MLSIAI :: Volume #2

#107: The music broadcasting station of venomous tongue music critic

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journey Xiaoyu lives in Wangfujing Hilton, the hotel is situated in Beijing famous lively downtown area Wangfujing Avenue, the shopping center near numerous scenic sites, occupies completely the excellent position of the urban commercial and cultural center. The walk may reach Forbidden City, adds peaceful gate square and other Huaxia famous attractions. 程晓羽就住在王府井希尔顿,酒店地处北京闻名遐迩的繁华闹市区王府井大街,毗邻众多旅游景点及购物中心,占尽城市商业及文化中心的绝佳位置。步行可达紫禁城,添安门广场等华夏著名景点。 journey Xiaoyu stands before the landing floating window of hotel, being filled with emotion time, suddenly received the telephone that a number that does not have the preservation dials, journey Xiaoyu pressed answering to say sound „fed.” 程晓羽站在酒店的落地飘窗前,感慨万千的时候,突然接到了一个没有保存的号码拨过来的电话,程晓羽按了接听道了声“喂。” That side hears not a familiar female voice, belt/bring baby sound „hello, is journey Xiao the feather?” 那边传来一个不熟悉的女声,带点娃娃音“您好,是程晓羽吗？” Under journey Xiaoyu the heart has doubts to say „, your which?” 程晓羽心下疑惑说道“是的,您哪位？” That side as if hesitated, belt/bring anxious saying „I am Sun Jingyao, today at airport, thank you?” 那边似乎犹豫了一下,带点紧张的说道“我是孙静遥,今天在机场,谢谢您了？” journey Xiaoyu thinks when Sun Jingyao turns around that indifferent face, some are at heart uncomfortable, the language air cooled getting down „” did ask „has the matter?” 程晓羽想到孙静遥转身时的那张冷漠的脸,心里也有些不舒服,语气冷了下来“哦”了一声问道“有事情吗？” Sun Jingyao also understood journey Xiaoyu the barrier, a little awkward continues to say „to express gratitude, can ask you to eat meal?” 孙静遥也听懂了程晓羽的隔阂,有点尴尬的继续说道“为了表示感谢,能不能请您吃个饭？” Although journey Xiaoyu thought that Sun Jingyao the semblance is impeccable, before changing into passes through him, naturally is brazen-faced and shameless must have relations, looked that can have anything, but periphery the beautiful woman are many now, instead had the immunity to the appearance pretty girl, naturally refuses „not to use to the invitation that the grandson static remote such sincerity is insufficient immediately, I handle the matter that each citizen should handle. Today if photographed surreptitiously is not you, I can also come up to prevent. Therefore you do not need to thank me.” 虽然程晓羽觉得孙静遥的外表无可挑剔,换成穿越前的他,自然是死皮赖脸都要扯上点关系,看有没有可能发生点什么,但如今周围美女多了,反而对容貌漂亮的女孩子有了免疫力,对孙静遥这样诚意不足的邀请自然是马上拒绝“不用了,我只是做了每个公民应该做的事情。今天假如被偷拍的不是你,我也会上去阻止的。所以您不用感谢我。” Telephone that silent, journey Xiaoyu cannot bear and makes noise „is all right, I first hung.” 电话那头沉默了下来,程晓羽忍不住又出了声“没什么事,我就先挂了。” „No, if I must sue that photographing surreptitiously, you can help me testify?” Sun Jingyao the hurrying anxious sound spoke. “别,假如我要起诉那个偷拍者,您能帮我出庭作证吗？”孙静遥赶紧急声说到。 journey Xiaoyu thinks under said „, if holds court in Beijing, I not necessarily have the time. I can only say that looks at the situation, I come as far as possible.” 程晓羽想了下说“如果是在北京开庭的话,我不见得有时间。我只能说看情况吧,我尽量来。” Sun Jingyao really cannot request more, said sound „that thank you, I contact with you again.” 