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#722: Valentine day movie

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«My Barbaric Girlfriend» held the first showing in early morning quietly, has not raised what storm, after all on comprehensive has not drawn, invited was the staff and journey of Xiaoyu this movie the friend, as well as acted the leading role in permits Qinning and Lü Dawei some friends, lucky audience who some „song” drew, and movie critic in still sea Local. 《我的野蛮女友》在凌晨悄悄的举办了首映,并没有掀起什么风浪,毕竟并没有全面上画,请的都是这部电影的工作人员和程晓羽的朋友,以及主演许沁柠和吕大伟的一些朋友,还有一些“细语”抽奖的幸运观众,以及尚海本土的影评人。 More than 400 audience, first watched this two-hour movie, has not raised what spray in the huge watching movies community. 只有四百多位观众,抢先看完了这部长达两个多小时的电影,在庞大的观影群体中还没有掀起什么浪花来。 But after prime time that the 2 : 00 pm starts, «My Barbaric Girlfriend» the entire institute online picture, the crowded platoon piece, particularly Huaying monk the Hailian ho-yuan line is even about to catch up with greatly hot movie «Shushan Legend» to «My Barbaric Girlfriend» platoon piece, with «Journey to the West Havoc in Heaven» almost. 而在下午 2 点之后开始的黄金时段,《我的野蛮女友》将全院线上画,密集排片,尤其是华影和尚海联合院线给《我的野蛮女友》的排片甚至已经快赶上了大热电影《蜀山传奇》,跟《西游记大闹天宫》差不多。 But on the same day screens „movement comedy” «Street Knight» on the suitable tragedy, arranges the piece the lonely morning, day of prime time row of piece several, but similarly tragedy was «Graduation That year», although screened since February 8, the box office was good, but it also struggled «Havoc in Heaven of Journey to the West» and «Shushan Legend», «My Barbaric Girlfriend» on new, must let the position, arranged the piece also to be reduced much. 而同一天上映的“动作喜剧”《马路侠客》就相当的悲剧,排片都在冷清的上午,一天的黄金时段排片只有几场,而同样悲剧的就属《毕业那年》了,虽然二月 8 号上映以来,票房不错,但是它也争不过《西游记之大闹天宫》和《蜀山传奇》,《我的野蛮女友》新上,也要让让位置,排片也被削减了不少。 To «My Barbaric Girlfriend», couple days ago box office was especially important, if the box office were unsatisfactory, certainly must reduce a row of piece slightly. 对《我的野蛮女友》来说,前几天的票房格外重要,如果票房不佳,肯定是要略微削减排片的。 Valentine day does not need to be worried, wanting the box office is not good, is a little difficulty, can say «when My Barbaric Girlfriend» has „day and place benefits”, difference „person and”. 只是情人节这天不用担心,想要票房不好,也是有点难度的,可以说《我的野蛮女友》已经拥有了“天时和地利”,之差一个“人和”了。 Currently speaking last essential factor „person and”, «My Barbaric Girlfriend» also has both. 目前来看最后一个要素“人和”,《我的野蛮女友》也是兼具的。 At least this valentine day regarding many „lotus root starch”, is the long-awaited time, particularly permits Qinning fan, because they waited for very long movie «My Barbaric Girlfriend» will screen. 起码这个情人节对于很多“藕粉”来说,是期待已久的时间,尤其是许沁柠的粉丝,因为她们等候了很久的电影《我的野蛮女友》将会上映。 But journey Xiaoyu also had many fans, journey Xiaoyu do not know that he has a big rallying point in the community of young people, although cannot compare the member of idol plan by far, but as a music producer, has the so big fame, as well as is very fierce. 而程晓羽自己也有了不少的粉丝,就连程晓羽自己都不知道他在青少年的群体里已经有了不小的号召力,虽然远远比不上偶像计划的成员,但是作为一个音乐制作人,有如此大的名气,以及是很厉害的了。 