MWP :: Volume #8

#726: Intelligence quotient issue


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The Spring Festival atmosphere fills the air in the streets and lanes, most people have the time to go to the street, or strolls, either joins in the fun, either is catching up with the final time preparation. 春节的气氛弥漫在街头巷尾,绝大多数人都有时间走上街头,或者闲逛,或者凑热闹,或者赶着最后的时间准备。 Although the new year atmosphere in city is year by year pale, but the business still spare no effort prepared the big discount. 尽管城市里的新年气氛一年比一年淡,可是商家们依然不遗余力地准备好了大折扣。 Especially the outside personal store, is catching up with afternoon or the evening goes home, wanting the clear shop even to make three to fold the following price. 尤其是外地的私人商铺,赶着下午或者晚上回家,想要清铺甚至打出了三折以下的价格。 Arrives at the underground station, looks at rows of red lanterns, Li Luyou bought four tickets before the ticket vending machine, discovered with amazement the token also has a number of editions that unexpectedly are printing the firecrackers and lantern. 来到地铁站,看着一排排的红灯笼,李路由在售票机前买了四张票,惊讶地发现地铁票居然也有一批印着鞭炮和灯笼的版本了。 Underground station was this, did not know the train station scary.” Li Banzhuang aspirates, here is the world's largest subway stopover station, if the following index plate, transferred for a half hour not necessarily unable to find that line that oneself must travel by incautiously. “地铁站就是这样了,不知道火车站得多吓人。”李半妆吐了一口气,这里是世界上最大的地铁中转站,如果不小心地跟着指示牌,转半个小时也未必找得到自己要搭乘的那条线。 Un...... Sumei Electrical Appliances donates 10,000 sleeping bags to be used to provide for being detained results in the passenger in the train station, Zhishui helps there today, this public welfare matter she was warm-hearted.” Li Luyou shows a faint smile, somewhat sighed, ordinary be used to it, was one to the new year's celebration, looks at the person in station, really has to sigh, the Chinese were really many, how the basic construction invested again is not excessive, the Chinese cement and steel occupied in the world more than half output, the Chinese most was good at repairing the Earth nationality probably. “嗯……苏美电器捐赠了一万个睡袋用于发放给滞留在火车站得乘客,知水今天在那里帮忙,这种公益事情她最是热心不过了。”李路由微微一笑,又有些感叹,平常习惯了,可是一到过年,看着车站里的人,真是不得不感叹,中国人真多,基建工程再怎么投入都不算过份,中国水泥和钢铁占据全世界过半的产量,中国人大概是最善于修理地球的民族了。 Buys a bit faster, I must go back.” Annan Xiu knits the brows, although Annan Xiu likes looking that the dense and numerous ants crawl, but so many sunspots are swaying, some are crowded, making in the air fill are constraining and moving restlessly the noise flavor. “快点买完,我要回去了。”安南秀皱了皱眉,虽然安南秀喜欢看密密麻麻的蚂蚁爬来爬去,但是这么多黑点攒动着,有些过于密集,让空气里充满着压抑和躁动喧嚣的味道。 Really quite lively, but no one sets off the firecrackers probably.” Consort Mi said regrettably. “真的好热闹啊,可是好像都没有人放鞭炮啊。”宓妃遗憾地说道。 Entered the subway carriage, the returning to home village migrant worker big woven bag and suitcase of occupied very big space, as the Zhonghai main force transportation vehicle, on time however did not have the subway most person of traffic light to like, person who had the car(riage) was also disinclined to drive, after all the Zhonghai traffic light was most, the quick-tempered point person could not bear the urban district main block to open for one minute to stop one minute of rhythm, choosing subway, even if were must facilitate quick many one by one. 走进地铁车厢,回乡农民工大大的编织袋和行李箱占据了很大的空间,作为中海的主力交通工具,准点而没有红绿灯的地铁最为人所喜欢,许多有车的人也懒得开车,毕竟中海的红绿灯是最多的,性子急点的人根本受不了市区主要街区开一分钟停一分钟的节奏,选择地铁哪怕是人挤人也要方便快捷的多。 