MLSIAI :: Volume #2

#121: The king of mouth artillery


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The name of Fudan Attached middle school originates from Fudan University, Fudan University, was proposed by Fudan worthy people of former times Mr. Yu Youren, is from «Shangshu Big Biography Yu summer» livelihood radiance, day Fudan famous phrase. The Fudan University two characters, its one takes the every day diligently, invigorating the Chinese nation deep righteousness ; Two take turns round my Zhendan, counter- Tartar patriotic will ; Three take brilliance brilliant, the meaning of striving constantly for self-improvement. By the daily hopeful sunrise, is staying the great ideal that encourages education to save the nation. 复旦附中的校名来源于复旦大学,“复旦”,由复旦先贤于右任先生提出,取自《尚书大传・虞夏》中“日月光华,旦复旦兮”的名句。“复旦”二字,其一取旦旦努力,振兴中华之深义;二取“复我震旦”,反鞑爱国之意志;三取光辉绚烂,自强不息之意。以每天都充满希望的日出,寄寓着兴学救国的宏大理想。 The exhortation to students of Fudan Attached middle school is learned, but the having a firm and sincere aim, asked but nearly thinks. Also continues the exhortation to students of Fudan University, it stems from «Analects Child», the meaning widely studies, seeks truth to the will with single-hearted devotion ; Seeks in detail, the relation current pondered actually. 复旦附中的校训是博学而笃志,切问而近思。亦延续复旦大学的校训,其出自《论语・子张》,意思是广泛地学习,专心至志地探求真理;详细地寻求,联系当前实际地思考。 Fudan Attached middle school, is first batch of Shanghai Experimental Demonstrative High school one, is high schools that receive Shanghai Education Committee and Fudan University dual leadership. 复旦附中,是首批“上海市实验性示范性高中”之一,是一所受上海市教委和复旦大学双重领导的高级中学。 The school was established in 1950, and was evaluated as the municipal key secondary school. The school also has the extensive relation with US , UK, Germany-Japan, Australia, Singapore and other country and middle-grade and college in Hong Kong , Macao , Taiwan area. 学校创办于1950年,并被评定为市级重点中学。学校还与美、英、德、日、澳、新加坡等国和港澳台地区的中等和高等学校有广泛的联系。 But these attractive excuses are completely as if inexplicable, this has the school of honor. 但这些光鲜的说词似乎完全不能说明,这所极具自身荣光的学校。 As long as is home " famous ” the graduates of high school will have to be the sense of pride of school, a better school more manifests for the superiority feeling. For example the student who Suzhou Middle School graduates always said that his high school history is long, background is thick ; On outside, the student outside south will perhaps say their unique ways of teaching and abroad study environment ; Beijing No. 4 Middle School perhaps will say the character, but Fuzhou No. 1 Middle School will say their advanced education for all-around development and community activities. 但凡是国内"著名”高中的毕业生都会有属于自己学校的自豪感,越好的学校就越是体现为优越感。比如苏州中学毕业的学生总说他的高中历史长、底蕴厚;上外、南外的学生也许会说他们独特的教学方式和留学环境;京城四中的也许会说风骨,而福州一中的会说他们超前的素质教育和社团活动。 But each school has own vigor, actually cannot limit converges some one kind, or with official site in feature for running a school summarized generally. But everyone 's high school experience is various, even if obtains with class the schoolmate can still be widely divergent. Most students, the appreciable unique spirit that Fudan Attached middle school gives are many, induces in „the mood of attached middle school person probably or „the pride of attached middle school person and so on- is not China , Soviet Union, on outside, in four, luck, but is the mood of unique attached middle school person. Iced elder brother's words saying that with the attached middle school male god language teacher was: They did not say where oneself junior middle school is, did not say where the university is, said that my high school is Fudan Attached middle school 而每个学校都有自己的精气神,却不能局限地归为某一种某一类,或者用官网上的“办学特色”笼统地概括去了。