MIG :: Volume #10

#966: The eighth nightmare comedian


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Yao Shihua seems like Yao Yuan paternal aunt in the reality, she knows that the Yao Yuan final fate joined the death group to chat, was misled by the butterfly, becomes a killer. 姚诗华在现实里好像是姚远的姑姑,她知道姚远最后的下场是加入了死亡群聊,被蝴蝶蛊惑,成为了一个杀人魔。 Perhaps in the middle of the shrine of dream, many nightmares is the experiences of three big crime members, a white paper was smudged by the blood, finally turned into the desperate fragment. 也许在梦的神龛当中,有许多噩梦都是三大犯罪成员的经历,一张白纸被鲜血涂抹,最终变成了绝望的碎片。 They are the dream manufacture some goods the material, the dream has not actually treated as people to regard them. 他们都是梦制作某件物品的材料,梦其实从来没有把他们当做人来看待过。 Yao Yuan nightmare is torn to pieces, the life that he twists turned into a quick black and white fragment finally. 姚远的噩梦支离破碎,他扭曲的一生最后化成了一快黑白碎片。 This fragment the cleaner is slightly bigger, contained desperate is also deeper. Han Fei picks up it, that fragments and all dream marks vanish in his palm completely. 这碎片要比清洁工的稍大一些,蕴藏的绝望也更深。韩非将其捡起,那碎片和所有的梦痕全部消失在他的掌心。 The darkness covered all, Han Fei successfully leads all players to go through customs the seventh nightmare, the surrounding form disappears does not see, after several seconds, Han Fei does not detect suddenly right 黑暗笼罩了一切,韩非成功带领所有玩家通关第七层噩梦,周围的身影一个个消失不见,几秒之后,韩非忽然发觉不对劲 Before the entry nightmare, waited for the dreamland to dissipate, opens the eye to return to the Lord city hospital again directly. But after this all players return, Han Fei was covered as before dark! 之前通关噩梦,等梦境消散,再睁开眼睛就会直接回到主城区医院。但这次所有玩家都回归之后,韩非依旧被黑暗笼罩! He saw a distortion abnormal world indistinctly, all kinds of nightmares seem the black air bubble to crowd in the same place. 他隐约看见了一个扭曲变态的世界,各种各样的噩梦好像黑色的气泡般拥挤在一起。 After the moment, the bubble brokens, the fearful nightmare crawls from inside, plunges Han Fei. 片刻后,一个一个气泡破碎,可怕的梦魇从里面爬出,扑向韩非 " Is because I trigger the ghost mark in the nightmare, relied on other Spiritual God strengths? Because I did use went beyond the ability that the nightmare permitted? " 「是因为我在噩梦当中触发鬼纹,借助了其他神灵的力量?还是因为我使用了超过噩梦允许的能力?」 The nightmare has not expelled this distortion Han Fei the world, instead is the preparation drags to entrain some place it. 噩梦并未将韩非赶出这扭曲的世界,反而是准备将其拖拽进某个地方。 The big piece butterfly trace wants to appear on Han Fei, the ghost mark that but laughs wildly is very overbearing, does not allow anything to approach, tears into shreds the butterfly trace crazily. 大片蝴蝶纹路想要在韩非身上出现,但狂笑的鬼纹无比霸道,根本不允许任何东西靠近,疯狂撕碎蝴蝶纹路。 The Han Fei surrounding darkness was scattered, the familiar gray fog reappears, Han Fei of whole body blood sex maniac mark wears bloody clothes probably. In the middle of his standing hospital, surroundings these players looked dull. 韩非周围的黑暗被驱散,熟悉的灰雾重新出现,满身血色鬼纹的韩非好像穿着一件血淋淋的衣服。他站立医院当中,周围那些玩家都看呆了。 Everyone wants to express gratitude, but no one has thought that the gray fog suddenly started to surge at this time, an inexpressible strength held Han Fei stubbornly. 大家想要过来表示感谢,可谁也没想到的是,灰雾突然在这时开始涌动,一股不可言说的力量死死抓住了韩非 " In nightmare these nightmares are only the first step 「噩梦里那些梦魇只是第一步 The opposite party speed is fast, Han Fei revolts radically without enough time, that strength thrust in the middle of it the left corridor forcefully. 