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king Xiaoli is hugging the prejudice and girlfriend entered the screening hall, and secret intention goes home to write a long movie criticism to complain today this movie. 王小利抱着偏见和女朋友进了放映厅,并暗自打算今天回家写一篇长影评吐槽一下这部电影。 Originally was anticipating after person many king Xiaoli, discovered, because is valentine day, is adding on «My Barbaric Girlfriend» is first day screening, capacity that therefore inside sits. 本来期待着人不多的王小利进来之后才发现,因为是情人节,在加上《我的野蛮女友》是第一天上映,所以里面还是坐的满满当当。 king Xiaoli hugs is helping the flower that the girlfriend buys, sought for own position, he chose the position intentionally behind two little misses who in front of them bought a ticket, 4.2 points of movie, he under and others scolded to make noise, some people will not blame him. 王小利抱着帮女友买的花,寻找到了自己的位置,他故意将位置选在了他们前面买票的两个小姑娘后面,4.2分的电影,他等下骂出声来,也不会有人怪他。 This moment screening hall light is also shining, the advertisement has not started to put, king Xiaoli slightly to enlarging the volume said to the girlfriend: „keen is sensitive, let me tell you, this «My Barbaric Girlfriend» 100% were the rotten pieces, thanks to you ‚idol plan’ the fans, I under and others went back to write a movie criticism, scolded journey Xiaoyu, for the circle money expense fan, went too far simply.” 此刻放映厅灯光都还亮着,广告都还没有开始放,王小利稍稍对放大音量对女友说道:“敏敏,我跟你说,这部《我的野蛮女友》百分之百是烂片,亏你还是‘偶像计划’的粉丝,我等下回去就写篇影评,骂一骂程晓羽,为了圈钱消费脑残粉,简直太过分了。” king Xiaoli girlfriend somewhat discontented saying: „If by some chance isn't the rotten piece?” 王小利的女友有些不满的说道:“万一不是烂片呢？” king Xiaoli very exaggerating saying: „It‘s nothing eventuality, with, the rotten piece that the buttocks can think, I ate the movie ticket.” 王小利十分夸张的说道:“没什么万一,用屁股都能想的到,要不是烂片,我就把电影票吃了。” king Xiaoli the opinion captured the attention of nearby many people, many people start to talk in whispers. 王小利的这番言论又是吸引了附近不少人的目光,很多人都开始窃窃私语。 Sits two younger sisters in front of king Xiaoli, turn head looked at his one eyes, but has not said anything. 坐在王小利前面的两个妹子,也回头望了他一眼,但并没有说什么。 king Xiaoli complacent said to the girlfriend: „This movie also two hours, waited for me to fall asleep unexpectedly by some chance remember that awakened me.” 王小利又得意洋洋的对女友说道:“这部电影居然还有两个小时,等下万一我睡着了记得叫醒我。” Nearby another pair of lover is also ‚idol plan’ the fans, the male student turned the head to look tall and sturdy, very strong king Xiaoli, endured, saying that muttered: „Does not like looking, trading the flat and thin piece looks is, why does not want to look that also comes to ask for a scolding specially?” 旁边另外一对情侣也是‘偶像计划’的粉丝,男生转头看了人高马大,十分强壮的王小利,忍了一下,喃喃的说道:“不喜欢看,换片子看就是,何必不想看还专门进来找骂？” Purity that king Xiaoli listens, disdained saying: „Did not show other flat and thin piece the shadow hall to be filled, who is willing to watch this rotten movie.” 王小利听的一清二楚,不屑的说道:“不是放别的片子的影厅都坐满了,谁愿意来看这种烂电影。” The surrounding person listened to him to say endlessly how «My Barbaric Girlfriend» how to be rotten, some people also started to discuss director journey Xiaoyu. 周围的人听着他喋喋不休地说着《我的野蛮女友》会怎么怎么烂,有些人也都开始议论起导演程晓羽来。 Little miss who starts that and king Xiaoli quarrels, seeing surrounding to be somewhat noisy, turns head, is frowning saying: „Troubles you to speak low voice, don't have the quality to be good?” 开始那个和王小利争吵的小姑娘,见周围有些嘈杂起来,回过头来,皱着眉头说道:“麻烦你说话小声点,别这么没有素质好嘛？” At this moment the surrounding person is gazing at him, the girlfriend also pulled his two, king Xiaoli cold snort/hum, has not been speaking. 这一刻周围的人都注视着他,女朋友也扯了他两下,王小利才冷哼一声,没在说话。 He decides to become journey Xiaoyu the life to be black, who called his fans such brain to be remnant. 