而每个人的高中体验各不相同,就算是同班的同学获得的也能大相径庭。于大部分学生而言,复旦附中给予的可感知的独特精神很多,大概归纳于“附中人的情怀”或是“附中人的骄傲”之类-不是苏中、上外、四中、福一人的,而是独一无二的附中人的情怀。用附中男神语文老师冰哥的话说就是:“他们不说自己的初中是哪里,不说大学是哪里,却偏偏说我高中是复旦附中” As the pass student of Fudan Attached middle school 2010 humanities experimental classes, graduating king Ou thinks that no longer is him with attached middle school related all, he is not terrified , is very sad. 做为复旦附中2010届人文实验班的一名普通学生,即将毕业的王鸥想到和附中有关的一切都不再属于他,他并不惶恐,却也无比哀伤。 The students of each Fudan Attached middle school are proud, in these people, having can unite in the overseas mold with BD, goes to the airplane of US brick thick No. 5 typeface a statute book of English the person who looks. Has can enter the CBA result that the basketball hits in the versatile person who the grade front row then goes abroad to be the chiropractor ; Also rational regular professional training high two because the gold medal recommends for admission to school Qinghua, because wants to have a look at itself to steal the thing purely to be discovered was discovered, cancels recommends for admission to school, high three win a gold medal to go to the mental illness of Peking University again. 每个复旦附中的学生都是骄傲的,这些人里面,有能在海外模联拿BD的,去美国的飞机上把一本砖头厚五号字体的英语的法典看完的人。有篮球打的能进CBA成绩在年级前列然后出国做按摩师的全才;也有理科班高二就因为金奖保送清华,因为单纯想看看自己偷东西会不会被发现然后被发现后取消保送,高三再拿一个金奖去北大的神经病。 Once the students of some Shanghai High schools said in GG space, if could not test into Tongji, said embarrassed oneself were Shanghai High school graduates. Fudan Attached middle school saw snorting contemptuously, the scholars of Fudan Attached middle school, vision always not only internally, but is the side eye world, the ivy or Cambridge and Oxford even empire technical is their starts. 曾经有上海高中的学生在GG空间里说,如果考不上同济,都不好意思说自己是上海高中毕业的。复旦附中的看到了嗤之以鼻,复旦附中的学子们,目光从来不仅仅在国内,而是方眼全球,常春藤或者剑桥、牛津甚至帝国理工才是他们的起步。 These people are in the manages of Fudan Attached middle school a spot. You look at their present achievements, conceivable many years later their is extraordinary. 这些人都是复旦附中的管中一斑。你看他们现在的成就,就可以想象多少年后他们的不平凡。 But this school is also proud, probably will be the entire Huaxia only high school the second week from the bottom before the college entrance examination, will put out two abridged editions the class that will be used to take a test, making the high school student listen to Professor Ge Jian to speak the origin of Huaxia. 而这座学校也是骄傲的,大概是全华夏唯一一所高中会在高考前倒数第二个礼拜,拿出两节本来用来考试的课,让高三学生去听葛健教授讲华夏的起源。 At the opening ceremony yellow Yufeng said, you must cultivate the behavior, Guoquan Road No. 383 person. 开学典礼上黄于封说,你们要做人,国权路383号的人。 Most Fudan scholars thought that this is a glory, is a restraint, is the boundary that each Fudan Attached middle school scholar life must pursue. 大部分复旦学子觉得这是一种荣耀,是一种约束,也是每个复旦附中学子一生所要追求的境界。 journey Xiaoyu goes study this time of school is too short, did not understand pride that this deep background and each student of school are from the heart. Therefore his these days did not respond enraged the God's favored one of the group of day eldest child my second child. 程晓羽就读这所学校的时间太短,并不理解这所学校的深厚的底蕴和每一个学生发自内心的自傲。