对方速度非常快,韩非根本来不及反抗,那股力量就将其强行推入了左边的楼道当中。 By the gray fog package, that distortion abnormal world was resurfaced in Han Fei again at present. 重新被灰雾包裹,那个扭曲变态的世界再次出现在韩非的眼前。 More air bubbles start to disrupt, the innumerable nightmares seemed the black tide to submerge Han Fei, sneaked in his consciousness deep place. 更多的气泡开始碎裂,无数梦魇好像黑色潮水将韩非淹没,钻进了他的意识深处。 Is the nightmare that " about two corridors must experience different? These nightmares are gobbling up my memory! Their wish makes me forget certain things! " 「左右两条楼道要经历的噩梦不同?这些梦魇在吞吃我的记忆!它们想要让我忘掉某些东西!」 The indescribable pain spreads over the whole body, Han Fei in the consciousness fuzzy situation, entered the eighth nightmare. 无法形容的痛苦传遍全身,韩非在意识模糊的情况下,进入了第八层噩梦。 " My name was Zhangbei one, graduated from the Xinhu film and television university, these two were my roommate, what we brought for everyone writes and directs the reason that the Situation comedy that went on living, this work basis 「我叫张北一,毕业于新沪影视大学,这两位是我的室友,我们为大家带来的是自编自导的情景喜剧活下去的理由,这个作品根据 " Ok, ok, hurried to start! 「好了,好了,赶紧开始吧! In the crude stage is standing three young people, they put on simply, even can say somewhat rustically, is nervous. 简陋的舞台上站着三个年轻人,他们穿着朴素,甚至可以说有些土气,表情紧张局促。 Under the stage sits several adults, fashionable that very they dress up, the expression is extremely impatient, is urging unceasingly. 舞台下坐着几位成年人,他们打扮的很是时尚,表情极不耐烦,不断的催促着。 Without the light, without the sound effect, does not have any item, three young people started the funny performance. 没有灯光,没有音效,没有任何道具,三位年轻人开始了滑稽的表演。 What Zhangbei develops is young people who prepares to commit suicide, the bedroom eldest child plays the landlord who advises against, the bedroom third child plays the parrot that Zhangbei raises. 张北一演的是一个准备自杀的年轻人,寝室里的老大饰演劝阻的房东,寝室里的老三饰演张北一养的鹦鹉。 Because Zhangbei dies the room charge that the landlord could not receive to fall behind, the rented room will also turn into the ominous dwelling, therefore the landlord lets a Zhangbei dead distant point on wish, but this instigates the suicide probably, finally the timid landlord and Zhangbei one had various funny matter on the road of courting death. 因为张北一死了房东就收不到拖欠的房费,出租屋也会变成凶宅,所以房东就想要让张北一死远点,可这又好像是教唆自杀,最终胆小的房东和张北一在找死的路上发生了各种各样搞笑的事情。 The subject of scene play was to discuss the death, but three young people actually displayed with a relaxed way, humorous funny, making one laugh, eventually Zhangbei one also gave up the suicide. 情景剧的主题是讨论死亡,但三个年轻人却用一种轻松的方式表现了出来,幽默滑稽,让人发笑,最终张北一也放弃了自杀。 Three young people basic skills are very solid, is only some aspect insufficient natures, has the trace of performance, is not very agile, but generally speaking among contemporaries who the burden flings already 三个年轻人基本功很扎实,只是有些方面不够自然,存在表演的痕迹,包袱甩的也不够利索,不过总的来说在同龄人当中已 After belonging very outstandingly. 经属于很优秀的了。 Performs completely, very three people of tired being sweating profusely, they anticipate looks to several teachers under stage. 全部表演完毕,三人累的满头大汗,他们十分期待的看向台下的几位老师。 " Developed good, the work is also quite complete, but very big progressive space. Your strength has, but also bad shooting. " Several teachers short exchanged several: " Goes back and other notices. 