孙静遥实在也不能要求更多,说了声“那谢谢你了,我再与您联系。” journey Xiaoyu has not said says goodbye, made the telephone call, to bringing the colored spectacles is looking at the person of person, is long in attractively, he is not willing to have excessively happening together. 程晓羽也没有说再见,就挂了电话,对带着有色眼镜看人的人,长得在漂亮,他也不愿意有过多交集。 journey Xiaoyu when telephones with Sun Jingyao, actually does not know that this time GG music network has blasted out the pot. 程晓羽在和孙静遥通电话的时候,却不知道此时的GG音乐网已经炸开了锅。 Hao Yifeng is a GG music online quite famous venomous tongue music critic, every 8 : 00 pm, will manage a file name to call the hot concert in the GG music Internet radio, probably two hours of music programs. 郝艺风是GG音乐网上的一名颇有名气的毒舌乐评人,每周六晚上八点,会在GG音乐网络电台主持一档名叫麻辣音乐会,大概两个小时的音乐节目。 As for the program content looked that his mood decides, generally the audience are listen to him to curse at people, he once scolded is the saliva song that unscrupulously big star Ding Xiaoxiao sang, the speed that the left recording forgot spreading the speed was faster. 至于节目内容看他心情而定,一般听众都是来听他骂人的,他曾经肆无忌惮的骂大明星丁潇潇唱的全是口水歌,出的唱片遗忘的速度比流传速度更快。 Hao Yifeng said in own music program, the people of any slightly some music general knowledge will see, Ding Xiaoxiao most popular songs are almost the brainwashing to Divine Comedy, generally vice- song part „312632126” „312253711” the relapse melody is joined to super popular, and ryhme lyrics, range narrow no fluctuating difficulty, making Ordinary people sing to be able the singlish saliva song. 郝艺风在自己的音乐节目里说,任何稍有音乐常识的人都会看出,丁潇潇大部分热门歌曲几乎都是洗脑向的神曲,一般副歌部分“312632126”“312253711”的反复旋律配上超级通俗且压韵的歌词,音域之窄没任何起伏难度,让普罗大众唱起来都可以朗朗上口的口水歌曲。 Why said that Ding Xiaoxiao this music is the shame? Because under this strong attack, is very continuously easy to make the audience present the ear insect effect( some fragments of songs or other musical works cannot help but present in brain again and again and not by brain control). Regardless of you do not appreciate this retarded lyrics, but the body is honest will follow to swing. 为什么说丁潇潇这种音乐是耻辱？因为在这种连续强打击下,很容易让听众出现耳虫效应(歌曲或其他音乐作品的某个片段不由自主得在脑子里反复出现并且不受大脑控制)。无论你多么不欣赏这弱智的歌词,可身体还是诚实的会跟着摇摆。 First time song that listens to Ding Xiaoxiao, my Hao Yifeng only felt: This mother is nursery song 300...... second listening: Any J8 thing!!! The third time: Can this type of thing also the fire?! Un I listen for the fourth time, being able not help follows to swing! My Hao Yifeng was really bi the dog! Many years of clear reputation is destroyed in a moment!!!! 第一次听丁潇潇的歌,我郝艺风只觉得:这尼玛是儿歌三百首吧……第二次听:啥J8玩意！！！第三次:这种东西也能火起来？！嗯第四次我听的时候,情不自禁的跟着摇摆起来！我郝艺风真是哔了狗啊！多年清誉毁于一旦啊！！！！ This trash music, changes my Hao Yifeng to come, to sing my slow a half year one time, this Ding Xiaoxiao I must admire his tolerance. This music is popular in Huaxia, is really the greatest tragedy, however unfortunately he also hot does not want. 这种垃圾音乐,换我郝艺风来,唱一次我都缓个半年,这丁潇潇我也得佩服他的忍耐力。这种音乐在华夏流行,真是莫大的悲剧,然而不幸的是他还火的不要不要的。 Whenever I linger in the square in motherland, can hear this familiar music to resound in my ear, along with aunts magnificent dancer's posture. 每当我流连在华夏大地的广场上,就能听见这熟悉的音乐在我耳边响起,伴随着大妈们华丽的舞姿。 