MLSIAI :: Volume #6

#525: 328 Yuan

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king Ou also buys the JEEP tending horses person of four version now, the enthusiasm of recently driving surges upward, like mad must meet journey Xiaoyu, journey Xiaoyu, helpless said oneself in company, king Ou name was journey Xiaoyu to wait, immediately came. 王鸥如今自己也买了辆四门版的JEEP牧马人,最近开车的热情高涨,要死要活的非要来接程晓羽,程晓羽无奈说了自己在公司,王鸥叫程晓羽等着,马上就过来。 Quickly when the time comes, king Ou calls journey Xiaoyu, journey Xiaoyu goes downstairs, just went downstairs to go out of the great hall to see one to re-equip the suspension fork and tire, the tending horses person who the aggressive side leaks stops in the roadside. 快到时候,王鸥给程晓羽打了电话,程晓羽就下了楼,刚下楼走出大堂就看见一辆改装了悬架和轮胎,霸气侧漏的牧马人停在路边。 Shaves the circle inch king Ou to wear the T-shirt and shorts, the upper part muscle drum drum, on the neck also hangs a gold chain to beckon toward him, journey Xiaoyu could not bear cover the eye, king Ou of this nouveau riche head of underground society appearance, making him a little look at the egg to hurt. 剃着圆寸得王鸥穿着T恤衫、短裤,上半身肌肉鼓鼓的,脖子上还挂着一根金链子在朝他招手,程晓羽忍不住捂住了眼睛,这一副暴发户黑老大模样的王鸥,让他看得有点蛋疼。 journey Xiaoyu enters king Ou, a palm of the hand claps on king Ou said: „Is it possible that is your physical culture school the organized crime training battalion? How to see that you like just came out from the firmness.” 程晓羽走进王鸥,一巴掌拍在王鸥身上道:“你们体校莫非是黑社会训练营？怎么看你像刚从牢里出来的一样。” „I scratch! Insufficient man who big masters this appearance on our class, you must put on, others will smile your GAY, my also shows own male hormone!” “我擦！我们班上的大老爷们都这副打扮,你要穿的不够男人,别人就会笑你GAY,我这也是彰显自己的雄性荷尔蒙啊！” journey Xiaoyu ridiculed: „Ok you! Now GAY is a handsome fellow, your image, when GAY is unqualified!” 程晓羽嘲笑道:“算了吧你！现在GAY都是帅哥,你这形象,当GAY还不够资格呢！” king Ou „hehe” said with a smile: „No wonder I thought your more and more GAY!” 王鸥“嘿嘿”一笑道:“难怪我看你越来越GAY了！” journey Xiaoyu in permits Qinning ****, in addition the busy foot does not moisten these days, was truly thin to 140, dao put in order well, can calculate half handsome fellow reluctantly. 程晓羽在许沁柠的****之下,再加上这一段时间又忙的脚不沾地,确实又瘦到一百四了,好好捯饬一下,勉强也能算半个帅哥了。 The weather of mid June very somewhat is hot, the person eyes that afternoon Sun shakes hurt. journey Xiaoyu feels the heat, opened the vehicle door first to sit saying: „You are envy the envy to hate, to hurry, overwhelming is still waiting in the school with summer!” 六月中旬的天气还是很有些热,下午的太阳晃的人眼睛疼。程晓羽觉得热,拉开车门先坐了上去道:“你这是羡慕嫉妒恨,赶紧得,浩然和summer还在学校里等着呢！” king Ou also turns around to board immediately, sees on journey Xiaoyu the face to perspire, turns on loudly the air conditioning said: „You ’ really hung with ‚the new special edition that idol plan they made, now the male student bedroom, looked at the past, all pasted ‚ idol plan’ the poster, our class last present has the special standard edition, the speech sound was louder.” 王鸥马上也转身上了车,见程晓羽脸上都出了汗,将空调开大说道:“你跟‘偶像计划’她们弄的新专辑实在太吊了,现在我们男生寝室,一眼望过去,全贴得‘偶像计划’的海报,我们班上现在有特典版本的,说话声音都大一些。” journey Xiaoyu smiles: „Will Elder Brother make not the good B thing to come out?” 程晓羽笑了笑:“哥哥会做不牛B的东西出来吗？” king Ou drives while saying: „Do you know? Now online all about 328 Yuan piece, laughed at me quickly.” 王鸥一边开车一边说道:“你知道嘛？现在网上全是关于三百二十八元的段子,快笑死我了。” journey Xiaoyu has not accessed the net, is actually not clear, said: „Right?” 程晓羽没怎么上网,倒是不清楚,说道:“是吗？” „You search for in the song. Now some netizens had the talent.” “你在细语里搜一下。