「演的不错,作品也比较完整,但还有很大的进步空间。你们实力是有的,不过还差临门一脚。「几位老师短短交流了几句:「回去等通知吧。 " Teacher, we have attempted to be inferior many, can give us an opportunity. " Zhangbei pleaded: " Entire competition 28, we did not ask what position, wants to beam with joy. 「老师,我们已经尝试了很多次了,能不能给我们一个机会。「张北一恳求道:「整个比赛二十八场,我们不求什么名次,就想露个脸。 " You know how much money television station one minute does want? " The teacher under stage smiles: " Goes back and other notices, you are very potential. 「你知道电视台一分钟要多少钱吗?「台下的老师笑了笑:「回去等通知吧,你们还是很有潜力的。 " But " 「可是」 " Goes back and other notices, do not let me repeat again. The speed that " teacher turns hostile is a little fast: " Next group. " 「回去等通知,别再让我重复。「老师变脸的速度有点快:「下一组。」 The door was shoved open, the new group of actors walked, pushed the stage Zhangbei them. 房门被推开,新一组演员走了进来,将张北一他们挤下了舞台。 " Is unfair to the teacher, was I took the liberty, sorry. " Zhangbei dynasty several teachers bend over, that side no one acknowledged him, three young people were led by the staff. 「对不起老师,是我冒昧了,对不起。」张北一朝几位老师弯腰低头,那边却没人答理他,三位年轻人被工作人员带了出去。 Goes out of " interview " very unwillingly movie studio, Zhangbei one got hold of the fist: " Isn't shooting, insufficient in the suggestion money? If we have the film and television company to help operate, but also needs to participate in his broken to move, strives in the opportunity in front of the director beaming with joy? " 走出「面试「摄影棚,张北一很是不甘的握紧了拳头:「临门一脚,不就是在暗示钱不够吗?如果我们有影视公司帮忙运作,还需要参加他这破活动,争取在导演面前露脸的机会?」 " A year, flag holder, when the substitute person, submissive asks others for help everywhere, bringing the work to attend various comedy competitions, our three now funniest is we, we are three jokes. " Bedroom eldest child wiped on the face to play the role of the ugly makeup to accommodate: " Did meet you two also to do day to tie? " 「一年了,跑龙套、当替身、低声下气到处求人,带着作品参加各种喜剧比赛,我们三个现在最搞笑的就是我们自己,我们自己就是三个笑话。「寝室老大擦去了脸上扮丑的妆容:「等会你们两个还要去做日结吗?」 " Otherwise? " Zhangbei put out the worn-out cell phone to look under the balance: " The work of previous that night shift security is good, although 12 hours are quite long, but no one manages in the evening, we can rehearse secretly. Does the third child, you feel? ‚ 「不然呢?「张北一拿出破旧的手机看了下余额:「上次那个夜班保安的工作挺好的,虽说十二个小时比较长,但晚上没人管,我们可以偷偷排练。老三,你觉得呢?‘ " We are the actors, does the university graduate to work as the security? If we had known this, why I must squander parents' money to come Xinhu to attend this broken university! " Eldest child is somewhat excited, his voice increases slowly. " What matter was old you to come across? Performed a moment ago time you somewhat were also absent-minded, the lines read mistakenly one. " Zhangbei is very keen, he builds the hand on eldest child's shoulder. 「我们是演员,大学毕业就是为了当保安吗?早知道这样,我为什么还要花光父母的钱来新沪读这个破大学!「老大的情绪有些激动,他声音慢慢变大。「老你是不是遇到什么事情了?刚才表演的时候你也有些心不在焉,台词念错了一句。「张北很敏锐,他把手搭在老大的肩膀上。 " We this month and did day to tie except for flag holder, earnest has performed five, two were we brazenly the theater that went to the small theater to ask, the response was very ordinary ; Remaining three are to participate in competition, by person, when the monkey plays, runs together, what significance does this life have? " Eldest child turns around to look at Zhangbei one: " Do you really want to continue like this? " " Opportunity association/will leaves person who is prepared, since wants to pursue the dream, that must pay surely. " Zhangbei one does not prepare to give up: " I must change your terminology, is not you, but is we. " 「我们这个月除了跑龙套和干日结,正儿八经就表演过五场,两场是我们厚着脸皮去小剧院求的剧场,反应很一般;剩下三场是参加选秀活动,被人当猴子玩,一路陪跑,这生活到底有什么意义?「老大转身看着张北一:「你们真的要这样继续下去吗?「「机会总会留给有准备的人,既然想追逐梦想,那必定要付出很多。「张北一并不准备放弃:「还有我要更改你的用语,不是你们,而是我们。」 Beckons with the hand, the eldest child puts out the cell phone, above has the relative to transmit to him the pictures and several voices. 摆了摆手,老大拿出手机,上面有亲戚发送给他照片和几段语音。 He the fathers in rural area fell the waist, because was worried that can affect him to work, in the family/home had not said to him, but afterward when inspection waist, checked other sickness. 他在农村的父亲摔到了腰,因为担心会影响他工作,家里一直没给他说,但后来在检查腰的时候,又查出来了其他的病。 " I cannot accompany you to continue to deliberately create trouble. " 「我不能陪你们继续胡闹了。」 " Eldest child, all our efforts and can payouts, how with deliberately creating trouble to describe? This year time, how many pain we have had, yourself also clear, are these deliberately create trouble in your eyes? " Zhangbei held eldest child's shoulder. 「老大,我们所有的努力和付出,怎么能用胡闹来形容?这一年的时间,我们吃过多少苦,你自己心里也清楚,难道这些在你眼里就都是胡闹吗?「张北一抓住了老大的肩膀。 " I do not want to quarrel with you. " Eldest child avoided a Zhangbei vision: " I recognized, the poor person does not match to do to burn money the occupation, poor person with doing occupation that only then these poor people make. " 「我不想跟你吵。「老大避开了张北一的目光:「我认了,穷人不配做烧钱的职业,穷人配做的只有那些穷人做的职业。」 " Weren't you actor? " 「你不当演员了?「 Making money that " , I later can go all out. To be honest I really do not love money, but I do not think that in the future my child will be like me, to live the thing that gives up itself liking. " Eldest child wiped all makeups on face to accommodate, gave the third child three people of public eyebrow pencils and rented room key stoppers: " Perhaps to you were not deliberately created trouble over the past year, but to me. " 「不了,我以后会拼了命的挣钱。说实话我真不爱钱,但我不想未来我的孩子会跟我一样,为了生活放弃自己喜欢的东西。「老大擦去了脸上的所有妆容,把三人公用的眉笔和出租屋钥匙塞给了老三:「或许对你们来说过去的一年不算胡闹,但对我来说是的。」 " Do you want to walk today? " 「你今天就要走吗?」 " That considered my farewell performance a moment ago, at least there has a stage, under the stage also has several audience. " The eldest child seems like feared oneself hesitate, walked quick, every step 「刚才那场就当是我的告别演出吧,至少那里有个舞台,台下也有几个观众。」老大似乎是怕自己犹豫,走的很快,每一步都 Quick. 很快。 Zhangbei one and third child sees the eldest child silently, no one has to stop, has not said anything again, they know the eldest child said also right. 张北一和老三默默看着老大,谁也没有去阻拦,也没有再说什么,他们知道老大说的也没错。 " The information on eldest child cell phone, the transmission date two days ago, he knew this matter two days ago, but the choice helped us develop the final field, he should also want to try finally. " After going out of the university, Zhangbei learned the lots, how for example is unwilling can? The effort is only the most basic matter. 「老大手机上的信息,发送日期是在两天前,他在两天前就知道了这个事情,但还是选择帮我们演完了最后场,他应该也想要最后试一试。