„Is so strong?” “有这么强吗？” Hears the question of Xu Qing, Jiang He is opening the small mouth closes up slowly, the expression shakes the head dignifiedly, „this time...... practiced to become an immortal.” 听到许青的问话,姜禾张着的小嘴慢慢合拢,表情凝重地摇头,“这功夫……练成仙了。” Really is unable to imagine the embroidery needle really to have that strong might, house flies...... Jiang He to lower the head to have a look at oneself both hands directly, she most treats as the hidden weapon it, strokes the goal several meters away, making one be selected the minor wound —— possibly even bone unable to sneak , the embroidery needle is very difficult to kill people. 实在无法想象绣花针竟然有那么强的威力,一栋房子直接拉飞……姜禾低头看看自己的双手,她最多把它当作暗器,击打几米外的目标,让人受点轻伤——可能连骨头都钻不进,绣花针是很难杀人的。 „That this?” “那这个呢？” When she is shocked, Xu Qing selects a video, this time is «Time». 在她震惊之时,许青又点开一个视频,这次是《功夫》。 " The world martial arts, not firm broken, only quickly broken. " 「天下武功,无坚不破,唯快不破。」 The man olds before his time sit on the chair take to shoot dead the head, Xu Qing explain from side: „This is the spear/gun...... the might super big one hidden weapon, is fiercer than your dart.” 小老头坐在椅子上拿枪崩自己脑袋,许青从旁解释道:“这是枪……威力超级大的一种暗器,比你那个镖厉害很多。” The movie picture is puts slowly, Jiang He non-inductive, embroidery needle that but also just saw in the shock, as well as that gaudy flies round the qing gong that in the space. 电影画面是慢放的,姜禾无感,还在震惊刚刚看到的绣花针,以及那花里胡哨的在天上飞来飞去的轻功。 If makes the second in command pound the stone with his two pairs of hammers, Mang foot/enough the strength could beat open the stone together, but in the movie that person was striked to fly hits to collapse the stone directly, strength that the body degree of hardness receives, terrifying in this way...... 若让二当家拿他那两对锤子砸石头,莽足了力下去也许能把石头敲开一块儿,但电影里那人被打飞直接撞崩石头,无论是身体硬度还是受到的劲力,都恐怖如斯…… Bang! 砰！ A Stephen Chow palm separates to empty the building to rumble a huge hand imprint. 周星驰一掌隔空把大楼轰出一个巨大的手印。 Jiang He is absolutely terrified, the subconsciousness will draw back in the future one step, the small stray cat that the entire portrait has a fit of bad temper same bends/bow the body, is staring at the screen unbelievable, after the moment, slowly transfers to the line of sight the Xu Qing face. 姜禾毛骨悚然,下意识往后退了一步,整个人像炸毛的小野猫一样弓起身子,难以置信地盯着屏幕,片刻后慢慢把视线移到许青脸上。 „Is this then...... your strengths?” “这便是……你们的实力吗？” „Without! This is false!” “没有没有！这都是假的！” Saw Jiang He such appearance seriously, Xu Qing instigated instantaneously, feared that she drew herself the gesture gesture. 见姜禾这么当真的样子,许青瞬间怂了,怕她把自己拉起来比划比划。 „I just saw.” “我刚刚看到了。” „Coughing...... that is we imagines, then finds the way to crank up movie —— with the tool to be in brief false.” “咳……那是我们想象出来的,然后想办法用工具拍成电影——总之都是假的。” „Really?” Jiang He does not believe obviously. “真的？”姜禾明显不信。 „False...... .” “假的……呸,真的。” „Really false?” “真的还是假的？” „...... The time is really false.” Xu Qing pain in the ass, the cognitive disparity really does not have the means to explain, completely not in a dimension. “真……功夫是假的。”许青蛋疼,认知差距真的没办法解释,完全没在一个次元。 His rocking mouse upturns to look for the moment in the computer, looks for «Crouching tiger , hidden dragon» that an editing crosses, explanation broadcasts. 他晃动鼠标在电脑上翻找片刻,又找出来一部自己剪辑过的《卧虎藏龙》,边解释边播放。 „You look, the same world, how possibly some so many clothing styles, that is we imagines the ancient...... is not right, wuxia in imagination, but placed in the ancient times the background, then manufactured...... unable to understand through the item?” “你看,同一个世界,怎么可能有这么多服饰风格,那都是我们想象中的古人……不对,想象中的武侠,只不过放在古代背景,然后通过道具制作出来……是不是听不懂？” „Un.” “嗯。” „Not being able to understand was right, when you are familiar with this world, can understand that what is the movie, what was the art...... looked at this.” “听不懂就对了,等你熟悉这个世界,就能理解什么叫电影,什么叫艺术了……看这个。” Xu Qing does not have the means to make Jiang He learn/study slowly, can only think the means cramming method of teaching, the simple and crude allows her to understand after this world —— wait/etc. several days later computer writing by hand input plate, begins to teach her to use the computer, the writing board also has the function of speech input in any case. 许青没办法让姜禾慢慢学习,只能想办法填鸭式教学,简单粗暴的让她了解这个世界——等过几天电脑手写输入板到了以后就着手教她使用电脑,反正写字板还带着语音输入的功能。 Before then, he must first understand some matters of Jiang He that world. 在此之前,他得先了解了解姜禾那个世界的一些事。 Yu Jiaolong and Yu Xiulian splendid fighting broadcast on the computer, the Jiang He thoughts have not been on that. 玉娇龙和俞秀莲精彩的打斗在电脑上播放,姜禾的心思却已经没在那上面。 „You greatly time, is so high?” “你们大当家的功夫,有这么高吗？” When battles to the bamboo grove, Xu Qing asked again. 待到竹林交战时,许青再次问道。 If this also incorrect words, must look for «Huo Yuanjia» or «a Martial arts world that type of Person»...... 如果这个还不行的话,就得找《霍元甲》或者《一个人的武林》那种了…… „Almost.” Jiang He spoke thoughtlessly the reply, looked that in a screen floated floating two people on the bamboo, added: „Except for this movement.” “差不多。”姜禾随口回答,看一眼屏幕里在竹子上飘来飘的两人,顿了顿补充道:“除了这个身法。” „? Doesn't have the qing gong?” “哦？没有轻功吗？” Xu Qing is somewhat regrettable, in his opinion, the wuxia most charming place is that elegant movement qing gong, the present is the harmonious society, who is all right often fighting and killing? Exercises martial arts no big use, is natural except for qing gong ——, charming. 许青有些遗憾,在他看来,武侠最迷人的地方就是那飘逸的身法轻功,现在是和谐社会,谁没事动不动就打打杀杀的？练功没什么大用处,除了轻功——潇洒,帅气。 „Having, but...... the average people are expert together, movement such good stronghold estimated that only then Second Mother can achieve, but her hand last time did not have these two people fierce.” “有,但……一般人都是专精一道,身法这么好的寨子里估计只有二娘能做到,而她手上功夫就没这两个人厉害了。” The movie fragment ended, Jiang He also falls in the previous Stephen Chow's Tathagata god palm is unable to extricate oneself. 电影片段结束,姜禾还陷在上一部周星驰的如来神掌中无法自拔。 Inhuman! 非人哉！ She hesitates erratically to look at the computer screen, how is unable to imagine the time of person to practice that degree...... not, that should be able to call it the magic arts. 她犹疑不定地看着电脑屏幕,根本无法想象人的功夫怎么能练到那种程度……不,那应该可以称之为法术了。 Xu Qing has not continued to broadcast the movie actually, pondered slightly, searches the video of Wudang Priest Chen on the homepage, chooses shakes remnantly shadow „eagle claw merit” that —— 许青倒是没有继续播放电影,略略思考了一下,在网页上搜索武当陈道长的视频,从中挑选出晃出残影的“鹰爪功”那一段—— „, Can you this?” “诶,你会不会这个？” He carries a shoulder-pole load the eyebrow toward Jiang He. 他朝姜禾挑挑眉。 „What is this?” “这是什么？” „Didn't you see?...... Whish!” Xu Qing both hands brandish, imitate movements in several video, „shakes the remnant shadow empty-handed, but also has the sound...... I am not untrustworthy you, wants to open mind.” “你不是看见了吗？就……哗哗哗！”