MWP :: Volume #4

#391: Annan Xiu birthday

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Except for Suoluo Giant Ship of Li Luyou worry, what judgment day in 2012 has not possibly presented that the earthquake are still many, the whale reaches a deadlock, after old Europe looked like Ming Dynasty China more and more, North Korea became the feudal hereditary dynasty finally, South Korea was still the universe's first great nation, Japan still in manufacture wild Ultraman, the American clamors China to fatten up, should kill, the South Sea surrounding Vietnam monkey is jumping to stumble, the Philippine maids sob while threw the coquettish look offer chastity, but also takes the nail clippers threat once for a while, A San was that happy, continued human, the race, Earth is not being able to prevent their mysteries?? In brief in 2012 and year before does not have too to distinguish. 除了李路由担心的桫椤巨舰,2012年并没有可能出现什么世界末日,地震依然很多,鲸鱼还是搁浅,老欧洲越来越像明朝以后的中国,朝鲜终于成了封建世袭王朝,韩国依然是宇宙第一大国,日本还在制造野生奥特曼,美国人叫嚣着中国养肥了,该杀了,南海周围越南猴子在蹦跶,菲律宾女仆一边哭泣一边抛媚眼奉献贞操,还时不时拿着指甲刀威胁,阿三还是那么欢乐,继续着人类,种族,地球都无法阻止他们的神奇??总之2012年和前一年没有太多区别。 In traffic accident and war, many people not, when the judgment day similar was first killed, is eating the hogwash oil, the Chinese people who the poisonous powder, the carcinogenic milk, dyes the steamed bun still lived strongly, have been being familiar with use the indifferent, disdained look facing the Chinese people of management and relocation team, where will be worried about the judgment day? 在车祸和战争中,许多人没有等到世界末日就先被同类杀死,吃着地沟油,毒奶粉,致癌牛奶,染色馒头的中国人民依然坚强地活着,早已经习惯用冷漠,不屑的眼神面对城管和拆迁队的中国人民,哪里会担心世界末日？ Li Luyou is not worried about the judgment day in the same old way, but the premise is he must serve Annan Xiu, in the Annan Xiu eye, Earth and human is frail, her some are the means makes various human not unimaginable judgment days. 李路由照样不担心世界末日,但前提是他要伺候好安南秀,在安南秀眼里,地球和人类都过于脆弱,她有的是办法制造各种人类无法想象的世界末日。 Suoluo Giant Ship is beyond control, does that type of thing symbolize Heavenly Clouds Divine Realm facing the Earth oppressive war advantage, Li Luyou is not being able to imagine over ten kilometers giant ship to appear when the Earth sky the panic and pleasant surprise of end of member entire human race?? Therefore is unable to resist regarding this type is also incapable of preventing, is unable to determine the matter that can have, Li Luyou does not go to manage it, today is the Annan Xiu birthday, this is the serious offense day matter. 桫椤巨舰是无法控制的,那种东西象征着天云神境面对地球的压迫性战争优势,李路由无法想象一艘超过十公里的巨大船舰出现在地球上空时全人类的恐慌和末日份子的惊喜??所以对于这种无法抗拒也无力阻止,无从确定会发生的事情,李路由不去管它,今天是安南秀的生日,这是大过天的事情。 Very early in the morning Li Luyou got out of bed, as usual made the breakfast to call Annan Xiu to get out of bed. 一大早李路由就起床了,像往常一样做好了早餐在叫安南秀起床。 „Today is your birthday, honored Your Highness Princess, your loyal protector, glorious vanguard, because can pull your fingertip, but incomparably proud Attendant Li Luyou, had prepared the breakfast for you.” Li Luyou turned that western imaginary net article «Aristocrat Principle» that yesterday evening is flooding the bourgeoise taste, finally prepared the lines, is reciting seriously. “今天是你的生日,尊贵的公主殿下,你忠诚的守护者,荣耀的捍卫者,因为能够牵着你的指尖而无比骄傲的侍从官李路由,已经为你准备了早餐。”李路由昨天晚上了翻了那本充斥着小资味的西幻网文《贵族法则》,终于准备好了台词,严肃地背诵着。 „Because you already and low indigenous have distinguished, therefore I determined that you will not have a fever, do you force oneself to act a brain burnt out the fellow?” Annan Xiu frowns, visits him bewilderedly, at the same time lifts the quilt, presses the big tyrannosaurus ant under short nightgown displays, so as to avoid Li Luyou saw that oneself because of white Mianxiao the underpants that lifting the quilt reveals. “因为你已经和低等土著有所区别,所以我确定你不会发烧,难道你强迫自己扮演一个脑子烧坏了的家伙？”安南秀皱起了眉头,莫名其妙地看着他,一边掀开被子,把大霸王龙蚂蚁压在短短的睡裙下摆上,免得李路由看到自己因为掀开被子而露出的白棉小内裤。 „You know that I did take the big effort to force oneself to speak such disgusting words? Did not appreciate kindness rendered.” Li Luyou came under the serious attack, the posture that even/including Danxi kneels down had not been completed, beckons with the hand, „washes the face to clean the teeth a bit faster, has the breakfast.” “你知道我费了多大的力气才强迫自己说这么恶心的话吗？一点也不领情。”李路由受到了沉重的打击,连单膝下跪的姿势都没有完成了,摆了摆手,“快点去洗脸刷牙,过来吃早餐。” „Today is my birthday, you must hug me to get out of bed!” Annan Xiu heard, the person of celebrating a birthday has the privilege, Annan Xiu always does not care about the privilege, because she only grants others the privilege, therefore she decided that grants Li Luyou to hold the privilege that she gets out of bed today?? Sometimes ordinary Li Luyou also hugs, but that cannot, probably today, therefore is the privilege. “今天是我的生日,你要抱我起床！”安南秀听说了,过生日的人有特权,安南秀从来不在意特权,因为她只赐予别人特权,所以她决定赐予李路由今天抱她起床的特权??平常李路由有时候也抱,但那不是必须的,今天是必须的,所以是特权。 Li Luyou turns head, smiles, grabs her two tootsies, transferred a direction her, the small feet built in the bedside, tied the slipper to put on the cute transparent crystal caesalpinia pulcherrima, then both hands held her armpit to hold up to place the oneself bosom her high. 李路由回过头来,笑了笑,抓着她的两只小脚,把她转了一个方向,小脚搭在床边,把可爱的透明水晶红蝴蝶结拖鞋穿上,然后双手托着她的腋下把她高高举起放在自己怀里。 „Your Highness Princess today 15 years old , long first year of university year.” Li Luyou somewhat sighed said, from meeting this little girl that shone the Li Luyou ordinary and ordinary life, entire one year. “公主殿下今天十五岁了,又长大一岁了。”李路由有些感叹地说道,距离遇到这个照耀了李路由普通而平凡生命的小女孩,已经整整一年了。 „Pitifully from the practical significance, I am 14 years old, therefore I decided that today is my 14 th birthday, is not 15-year-old.” Annan Xiu said depressed, such growing up without significance, because in a low world, therefore Annan Xiu feels the own wisdom, the soul, the spirit, the mind has not grown, instead was possibly implicated. “可惜从实际意义上来说,我还是十四岁,所以我决定今天是我的14岁生日,不是15岁的。”安南秀闷闷不乐地说道,这样的长大毫无意义,因为是在一个低等世界,所以安南秀觉得自己的智慧,灵魂,精神,心灵都没有得到成长,反而可能被拖累了。 „Also can oneself decide at will what is how many years birthdays?” Li Luyou is looking at mysterious little girl, before she puts the bathroom, kisses her small face: „ Do not be unhappy, the birthday must happily, “还能自己随意决定过的是多少岁的生日？”李路由瞧着神奇的小女孩,把她放到浴室前,亲了亲她的小脸:“别不开心了,生日都要开开心心的, No matter 14 years old are 15 years old, Annan Xiu is in the Li Luyou heart is most beautiful forever, most cute Your Highness Princess. ” „Only then my oneself can say oneself cute, doesn't remember? You cannot say.” Annan Xiu snort/hum, was a little happy. 不管是十四岁还是十五岁,安南秀永远是李路由心中最美丽,最可爱的公主殿下。”“只有我自己能说自己可爱,不记得了吗？你不许说。”安南秀哼了一声,有一点高兴了。 The Li Luyou corners of the mouth curl upwards, nod, walk to complete the noodles, in addition egg. 李路由嘴角微翘,点了点头,走出去把长寿面做完,加上了鸡蛋。 In the morning Li Luyou telephones to Li Banzhuang, Li Luyou pressed exempted raises, then Li Banzhuang Happy Birthday, and told her, oneself was the place that the birthday present of Annan Xiu preparation hid, Annan Xiu found to open to look, was a picture frame is very big, will block from the sunglasses of Annan Xiu half small face. 早上李路由给李半妆打电话,李路由按了免提,然后李半妆祝安南秀快乐,并且告诉她,自己为安南秀准备的生日礼物藏起来的地方,安南秀找到了打开看了看,是一副镜框很大,会遮住安南秀半张小脸的太阳眼镜。 „Likes?” Li Luyou asked Annan Xiu. “喜欢吗？”李路由问安南秀。 „I am willing to accept her gift, this is her was honored, as for liking, is not important, I accepted in any case very to her the face, does not use too to her the face.” Annan Xiu puts on the eyeglasses, walks back and forth to try to feel in the living room, is very fun. “我愿意接受她的礼物,这已经是她的荣幸了,至于喜欢不喜欢,并不怎么重要,反正我收下了就很给她面子了,不用太给她面子。”安南秀戴上眼镜,在客厅里走来走去试试感觉,挺好玩的。 „She said that likes very much.” Li Luyou such and Li Banzhuang said. “她说很喜欢。”李路由这么和李半妆说。 Annan Xiu is staring Li Luyou discontentedly, what a pity Li Luyou has hung up the telephone, moreover she wears the eyeglasses, Li Luyou cannot see her look. 安南秀不满地瞪着李路由,可惜李路由已经挂断电话了,而且她戴着眼镜,李路由也看不到她的眼神。 Li Shishi also came very early in the morning, she gives the Annan Xiu gift is self-made ultra-large number sugar popsicle, said accurately should be an icicle, is 40 centimeters, ten centimeters thickness , the refrigerator of her family/home is luckily ultra-large. 李诗诗也一大早就来了,她送给安南秀的礼物是自制的超大号白糖冰棒,准确地说应该是一根冰柱,足足有四十厘米长,十厘米粗,也幸亏她家的冰箱超大。 „Actually very simple, I first in a big way bought two bottles seven to freeze happily, waited for them to freeze got up to trim off the bottom again, then made their bottom melt points to make an effort to extrude slightly again, bundled with the clear plastic wrap, I tore down the clear plastic wrap in downstairs a moment ago, take down a seven happy jar, remaining can take in the hand, slowly ate.” Li Shishi happily introduced that extraordinarily oneself meticulously prepares the good birthday present. “其实很简单的啦,我先买了两瓶大七喜冰冻起来,等它们都冻了起来再把底部剪掉,然后让它们底部稍微融化一点再用力挤压,用保鲜膜捆起来,刚才我在楼下才把保鲜膜拆掉,取下一个七喜瓶子,剩下的一个就可以拿在手里,慢慢吃。”李诗诗得意非凡地介绍自己精心准备好的生日礼物。 „Average person receives such birthday present, certainly lifelong unforgettable, and you must be careful that the opposite party takes this thing to pound your head.” Li Luyou hopes that Li Shishi do not see off person such birthday present. “一般人收到这样的生日礼物,一定终身难忘,并且你要小心对方拿着这个东西砸你的脑袋。”