MLSIAI :: Volume #2

#120: Poetry interrogation congress


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journey Xiaoyu arrived in the school for several days is unhappy, every morning went to the school, the storage is pried open, crowded various by the PS picture, but also there is any food excrement, journey Xiaoyu! And so on note, had some people to send a letter/believes to him, above writes: 程晓羽这些天在学校里到是过的一点都不开心,每天早上去学校,储物柜都被人撬开了,塞满了各种自己被PS的图片,还有什么食屎吧,程晓羽!之类字条,更有次有人寄了封信给他,上面写着: Your bright smiles, the wolf hangs oneself ; “你灿烂的一笑,狼都上吊; Your gentle called, to be in chaotic situation ; 你温柔的一叫,鸡飞狗跳; A your natural stand, the stink fills the air ; 你潇洒的一站,臭味弥漫; You perspire excitedly, the louse suffers disaster ; 你兴奋的出汗,虱子遭难; You do not dress up, is uglier than the ghost ; 你不打扮,比鬼难看; As soon as you dress up, the ghosts are paralyzed! 你一打扮,鬼都瘫痪! The big poet my poetry of writes how? ” 大诗人我的诗歌写的怎么样?” journey Xiaoyu is the direct immunity to such practical joke, injures to him simply is zero, but why does not know, the school raised one to compose a poem to scold journey Xiaoyu the upsurge suddenly, just started writing the poem pasted on his storage or the school desk, journey Xiaoyu will also take a look to look that generally anything had the literary talent specially, looked, threw behind the classroom trash can directly. 程晓羽对这样的恶作剧属于直接免疫,对他伤害简直为零,但不知道为什么,学校就突然掀起了一阵写诗骂程晓羽的热潮,刚开始只是将写的诗贴在他的储物柜上或者课桌上,程晓羽一般也会瞧瞧看有什么特别有文采的,看完之后就直接扔教室后面的垃圾桶。 Behind these people on post on the blackboard of journey Xiao feather class, even in the school bulletin board, this journey Xiaoyu managed on being disinclined, some people will process in any case, sometimes he also with great interest together and others stood have a look to write how. 后面这些人就贴在程晓羽班级的黑板上,甚至学校公告栏里,这个程晓羽就懒得管了,反正有人会处理的,有时候他也津津有味的和别人站一起看看写的怎么样。 Luckily, the student of Fudan Attached middle school also calculates to have the quality, does not write the bad language not to shout'mother-fucker'. For example also has has the literary talent, I had witnessed the rise and fall of empire, the birth and demise of species, under countless millenniums, only then the stupidity of mortal is eternal. But journey Xiaoyu the appearance, confirmed this matter. 幸好,复旦附中的学生还算有素质,不写脏话不骂娘。比如也还有颇有文采的,我曾经见证过帝国的兴衰,物种的诞生与灭亡,在数不尽的千年之下,只有凡人的愚蠢是永恒的。而程晓羽的出现,验证了此事。 Subsequent Fudan Attached middle school scolded journey Xiaoyu the crest of wave to win, even the article society also held up the poetry to crusade against journey Xiaoyu the flag. 此后的复旦附中骂程晓羽的风头更胜,甚至文学社还举起了诗歌讨伐程晓羽的大旗。 Even writings in classical style edition came out. The nature of madame, the Congo is weak, reports in heaven, may not reluctantly. Although the sage also by cannot the responsibility person probably the energy. Now under the foot the family/home has the old mother, the body pities the degree, fears the hunger and cold to give a thought to the benefits of rank and salary, does not dare a disobedient poet by near punishment calamity, this is the common way things should be, but is no talent poet. Although the school gentleman, Min foot under cannot, but the non- responsibility by must the energy. Now is not so, is instead upright and pleased, had no qualms the fear, then destroys its virtue to think, when dismisses, multitudious plays the part of the fault of oneself not saying. The husband strength does not dare, to be falling short of simplemindedness ; By wisdom its, the thief of this person child. 