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#108: JAY ‚ S PoisoN

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„First this song song name on deep injury I, what if this song author love is I! Un, I choose the dog belt/bring!” “首先这首歌的歌名就深深的伤害了我,如果这首歌的作者爱的是我的话！嗯,我选择狗带！” „This song arranged saying that the personal status was backward, no matter other drum musical instruments had the type of obvious city and countryside intersection aura, if naturally you did not listen to the domestic and foreign aesthetic quite advanced music possibly unable to feel for a long time.” “这首歌编曲上说,品位非常落后,不管是鼓还是其他乐器都有种明显的城乡结合部气息,当然如果你不是长期听国内外审美比较先进的音乐可能感觉不出来。” „This song obviously has shadow that imitates the wyvern legend, the wyvern legend just in the hot time network scolded sound one piece, various types „ agricultural metal” and so on hat is buckling upward, the literary youth aesthetic ability like us compared with common toiling masses, knows that what good anything is not good, but was often hard to explain, could not say 123. Therefore can only tease, cuts finally, including me is also out of control pushing and shoving of time tide, to keep integrity in later years. ” “这首歌曲明显有模仿飞龙传奇的影子,飞龙传奇刚火的时侯网络上是骂声一片的,各种“农业金属”之类的帽子都在往上扣,像我们这样的文艺青年们审美能力比一般劳苦大众强,知道什么好什么不好,但往往有口难辩,说不出个一二三。于是只能调侃,砍到最后,包括我自己也禁不住时代浪潮的推搡,晚节不保。” „Fellow audience, do not turn my song list, I am will not acknowledge absolutely I also sing in KTV «Have most dazzled Huaxia Wind». Before our keeping integrity in later years person gave up the European and US turbulent current tragic death listening day to be the vision. Does not think that today the new generation mouth artillery give up slightly fresh, listens to wash the scissors to blow! This obviously is because in the internet were many created.” “各位听众们,你们千万不要翻我的歌单,我是绝对不会承认我在KTV也唱过《最炫华夏风》的。以前我们这种晚节不保的人都是放弃欧美激流惨死去听日系视觉的。不想今天新一代嘴炮们放弃小清新,去听洗剪吹！这显然是因为上网上多了造成的。” A Hao Yifeng mouth artillery outputs, oneself will be moved is moved to tears, on the message screen brushed innumerable to praise with the fresh flower, the music broadcasting station does not have the open gift system luckily, supposed that opening, it is estimated that Hao Yifeng this meeting has received the innumerable G coins. 郝艺风一顿嘴炮输出完毕,将自己都感动的热泪盈眶,留言屏上更是刷了无数个赞和鲜花,幸好音乐电台没有开放礼物系统,假设开放了的话,估计郝艺风这会已经收入无数G币了。 „What then did this song call? «Doesn't have money you to love me?», Hehe, does not lick the person who covers like my type of drinking yogurt, will not understand does not have money to be in love this issue with anything. Looks over this first four songs, in three names brings to love the character, this was too simply fearful, the Huaxia pop music has arrived has not made the boundary that the artillery has not sung. Did these change professions to sing the popular song with the poets of physical body writing?” “接下来这首歌叫什么？《没有钱你会爱我吗？》,呵呵,像我这种喝酸奶都不舔盖的人,是不会理解没有钱拿什么谈恋爱这种问题的。纵观这前四名的歌曲,三首的名字里都带着爱字,这简直太可怕了,华夏流行乐坛已经到了不约炮就没歌唱的境界了。那些用肉体写作的诗人都改行唱流行歌了吗？” „ We analyze the song of this title party, looks at it rottenly. This song melody is simple, the range is narrowly easy to sing. The first unison repeatedly is a lord, basically does not have the melody, the vice- song seemingly 16 sections, the essence only has 4 sections! 