他打定主意成为程晓羽的一生黑,谁叫他的粉丝都这么脑残。 As the movie starts, in the movie theater is peaceful, king Xiaoli also starts looking for an opening with total concentration. 随着电影开始,电影院里安静下来,王小利也开始聚精会神的找岔子。 However with the movie facing forward advancement slowly, has wanted him who stretches is not laughing, unexpectedly cannot bear follow others to laugh together. 然而随着电影慢慢的朝前推进,本来一直想要绷着不笑的他,居然忍不住跟着其他人一起大笑起来。 When he himself does not know, by deep attraction in plot, when saw that Song Mingxi on mountain bursts into tears, while shouts to the lead cattle: „ Sorry, sorry, I really helpless, the lead cattle, really sorry very much, I really do not have the means that I think that I am unusual, actually I was only a helpless girl...... „ tall more than 150 jin (0.5 kg) guy king Xiaoli am also same as many audience, cannot bear leave behind the tears. 在他自己都不知道的时候,就被深深的吸引进了剧情里,当看到宋明熙在山上一边流泪,一边对牵牛喊道:“对不起,对不起,我真的无能为力,牵牛,实在很对不起,我实在是没有办法,我原以为我是个与众不同,其实我只是个无助的女孩啊……“五大三粗一百五十多斤的大汉王小利也和很多观众一样,忍不住留下了泪水。 Here permits Qinning performance big eruption, unusual has the power, because she also has the similar sorrow, she thought that oneself in such family, clamped is also very no use between mother, father and the sister-in-law/little aunt passing away, but once Su Yu can relieve her pain, present journey Xiaoyu becomes her redemption. 这里许沁柠的表演大爆发,非常的有感染力,因为她也有相似的悲哀,她觉得自己在这样的家庭里,夹在过世的母亲、父亲以及小姨中间也很无助,而曾经的苏虞兮能够缓解她的疼痛,现在的程晓羽则成为了她的救赎。 In this moment screening hall as well as is sobbing sound one piece, no one has thought that laughed for one hour, is more anxious close to the ending, king Xiaoli asked the girlfriend who wiped tears to want the paper goods, the 20-year-old big masters watched the love movie for the first time, looked to cry, he himself also found it hard to believe that somewhat was more embarrassed. 此刻放映厅里以及是哽咽声一片,谁都没有想到爆笑了一个多小时,越临近结尾就越揪心,王小利找正在擦眼泪的女友要了纸巾,20多岁的大老爷们第一次看爱情电影,看哭了,他自己也觉得不可思议,更有些难为情。 Luckily everyone with total concentration watches the movie, no one cares about this also to vow solemnly that before the movie must to the young people who the difference comments, actually many people enter " My Barbaric Girlfriend » screening hall, because really has no alternative, many people are hugging the mentality of looking at one possibly is ultra long MV watches movies. 幸好所有人都在聚精会神的看电影,没人在意这个在电影之前还信誓旦旦要给差评的年轻人,其实有不少人走进《我的野蛮女友》的放映厅,只是因为实在别无选择,很多人都是抱着看一部可能是超长MV的心态来观影的。 Has not thought that movie unexpectedly so attractive, incessantly is splendid, is the classics. When finally the lead cattle and Song Mingxi held hands, in the eye sockets of many had the happiness tears to spin, sits two little misses in front of king Xiaoli also cried and smiled the entire movie. 只是没有想到电影居然如此的好看,不止是精彩,更是经典。当最后牵牛和宋明熙牵手的时候,不少人的眼眶里都有幸福的眼泪打转,坐在王小利前面的两个小姑娘也是又哭又笑了整场电影。 Since the conclusion of movie, in the screening hall humming sound resounded the buzz of conversation of audience immediately, but no one left a seat, when continuously on the big silver screen emitted the staff table, the audience set out to leave one after another. 随着电影的结束,放映厅里顿时嗡嗡地响起观众的谈话声,但是没有人离座,一直等到大银幕上放出工作人员表,观众们才陆续起身离开。 king Xiaoli somewhat embarrassed hurries to pull up the girlfriend to prepare to walk a bit faster, but the person in screening hall a little are really many, can only face forward to move slowly. 王小利有些不好意思的赶紧拉起女友准备快点走,但是放映厅的人实在有点多,只能慢慢朝前挪。 Starts to sit by him that to say to the lover: „This movie is above the attractiveness that I imagine! Really cannot believe that this is the 20-year-old journey Xiaoyu work, I start not to hold anything to expect.” 