连文言文版本的都出来了。夫人之性,刚果懦软,禀之于天,不可勉强。虽圣人亦不以不能责人之必能。今足下家有老母,身惜学位,惧饥寒而顾利禄,不敢一忤诗人以近刑祸,此乃庸人之常情,不过作一不才诗人尔。虽学院君子,亦将闵足下之不能,而不责以必能也。今乃不然,反昂然自得,了无愧畏,便毁其贤以为当黜,庶乎饰己不言之过。夫力所不敢为,乃愚者之不逮;以智文其过,此君子之贼也。 On this day in the bulletin board pastes two supplemented journey Xiao feather PS according to the big-character poster. 这天公告栏里又贴了两张附带程晓羽PS照的大字报。 Please allow me to praise journey Xiaoyu. Understands the feather, you are a rare talent! An extraordinary personality! Behind some people discussed you, they said you: Niangnianggong hugs a rabbit master, without human appearance. Lighting a lamp not the bright stir-fried dish is not fragrant, is not the good oil. Eats the iron wire urine big basket. Hangs launching compared with the telephone pole. Gaoliangde plants the buckwheat, the bastard. The tadpole following soft-shelled turtle revolutions, installs the tortoise grandson. The Huangpu River capsizes, the wave urges. In the mountain flock of sheep runs Capital close to, damn wild bastard. No! No! I do not listen, how can tolerate them to say the dawn feather? Understood the feather to make the big contribution to the historical development of Huaxia! Understands rising above self of feather, don't you know? Understood departure of feather, Ming Dynasty had Zheng He, understood departure of feather, the Qing dynasty had An Dehai, had Li Lianying! Let us praise the dawn feather, when lets we eat meal, first first glass of liquor splashes to the dawn feather, understands the feather, holds the dream to us! 请允许我赞美程晓羽。啊,晓羽,你是一个奇才!一个伟人!有人背后议论你,他们说你:娘娘宫抱一兔爷,没人样。点灯不亮炒菜不香,不是好油。吃铁丝尿大筐。比电线杆子多挂下水。高粱地种荞麦,杂种。蛤蟆秧子跟着甲鱼转,装王八孙子。黄浦江翻船,浪催的。山羊群里跑京巴,狗日的野杂种。不!不!我不要听了,怎么能容忍他们这么说晓羽呢?晓羽为华夏的历史发展做了多大的贡献!晓羽的舍己为人,你们不知道吗?晓羽的离去,明朝才有了郑和,晓羽的离去,清朝才有了安德海,才有了李莲英!让我们赞美晓羽吧,让我们吃饭时,都先把第一杯酒泼给晓羽,晓羽,给我们托梦吧! journey Xiaoyu have a relish looked , the surroundings have many people to send out the chuckle, journey Xiaoyu felt material that this engaged in the crosstalk very much. Also looked at next also to write was very full. 程晓羽饶有兴致的看了下,周围有不少人发出轻笑,程晓羽觉得这很是个说相声的料。又看了下一篇也写的很酣畅淋漓。 A character cannot hear clearly the trash that always stammered 一个字也听不清老磕巴的垃圾 A strength does not have study others to play the poetry 一点实力也没有就学人家玩诗歌 Now makes the father teach your child well 现在让爸爸好好教训你这个孩子 Actually is not willing to scold your brain remnant gruff donkey 其实不愿骂你这只脑残的憨驴 But I who your work listens to everywhere am angry 但你的作品到处听的我就生气 Really wants to pinch your neck to let your asphyxiation 真想掐着你的脖子让你停止呼吸 Let you not have the means to read fills the poetry of dog shit 让你没办法念一些充满狗屎的诗词 Your nightmare just started never to stop 你的恶梦刚刚开始永远不会停止 Your poetry disgustingly like lump of black