Li Luyou found a place, stretches out the arms, said to three girls: Comes.” 李路由找了个地方,张开双臂,对三个女孩子说:“进来吧。” The people are too many, Li Luyou feared that they were being pushed, could ignore others' vision, originally brought, but also hugged the bosom that three pleasant girl very early people are envying to protect, naturally will attract the hatred. 人太多,李路由怕她们被挤着,也顾不得别人的目光了,本来带着三个赏心悦目的女孩子就挺早人嫉妒的了,还都一把搂进怀里护着,当然会吸引仇恨了。 Later do not come out together.” Annan Xiu was even more discontented, originally such treatment is she enjoys, now unexpectedly apportions other two girls, Consort Mi also even, Li Banzhuang that smiles sweetly, but also has a look at the Li Luyou appearance really to make Annan Xiu disgusting once for a while gently. “以后不要一起出来了。”安南秀越发不满了,本来这样的待遇是她一个人享受的,现在居然分给了其他两个女孩子,宓妃也就算了,李半妆那副甜甜地笑,还时不时温柔地看看李路由的样子实在让安南秀恶心。 You, as soon as goes out, seems the entire world to owe you 5 million.” Li Banzhuang snort/hum, went out with Annan Xiu, is really hard to be joyful, who window-shops to want the companion always a dirty look. “你一出门,就好像全世界都欠你五百万似的。”李半妆哼了一声,和安南秀出门,真是难以让人高兴起来,谁逛街愿意同伴老是一张臭脸啊。 You made a mistake, I am only and you go out this together.” Annan Xiu said unemotionally. “你错了,我只是和你一起出门才这样。”安南秀面无表情地说道。 Li Luyou says today not to quarrel, as if an effect does not have. 李路由说得今天不许吵架,似乎一点效果也没有。 Both of you quarrelled again, went back to stay to me, I and Consort Mi two people went shopping enough.” Li Luyou is putting on a serious face the lesson to say. “你们俩个再吵架,就都给我回去呆着,我和宓妃两个人去买东西就够了。”李路由板着脸教训道。 Annan Xiu and Li Banzhuang looked one, has turned head, the less seen the better. 安南秀李半妆对望了一眼,扭过头去,眼不见为净。 Li Luyou, this person put in the hand your pocket.” Consort Mi is pointing around one thin man who wears the eyeglasses said. 李路由,这个人把手伸进你的口袋里了。”宓妃指着旁边一个戴着眼镜的削瘦男子说道。 Li Luyou turns head, held down hastily the own pocket, diverted the attention by quarrelling of Annan Xiu and Li Banzhuang, almost the wallet lost, Li Luyou is looking angrily at this thin man, although in the wallet the cash are not many, but ID card bankcard, if lost is not the general trouble. 李路由回过头来,连忙按住了自己的口袋,被安南秀李半妆的吵架分散了注意力,差点钱包就丢了,李路由怒视着这个削瘦男子,虽然钱包里现金不多,但是身份证银行卡都在,要是丢了可不是一般的麻烦。 You said that who is a thief? The little misses, do not talk nonsense!” Feels vision that in the compartment concentrates to come, the thin man is not flustered, but clenches teeth to reveal the meaning of several points of threat. “你说谁是小偷?小姑娘,不要胡说八道!”感觉到车厢里集中过来的目光,削瘦男子并不慌张,只是咬牙露出几分威胁的意思。 What thief...... is the thief?” Consort Mi looks at the thin man strangely, “小偷……小偷是什么啊?”宓妃奇怪地看着削瘦男子, I had not said that you are a thief, I said you admitted him the hand in the pocket, was quite strange, why do you want to put in his pocket the hand?” The thin man stared at Consort Mi to look at several, that pure vision made him cannot help but move out of the way the look, discovered that Li Luyou is still looking at oneself, cannot help but somewhat shamed angry: Manages well her, if an idiot, do not bring to come out.” “我没有说你是小偷啊,我只是说你把手放进他得口袋里了,好奇怪哦,你为什么要把手放到他口袋里?”削瘦男子盯着宓妃看了几眼,那纯净的目光让他不由自主地挪开了眼神,发现李路由还在看着自己,不由得有些羞恼:“管好她,如果是白痴,就不要带出来。” He scolded me!” Consort Mi touches the own small pocket, the small sword disappears, therefore is somewhat suffering. “他骂我!”宓妃摸了摸自己的小口袋,小剑都不见了,于是有些委屈。 