许青双手挥舞,模仿几下视频里的动作,“空手晃出来残影,还带声音的……我不是信不过你,就是想开开眼界。” Gradually after accepting the Jiang He status, his curiosity wants the bursting simply, doing to Jiang He yesterday was only the showing one's skill dart unique skill, other aspects averagely not wonderful. 逐渐接受姜禾的身份后,他的好奇心简直要爆棚,奈何姜禾昨天只是露了一手飞镖绝技,其他方面都平平无奇。 The Jiang He vision flashes, looks at a computer screen again, retrocedes one step to assume the posture, studied the video master form original design, the sound resounds between both hands air-splitting, is startled Xu Qing to open mouth partly, looks that she does not make noise. 姜禾目光闪动,再看一眼电脑屏幕,后退一步摆出来姿势,把视频原模原样学了一遍,破空声自双手间响起,惊得许青半张着嘴,看着她不出声了。 „Is this?” “是这样吧？” „Is is!” “是是是！” Xu Qing fierce nod. 许青猛点头。 Jiang He receives the stance, shows a smile to Xu Qing, „wants to study time told me, I taught you standing pile.” 姜禾收起架势,对许青露出个笑容,“想学的时候告诉我,我教你站桩。” The word, she buys the clothes irritably, goes to the room with the sword, turns the head to look fat cat after a living room corner, closes the door. 言罢,她又别扭的扯一下衣服,拿上剑回自己房间,转头看一眼客厅角落里的肥猫后关上房门。 In the world does not have good with no reason at all, wants to help oneself this matter, Jiang He retain the attitude about Xu Qing, always did not think that like Xu Qing said: Initially the kitten roamed about outside, he also picked. 世界上没有无缘无故的好,关于许青想要帮助自己这件事,姜禾一直保留着态度,总觉得不像许青说的那样:当初小猫在外面流浪,他也捡回来了。 Good person who does not have the goal, is always difficult to feel at ease. 一个没有目的的好人,总是难让人心安的。 Now she found the Xu Qing goal, finally puts —— him to study the time on the heart stone the stem. 现在她找到了许青的目的,才终于把梗在心头的石头放下去——原来他想学功夫。 All behaviors had the explanation. 一切行为都有了解释。 Jiang He puts out the tone, the whole body is relaxed, slowly in stops doing the long sword, just the picture in movie reappeared in the mind. 姜禾吐出口气,浑身轻松不少,慢慢抽出手里的长剑,刚刚电影里的画面重新出现在脑海中。 This world seems like the danger...... 这个世界看起来好危险…… She uses the vision to measure the room size, treads the small broken step to circle wall, holding the long sword is pulling a sword to be colored, practices the sword in this small room. 她用目光丈量一下房间大小,踏着小碎步绕墙一圈,持着长剑挽出一个剑花,在这小小的房间中练起剑来。 ...... …… Xu Qing does not have sneaky by arriving at the Jiang He door place listens to the sound of her room, such was too dreadful, if were discovered could not explain. 许青没有鬼鬼祟祟地靠到姜禾房门处听她房间的动静,那样太猥琐了,万一被发现更是解释不清。 Glances over the recent news casually, having a look at other place to present the supernatural event, naturally does not have to attain, last night lost sleep to rest very much late, after having several yawn, one after another Xu Qing a little could not support, closed the computer to return to the bedroom, lay makes up the afternoon nap on the bed. 随便浏览一下最近的新闻,看看别的地方有没有出现超自然事件,自然是毫无所获,昨晚失眠到很晚才睡,接连打几个哈欠之后许青有点撑不住了,合上电脑回到卧室,趴在床上补午觉。 Opposite room falls asleep heroine, he has such marvelous feeling, after having a more marvelous dream, then when wakes up west the sun set has sunk. 对面房间就睡着一个女侠,他带着这样奇妙的感觉,做了一个更奇妙的梦后,再醒来时已经日暮西沉。 The dusk afterglow enters in the room by the window photo, the room mapping a set warm tone, Xu Qing looks at time, rubs the cheek to crawl to change the body clothes, then prepares to bring Jiang He to go out to stroll, experiences this world. 黄昏的余晖透过窗子照进屋里,把房间映成暖色调,许青瞧一眼时间,揉揉脸蛋爬起来换身衣服,便准备带姜禾出门逛逛,见识一下这个世界。