李路由希望李诗诗再也不要送别人这样的生日礼物了。 „Princess Xiu, you eat quickly, is very delicious.” Li Shishi only listens to „lifelong unforgettablily” this word, and regards the meaning of affirmation and praise. “秀公主,你快吃吧,很好吃的。”李诗诗只听“终身难忘”这个词,并且当成肯定和赞美的意思。 „Li Shishi, our half, you first eat your half me show.” Annan Xiu made Li Shishi take a large bowl that to the kitchen in made the spicy fish and Sanhetang came out, knocks the half to give Li Shishi. “李诗诗,我们一人一半,你先把你的那一半吃给我看看。”安南秀让李诗诗到厨房里拿了个做水煮鱼和三合汤的大碗出来,敲断了半截给李诗诗。 Li Shishi carried the large bowl to nip several, were too many, could not finish eating! She looked at Annan Xiu, smiles, „we eat slowly.” 李诗诗端着大碗咬了几口,太多了,根本吃不完！她看了看安南秀,嘿嘿一笑,“我们慢慢吃。” Annan Xiu gives the Li Shishi face actually very much, without discards remaining half icicle, but placed in the refrigerator then. 安南秀倒是很给李诗诗面子,没有把剩下的半截冰柱子丢掉,而是放在冰箱里便了。 Crossed a small meeting, An Zhishui also came, because An Zhishui has delivered the Annan Xiu crystal ant, simultaneously Annan Xiu also gave the An Zhishui wishes coming true pill, although was eaten by Li Luyou, but Annan Xiu thinks oneself has given the birthday present, so long as she produced „delivered birthday present” this thought that An Zhishui should thank her, received as for in fact An Zhishui, Annan Xiu did not pay attention, that was not An Zhishui should returning a courtesy must the condition, probably the condition be she had that thought. 过了一小会,安知水也来了,因为安知水送过安南秀水晶蚂蚁,同时安南秀也送给安知水心想事成丸,虽然被李路由吃了,但是安南秀还是认为自己已经送了生日礼物,只要她产生了“送安知水礼物”这个念头,安知水就应该感谢她了,至于实际上安知水有没有收到,安南秀是不关注的,那不是安知水该不该回礼的必须条件,必须条件是她产生了那个念头。 „Princess Xiu, I give the birthday present that you prepare one set.” An Zhishui receives the birthday present also to want exciting many compared with oneself simply, in fact when seeing somebody off gift when An Zhishui compared with receiving gift happy?? Naturally, when receives the Li Luyou gift mood to be an exception. “秀公主,我给你准备的生日礼物是一整套的。”安知水简直比自己收到生日礼物还要兴奋的多,实际上送人礼物时安知水远比收到礼物时开心??当然,收到李路由礼物时的心情除外。 The birthday present that every year she receives has numerous number, vast majority of she opens has not opened, because these person of An Zhishui fundamental understanding did not know, or is her repugnant person. 每年她收到的生日礼物多不胜数,绝大多数她连拆都没有拆过,因为那些人安知水根本认识都不认识,或者是她讨厌的人。 „What is?” Annan Xiu looks at An Zhishui to raise the every large or small gift box, pressed An Zhishui, it is estimated that she has not raised so many thing crawling staircases. “是什么啊？”安南秀看着安知水提着大大小小的礼盒,也难为安知水了,估计她都没有提过这么多的东西爬楼梯。 „We, Shishi also comes together.” “我们一起来看,诗诗也来啊。” An Zhishui brought Li Shishi, Annan Xiu to enter the room to look at the gift together . Moreover the door locking on the other side, Li Luyou stood in out of the door listens, does not know that they are doing. 安知水就带着李诗诗,安南秀一起进房间去看礼物了,而且把门给反锁上了,李路由站在门外听了听,也不知道她们在干什么。 