Scolded others the idiot was an idiot.” The Li Luyou gentle voice said, looks at the Consort Mi appearance somewhat to love dearly, raised the head looks at the thief unemotionally, put out a hand to press firmly between the fingers the cheeks of thief: Apology, otherwise after I let you , can never scold others the idiot.” “骂别人白痴的才是白痴。”李路由柔声说道,瞧着宓妃的样子有些心疼,抬起头来面无表情地看着小偷,一伸手就捏住了小偷的脸颊:“道歉,不然我让你以后永远都不能骂别人白痴。” Does!” “干什么!” You dare to hit the person!” “你敢打人!” Who saw him is a thief? Doesn't have the evidence you to dare to hit the person?” “谁看见他是小偷了?没有证据你敢打人?” Immediately in the ordinary day the rare behaving righteously people encircled, Li Luyou knows that this type in the thief who in the subway commits a crime basically is the gang, after all the subway escapes when the travel is impossible, arriving later escapes is not easy. 顿时平日里罕见的见义勇为群众就围了上来,李路由知道这种在地铁里作案的小偷基本上是团伙,毕竟地铁在行驶时逃跑是不可能的,到站以后逃跑也不容易。 Hits the person to need the evidence? He curses at people may not have the evidence.” Li Luyou sneers to say. “打人需要证据?他骂人的时候可没有证据。”李路由冷笑道。 Lets loose him!” “放开他!” Four young men surrounded, Li Luyou looked at all around, finally let loose that thief. 四个年轻男子围拢了过来,李路由看了看四周,终于放开了那个小偷。 What the thief does not know, also isn't an idiot?” “连小偷是什么都不知道,还不是白痴?” If the out of touch with mundane affairs young lady, where can take the subway? What attire installs?” “要是不食人间烟火的大小姐,哪里会来坐地铁?装什么装?” Calculates that you know the limitation.” “算你识相。” Saw Li Luyou to let loose, several young men threatened looked at all around one, happily smiled. 看到李路由放开了,几个年轻男子威胁地看了四周一眼,得意地笑了起来。 Meets me to help you hit him again.” Li Luyou said to Consort Mi. “一会我再帮你打他。”李路由宓妃说道。 Un.” Consort Mi nods layer on layer/heavily. “嗯。”宓妃重重地点头。 Bored.” Annan Xiu had a yawn. “无聊。”安南秀打了个哈欠。 Elder Brother, we on together!” Li Banzhuang said low voice, she knows Elder Brother will not be afraid these thieves. “哥,我们一起上!”李半妆小声说道,她知道哥哥是绝不会害怕这些小偷的。 Okay staying.” Li Luyou warned her hastily, resembles anything appearance that girl raised a rumpus.” “好好呆着。”李路由连忙警告她,“女孩子动手动脚的像什么样子。” Li Banzhuang curls the lip. 李半妆撇了撇嘴。 Gets out, Li Luyou patted the shoulder of that thief. 下了车,李路由拍住了那个小偷的肩膀。 Does?” Also a little dreaded on the vehicle, after all so many people visit him are the thieves, but gets out, walked walked, some whose also evidence said that he was a thief? Therefore the thief especially is then rampant: „Is elder brother's shoulder you pats?” “干什么?”在车上还有点忌惮,毕竟那么多人看着他是小偷了,可是下了车,走得都走了,谁还有证据说他是小偷?于是小偷便格外嚣张起来:“哥的肩膀是你拍的?” I said makes you apologize, last time opportunity.” “我说了让你道歉,最后一次机会。” Brothers, punch him, we do not give the opportunity that he regrets!” The thieves beckon, other four people flushed. “兄弟们,揍他,咱不给他后悔的机会!”小偷一招手,其他四个人就冲了过来。 Li Luyou fist, how the average person can support his fist, the quick five people lie down on the ground, cannot move. 李路由一拳一个,普通人怎么吃得住他的拳头,很快五个人就躺倒在地上,动弹不得。 Since your cursing at people idiot, I set a topic under the test your intelligence quotient.” Li Luyou pats the shoulder of thief to say. “既然你骂人白痴,我就出个题目来测试下你的智商吧。”李路由拍着小偷的肩膀说道。 Answered, did you put us to walk?” The thieves said fearful and apprehensive, when which of thief hasn't fought? Naturally can see the fist and strength of this young people are not an average person, bumps into this type of hard stubble, really sighed secretly unlucky, but wants to make money the new year's celebration. “是不是答出来了,你就放我们走?”小偷心惊胆颤地说道,当小偷的哪个没有打过架?自然能够看得出这个年轻人的拳头和力量根本就不是普通人,碰到这种硬茬,真让人暗叹倒霉,不过就是想捞点钱过年而已。 