所以他这些日子的不回应更是激怒了这一群天老大我老二的天之骄子。 This naked disregarding, lets already by the Su goddess event, the initiated contradiction even more intensifies, therefore had the people poetry to crusade against journey Xiaoyu the plot to happen. 这种赤裸裸的无视,让已经被苏女神事件,引发的矛盾愈发激化,于是就有了众人诗歌讨伐程晓羽的剧情发生。 journey Xiaoyu is holding the electric piano to walk toward the school broadcasting stand at this moment, the school mobile station leaves the broadcasting station is quite near, therefore king Ou and Chen Haoran had arrived, the simple rack drum loses in the entrance. 程晓羽此刻正抱着电钢琴朝学校广播站走去,学校活动站离广播站比较近,所以王鸥和陈浩然早就到了,简易架子鼓丢在门口。 Running over that Ji numerous pants, she went to the student association with the key of broadcasting station a moment ago. Ji numerous opens the door, helping journey Xiaoyu bring in the broadcasting studio the electric piano together. 纪芸芸气喘嘘嘘的跑过来,她刚才去学生会拿广播站的钥匙去了。纪芸芸打开门,帮程晓羽一起把电钢琴抬进了广播室。 journey Xiaoyu is placed the electric piano in front of the microphone, goes to the entrance to help Chen Haoran move the drum. 程晓羽将电钢琴摆在麦克风前面,又去门口帮陈浩然把鼓搬进来。 Waits for four people to install the rack drum, looks at journey Xiaoyu to ask that he is up to mischief. 等四个人把架子鼓装好,就都望着程晓羽问他搞什么鬼。 journey Xiaoyu smiled saying with a smile some people too to be recently bored, I have been disinclined the principle, now I want to respond.” 程晓羽笑了笑道“最近有些人太无聊,我一直懒得去理,现在我想回应一下了。” king does Ou pat the head doubts say/way that you to sing is to make such? What significance does that have? Might as well writes a poem to scold well.” 王欧摸摸脑袋疑惑的道“那你唱歌是闹那样?那有什么意义?还不如写一首诗骂回去好点。” journey Xiaoyu took up drumstick keeping guessing say/way of under you to know.” Then moved to a chapter of stool to come, said under my voice to come out to Chen Haoran, you started to give me this rhythm.” First hit a simple rhythm to Chen Haoran, the one who told Chen Haoran him to need was what kind of rhythm. 程晓羽拿起鼓槌卖了关子道“等下你们就知道了。”然后移了章凳子过来,对陈浩然道“等下我的声音出来,你就开始给我这个节奏。”先打了一个简单节奏给陈浩然,告诉陈浩然他需要的是怎么样的节奏。 Ji numerous looks that journey Xiaoyu hits rack drum that elegant rhythm, is two shines, felt the person who can beat a drum was really cool. 纪芸芸看着程晓羽打架子鼓那飘逸的律动,更是两眼放光,觉得会打鼓的人真是帅呆了。 Chen Haoran wood face say/way simple has such rhythm been repeating? Does this have no melody?” 陈浩然木着脸道“就这样简单的节奏一直重复?这没有什么旋律可言吧?” journey Xiaoyu nod say/way „, like this is simple, must add spends you to be optional, when my singing sound stops you stop, all on OK. Very easy 程晓羽点头道“嗯,就这样简单,要加花你随意,等我歌声停的时候你就停,一切就OK了。非常容易” Chen Haoran does not have the many words, sat in front of the rack drum directly. 陈浩然也没有多话,直接坐在了架子鼓前面。 journey Xiaoyu hints Ji numerous to open the broadcast, at this time happen to was the school broadcasting stand plays some lofty music the time, to time that afternoon attended class also shortly. 程晓羽示意纪芸芸把广播打开,这个时候正好是学校广播站播放一些高雅音乐的时间,离下午上课的时间也没多久了。 journey Xiaoyu sits in front of the electric piano, first patted the microphone, then in the entire school is pū pū the sound that journey Xiaoyu the racket microphone sends out. 程晓羽坐在电钢琴前面,先拍了拍麦克风,然后整个学校里就都是程晓羽的拍麦克风发出的噗噗声。 journey Xiaoyu coughed under everyone noon was being good to Mike air flue, noon today program, came to manage with everyone by me. Everyone is not quite certainly familiar with my sound, un. Doesn't matter, I believe, everyone will not forget.” 程晓羽又咳嗽了下对着麦克风道“大家中午好,今天中午的节目,由我来跟大家主持。