「走出了大学之后,张北一学到了很多东西,比如不甘心又能如何?努力只是最基本的一件事罢了。 " Stupidly be not standing, should go to work! " Zhangbei patted a third child, he always very optimistic, has probably nothing to beat him: " To us, begins a performance last, certainly being stewed to the gills one is more meaningful. " 「别傻站着了,该上班了!「张北一拍了一下老三,他总是非常的乐观,好像没有什么能够击垮他:「对我们来说,一起演最后一场,肯定要比大醉一场更有意义。」 Two young people run interview " building, rode the bicycle to rush to a large venue before the darkness. 两个年轻人跑出面试「大楼,骑自行车在天黑前赶到了一个大型会场。 After finding the contact person, they replace the security uniform/subdue immediately, hung up the work tickets printed with number of workpoints of staff. 找到联系人后,他俩立刻去更换了保安制服,挂上了工作人员的工牌。 Because two people appearance also calculates, is also quite tall, therefore they were arranged in the entrance. 因为两人长相还算可以,个子也比较高,所以他们被安排在了门口。 " I have thought grows most leads is I slightly not insignificant merit. " Zhangbei is reorganizing own security uniform/subdue, why no matter he recognizes hero very much, always whole-heartedly: " The third child, you could rest assured that later both of us can definitely succeed. Really is not good, we look for a female producer, the stone cut the knife-shaped copper coin, the lost that person regards himself the gift. Ha, you don't with that look that looks at the trash looks at me! I was saying plays! 「我一直认为长得帅是我最微不不足道的优点。「张北一整理着自己的保安制服,他不管干什么都很认雄,总是全力以赴:「老三,你放心,以后我俩肯定能成功。实在不行,我们去找个女制片人,石头剪刀布,输的那个人把自己当成礼物。哈哈哈,你别用那种看垃圾的眼神看我啊!我说着玩的! Possibly does not have too to pay attention, Zhangbei turns around, did not bump into a guest carefully, the sunglasses of opposite party hitting crookedly. 可能是没有太注意,张北一转身的时候,不小心碰到了一位客人,将对方的墨镜给撞歪了。 " Excuse me, sorry, sorry. " Zhangbei hurries to apologize. 「不好意思,对不起,对不起。「张北一赶紧道歉。 " Ok, looks at you to look like the student, it is estimated that your one month of life Figa gets up, insufficiently cultivates my sunglasses. " Guest is somewhat uncomfortable, but is not good to be angry in a public setting, after resentment Zhangbei several, disregarded him to forward directly. 「算了,看你们像学生,估计你们一个月生活费加起来,也不够修我这墨镜的。「客人有些不爽,但又不好在公共场合生气,怼了张北一几句后,直接无视他向前走了。 Relaxes, the hand that Zhangbei gets hold of loosens slowly, on the face hangs up the smile: " We ate and rested last month in the dramatic team, the living expenses altogether spend 170, what big tail wolf does he wear 100 many sunglasses to install? When I had money, 1000 sunglasses I buy two directly, wears during the daytime, wears in the evening. 重新直起腰,张北一握紧的手慢慢松开,脸上又重新挂起笑容:「我们上个月吃、睡都在剧组,生活费一共就花了一百七,他戴个一百多的墨镜装什么大尾巴狼啊?等我有钱了,一千块的墨镜我直接买两个,一个白天戴,一个晚上戴。 The work of security is very boring, earnestness that very but Zhangbei one and third child works, stops until a black sedan in front of the conference site, a middle-aged man went down the car(riage). 保安的工作很无聊,但张北一和老三都工作的很认真,直到一辆黑色轿车停在会场前面,一位中年男人走下了车。 Sees that middle-aged man, Zhangbei one and third child also lowers the head, turns away. 看到那中年男人,张北一和老三同时低下了头,移开视线。 " Zhangbei one? " Middle-aged male human eye is very sharp, one recognized Zhangbei one and third child: " After you graduate, did not have the news, how to rush to here to work as the security? " 「张北一?