Is adding secure gate, in Red Square, in Times Square, has aunt's place to have Ding Xiaoxiao, has the square dance! Strong! My Huaxia! Strong! My Ding Xiaoxiao. 在添安门,在红场,在时代广场,有大妈的地方就有丁潇潇,就有广场舞！壮哉！我大华夏！壮哉！我丁潇潇。 This segment Le comment lets Hao Yifeng by being a mass of cuts and bruises that Ding Xiaoxiao fan spurts, but also makes many repugnant Ding Xiaoxiao people feeling admiring. 这段乐评让郝艺风被丁潇潇的歌迷喷的体无完肤,但也让很多讨厌丁潇潇的人大感钦佩。 The hot concert that later he presides over scolded becomes famous, was for a long time in the GG music broadcasting station, tall Ju listened to the list first place. The style that he writes freely receives the esteems of some Internet users very much, every Saturday eight points have large numbers of Internet users to arrive at his live broadcast channel to listen to him to curse at people. 之后他主持的麻辣音乐会一骂成名,更是长期在GG音乐电台,高居收听榜榜首。他嬉笑怒骂的风格很受一些网民的推崇,每周六的八点都有大批的网民来到他的直播频道听他骂人。 Today's Hao Yifeng aims is not these big stars, but takes own GG music network musician original ranking open fire. 今天的郝艺风对准的不是那些大明星,而是拿自家的GG音乐网音乐人原创排行榜开炮。 The musician original music list of GG music network, it can be said that does not have the gold content extremely, the list of does not have any too many value, is most specialized singer not shames places, here also has the well-known singer, but the quantity is extremely scarce, but half that the singer who even if these can sign with the big company, still mixes at present red is not black, no can call on top. GG音乐网的音乐人原创音乐榜,可以说是极其不具备含金量,没有什么太多价值的榜单,是大多数专业歌手不耻的地方,这里也不是没有出过知名的歌手,但数量极其稀少,而那些就算能和大公司签约的歌手,目前也都混的半红不黑的,没有一个能称的上顶级。 Since Hao Yifeng has also listened from journey Xiaoyu that «Falls in love with My Crime» today starts to scold. 郝艺风今天正是从程晓羽也听过的那首《爱上我的罪》开始骂起。 He is sitting in front of the computer at this moment, bringing the earphone to take the wheat, looks that listens to the population to rise to more than 600,000, this lets vigorously, the pain of sputtering he is scolds approves these original songs. 他此刻正坐在电脑前面,带着耳机拿着麦,看着收听人数升到六十几万,这让他更是骂的起劲,口沫横飞的痛批这些原创歌曲。 „General audience, you listened to my broadcasting station very much unfortunately, now I have to say the sound to be sorry to you, ** your ears, these «Fell in love with My Crime», my grass, I am only listening to the name, thought that should the author should eat excrement, can sing such smelly music. Perhaps I misunderstood him, should incessantly.” “广大听众,很不幸你们收听了我的电台啊,现在我不得不跟你们说声抱歉,**了你们的耳朵,这一首《爱上我的罪》,我艹,我光听着名字,就觉得应该作者应该吃了一口屎,才能唱出这么臭的音乐。或许我误会他了,应该不止一口。” Hao Yifeng said vigorously, nearby netizen captions are to also brush fast, is the expression that the excrement and spits. 郝艺风说的起劲,旁边的网友字幕也是刷的飞快,全是屎和吐的表情。 Hao Yifeng continues saying that „I cannot see any musicality, artistry and narrative in this song, only then not gets sick **, I was really bi the dog, heard this song high / tide, I thought that said this was ** praises him, the author wants to appear before me now, I ensure I did not truncate you.” 