16 sections are actually the change redundant structures, like this is left over 8 sections, the first 4 sections are the change are also redundant, remove two sections, the first two sections add the flower to be redundant, goes to a section again, the eighth section is half termination, used unison relapse, therefore entire tune substantive factor 4 sections. Several minutes of strengthening instills into 4 section simple pentatonic scales for the lord melody, did not record also remembers! “我们来分析一下这首标题党的歌曲,看它到底有多烂。这个歌旋律简单单调,音域窄容易唱。第一段同音反复为主,基本没旋律,副歌貌似16小节,实质只有四小节！16小节实际是变化重复结构,这样剩下八小节,前四小节也是变化重复,去掉两小节,前两小节本身还是加花重复,再去一小节,第八小节是半终止,用的同音反复,因此全曲实质的因素共四小节。好几分钟强化灌输四小节简单的五声音阶为主的曲调,不记也记住了！ „Behind popular song has commercial powerful promoter, advances yourself not to think that was being pushed. When it swept across the land time to turn into „ the truth”( to repeat thousand rumors). Does not have the judgment not to have the person of aesthetic ability even to avoid „falling behind” deliberately listening. “流行歌曲背后都有商业这个强大推手,推到你自己都不认为是在被推。当它席卷大地时候就变成“真理”(重复千遍的谎言)了。很多没有判断力没有审美能力的人甚至会避免“落伍”刻意去听。 Although «Does not have Money You To love Me» spreads might be broad, but this is not work that has any artistic value. Also drinks before Sanlu powdered milk has not had an accident many people. ” 虽然《没有钱你会爱我吗》流传可能很广,可这不是个有任何艺术价值的作品。就像三鹿奶粉没出事前也有很多人喝。” „Hears these four songs, are many our these to have the audience of quality, finds it ridiculous, but I feel pitiful, the Huaxia popular music now the rotten custom to without medicine may rescue! Actually I do not want to be a venomous tongue music critic, if asked why I scolded am so earnest, that these people scolded was deepness that because my Aihua summer music loved.” “听到这四首歌,很多我们这些有素质的听众,都只是觉得好笑,但是我觉得可悲,华夏流行音乐现在已经烂俗到无药可救了！其实我也不想做一个毒舌乐评人,如果问我为什么骂这些人骂的这么认真,那是因为我爱华夏音乐爱的深沉。” At this time Hao Yifeng music broadcasting station has 1 million netizens to listen , the character of netizen message page brushed fast, basically was very that difficult anything saw clearly to write, flashed next, majority brushed the approving expression or expresses support for the fresh flower. 这个时候郝艺风的音乐电台已经有一百万的网友在收听了,网友留言页面的字刷的飞快,基本上很难看清写的什么,就闪到了下一条,大部分只是刷了赞的表情或者表示支持的鲜花。 Hao Yifeng swept list following six songs, takes saying that „speaks the truth this following several, I thought that did not need to listen, to listen also to pollute everyone's ear, today's commented the time also almost to finish happily, or requested a song by the audience, our following time, entered request a song the time and emotion vindicating time, how did everyone look?” 郝艺风扫了一眼榜单后面六首歌曲,拿着麦说道“说实话这后面几首,我觉得也没必要在听下去了,在听下去也只是污染大家的耳朵,今天的乐评时间也差不多结束了,要不就由听众点歌,我们接下来的时间,就进入点歌时间和情感表白时间,大家看怎么样？” Hao Yifeng said that sees the message page, is NO that said that requesting Hao Yifeng to scold several songs, Hao Yifeng had a look at 1 million listening to quantities to set the record, considered took up to say „, since everyone also wants to listen to these rotten songs, we had a look at the music of Huaxia to be able rottenly to what degree! We listen to this list first music from the bottom rottenly.” 郝艺风说完看到留言页面,全是说的NO,要求郝艺风在骂几首歌曲,郝艺风看看一百万的收听量创了记录,思虑了一下拿起麦说“既然大家还想听听这些烂歌,我们就看看华夏的音乐到底能烂到什么程度吧！