Therefore although this is the movie that the section many rookies huddle together, many young people go to the movie theater to prepare to watch. However also that is all, after all it is at present be queried, from announcing to plan to screen is only six months, without the director who the movie directs the experience, the rookie who two no performance experiences, really makes most people not can be interested to this movie. 所以尽管这是部众多新人扎堆的电影,还是有不少年轻人前往电影院准备观看。不过目前也就仅此而已,毕竟它倍受质疑,从宣布计划到上映只是半年时间,一个毫无电影执导经验的导演,两个毫无表演经验的新人,实在让大部分人对这部电影提不起兴趣来。 But various group of media were also prepared, one is «My Barbaric Girlfriend» is the rotten piece, journey Xiaoyu is only one suits plays the music, shoots the MV director, they can attack and ridicule heartily, wants to march the cinema world hotheadedly ‚music talent’. 而各路媒体们也都做好了两手准备,一就是《我的野蛮女友》是烂片,程晓羽只是一个适合玩音乐,拍mv的导演,他们可以尽情地抨击、嘲笑,头脑发热想要进军电影圈的‘音乐天才’。 If the box office is barely satisfactory, permits Qinning and ‚idol plan’ at present refuses so many movies to invite, becomes a joke, even ‚idol plan’ will be destroyed the future of big screen by him, this is the matter of big probability. 而如果票房差强人意,许沁柠和‘偶像计划’目前拒绝了那么多的电影邀约,就成为了一个笑话,甚至‘偶像计划’都会被他毁了大荧幕的未来,这是个大概率的事情。 Many media and movie critics have thought that good oneself title «permits Qinning Wrongly Choice», «journey Jianzhi, Teacher journey Are not Qualified Director journey». 很多媒体人和影评人已经想好个自己的标题《许沁柠最错误的选择》、《程监制、程老师并不是合格的程导演》。 The second situation, was journey Xiaoyu made a qualified movie, but the probability of this situation was not high, 20 -year-old playing revolutions music is very good, revolutions youth love comedy movie that but must play? Everyone do not have the anticipation to be correct. 第二个情况,就是程晓羽拍出了一部合格的电影,但这种情况的概率不高,20岁玩的转音乐已经很牛了,还要玩的转青春爱情喜剧电影？大家不要抱期待才是正确的。 The third situation, journey Xiaoyu made a very good movie ......... this to think to be OK. 第三种情况,程晓羽拍出了一部很好的电影………这个想想就可以了。 In their preparations, naturally without the third situation, even the second situation, they will still shout abuse, who name was journey Xiaoyu never to be interviewed, was the melody like this high? 在他们的准备里,当然没有第三种情况,即使是第二种情况,他们也会破口大骂,谁叫程晓羽从来不接受采访,调子这样高？ You are not willing to maintain the relations with the media, will our media also hang you? Was the time makes him taste the bitter fruit. 你不愿意和媒体搞好关系,我们媒体还会吊你？是时候让他尝尝苦果了。 ..................... ………………… Also is one year in February/two months 14, to most people this is an ordinary valentine day, but the ordinary valentine day, to most lovers, they will still face to buy the flower to be difficult even, the transportation is difficult, eating meal is difficult, opens room/house difficulty wait/etc a series of issues. 又是一年的二月十四,对大多数人来说这不过是一个普通的情人节而已,但即使是普通的情人节,对大多数情侣来说,他们也将面对买花难,交通难,吃饭难,开房难等等一系列问题。 However the issue are many, cannot prevent the show love enthusiasm that the men and women took to the streets, on this day to prove oneself were not the dead dwelling single dog, even the sales volume of gasification baby rose dramatically. 