大家一定对我的声音不太熟悉,嗯。没关系,我相信以后大家都不会忘记的。” „Under first introduced oneself, I was recent school crest of wave most vigor, in most poetries journey Xiaoyu of male pig's feet third year Class 2 by the condemnation and insult, I thinks that many people were very familiar with me, was I existed in each of you's computer expression. Recently many people sent the poetry to challenge the position of my attached middle school poem king, I silent was very long, but I think today I was the time give you one to confess, you think that what I do want to tell you am the poetry? NO, how I must educate you to curse at people, making you know that anything is called the mouth artillery to be invincible.” “先自我介绍下,我是最近学校风头最劲的,大部分诗歌中被谴责和侮辱的男猪脚高三(2)班的程晓羽,我想很多人都对我很熟悉了,是的我存在于你们每个人的电脑表情里。最近很多人发诗文挑战我附中诗王的地位,我沉默了很久,但今天我想我是时候给你们一个交代了,你们以为我要告诉你们什么是诗歌?NO,我是要教育你们怎么样骂人,让你们知道什么叫做嘴炮无敌。” journey Xiaoyu first sprang a beautiful melody, therefore in the campus is the attractive piano timbre flutters! 程晓羽先是弹出了一段优美的旋律,校园里于是全都是漂亮的钢琴音色飘荡起来! At this time in the school everyone thinks that journey Xiao the feather must curse at people, never expected that he played the piano unexpectedly. Many people made the sound of cutting in the class, thought that journey Xiaoyu instigated, really without that courage really curses at people in the broadcasting station. Finally the hiss has not stopped, journey Xiao the feather explosive force full sound gushes out from the broadcast.( BGM, side kid/young «Divine Comedy», in the QQ music has, because lyrics are not appropriate with the current situation, therefore modified.) 这个时候学校里所有人都以为程晓羽要骂人,没想到他居然弹起了钢琴。很多人在班级里都发出了切的声音,觉得程晓羽太怂了,果然没有那个胆子真的在广播站骂人。结果嘘声还没停下,程晓羽爆发力十足的声音就从广播里喷薄而出。(BGM,方仔《神曲》,QQ音乐上有,因为歌词与当下的情况并没有那么贴切,所以改动了很多。) Yes, journey Xiaoyu of previous generation is not only nine class/flow singers who play the rock and roll, is third-class RAPER. 是的,前世的程晓羽不仅仅是个玩摇滚的九流歌手,还是个三流的RAPER。 While I enter this campus 正当我走进这个校园 To realize my dream heavy travel bag 想要实现我的梦想沉重的行囊 Packs the parents to hope fully 装满爸爸妈妈满满希望 Remembers that once the teacher said attached middle school that is Shanghai is strongest 记得曾经老师说附中那是上海最强 No one knows who is under the poetry Son of Heaven 谁也不知道谁是下个诗歌天王 The mother will soon pass away to tell me to study well 妈妈即将离开人世告诉我要好好读书 Keeps the tears to tell her me to remember well 留着眼泪告诉她我会好好记住 Wants being duty-bound not to turn back that she retains her actually to walk 想要把她留住她却走的义无反顾 Until now deceived her had no merit to speak of 直到现在把她骗了还是一无是处 From infancy to maturity had not been scolded by the final word 从小到大从来都没有被煞笔骂过 Until the teacher said that the tolerance is the moral excellence I also in pretend indifferent 直到老师说容忍是美德我也就假装无所谓 You scold me me 100 times now also your time 你骂我一百次我现在还你这一次 You scolded me me saying that 100 times this was last time 你骂我一百次我说这是最后一次 journey Xiaoyu the rap of the quick rhythm explodes the exit|to speak, in all students the school shocked. Rap holding in the mouth explodes the day the cursing at people way, has heard something never heard of in this world, moreover was joined to the beautiful melody. All classes and grades of Fudan Attached middle school now are all completely silent, is journey Xiaoyu is full of the sound of rhythm blasting open. 程晓羽的这段快节奏的说唱爆出口,就把学校里所有的学生惊呆了。说唱这种叼炸天的骂人方式,在这个世界一直是闻所未闻,况且还配上了优美的旋律。复旦附中的所有班级现在全都鸦雀无声,全是程晓羽充满节奏感炸裂的声音。 