我们去听听这个榜单倒数第一的音乐到底有多烂吧。” Hao Yifeng clicks on the last page directly, the person who the entire GG musician original music list probably more than 1000 pages, 50 songs, upload the original music every pages obviously every day here has many. 郝艺风直接点击最后一页,整个GG音乐人原创音乐榜大概有一千多页,每一页有五十首歌曲,可见每天在这里上传原创音乐的人有多少。 Turns to the last page, the entire page only had 56 songs. 翻到最后一页,整个页面就只剩下五六首歌曲了。 Hao Yifeng first looked at song «Cloudless day», is looking at author JAY ‚ SPoisoN, said with a smile „my English is not good, can that netizen help me translate the name of this foreign friend? Therefore this is the heaven is also perforated, you favor a good Huaxia person, sends the original music in the GG music network, unexpectedly with oneself the English name, really does not know good from bad. To/Clashes this author name, is not first from the bottom, is impossible.” 郝艺风先看了歌名《晴天》,在一看作者JAY‘SPoisoN,笑着说道“我英文不好,那位网友能帮我翻译一下这位外国友人的名字？所以说这也是苍天有眼,你看好好的一个华夏人,在GG音乐网发原创音乐,居然跟自己起个英文名字,真是不知好歹。就冲这作者名字,不是倒数第一,都不可能了。” At this time the netizen message page, spoke English to brush the screen, said that the name of this person should be called „outstanding toxicant.” 这个时候网友留言页面,很多懂英文都在刷屏,说这个人的名字应该叫做“杰的毒药。” Hao Yifeng looks that the frequency curtain cannot help but smiles, „also calculates that this foreigner has to know self-evident, was clear that own music is the toxicant, no wonder no one audition, clarified to tell you are the toxicant, you must listen, what weren't you silly are? Aiyu, I also scolded including myself, then lets everyone together with my final word one time, listens to this cloudless day.” 郝艺风看着频幕不由得笑了笑,“也算这个外国人有自知自明,清楚自己的音乐是毒药,难怪没有人试听的,都摆明告诉你是毒药了,你还要听,你不是傻是什么？哎呦,我连自己也骂了,接下来就让大家一起和我煞笔一次,听听这首晴天。” Hao Yifeng clicked on the audition, then sprang a square, this song audition needs to collect fees five Yuan, whether continues, will continue to deduct five Yuan or the 6 G coin in your account. 郝艺风点击了试听,然后弹出了一个方框,本歌曲试听需要收费五元,请问是否继续,继续将在您的账户里扣除五元人民币或者6G币。 Hao Yifeng takes up saying that „this foreigner should be cheats out of money, a song audition takes five Yuan, song god section Xueyu single bent/tune to download five yuan most newly, this final word audition takes five Yuan, thought money thinks crazily?” 郝艺风拿起麦说道“这外国人应该是个骗钱的吧,一首歌试听就要五元,歌神章学玉的最新单曲下载都才五元钱,这煞笔试听就要五元,是不是想钱想疯了？” Then in the message page a piece condemned that the foreigner is not concerned about face, accusation that cheats out of money. 然后留言页面上一片谴责外国人不要脸,来骗钱的指责。 Hao Yifeng looked at second from the bottom, as before is that JAY ‚ SPoisoN song «Cloudless day», Hao Yifeng cannot help but hehe, takes up McDonald Douglas „the second this foreign friend's from the bottom song, isn't this goods Chinese good? Two song same names take to cheat out of money, I was also drunk.” 郝艺风又看了倒数第二名,依旧是那个JAY‘SPoisoN的歌曲《晴天》,郝艺风不由得呵呵,拿起麦道“倒数第二还是这位外国老兄的歌曲,这货中文不好吧？两首歌同一个名字拿出来骗钱,我也是醉了。” Hao Yifeng swept without a single exception third from the bottom fourth is the song of this foreign name, immediately the interest does not have, recognized that this is only the person who cheats out of money bored, originally also some rookies upload the song, the audition five hair of supposing, many people see five hair are not very expensive/noble, so long as song well, is willing to click on the audition to have a look. Getting down that although not necessarily listens, but many people were also swindled, several months later, casual can also mix several thousand dollars. 