然而问题再多,也阻挡不了男男女女们上街的秀恩爱的热情,在这一天为了证明自己不是死宅单身狗,连充气娃娃的销量都暴增。 Although is only in the afternoon, the movie theater is also hustle and bustle, the ticket scalpers are brandishing hand «Journey to the West Havoc in Heaven» in wantonly and «Shushan Legend» movie ticket, even if increases price 31, the business is still quite prosperous. 虽然只是下午,电影院也是人潮汹涌,黄牛党们大肆挥舞着手中的《西游记大闹天宫》和《蜀山传奇》的电影票,即使加价三十一张,生意也相当红火。 king Xiaoli and is pulled afternoon to watch the movie by the girlfriend today, looked that the movie subscribes the good restaurant to have the dinner again, then must go to the Moroccan lamp carnival of Expo. 王小利和今天被女朋友扯着出来下午看电影,看完电影再去订好的餐厅吃晚饭,接下来则要去世博园的摩灯嘉年华。 Although knows the person to be many, has not thought, like this will be many, the price that the ticket scalper adds is too high, king Xiaoli has not hated to buy, one bunch of flowers did several hundred soft younger sister coins, other aspects must save to be good. 虽然知道人多,可没有想到,会这样多,黄牛党加的价格太高,王小利没舍得买,一束花就干了几百软妹币,其他方面得节省点才行。 Forms the long line, king Xiaoli was asking that girlfriend, said: „What looks at? «Shushan Legend» how? This flat and thin piece appraisal is good, is Yue magnificence Dao.” 排着长长的队伍,王小利问身边的女友,道:“看什么？《蜀山传奇》怎么样？这片子评价不错,还是岳华导的。” Girlfriend is playing the cell phone, while said: „How to look at «Graduation That year»? This flat and thin piece I looked that online reaches an agreement.” 女友一边玩着手机,一边说道:“怎么不看《毕业那年》？这部片子我看网上都说好。” king Xiaoli looked under the row of piece watch saying: „Time is not quite seemingly appropriate, but must wait for one hour, with deciding meal the time a little conflicts.” 王小利看了下排片表说道:“时间貌似不太合适,还要等一个多小时,和定餐的时间有点冲突。” The girlfriend looks that the row of piece table said: „Or looks at «My Barbaric Girlfriend»?” 女友看着排片表说道:“要不看《我的野蛮女友》？” king Xiaoli knows that the girlfriend does not like watching the immortal hero piece, helpless saying: „Good.” Bored time king Xiaoli turned under the flower petal net, looked under «My Barbaric Girlfriend» grades 4.2 points at present, but two stars, he takes up the cell phone to the female rules of friendship: „This flat and thin piece 4.2 points, or we look at «Shushan Legend»!” 王小利知道女朋友不喜欢看仙侠片,无奈的说道:“好吧。”无聊的时候王小利翻了下花瓣网,看了下《我的野蛮女友》目前评分才4.2分,不过两星而已,他拿起手机对女友道:“这个片子才4.2分,要不我们还是看《蜀山传奇》吧！” The girlfriend received king Xiaoli the cell phone to look, really two stars, the commentary mostly is a star, turned under made comment: 女友接过王小利的手机一看,果然才两星,评论大都是一星,又翻了下短评: „Rotten piece, can two leads, practice to make the movie the performing skill.” “烂片,两位主角,能不能把演技练练在来拍电影。” „Rotten piece, wastes my money.” “烂片,浪费我的钱。” „This movie also coming up circle money.” “这种电影也上来圈钱。” Most commentary openings are the rotten piece two characters, occasionally also has the dozen five-star, will be scolded „idol plan” fan. 大部分短评开头都是烂片两个字,偶尔也有打五星的,就会被骂“偶像计划”的脑残粉。 ............ ………… Scolded sound one piece in any case, made achievement ‚ lotus root starch ‚ she had no interest, what in any case her powder was to become Xiujing and Su Yu, was not permits Qinning, therefore somewhat regrettable saying: „We look at «Shushan Legend»! It seems like journey Dao, only suits pats MV.” 