Has never thought will live like this 从未想过自己会这样的生活 If the spring, summer, autumn, winter are invariable I not to feel that you exist 如果春夏秋冬不变我都不会感觉你们存在着 A year ago my status you cannot remember 一年之前我的身份你记不住 A year later my back is only you can look up 一年之后我的背影只是你能够仰视 At that time also slightly thought that the human nature was so happy 那时还小觉得人性如此美好 Until personally sees in the bulletin board that big-character poster 直到亲眼看见公告栏里那大字报 You are the angel of flap are too young 你是折翼的天使还是年纪太小 In the big world the dignity why so tiny 偌大的世界里面为何尊严如此渺小 You wrote 990 characters to scold me 990 times 你写了九百九十字骂了我九百九十次 I actually do not know where has offended you not long after 我却不知道哪里得罪过你曾几何时 Finally I must counter-attack your shamelessness to respond dissolutely with this song 终于我要反击你们的无耻用这歌回应放肆 Is I do not understand the social reality is you do not know the sense of honor 是我不懂社会现实还是你们不知廉耻 Was I naive ignorant met the fool 是我天真无知还是遇上了傻子 The non- mainstream and Young and Dangerous learned composing a poem 非主流和古惑仔都学会了写诗 The rural village artillery singer writes this poetry for you 农村村炮歌手为你写下这段诗词 The reality is not my mistake only blames your level to frustrate 现实不是我的过错只怪你水平太挫 I understand finally fearful is not the reality 我终于明白可怕的不是现实 But was envied to trip is unable to stand again 而是被嫉妒绊倒再也无法站直 Must look at word everyone once was a story 要看词每个人的曾经都是一段故事 Stubborn have not tumbled you to fall face down that might as well dead 别固执还没跌倒你就趴下那还不如去死 Others are laughing at you not to represent are retarded 别人都在笑你并不代表就是弱智 You are retarded are also the lazy eyes 你是弱智也是弱视 Therefore seeing clearly the high school had your story 所以看不清楚上了高中有了你的故事 This is journey Xiaoyu to all has scolded his person sharpest counter-attack, but his way good B, scolded his person to be convinced, the scolded people felt oneself is burnt, quite had the pleasant sensation that journey Xiaoyu scolded, simply was the inconceivable matter. In the school all students are at a loss for words looks to make a sound the sound of sound, never expected that the poetry can express like this, unifies invincibly simply with the music! 这一段就是程晓羽对所有骂过他的人最犀利的回击,但是他这方式太牛B,就连骂过他的人都不得不服气,被骂的人都觉得自己被程晓羽骂的这么燃,相当有快感,简直是不可思议的事情。学校里所有的学生都张口结舌的看着响着声音的音响,没想到诗歌可以这样表达,和音乐结合起来简直无敌啊! Snort CUStoo many students said that attended class is changes a place to sleep 哼CUS‘太多学生都说上课就是换个地方睡觉 I know that this is a joke is not however funny 我知道这是个笑话但是一点不好笑 Some people study some people to sleep some people of three years to catch cold 有人读书有人睡觉有人三年一直感冒 Some person of dispirited some people degenerate some people to make the artillery daily 有人颓废有人堕落有人天天约炮 Known too many, therefore some people want to kill me 知道的太多所以有人想杀我 Blamed me to say too many truth therefore court disaster 怪我说了太多真话所以惹了祸 To work as table to set up memorial arch matter father not to do 想当表子要立牌坊这事老子没干过 Whether worked as table to set up some memorial arch people to repent 当了表子立了牌坊是否有人悔过 Hides these table 398 Yuan in shadow 躲在阴影里的那些表子398元 room/house Kaishang and nouveau riche give her every day 400 Yuan 房开商和暴发户每天给她400元 Some people ask me to relate a business head/number of people 2000 有人找我联系业务一个人头两千 I you asked me to draw cash in the third year Class 2 我在高三二班等你找我拿钱 Your these table are loquacious except for the back 你们这些表子除了背后嘴碎 Day in day out quarrelled I saying that you must shut up 一天到晚吵架我说你们都得闭嘴 I must load into the plastic pocket