郝艺风继续说道“我在这首歌里看不到任何音乐性、艺术性、故事性,就只有无病**,我真是哔了狗了,听到这首歌的高/潮,我觉得说这是**真是夸奖他了,作者要现在出现在我面前,我保证我不削死你。” „The present network song tends to „ three customs”. For example «Falls in love with My Crime» looked that the lyrics as if rebuke oneself, the jubilation of but singing, for fear that others did not know „that night, you have not rejected me”, said that the straightforward point was I made the artillery. Network song as a new entertainment form, in major music website long-term slaughter lists. Becoming a hit like this specific name unknown network singer one night, the lyrics of incomprehensible nonsense spread in the streets and lanes. Fully explained in Huaxia, the entertainment is higher than the art, entertainment „saliva song” is also higher than the song. Few of more and more listening to music, many of more and more singing. The present popular music, has degenerated popularly vulgarly. ” “现在的网络歌曲更趋于“三俗”。比如《爱上我的罪》看歌词似乎自责,但唱的兴高采烈,生怕别人不知道“那一夜,你没有拒绝我”嗯,说直白点就是和我约了炮。网络歌曲作为一种新型的娱乐形式,在各大音乐网站长期屠榜。像这种名不见经传的网络歌手一夜爆红,狗屁不通的歌词流传于街头巷尾。充分说明了在华夏,娱乐高于艺术,娱乐的“口水歌”也高于歌曲本身。听歌的越来越少,唱歌的越来越多。时下的流行音乐,通俗已经堕落成了低俗。” „Had a look under this to leave a message saying that final words of pleasant to hear, I was also convinced, was the person who these elementary schools have not graduated, pushed down the collective intelligence quotient of our Huaxia person. Huaxia most audience music accomplishment too , the definition of saliva song does not know. This cannot blame them, must blame to blame the music education level of China, the defect of innovative music talent, the defect of music arranger.” Hao Yifeng said sincerely, sees the netizen message page layout fast brushed to praise of thumb. “看看这底下留言说好听的煞笔们,我也是服气,就是这些小学没毕业的人,拉低了我们华夏人的集体智商。华夏大多数的听众音乐素养太底下,连口水歌的定义都不知道。这也不能怪他们,要怪就怪中国的音乐教育水平,还有有创意的音乐人才的缺失,编曲家的缺失。”郝艺风语重心长的说完,就看见网友留言版面飞快的刷起了大拇指的赞。 Hao Yifeng switches off this «Falls in love with My Crime», opens GG musician original song «Closing one's eyes» ranked the second, „then invited everyone and I appreciates this named «Closing one's eyes» song together, hoping me under and others not to ask her to shut up.” 郝艺风关掉这首《爱上我的罪》,打开GG音乐人原创排名第二的歌曲《闭眼》,“接着请大家和我一起来欣赏这首名叫《闭眼》的歌曲,但愿我等下不会叫她闭嘴。” This is the song that a female student sang, Hao Yifeng just started not to make noise, has heard the vice- song, the music intonation slightly said that „this song strove to excel compared with above that at least I can suppress am hearing the vice- song, naturally to a great extent was because I have selected the main page of this singer, un, the miss well, sound also sweet soft, but I thought that under these left a message to say the too person of pleasant to hear, to deceive artillery! I said that just words, you brush under in the multi- fresh flowers and pleasant to hear, could not have changed the destiny that this miss slept with others, had the strength to listen to some not to know that the so-called saliva song, might as well go to study study the primary language, how had a look at our ancestors is the wording and phrasing.” 这是一个女生唱的歌,郝艺风刚开始没有出声,一直听到副歌,把音乐声调小说道“这歌比上面那首要强,起码我能强忍着听到副歌,当然很大程度是因为我已经点进了这个歌手的主页,嗯,姑娘长得还是不错,声音也甜软,但我觉得那些底下留言说太好听的人,是为了骗炮！