excrement that sent the enzyme 你的诗歌恶心就像一坨发了酶的黑屎 Originally is thinking the poetry does not bring going of dirty words to see you flatly 原来想着诗词不带脏字的去扁见你 But I discovered that curses at people also displays my ability 可我发现骂人也是展现我的能力 I thought you do not know you living value 我看你根本不知道你活着的价值 The eaten food is we scratches the newspaper of chrysanthemum 吃的饭都是我们擦完菊花的报纸 I know that you really need one volume of toilet paper now 我知道你现在很需要一卷卫生纸 Because today is you comes the big maternal aunt's day. 因为今天是你来大姨妈的日子。 journey Xiaoyu looked at this also to feel a little small gift, nearby miss looked also while read, it is estimated that did not know journey Xiaoyu, but also asked that nearby female companion this person recently had the ignition! Is which class?” 程晓羽看了这个还觉得有点小意思,旁边的姑娘一边看还一边念,估计是不认识程晓羽的,还问旁边的女同伴“这人最近有点火啊!是哪个班级的?” Asked miss squint looked at one to stand in following journey Xiaoyu, pulled nearby miss to hint behind her to have the person. 被问的姑娘斜眼看了一眼站在后面的程晓羽,扯了扯旁边的姑娘示意她背后有人。 The miss has not comprehended schoolmate's meaning obviously, turn head looked at several toward journey Xiaoyu. 那姑娘显然没有领会同学的意思,回头朝程晓羽看了几眼。 journey Xiaoyu is not shy, reveals a big smile say/way directly „, is the third year Class 2.” Then turns around to walk toward the classroom building. 程晓羽也不羞涩,直接露出一个大大笑脸道“嗯,是高三(2)班的。”然后转身朝教学楼走去。 Also without walking far, behind hears loud noise, journey Xiaoyu turn head looked at the past, originally Ji numerous as discipline committee brings the sleeve emblem, scolded journey Xiaoyu the big-character poster to rip these. 还没走多远,后面就传来一阵喧闹声,程晓羽回头看过去,原来是身为风纪委员会的纪芸芸带着袖章,把那些骂程晓羽的大字报撕了下来。 Looks that wears the sailor suit to comb the pear flower head, with creamy white skin brow tight pressed holds Ji numerous of heart just like Xihu, journey Xiaoyu feels a little moved, felt oneself should not ignore to her like this, at least is a friend is also a good choice. 看着穿着水手服梳着梨花头,肤如凝脂眉头紧蹙宛如西子捧心的纪芸芸,程晓羽觉得有点感动,觉得自己不应该这样对她不理不睬,至少做个朋友也是个不错的选择。 journey Xiaoyu stands in the entrance stair superior, Ji numerous walks slowly, perhaps has the concern, had not discovered that journey Xiaoyu, journey Xiaoyu saw her to pass through itself side, can only walk, waves in Ji numerous at present, Ji numerous has not guarded obviously completely, had a scare by journey Xiaoyu, the eye stared journey Xiaoyu time the discovery was he. 程晓羽站在大门口的台阶上等着,纪芸芸慢慢走过来,也许是有心事,并没有发现程晓羽,程晓羽见她已经走过了自己身边,只能走上去,在纪芸芸眼前挥了挥手,纪芸芸显然完全没有防备,被程晓羽吓了一跳,眼睛瞪程晓羽的时候才发现是他。 journey Xiaoyu received to reach behind the back to say thank you.” 程晓羽收回手笑着说“谢谢你了。” Ji numerous sees is journey Xiaoyu, although a little pleasant surprise, serious putting on a serious face said that this is our discipline committee should do.” 纪芸芸看见是程晓羽虽然有点意外的惊喜,却严肃的板着脸说“这是我们风纪委员会应该做的。” journey Xiaoyu does not see through her, the discipline committee member generally will be high three second half semesters not to hold the post, say/way that will be smiling as before that will be must thank you.” 