反正骂声一片,弄的作为‘藕粉‘的她也没了兴趣,反正她粉的是成秀晶和苏虞兮,并不是许沁柠,于是有些遗憾的说道:“那我们就看《蜀山传奇》吧！看来程导,只适合拍mv。” king Xiaoli echoes saying: „Director journey does not study the movie, is only 20 years old, what flat and thin piece can make? Is unattractive is normal, attractive is the miracle!” He to movie anything, is uninteresting. 王小利附和道:“程总监又不是学电影的,又才20岁,能拍出什么片子？不好看才是正常的,好看才是奇迹呢！”他对爱情片什么的,根本毫无兴趣。 Arranged listens to king Xiaoli to say at king Xiaoli the front miss like this, immediately is not glad, turns head saying: „Who said that «My Barbaric Girlfriend» is unattractive? The people who yesterday watched the first showing sent ‚ song ‚, said that unexpected attractiveness, prepared two to brush, director journey was the miracle, how people like you can understand.” 排在王小利前面的姑娘听王小利这样说,马上不乐意了,回过头来说道:“谁说《我的野蛮女友》不好看的？昨天看了首映的人都发了‘细语‘,说出乎意料的好看,都准备二刷,程总监本来就是奇迹,你这种人怎么能懂。” king Xiaoli feels somewhat bewilderedly, I issue the commentary to close your anything matter! Subconscious thinks that the opposite party is a fan, ill-humored saying: „Was unattractive is also I said that on the flower petal all was stars and two star appraisals, blamed me?” 王小利觉得有些莫名其妙,我发表评论关你什么事情啊！下意识的就认为对方是脑残粉,没好气的说道:“不好看又不是我说的,花瓣上面全是一星、二星评价,怪我咯？” Little miss panting in indignation saying of: „Some that certainly people intentionally are black our Teacher journey.” 小姑娘气呼呼的说道:“那一定是有人故意黑我们程老师的。” king Xiaoli sneers saying: „, Attends the first showing meeting, does not cause their people on one's own side, perhaps also took the red packet! Such appraisal do you also believe?” 王小利冷笑一声说道:“切,参加首映会的,不都使他们自己人,说不定还收了红包呢！那样的评价你也信？” The friend of little miss pulled her one saying: „Having anything is quite noisy, others did not look that did not look, manages them to make anything.” 小姑娘的朋友扯了她一下说道:“有什么好吵的,别人不看就不看呗,理他们做什么。” „Was only his tone was too repugnant, the movie had not looked, criticized others blindly .........” “只是他那语气太讨厌了,电影也没有看,就瞎批评别人………” king Xiaoli also heart gets angry, thought that the present child was really the brain was too remnant, for the idol, was too blind, but others were young, was a miss, he was also embarrassed is too ominous, can only the uncomfortable pressure at heart. 王小利也心头冒火,觉得现在的小孩子真是太脑残了,为了偶像,实在太盲目了,但别人年纪还小,又是个姑娘,他也不好意思太凶,只能将不爽压在心里。 Arranged them with great difficulty, the result «Shushan Legend» ticket did not have, the ticket seller said: „This time few «Havoc in Heaven» and «My Barbaric Girlfriend» ticket, do you want to think that?” 好不容易排到了他们,结果《蜀山传奇》的票没有了,售票员说道:“这个时间段只有少量的《大闹天宫》和《我的野蛮女友》的票了,你要看那个？” king Xiaoli turned the head to look one side to buy two «My the young female student of Barbaric Girlfriend» movie ticket, saying of taunt: „That looks at «My Barbaric Girlfriend»! Has a look at this movie rottenly.”. 王小利转头看了看一旁买了两张《我的野蛮女友》电影票的小女生,嘲讽的说道:“那就看《我的野蛮女友》吧！就看看这部电影到底有多烂。”. ( Second even/including Geng, asked subscription and monthly ticket)( to be continued.) (两连更,求订阅和月票)(未完待续。)
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