我说句公道话,你们在底下刷在多鲜花和好听,已经改变不了这姑娘陪别人上床的命运,有力气听着些不知所谓的口水歌,不如去学学小学语文,看看我们的老祖宗是怎么遣词造句的。” „You kiss my time, I must close one's eyes, like this I will feel quite romantic. You leave, I must close one's eyes, this will not embarrass the tears. I was really bi the dog, can this also call the lyrics? Who kisses is opening the eye? Just met to kiss leaves, artillery of approximately reaching an agreement? This song melody did not say that this lyrics is a tragedy! My big Heavenly Dynasty is really what people dares to write the song! Simply is the shame of nationality, the shame of Huaxia. I urged to devote to stepping onto the young people of music path generally, first enhanced own cultural education, the music level, in wrote words to compose. This little miss is also very cute, I did not scold others was too miserable. Ok, if this miss you heard my good intentions, wants to make the artillery! Remembers that leaves a message with me.” “你吻我的时候,我要闭眼,这样我会感觉比较浪漫。你离开的时候,我要闭眼,这样不会让眼泪难堪。我真是哔了狗了,这也能叫歌词？谁接吻是睁着眼睛的？刚接完吻就离开,说好的约炮呢？这歌曲旋律就不说了,这歌词就是个悲剧啊！我大天朝真是什么人都敢写歌啊！简直是民族之耻,华夏之耻。我劝劝广大有志于走上音乐道路的年轻人,先提高自己的文化修养,音乐水平,在来作词作曲。这小姑娘也挺可爱的,我还是不把人家骂的太惨了。好了,如果这位姑娘你听到了我善意,想约炮的话！记得跟我留言。” Then message pan full screen brushed „not to make! The uncle we do not make!” What are more is GIF moves the chart, the picture of little miss fan slap in the face. 接着留言板面满屏的刷起了“不约！叔叔我们不约！”更多的是GIF动图,小姑娘扇耳光的图片。 Hao Yifeng hehe said with a smile „your netizens is shameful good, as the saying goes rather tore down three temples, did not destroy a marriage. My excellent marriage affinity by your not good fans pushing down cliff.” 郝艺风呵呵一笑道“你们这些网友就是见不得人好,俗话说宁拆三座庙,不毁一桩婚。我的大好姻缘就被你们这些无良粉丝给推下了悬崖。” The message page layout then cooker, everyone brushed, husband grass I. Husband, food in pot, I on bed. Husband, no rush, you have me. 留言版面这下炸锅了,所有人都刷起了,老公艹我。老公,饭在锅里,我在床上。老公,别急,你还有我。 The person who Hao Yifeng channel listens to are many, naturally also because of others , although venomous tongue, but interacts the pleasure to come up in great numbers and from all sides with his own fan very much, moreover he has not feared from black, not only the black person does not keep the ample force, black also go all out, therefore his fans, regardless of the men and women like shouting his husband. 郝艺风的频道听的人多,自然也是因为他人虽然毒舌,但是和他自己粉丝互动还是很乐趣横生的,而且他还不怕自黑,不仅黑人不留余力,黑自己也是十分卖力,所以他的粉丝,不论男女都喜欢喊他老公。 Hao Yifeng also becomes accustomed to such scene, said that „we continue the appreciation next song ! Saw that this name made me be drunk, «Why we came to see song You ranked third To probably Hurt One together To love Your Person».” 郝艺风对这样的场景也是习以为常,说道“我们继续欣赏下一首歌曲,啊！看到这个名字就让我醉了,我们一起来看看排名第三的歌曲《为什么你要伤害一个爱你的人》。” ( Thanks twittering ~ ~ enjoys with hitting of night wooden wind!! Sits from 9 : 00 am to evening's 10 o'clock, the continual symbol 13 hours, completed fourth even/including Geng finally, thank everyone to leave a message again to encourage me. I will refuel!) (谢谢呢喃~~和夜木风的打赏！！从早上 9 点坐到晚上十点钟,连续码字十三个小时,终于完成了四连更,再次谢谢大家能留言鼓励我。我会加油的！)
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