程晓羽也不拆穿她,风纪委员一般高三下半个学期就不会在担任了,依旧嬉皮笑脸的道“那还是要谢谢你。” Ji numerous thought that some sweet intent, some friends too did not understand why she will like journey Xiaoyu, actually does not know that her father is also an amateur poet, likes reading the poetry to gradually influence her since childhood. Ji numerous likes the Huaxia classical culture, likes the literary flourishes magnificent dim poetry, likes the plaintive love story, although she has no literary talent, but cannot hinder her to appreciate. 纪芸芸觉得心里有些甜意,有些朋友不太理解她为什么会喜欢程晓羽,却不知道她的父亲也是个业余诗人,从小就喜欢念诗歌熏陶她。纪芸芸喜欢华夏古典文化,喜欢辞藻华丽的朦胧诗歌,喜欢哀怨的言情小说虽然她并没有什么文采,但并不能妨碍她欣赏。 Especially actually has to plant like Ji numerous female writing from the oppressive tendency azure, the happy love story often cannot touch them, but the sad touching love story often can in the stamp their G points, making suffering extreme distress that they cry want to stop but cannot. 尤其像纪芸芸这样的女文青其实都有种自虐的倾向,甜蜜的爱情故事往往打动不了她们,但凄美的爱情故事往往能戳中她们的G点,让她们哭的死去活来欲罢不能。 journey Xiaoyu to Ji numerous the neither cold nor hot attitude, instead lets Ji numerous some feelings to journey Xiaoyu worrying, most people are cheap, been able to obtain is best, this is also Ji numerous the subtle psychology. She who naturally begins to be interested in the opposite sex also falls into the mood that oneself compiled, particularly journey Xiaoyu these poems, she is liking of sincerity. 程晓羽对纪芸芸不冷不热的态度,反而让纪芸芸对程晓羽更加有牵挂的感觉,大部分人都是贱,得不到的就是最好的,这也是纪芸芸微妙的心理。当然情窦初开的她也陷入了自己编造的情绪之中,尤其是程晓羽的那些诗,她是真心的喜欢。 Ji numerous pretends that to journey Xiao the feather ordinary attitude, said they write some at sixes and sevens things, I thought how you do have no response? Aren't you angry?” 纪芸芸假装对程晓羽平常的态度,说“他们写些乱七八糟的东西,我看你怎么没有什么反应?难道你不生气?” journey Xiaoyu and Ji numerous walk toward the building in shoulder to shoulder, what saying with a smile has to be good to be angry? Must be angry is also angry their styles is too bad, curses at people does not scold well.” 程晓羽和纪芸芸并肩朝楼上走,笑着道“有什么好生气的?要生气也是生气他们的文笔太差,骂人都骂不好。” Among Ji numerous the looks hesitant did one ask what you and Su Yu is relates?” 纪芸芸神色间犹豫了一下问道“你和苏虞兮是什么关系啊?” They arrive at three buildings coincidentally, journey Xiao feather towards Su Yu how did the class turn the head to look at a say/way „? Do you also gossip?” 刚巧他们走到三楼,程晓羽朝苏虞兮的班级转头望了一眼道“怎么?你也这么八卦吗?” Ji numerous the face slightly was red, as if had what secret to be discovered generally, argued immediately I looked you and she related well, wants to tell you, actually continued some people to write a letter to scold you, in the school also somewhat envied her female student, wrote a letter to scold her.” 纪芸芸脸稍微红了一下,仿佛有什么秘密被发现了一般,立即辩解道“我只是看你和她关系不错,想告诉你,其实不止有人写信骂你,学校里也有些嫉妒她的女生,写信骂她。” journey Xiao the feather complexion is a little then unattractive „.”, Although he knows that Su Yu will not care inevitably, knows that these believe her not to look inevitably. Withstanding that he himself can not matter was insulted by the bored person language, actually cannot endure others have to harm Su Yu the action, even if the attack in language, touched his reverse scale to him. 程晓羽这下脸色就有点不好看了“哦。”了一声,虽然他知道苏虞兮必然不会在意,也知道那些信她也必然不会看。