现在一些网友太有才了。” journey Xiaoyu puts out the cell phone, opens „song” APP of white feather symbol, searched 328, really now topic ninth, is „328 Yuan”, journey Xiaoyu idles the safe/without matter, the point went to look. 程晓羽拿出手机,打开“细语”一根白色羽毛标志的APP,搜索了328,果然如今话题度第九的,就是“三百二十八元”,程晓羽闲来无事,点进去看了看。 „Seven -year-old that year, held that cicada, thinks that can hold the entire summer. 17-year-old that year, has kissed her face, thinks that with her can forever, meet her at age 27, she said 810 evenings, but my pocket only has 472 Yuan!” “七岁的那年,抓住那只蝉,以为能抓住整个夏天。17岁的那年,吻过她的脸,就以为和她能永远,27岁那年又碰见了她,她却说八百一晚,可我口袋只有472元！” „Does not know that which poet( I) had once said that on train slowly is most suitable to ponder. Also does not know that which philosopher( I) had also once said that late at night is the time of ponder. Does not know that once had a scholar( I) saying that when satisfies the above two conditions, you also lack the person who can miss, therefore the condition satisfies now, I must write something I is so remote to her, buy an airplane ticket, just also misses 328 Yuan.” “不知道哪位诗人(我)曾说过,慢慢的火车上最适合思考。也不知道哪位哲学家(我)也曾说过,深夜才是思考的时间。更不知道曾有位学者(我)说过,当满足上述两个条件的时候,你还缺一个可以思念的人,所以现在条件满足,我要写一些东西了我离她那么遥远,买张机票,刚好还差328元。” „ Hello, my friend got drunk to cause trouble by the person resentment yesterday. Now needs 200,000 to save a life, but I collected the half-day present to collect 199,672 Yuan, but also almost. A colorful life is on the verge of death, 328 Yuan you cannot purchase homes, but can awaken a losing soul, 328 Yuan you could not buy the car(riage), can actually save a life of wrong path youngster. So long as 328! The WeChat red packet payment may also, I not know that what special standard, does not know anything ‚idol plan’. “大家好,我朋友昨天喝醉闹事被人怼了。现在需要20万救命,可是我凑了半天现在就凑了19万9672元,还差一点点。一个鲜活的生命危在旦夕,328元你买不了房,但能唤醒一个迷失的灵魂,328元你买不了车,却能拯救一个迷途少年的生命。只要328！微信红包支付也可,我不知道什么特典,更不认识什么‘偶像计划’。 „Hello, I am the old Banjiang crane of Zhejiang biggest tannery south of the Yangtze River Tannery, in the past I once lived a life of dissipation to owe next 3.5 hundred million to lead the sister-in-law to elope, now I have awakened greatly to make up for my mistake, I swore off lived a life of dissipation also flung the sister-in-law, the great sum of money of owing also almost paid off, but also missed 328 Yuan, asking the person of good intention to help me one make me turn over a new leaf. Supports the WeChat red packet, I do not know what special standard, does not know anything ‚idol plan’.” “大家好,我是浙江最大皮革厂江南皮革厂的老板江鹤,过去我曾经吃喝嫖赌欠下3.5个亿带着小姨子私奔,现在我已经大彻大悟想要弥补我的过错,我戒掉了吃喝嫖赌也甩了小姨子,欠下的巨款也差不多还清了,但是还差328元,求好心人帮我一把让我重新做人。支持微信红包,我不知道什么特典,也不认识什么‘偶像计划’。” journey Xiaoyu read for quite a while, is smiles the belly to hurt, retransmitted him to think that funniest, wrote entire short article story, Iraqi going to war missed 328 Yuan piece. journey Xiaoyu retransmitted and leaves a message say: „This netizen can the private letter my address, I deliver you one set ‚idol plan’ special standard.” 程晓羽翻看了半天,也是笑得肚子疼,转发了一条他觉得最好笑的,写了整个一个短篇故事的,伊拉克打仗差328元的段子。程晓羽转发并留言道:“这位网友可以私信我地址,我送你一套‘偶像计划’的特典。” Sends shortly, in a flash, entire „song” boiled, immediately countless people start to arrange 328 Yuan piece, and journey Xiaoyu, many people in „song that” journey Xiaoyu just retransmitted, each said that is his frantic fan, has to ask the special edition, has to ask the hand office, has to ask the poster. 才发出来没多久,一瞬间,整个“细语”都沸腾了,顿时无数人开始编三百二十八元的段子,并了程晓羽,还有很多人在程晓羽刚转发的“细语”底下,各个都说是他的狂热粉丝,有求专辑的,有求手办的,有求海报的。 