郝艺风又扫了一眼倒数第三第四都毫无例外的都是这个外国名字的歌曲,顿时兴趣全无,认定这只是个无聊骗钱的人,原来也有一些新人上传歌曲,设的试听五毛,很多人见五毛也不是很贵,只要歌名起得好,也就愿意点击试听看看。虽然不见得听的下去,但也还是有不少人上当,几个月下来,随便也能混个几千块钱。 The following audience studied intelligently, song that the rookie uploaded, those audition charge, recognized for the swindler, audition charge that this foreign language name supposed not only, but also supposed was five Yuan, it is estimated that hit is butchering several is several ideas. 后面听众们都学聪明了,新人上传的歌曲,凡是试听收费的,都认定为骗子,这个外文名字不光设的试听收费,还设的是五元,估计是打着宰了几个是几个的主意。 Hao Yifeng therefore turned from the bottom p. 2, saw most under song finally is not JAY ‚ the SPoisoN song, clicked on the broadcast, said that „you can insult my ear, but can't insult my intelligence quotient? Five Yuan Elder Brother is not, the final word that but the error money goal is coming like this hugging, we cannot make him make our Huaxia person's one cent, now we listen to this named «Me by Love Prescribing medicine», listens to this song, our going in netizen requests a song the link.” 郝艺风于是翻到了倒数第二页,看到最底下的歌终于不是JAY‘SPoisoN的歌曲,点击了播放,说道“你可以侮辱我的耳朵,但是不能侮辱我的智商是不是？五元哥哥不是出不起,但像这种抱着讹钱目的来的煞笔,我们坚决不能让他赚走我们华夏人的一分钱,现在我们听听这首名叫《我被爱情下了药》,听完这首歌,我们就进去网友点歌环节吧。” This «I by Love Prescribing medicine» make Hao Yifeng review desire not have, put was less than four, Hao Yifeng adjusted sound „ this song, I simply have not scolded its desire, 这首《我被爱情下了药》让郝艺风点评欲望都没有,才放了不到四句,郝艺风就调下了声音“这首歌曲,我根本没有骂它的欲望, The singers sang was not good even if, written was not good still even, records is not good, I who also recorded cannot endure simply, listening to four me not to know that he is singing anything, this was weak the song that and manufactured in a rough way, renovated my lower limit again, naturally was sincerer than front that cheating out of money foreigner. I did not play this song, was listening to me to suspect me to be able the neurasthenia. Now I pull out four a moment ago in the netizen who the message page has left a message, I pulled out, reported the news to you, you returned to my you need the selection and broadcast the song, the words that as well as you want to speak, vindicated with the female student, vindicated with the base friend, vindicated with me even! My precious flower had Lord! Then asked everyone to wait a bit the moment, we pulled out the lucky audience. ” 歌手唱的不好也就算了,写的不好也就算了,录还录的不好,我简直不能忍啊,听了四句我不知道他在唱些什么,这一首非常幼稚而又粗制滥造的歌曲,再一次刷新了我下限,当然比前面那个骗钱的外国佬还是诚恳一些。我也不把这首歌放完了,在听下去我怀疑我会神经衰弱。现在我就抽四名刚才在留言页面留过言的网友,我抽到了,就发消息给你,你回给我你需要点播的歌曲,以及你想说的话,跟女生表白也可以,跟基友表白也可以,跟我表白的就算了啊！我名花有主了啊！那么请大家稍等片刻,我们抽一下幸运观众。” First is to call the netizen of little guy, second the netizen who is to call the wind blows the skirt, third the friend who is to call the dream flies upwards, fourth is to call the friend of lonely beautiful woman, asking these four friends to think immediately under wanted the selection and broadcast the song, with words that wants to speak, I contact with you now. 第一位是叫小萝卜头的网友,第二位是叫风吹裙角的网友,第三位是叫梦飞扬的朋友,第四位是叫孤独倾城的朋友,请这四位朋友马上想下自己要点播的歌曲,和想说的话,我现在与你们联系。
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