他自己可以无所谓的承受被无聊的人语言上辱骂,却一点也不能忍受别人有伤害苏虞兮的举动,哪怕语言上的攻击,对他来说都是触动了他的逆鳞。 Ji numerous saw journey Xiao the feather tone to be heavier, somewhat was on nettles, forces a smile evil ways you also to leave cares, such bored person, were not many.” 纪芸芸见程晓羽语气都沉重了一些,有些忐忑不安,强笑了一下道“你也别太在意,这样无聊的人,也不多。” journey Xiaoyu has not actually continued to continue to pester in this issue, instead asked school broadcasting to stand is also you manages? Your previous time still has read my poetry in the school broadcasting stand.” 程晓羽却没有继续在这个问题上继续纠缠,反而问道“学校广播站也是你管理的吧?你上次还在学校广播站念过我的诗歌。” Blushing on Ji numerous face has spread the cheeks from the root of the ear, nod of gently, say/way I am the school literary arts cadre, you are not do not know, naturally has the key of broadcasting station.” 纪芸芸脸上的红晕从耳根一直蔓延到脸颊,轻轻的点了头,道“我是学校文艺干部,你又不是不知道,当然有广播站的钥匙。” journey Xiaoyu stands firm, turning around both hands of support Ji numerous the shoulder, looks that her eye say/way that you can help?” 程晓羽站定,转过身来双手扶住纪芸芸的肩膀,看着她的眼睛道“那你能帮我一个忙吗?” Ji numerous has a defendant's white feeling, is hanging down the face of blushing, in the brain a nod of blank. 纪芸芸有一种被告白的感觉,低垂着羞红的脸,脑子里一片空白的点头。 journey Xiaoyu receives to reach behind the back inserting pants pocket, revealed a smile say/way of thanks that is really thank you Ji numerous, un, the college entrance examination ended me certainly to ask you to eat meal.” 程晓羽收回手将之插进裤袋子,露出一个感谢的笑容道“那真是谢谢你了纪芸芸,嗯,高考完了我一定请你吃饭。” Ji numerous has not thought completely the process dawn feather wants the broadcasting station to do, is pacing back and forth at heart the issue is actually: Why can wait for the college entrance examination to end? Our two skills tested cross, learn/study not arduous! Is good on this weekend. But the real idea does not have the means saying that is only fluent cannot deceive me! I will call you when the time comes!” 纪芸芸完全没有想过程晓羽要去广播站干什么,心里徘徊着的问题却是:为什么要等高考结束呢?我们两个艺考都过了啊,学习并没有繁重啊!就这个周末多好。但自己真实的想法却没办法说出口,只能道“不许骗我哦!我到时候可是会跟你打电话的!” journey Xiaoyu puts out a hand joking say/way „, or draws the hook?” 程晓羽伸出手来开玩笑道“要不拉钩?” Ji numerous had not realized unexpectedly this is a joke, is really blushing to put out a hand and journey Xiaoyu hooks, journey Xiaoyu gawked , can only be convinced this girl pure cute. 纪芸芸居然没有意识到这是个玩笑,真的红着脸伸出手来和程晓羽拉钩,程晓羽愣了一下,也只能服气这个女孩单纯的可爱。 Waited till five buildings, journey Xiaoyu shouted Chen Haoran and king Ou come out, asking him to go to the school activity room to make the simple rack drum( the army drum, bottom drum and cha) to the school broadcasting stand, then oneself move the electric piano of music studio. 等到了五楼,程晓羽喊了陈浩然和王鸥出来,叫他去学校活动室弄个简易架子鼓(军鼓,底鼓和镲)到学校广播站,然后自己去搬音乐教室的电钢琴。 Told Ji numerous the sound light/only stands in the school he, passing in a hurry. 跟纪芸芸说了声在学校光站等他,就匆匆的过去了。 Why Ji numerous not too clear journey Xiao feather must move the musical instrument the broadcasting station, guessed that he wants to sing, brought to confuse had not gone to the school broadcasting stand. 纪芸芸不太明白程晓羽为什么要搬乐器去广播站,猜测他是想唱首歌,也就带着一些迷惑没去了学校广播站。
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