有这种学生,就是学校最大的不幸！ Chang Chunxi is the Principal coercive policy firmest supporter, moreover is perfect ideology, he thinks that all dregs should not preserve in school sacred place! Let these dregs die, tumbles out his school! 常春喜是校长高压政策最坚定的支持者,而且还是个完美主义者,他认为一切渣滓都不该在学校这种神圣的地方存留！让这些渣滓都去死,都滚出他的学校吧！ „Li Fan, you are short in this are smiling with me!” “李凡,你少在这跟我嬉皮笑脸的！” Chang Chunxi bawls out directly, „I teach for dozens years, your this thorn saw! When you I are willing to accompany you to take a test, I to supervise you! I do not believe that the academic record of your this rotten student so will be good!” 常春喜直接叱骂,“我执教几十年,你这种刺头见多了！你当我愿意来陪你考试么,我是为了监督你！我就不信,你这种烂学生的学习成绩会那么好！” „Teacher Chang, even if you is a teacher, please note your terminology.” “常老师,即便您是老师,也请注意您的用语。” Li Fan frowned gently, „what is called the rotten student? As a teacher can appraise own student casually? Am I can also call you rotten teacher in turn? The school appointed a rotten teacher to give me to supervise unexpectedly, was really unlucky enough.” 李凡轻轻皱起眉头来,“什么叫做烂学生？身为一个老师可以随便评价自己的学生吗？那我是不是也可以反过来叫您烂老师呢？学校竟然指派了一个烂老师来给我监督,真够晦气的。” „Li Fan, do not reach out for a yard after taking an inch!” “李凡,你别得寸进尺！” Li Fan's sharp-tongued, Chang Chunxi has experienced. He knows that has the struggle of argument with Li Fan this person, cannot take any advantage. Endures this tone, one day, will kick his class and grade Li Fan this rotten student, his school! 李凡的牙尖嘴利,常春喜是见识过的。他知道,跟李凡这种人有口舌之争,是占不到什么便宜的。忍下这口气,总有一天,会把李凡这种烂学生踢出他的班级,他的学校！ „Here is four sets of examination papers, in the morning language mathematical, in the afternoon English writing Zong. At noon makes you rest, this is the school considered that your body, looks after you specially. The school showed extreme tolerance to you, do not go too far!” “这里是四套卷子,上午语文数学,下午英语文综。中午让你休息,这是学校考虑到你的身体,特意关照你。学校对你已经是仁至义尽,你不要太过分了！” „I may thank school, causes such one plan to drive away our these students specially.” “那我可真感谢学校了,专门弄出这么一套方案来赶走我们这些学生。” Li Fan smiles, Chang Chunxi that smiles icily is uncomfortable! 李凡冷冰冰一笑,笑的常春喜非常的不舒服！ The student like Li Fan, is difficult to do, is too difficult to do! 像李凡这样的学生,难搞,真的太难搞！ „I do not want to struggle with you, said that you to hello, you not listen to knock it off. One day, you will suffer a loss for this reason!” “我不想跟你争,说你都是为了你好,你不听就拉倒。总有一天,你会为此而吃亏！” „Thanks the care of Teacher Chang, but I am an adult, has also calculates the complete philosophy and world outlook.” “谢谢常老师的关心,但我已经是个成年人,有着还算完整的人生观和世界观。” Li Fan grins, „who is good to me, who is bad to me, I obtained Qing.” 李凡一咧嘴,“谁对我好,谁对我坏,我自己分得清。” „Should start to take a test! Maintains the examination place be please solemnly silent!” “该开始考试了！请保持考场肃静！” Chang Chunxi is breathless, rips open the seal kraft paper, has extracted inside examination paper, places on the Li Fan bed is suspending on folding table. 常春喜气急败坏,撕开密封的牛皮纸,抽出了里面的试卷,放在李凡床上面摆着的折叠桌上。 Li Fan looked, examination paper format is very difficult. However Lin Yuexian has made up for a missed lesson to him, these and cannot baffle him. Or said that Lin Yuexian this young miss is intelligent, although these formats are difficult, but has not escaped from her estimation range. Also does not know how her head is long, each time setting the topic range of test as she expected! 李凡看了下,卷子题型很难。不过林月仙已经给他补过课,这些并难不倒他。要不说林月仙这个小姑娘聪明呢,这些题型虽然难,但也没逃出她的预测范围。也不知道她的脑袋是怎么长的,每次考试的出题范围都在她的预料之中！ Li Fan felt that this girl is the seductress is possibly reincarnated, the mind were too many! She does not plan herself luckily, otherwise depending on oneself this intelligence, was really is sold by her, but must count money for her! 李凡感觉,这丫头可能是狐狸精转世,心眼太多了！幸好她不算计自己,否则就凭自己这智力,真是被她卖了,还得替她数钱呢！ Li Fan downward answered following the order, sees the Li Fan's accuracy, the Chang Chunxi brow actually deeply wrinkled. Teaches these many years, his first time is a student studies to be good and worried. How this student does, before Mingming (obviously), is a difference since birth! But heard that Lin Yuexian of recent school is making up for a missed lesson for him, even skips classes for him makes up for a missed lesson! 李凡顺着顺序往下答题,看到李凡的正确率,常春喜眉头却深深地皱了起来。执教这么多年,他第一次为一个学生学习好而苦恼。这个学生到底是怎么搞得,明明以前是个差生来着！但听说最近学校的林月仙都在为他补课,甚至逃课替他补课！ Chang Chunxi looked for Lin Yuexian's Class Teacher for this reason specially, but Class Teacher of experimental classes is also very good ratio, he only said that Lin Yuexian wants to make anything to make anything, he cannot manage, the teacher of other class cannot manage! 常春喜为此特意找了林月仙的班主任,但实验班的班主任也是非常牛比的,丫只说林月仙想做什么就做什么,他管不着,别的班的老师更管不着！ Bastards! Has such is the teacher! Even if the grade first, should not such tolerate! 混蛋！有这么当老师的么！就算是年级第一,也不该这么纵容啊！ However heard that Lin Yuexian has resulted in the recommending for admission to school qualifications of arrived Tsinghua, a high two student, can attain to recommend for admission to school the qualifications, the sincerity is very difficult! Does not have the means that who lets Lin Yuexian this girl, starts from the junior middle school, has won the champion at the mathematical Olympics big game of nation! Never has the defeat! 不过听说林月仙已经得到了清华的保送资格,一个高二的学生啊,能拿到保送资格,真心是很艰难！没办法,谁让林月仙这个女孩子,从初中开始,就一直在全国的数学奥林匹克大赛上拿冠军！从未有过败绩！ Yeah, the outstanding student, skips classes like this anything, indeed does not have anything at the worst! But he is intolerable, this type the student, selflessly is a rotten student makes up for a missed lesson! Chang Chunxi gives Aunt Lin Yuexian's to telephone, finally others guardians actually approve of the Lin Yuexian's behavior, but also encourages own daughter, thinks that the daughter has the sense of responsibility sympathy, is worth praising! 哎,这样的优秀学生,逃课什么的,的确也没啥大不了的！但他还是不能容忍,这种好学生,无私地为一个烂学生补课！常春喜又给林月仙的妈妈打了个电话,结果人家家长却非常赞同林月仙的行为,还鼓励自己的女儿,认为女儿是有责任心同情心,值得表扬！ Chang Chunxi has been convinced thoroughly, this Lin Yuexian he is the sincerity cannot control. 常春喜彻底服气了,这林月仙他是真心管不了。 Finally this has not calculated that school newly arrived Teacher Liao also ran to give the Li Fan enrolling in supplementary lessons English! He does not understand that this Li Fan moron difference lives, the body has any charm, makes two so outstanding females make up for a missed lesson for him unexpectedly! 结果这还不算,学校新来的廖老师还跑去给李凡补习英语去了！他就不明白了,这李凡一个脑残差生,到底身上有什么魔力,竟然让两个如此优秀的女性替他去补课！ In his family|home rich? This boy family circumstances are poor and pedantic, the house that it is said lives in four sides leaks out! Does this fellow grow gracefully? Is an average person, grows the graceful student not to stress one in a big way, moreover grow not badly! 他家里有钱？这小子家境穷酸,据说住的房子都四面漏风！这家伙长得帅？就是一个普通人啊,长得帅的学生还不是一抓一大把的,况且自己长得也不差嘛！ Chang Chunxi felt that own head really is a little possibly insufficient, he supervises today, to have a look, on this Li Fan's, what has with others different thing? Did he grow two dick to be inadequate? 常春喜感觉自己的脑袋可能真的有点不够用了,他今天来监督,就是为了看看,这个李凡的身上,到底有什么跟别人不一样的东西？难道他长了两个JB不成？ Li Fan is answering, felt that the eyeball of Chang Chunxi must paste itself to menstruate. This Chang Chunxi, usually looks at itself on the crack in a door, what perhaps now also thinks how to kill itself! 李凡正在答题,就感觉常春喜的眼珠子都要贴到自己身上来了。这个常春喜啊,平时就门缝里看自己,恐怕现在也想的是如何干掉自己吧！ Li Fan is disinclined to pay attention to this fellow, then downward answered, finally met the thesis time, has actually hesitated. 李凡懒得理会这家伙,接着往下答,结果遇到作文的时候,却迟疑了一下。 The thesis topic is to discuss my side outstanding teacher. 作文题目是谈一谈我身边优秀的老师。 „Teacher Chang, I have the issue!” “常老师,我有问题！” Li Fan raises hand immediately, Chang Chunxi frowned, what wicked trick can this fellow have? 李凡立刻举起手来,常春喜皱起眉头,这家伙又要起什么幺蛾子？ „Teacher Chang, this thesis and reality separate seriously, I will not write!” “常老师,这个作文和现实严重脱钩,我不会写！” Li Fan replied plausibly that Chang Chunxi looked at the thesis topic, the nose has almost not been mad crookedly. 李凡振振有词地回答,常春喜看了眼作文题目,鼻子差点没气歪了。 „Will not write is emptying!” “不会写就空着！” „, I edit a novel, after all 60 points! Yeah, does not have the means that in two, the basic skill that must learn, is opens eyes to talk nonsense.” “哦,那我还是编个小说吧,毕竟60分呢！哎,没办法呀,在二中,要学会的基本技能,就是睁眼说瞎话啊。” Chang Chunxi wants to spit blood, this Li Fan, was too exasperating! Next time he will be hospitalized anything, oneself do not come! Comes the supervision, that prison examination fee, the insufficient money buys fast-acting Heart Saving Pill! 常春喜想吐血,这个李凡,实在太气人了！下次他在住院什么的,自己可不来了！过来监督,那点监考费,都不够钱买速效救心丸的！ ================ ================ 32278499 32278499
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