This topic is very simple, a man enters a train, misses probably for ten minutes on 12 : 00 o'clock at night appearances, he is taking a look at the surrounding person, asked that a young man said that you are 28 years old? The young man nodded to say is. However he also asked a middle-aged person, you this year are 45 years old? The middle-aged people said that right, he also asked an old woman, were you 82 years old? The old woman has doubts asked how you do know? The men had not replied, but the passenger is repeating such dialogue, this man as if has, so long as looks that others' face knows the opposite party age the ability.” Li Luyou, then said: At this time to next site also 15 minutes, the man asked the last woman, he said that you are 50 years old? The woman smiles was saying, yes, but five minutes 51 years old. In an instant, the man is pale, held that lady's foot to take off her the high-heeled shoes, in the people amazed vision, broke the train car window with the shoe heel, insane from the train of travel jumped got down......” “这个题目很简单,一个男人走进一辆火车,大概是还差十分钟就午夜十二点的样子,他打量着周围的人,问一个年轻男子说,你是二十八岁吗?年轻男子点头说是。然而他又问一个中年人,你今年四十五岁吗?中年人说没错,他又问一个老太太,你是八十二岁吗?老太太疑惑地问你怎么知道?男人没有回答,只是和旅客重复着这样的对话,这名男子似乎有只要看着别人的脸就知道对方年龄的能力。”李路由顿了顿,接着说道:“这时候离下一个站点还有15分钟的时间,男人问到了最后一名女士,他说你是50岁吗?女士微笑着说道,是的,不过还有五分钟就51岁了。刹那间,男人脸色苍白,抓住那名女士的脚就脱掉了她得高跟鞋,在众人惊诧的目光中,用鞋跟砸碎了火车车窗玻璃,疯了似的从行驶的火车上跳了下去……” Ended?” The thieves are enduring the severe pain, this topic may be really long enough, what is the issue? “完了?”小偷忍着剧痛,这个题目可真够长的,可是问题是什么? Issue is, why does he do that?” Li Luyou said sets a topic. “问题就是,他为什么这么做?”李路由笑着说出了题目。 The thieves and other four people are thinking desperately, what topic is this? Senseless, that man like this young man is a lunatic, after holding the thief beat violently one, unexpectedly tests others intelligence quotient! 小偷和其他四个人拼命地想着,这是什么题目?没头没脑的,那个男人就是像这个年轻男人一样是个疯子,抓住了小偷狠揍一顿之后居然来考验别人智商! „Did time, know the answer?” Li Luyou looked at the cell phone , without the time to rub gently. “时间到,知道答案了吗?”李路由看了看手机,没有时间磨蹭了。 That man was insane!” A partner said thinks the most credible answer. “那个男人疯了!”一个同伙说了自认为最靠谱的答案。 Other watch the fun was actually curious the answer to come, some people have looked at similar inference topic, opening mouth, but thinks that oneself was not a thief, does not need to confirm the intelligence quotient, bore. 其他看热闹的倒是都好奇起答案来了,有人看过类似的推理题,张了张嘴,但是想想自己又不是小偷,也不需要验证智商,还是忍住了。 Such simple topic you cannot guess, has a face to scold others the idiot?” Li Luyou catches that thief, pinched his cheeks to make him stand, then said to Annan Xiu: Annan Xiu, told them the answer.” “这样简单的题目你们都猜不出来,有脸骂别人白痴?”李路由抓住那个小偷,捏着他的脸颊让他站了起来,回头对安南秀说道:“安南秀,告诉他们答案。” „Very simple, the ability in that man surface can see others' age, what in fact he sees is others' life-span. He asked, is felt here everyone will die...... in a compartment the people of disparity in age dead in the same year this year, this situation extremely in rarity, therefore he hopes reason that can find this coincidence, when asked the last woman, he was clear, life-span of this woman was only 50 years old, was five minutes she is 51 years old, in other words this woman in these five minutes will die, therefore he guessed that the person of entire compartment in the reason that this year died is only because under possible to have the train incident, a that woman did not live. 51 years old will die, therefore he hurries to break the car window to escape.” Annan Xiu does not think Li Luyou believes without hesitation she can explain is how proud matter, this issue was also too simple, tests the idiot intelligence quotient the issue, unexpectedly makes her explain. “很简单,那个男人表面上的能力是能够看出别人的年龄,实际上他看到的是别人的寿命。