开始坐他旁边的那对情侣说道:“这部电影超乎我想象的好看！实在不敢相信这是才20岁的程晓羽的作品,我开始并没有抱什么期望的。” The female students nod to approve the person of same belief: „Un, Queen permits the appearance of long hair is really attractive, developed also good, waited for DVD, I must buy one set, does not know that director journey can come a standard collected print?” 女生点头赞同道:“嗯,许女王长头发的样子真好看,演的也好棒,等出了DVD,我也要买一套,不知道程总监会不会又来一个典藏版？” The men looked at king Xiaoli an tone happy said/tunnel: „Has not thought that said this is the rotten piece person, but also looked to cry, does not know that he can eat the movie ticket .........” 男子瞧了王小利一眼语气开心地道:“没想到说这是烂片的人,还看哭了,不知道他会不会吃电影票………” Although king Xiaoli some are not convinced, but this movie truly lets never look of movie were moved, can only lower the head, pretends that anything has not heard. 王小利虽然有些不服气,但这部电影确实让从来不看爱情片的自己感动了,只能低下头,假装什么都没有听见。 Sits in front of them two little misses, fan who he thinks, said loudly: „Why attractive does such movie flower petal only have 4.2 points? Certainly some people brush a star appraisal maliciously.” 坐在他们前面的两个小姑娘,他认为的脑残粉,也大声说道:“这么好看的电影花瓣凭什么只有4.2分？一定是有人恶意刷一星评价。” „Yes! This flat and thin piece was too perfect, therefore black, waited to remember that the flower petal helped «My Barbaric Girlfriend» brushes five-star.” Said that and looked at king Xiaoli one eyes saying: „Now no brain sprayer is many, really does not know how saying that added that is not the rotten piece eats the movie ticket, I was really hehe.” “是啊！这部片子就是太完美了,所以才会被黑,等下记得去花瓣帮《我的野蛮女友》刷五星。”说完又看了王小利一眼道:“现在无脑喷子就是多,真不知道怎么说了,还说不是烂片就吃电影票的,我真是呵呵了。” At this time started the person who heard king Xiaoli to spurt the movie much, looks at him, even also some people created a disturbance saying: „That must eat the movie ticket also in not?” 这时不少开始听见王小利喷电影的人,也将目光投向他,甚至还有人起哄说道:“那个要吃电影票的还在不？” king Xiaoli the choked up words at this moment could not say, saw the girlfriend to follow he also to blush the face, unyielding he, has felt oneself cannot lose face, therefore under surrounding of people, said loudly: „Isn't eats the movie ticket?” Said that pulls out the movie ticket to force in the mouth from the pocket directly, this also took the cell phone to pat by many people. 此刻的王小利被哽的话都说不出来,见女友跟着他也羞红了脸,一直硬气的他,觉得自己不能在丢面子了,于是在众人的围观下,大声说道:“不就是吃电影票么？”说完从口袋里直接掏出电影票塞进嘴里,这一幕还被不少人拿手机拍了下来。 Chews, the surroundings resounded applause cheers one piece. 嘴嚼的时候,周围响起了掌声欢呼声一片。 king Xiaoli does not have really to swallow the movie ticket, but pulled the girlfriend to squeeze out the stream of people, running fast. 王小利也没有真的把电影票吞进去,只是扯着女朋友挤出了人流,跑的飞快。 But at this time speechless relative also had had looked at the media reporter and movie critic of movie much, on almost every face wrote the whole face surprisedly. 而此时无言相对的还有不少已经看了电影的媒体记者和影评人,几乎每个人脸上都写满脸了惊讶。 They also by the star appraisal of flower petal net playing, by journey Xiaoyu hoodwinked young, after looking, realizes this movie, not only cannot look is the work of rookie, absolutely is the Grandmaster level. 他们很多也被花瓣网的一星评价给耍了,更被程晓羽的年轻所蒙蔽了,看完之后,才意识到这部电影,不仅看不出来是新人的作品,更绝对是大师水准。 They really do not know a 20-year-old years unstressed tone minstrel, how can straddle zones so perfectly, now in abundance some headaches of doing how the report and movie criticism wrote, this was too unexpected, has hit the mental note the content to defeat the purpose with them completely. 他们实在不知道一个20岁的年轻音乐人,怎么能跨界做的如此完美,现在纷纷有些头疼回去的报道和影评怎么写了,这实在太出乎意料了,和他们已经打好腹稿的内容完全南辕北辙。 But the title estimate is similar, «Legend Musician Changes Body Miracle Director». 但标题估计都差不多,《传奇音乐人变身奇迹导演》。
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