your vulgar language 我要把你的污言秽语装进塑料口袋 Makes an effort to force in your mouth to make you not come out to sell 用力塞进你的嘴里让你不该出来卖 I learned the violence I to learn the poetry 我学会了暴力我学会了诗词 The Huaxia civilization fires at your arrows in my hands 华夏文明在我手里就是射击你们的弓箭 I deceive the eyes 我蒙住双眼 Even if anything cannot see 即使啥都看不见 But I can find your dirty bastards 可我还是能找到你们这些肮脏混蛋 The goddess is not you wants to change really can change 女神不是你想变就真能够变 Might as well look in a mirror the custom that changes itself is not concerned about face 不如照照镜子改掉自己不要脸的习惯 Has you to lie down in the bedding wastes the time 有你躺在被窝浪费时间 My poetry had finished one after another 我的诗歌早已写完一篇又一篇 From infancy to maturity the teacher teaches us 从小到大老师就教我们 From stressing the civilization starts 从讲文明做起 You cannot learn one after another etiquette 你学不会一句一句礼仪 Although the teacher never encourages to you 尽管老师从未给你鼓励 Cultivating the behavior to work is round 做人要正做事要圆 I told you to look that the person cannot only look at the thing the surface 我来告诉你看人不能只看事物的表面 I am one hang the silk to hate these table 我是一个吊丝痛恨那些表子 Father composing a poem auricularia auricula like leaf 老子就会写诗木耳就像叶子 This for Su Yu the paragraph of revenge, wrote freely all the wind in the song lyrics, no one can imagine, but also some people can such fast reading aloud, and spat the word is so clear, meaning that understanding journey Xiaoyu who let audience no hindrance wants to express. Curses at people are so of pleasant to hear, but can also scolded who can also scold feels to enjoy, what matter is this? 这一段是替苏虞兮复仇的段落,嬉笑怒骂全在唱词里飙了出来,没有人能够想象,还有人可以这么快速的念诵,并且吐词如此清楚,让听众毫无阻碍的明白程晓羽所想表达的意思。骂人还能骂的这么好听,还能让被骂的人觉得享受,这算什么事情? False writing listens to the lake to listen to the physical body poem azure 伪文青都听海子都听肉体诗 Only listens to English actually only to understand that your mother to compel 只听英文却只懂那句你妈个逼 The Huaxia poetry rap is I originally creates the culture 华夏诗歌说唱是我独创文化 Your that inferior writing was all given to kill by me 你那低劣文字全被我给杀了 This is the village artillery talkative singer expresses most directly 这是村炮饶舌歌手最直接的表达 I do not believe my poetry might as well your fool 我就不信我的诗歌还不如你这傻瓜 Brings your false masks to hurry to roll 带着你们虚伪的面具赶紧滚吧 father has told enough the truth now in any case 反正现在老子已经说够了真话 Brings back to the family/home the soul of your evil now 把你罪恶的灵魂现在带回家 I use the rap poetry to produce a cross for you 我用说唱诗词为你造一个十字架 After journey Xiao the feather sang finally, Chen Haoran's rack drum also stopped, was only left over the piano timbre in the campus reverberation of silent. 当最后程晓羽啦啦啦唱完以后,陈浩然的架子鼓也停了,只剩下钢琴音色在寂静无声的校园回荡。 After short silentness, Fudan Attached middle school group of proud students, with crack the applause of Shanghai half sky, expressed to submitting to of king of mouth artillery. 短暂的静默之后,复旦附中这群骄傲的学生们,用炸响了上海半片天空的掌声,表示了对嘴炮之王的臣服。 ( Thanks the tadpole prawn, the night wooden wind, the degeneration wind and hitting of star light back to enjoy. The content that the previous chapter changed many poetry, interested can look. I choose the song also to be partial to the unpopular song some, after all everyone copies on that several songs, was very tasteless, this Chinese rap is really good, hopes that everyone likes) (谢谢蝌大虾、夜木风、堕落风、星光背影的打赏。上一章改了不少诗文的内容,有兴趣的可以看一下。我选歌也偏向冷门的歌曲一些,毕竟大家抄来抄去就那几首歌,也很乏味了,这首华语说唱真的还算不错的,希望大家喜欢)
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