他之所以一个个问,就是感觉到这里所有人都会在今年死去……一个车厢里不同年龄的人都在同一年死去,这种情况太过于罕见,于是他希望能够找到这种巧合的原因,当问到最后一个女人时,他才明白,这个女人的寿命只有50岁,可是过五分钟她就51岁了,也就是说在这五分钟内这个女人会死去,于是他猜测到全车厢的人都会在今年死去的原因只是因为等下可能会发生列车事故,那个女人活不到51岁就会死掉,所以他才赶紧砸碎车窗玻璃逃生。”安南秀可不认为李路由毫不犹豫地相信她能够解答是多么值得骄傲的事情,这种问题也太简单了,考验白痴智商的问题,居然让她来解释。 Good fearful topic.” Li Banzhuang hurries to grip the hand of Consort Mi, spits the tongue. “好可怕的题目。”李半妆赶紧握住宓妃的手,吐了吐舌头。 Originally is this.” The thieves are suddenly enlighted, then ridicules saying: Our intelligence quotient is not high, if our intelligence quotient high......” “原来是这样。”小偷恍然大悟,然后讪笑道:“我们智商不高,要是我们智商高……” „Are you big this year?” Li Luyou smiled to ask the thief just saying that immediately was pale, knelt down begs for mercy on the ground: We made a mistake, we are not the person, we are the idiots, we apologized......” “你今年多大?”李路由微笑着问道小偷刚说完,顿时脸色苍白,跪倒在地上求饶:“我们错了,我们不是人,我们是白痴,我们道歉……” Did not respond slowly, no wonder can work as the thief.” “反应不慢,难怪可以当小偷。” The Li Luyou stand, drew Annan Xiu to leave, no plan delivered to the police station them, the big new year's celebration, did not give policeman to put to trouble, moreover it is estimated that they are not in no mood the courage and today steal the thing. 李路由站了起来,拉着安南秀离开了,也没有打算把他们送到警察局去,大过年的,不给警察叔叔添麻烦了,而且估计他们今天也没有胆子和心情去偷东西了。 Elder Brother, you said such topic, asked that others many years, strange scary, they also think that you must kill them.” Li Banzhuang purses the lips, today celebrates the new year, unexpectedly told such scary story.” “哥,你说了那样的题目,又问人家多少岁,怪吓人的,他们还以为你要杀了他们呢。”李半妆撅了撅嘴,“今天可是过年啊,居然说这样吓人的故事。” Elder Brother was wrong. However good Consort Mi vigilant, or your quarrelled, I even had a headache about the thieves not to detect.” Li Luyou thought that this naturally was Li Banzhuang and Annan Xiu responsibility, how otherwise he may put out a hand in the pocket not to discover by the thief. “哥错了。不过还好宓妃机警,要不你们俩个吵架,我头痛得连小偷都没有察觉到。”李路由觉得这当然是李半妆安南秀的责任了,不然他怎么可能会被小偷伸手到口袋里都没有发现。 You can quiet meet...... my a little matter, after a half hour, meets in lake sea there.” Li Banzhuang had/left the underground station, a plan go it alone meeting. “你可以清静一会了……我有点事,半个小时后在湖海那里见面啊。”李半妆出了地铁站,就打算单独行动一会了。 „Do you want to do?” Li Luyou asked strangely. “你要干嘛?”李路由奇怪地问道。 Private affair.” Li Banzhuang hehe smiles. “私事。”李半妆嘿嘿笑。 Which my also official business...... goes morning to return early.” Li Luyou smiles, no matter also she, girl, always this and that small secrets. “我还公事哪……早去早回。”李路由笑了笑,也不管她,女孩子嘛,总有些这样那样的小秘密。 Li Banzhuang blocked a taxi, master, happy new year...... goes to the government affairs center.” 李半妆拦了一辆出租车,“师傅,新年好啊……去政务中心。” Hehe, tomorrow is the new year, the little miss, the government affairs center does not go to work today, do you do?” The master sees such delightful little miss who smiles, is not cruel enough she to run a fruitless errand, therefore does not worry to hit the table. “呵呵,明天才是新年啊,小姑娘,政务中心今天不上班了,你去干嘛?”师傅看到笑的这么甜美的小姑娘,不忍心她白跑一趟,所以不着急打表。 I checked, they are 11 : 00 am get off work today, now also with enough time.” In Li Banzhuang is shaking hand the household register to say. “我查了哦,他们今天是上午11点下班,现在还来得及。”李半妆握着手里的户口本说道。 Good, that walked.” “好咧,那走了。”
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