For these days journey Xiaoyu the fans number was also fast long, but also some people of registered one „journey Xiao feather movie fan to meet” songs, specially sent journey Xiaoyu has photographed MV, with some newest MV screenshot. 这几天程晓羽的粉丝数量也长得飞快,还有人注册了一个“程晓羽影迷会”的细语,专门发程晓羽所拍摄过的MV,和一些最新MV的截图。 After MV is popular, leaves a message to hope that to journey Xiaoyu he shoots many of also movie. 在MV流行起来之后,给程晓羽留言希望他拍电影的也很多。 journey Xiaoyu looks at the netizen to his message, finds it fun, the plan made to draw, sends strip „song” saying: „This song, delivers bamboo slip famous and special standards of 9999 building one set of idol plans.” Then has not managed. 程晓羽看着网友给他的留言,觉得好玩,就打算弄个抽奖,发了条“细语”说:“本条细语,送9999楼一套偶像计划的签名特典。”然后就没有管了。 king Ou red light time, with making a move brusher one round „song”, then said: „Grass! Special standard of signing, I also want!” 王鸥红灯的时候,也拿出手机刷一发“细语”,然后说道:“艹！签名的特典,我也想要啊！” journey Xiaoyu admits the pocket to say the cell phone: „You want is not simple. When my younger sister they came back, wants them to sign one to you on the spot.” 程晓羽将手机放进口袋说道:“你想要还不简单。等我妹妹她们回来了,要她们现场给你签一个。” Two people chatted, did not feel tasteless, king Ou has also been urging journey Xiaoyu to make the movie, he about serious that «Lovey-Dovey» also liked. 两人一路聊天,也不觉得乏味,王鸥也一直在劝程晓羽拍电影,他对《Lovey-Dovey》也喜欢的不得了。 journey Xiao the feather „haha” smiles, thought that now is also not the time, the mourning corpse piece that he most likes is «I Is Legendary», «Zombie World war» also has «Good-for-nothing», he plans first to make a love movie to try to launch in the second half of the year. 程晓羽“哈哈”一笑,觉得如今还不是时候,他最喜欢的丧尸片就是《我是传奇》、《僵尸世界大战》还有《行尸走肉》,他打算下半年先拍一部爱情电影试下水。 king Ou drove Fudan, on the road in summer Shamo Bedroom, all was the appearance cool female student, was eyes cannot take it all. Because the road is not very wide, slow that therefore king Ou drives, front he looks at walks a graceful girl, the T-shirt is covering less than half buttocks, the cowboy hot-pants stretched clearly the curve, cultivates the straight long leg to be very moving very slenderly, dyes the maroon long hair to tie ponytail, hangs after the shoulder, neck and ear spot that flesh expose very fair exquisite, looks at the back is a rare beautiful woman, king Ou shouted that hastily journey Xiaoyu looked quickly, saying that also sees stars: „This female student certainly is much longer.” 王鸥开车进了复旦,在去夏纱沫寝室的路上,全都是打扮清凉的女生,一路目不暇接。因为路不算很宽,所以王鸥开车开的慢,他看着前面走着一位身材窈窕的女孩,T恤衫盖了一小半臀部,牛仔热裤将曲线绷得十分圆润,纤细修直的长腿十分动人,染成栗色的长发束成马尾,垂在肩后,裸露出来的颈、耳部位的肌肤十分的白皙细腻,看背影就是个不可多得的美女,王鸥连忙喊程晓羽快看,又眼冒金星的说道:“这个女生一定长得不错。” journey Xiaoyu raised the head, looks at one saying: „Wants me to help you ask the telephone not?” 程晓羽抬起头来,看了一眼道:“要我帮你问电话不？” king Ou hurries to shake the head saying: „You are not do not know, my such saying, looked on the line.” 王鸥赶紧摇头道:“你又不是不知道,我就这么一说,看一下就行了。” journey Xiaoyu smiled the evil ways: „Fears the wool!”, Without manages so many, shakes down the window to shout: „Hey! The beautiful women, I want to ask that female student bedroom five walk toward that side.” 程晓羽笑了下道:“怕毛啊！”,没管那么多,摇下窗户就喊:“喂！美女,我想问一下女生寝室五栋往那边走。” The female student is then looking at journey Xiaoyu, but also is frowning, obviously thought that such saying something to smooth things over is very frivolous. 那女生回头望着程晓羽,还皱着眉头,显然觉得这样的搭讪很轻浮。 However two people vision meet, surprised. 然而两人目光相遇,都惊讶了一下。 journey Xiaoyu discovered that unexpectedly is an acquaintance, awkward smiling, said hastily: „Is so skillful” 程晓羽发现居然是个熟人,连忙尴尬的笑了笑,说道:“这么巧”
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