Passed the period of time, the gate opened, Li Luyou some stare blankly look at present little girl. 过了好一阵子,门开了,李路由有些发怔地看着眼前的小女孩。 Annan Xiu wears a gorgeous princess skirt, the white skirt suspends a fold to fold one, the fine handwork exaggerates the bandage of graceful packing to serve as contrast the slender waist, making the Annan Xiu not big small rabbit crowd is seeming especially plentiful. 安南秀穿着一袭华美的公主裙,白色的裙摆一层褶皱叠着一层,精致的手工渲染着优雅紧束的绷带衬托着细腰,让安南秀不大的小兔子都拥挤着显得格外丰满。 When the gate opens, Li Luyou sees is a true princess, like ordinary Annan Xiu, will not be proud, noble and inherent superior makings restraining in the look and makings, present she uses the clothing that matches her status, should have the imposing manner and flavor exaggeration that true princess dripping fine. 当门打开时,李路由看到的就是一位真正的公主,不像平常的安南秀,将骄傲,高贵和与生俱来的优越气质收敛在眼神和气质中,现在的她用匹配她身份的服饰,就将那份真正的公主应该有的气势和味道渲染的淋漓精致。 In the slender tender wrist/skill is hanging the dazzling lottery prize money bracelet, the top of the head is a head crown that is embellishing the black crystal, the under foot also black thin ribbon high-heeled shoes, that careful ribbon just like the delicacy of girl, making her be full of a tender and delicate seduction. 纤细柔嫩的手腕上挂着璀璨夺目的彩金手链,头顶是一个点缀着黑色水晶的头冠,脚下还有一双黑色细丝带高跟鞋,那一条条细细的丝带犹如女孩子的柔弱,让她充满着一种娇嫩的诱惑。 Sees the Li Luyou shocking look, An Zhishui is especially self-satisfied, probably is showing off oneself beloved doll, the girl likes dressing up the hobby of doll almost the same as be inborn with their maternal love. 看到李路由惊艳的眼神,安知水格外得意,像是在炫耀自己心爱的洋娃娃似的,女孩子喜欢打扮洋娃娃的爱好几乎和她们的母爱一样是天生的。 An Zhishui and Li Banzhuang have had this idea, An Zhishui eventually realized taking advantage of the Annan Xiu birthday, naturally she is will not tell Annan Xiu absolutely, oneself gives her such birthday present, actually most satisfied was actually An Zhishui oneself. 安知水和李半妆早就有过这种想法了,安知水终于借着安南秀实现了,当然她是绝对不会告诉安南秀,自己送她这样的生日礼物,其实最满足的却是安知水自己了。 Li Luyou walked unrestrainedly, held the hand of Annan Xiu, is looking at An Zhishui: „Finally you are my good friend, knows that considers under for me, without giving her prepares the necklace, how otherwise does my birthday present take acts? The feeling hangs the inking green sinker again, matching was perfect.” 李路由情不自禁地走了过去,牵住了安南秀的手,望着安知水:“总算你是我的好朋友,知道为我考虑下,没有给她准备项链,不然我的生日礼物怎么拿得出手？感觉再挂着墨绿色的坠子,就搭配完美了。” „Hee hee, I matched the hanging rope chain of your sinker to prepare.” An Zhishui is showing off complacently, actually on her neck also hung one, with must give Annan Xiu the almost, she hung the black band of jade sinker to change into the discount. “嘻嘻,我连搭配你坠子的挂绳链都准备好了。”安知水得意洋洋地炫耀着,其实她脖子上也挂了一条,和要送给安南秀的这条差不多,她把原来吊着玉坠子的黑色带子换成更票了的了。 Li Luyou took the own wooden sinker, then hanging the rope chain comes up. 李路由把自己的木坠子拿了出来,然后把挂绳链系上去。 Annan Xiu looks at that wooden sinker, on the fine chilly cheeks, an expression does not have. 安南秀看着那个木坠子,精致清冷的脸颊上,一点表情都没有。
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