「中年男人眼很尖,一下就认出了张北一和老三:「你俩毕业后就没了音信,怎么跑到这里当保安了?」 " Teacher Jiang good Zhangbei one usually the facial skin is very even thick, at this time still wishes one could to look for a crack to worm one's way into, he and third child are two students who Teacher Jiang most favors, has very great anticipation to them, after has not thought of the graduation , the first conference in this situation. 「姜老师好就算张北一平时脸皮很厚,此时也恨不得找个地缝钻进去,他和老三是姜老师最看好的两位学生,对他们抱有很大的期待,可没想到毕业后第一次见面会是在这种情况。 Perhaps is the self-respect causes trouble, a Zhangbei hesitant piece bites open the tastes: " We met a role, is the basic unit security, therefore wants to experience on the spot. " 或许是自尊心作祟,张北一犹豫片刻开口道:「我们接了个角色,是基层保安,所以想要实地体验一下。」 " What do you pull to lie with me? Do the actors also want to deceive the director? " Teacher Jiang is somewhat disappointed, somewhat loves dearly: " You have my telephone, needed time hits, clear? " 「你跟我扯什么谎?演员还想要骗过导演?「姜老师有些失望,也有些心疼:「你俩都有我的电话,需要的时候就打,明白吗?」 " Understood. " Zhangbei one embarrassed spat under the tongue, attempts to sprout/moe to mix to pass through. After Teacher Jiang enters the conference site, a Zhangbei tight body is lax, others grow very gracefully, the result is also outstanding, before also the ambitious air/Qi did, but sorry now, embarrassed, was sorry that has probably become his pet phrase. 「明白。「张北一不好意思的吐了下舌头,企图萌混过关。等姜老师进入会场后,张北一紧绷的身体才松懈下来,他人长得很帅,成绩也非常优秀,以前也心高气做,但现在对不起、不好意思、抱歉好像已经成为了他的口头禅。 " The third child, I do not want to make the security, or do we commit a crime to enter the prison? Inside manages eats to provide lodging, runs into the acquaintance by some chance, no one will laugh at anyone, will not compete. " Zhangbei touched hangs the temporary work identification on neck, that seems like the life to grant his dog tag. 「老三,我不是太想做保安了要不咱俩犯个罪进监狱吧?里面管吃管住,还有就是万一遇到熟人,谁也不会笑话谁,更不会去攀比。「张北一摸了摸挂在脖子上的临时工作证,那好像是生活赐予他的狗牌。 The conference site concludes, the security work ended ahead of time, to prevent to run into Teacher Jiang again, Zhangbei the third child is hiding in very far place. 会场闭幕,保安工作提前结束,为防止再遇到姜老师,张北一带着老三躲到了很远的地方。 They led day to tie, bought the beer cruel-heartedly, is matching the instant noodles and dream drank. 他俩领了日结,狠心买了啤酒,配着泡面与梦想喝了起来。 " One cup reveres elders in a big way, going that you feel relieved! Two cups respect themselves, we competitive appearance is very certainly charming! Three cups of respect " 「一杯敬老大,你放心的去吧!二杯敬自己,我们不服输的样子一定很帅气!三杯敬」 " Do not drink, tomorrow will have the performance of little theater, although gives are not many, but the actor must earnestly facing each performance. " 「别喝多了,明天还有个小剧场的表演,虽然给的不多,但演员要认真面对每一场表演。」 On the street there are vehicles coming and going, two young people sit without belonging to their city, is doing, only then getting drunk dream that can have. 马路上车来车往,两个年轻人坐在不属于他们的城市里,做着只有喝醉时才会做的梦。 After several hours, has returned to Zhangbei of rented room one to be awakened by noise by the cell phone alarm, he looked at a table, immediately sets out: " Third child! Do not rest! I suddenly think, the eldest child, his role was not the vacancy, some of our two need people divided the decoration two roles! 几个小时后,已经回到出租屋的张北一被手机闹铃吵醒,他看了眼表,立刻起身:「老三!别睡了!我突然想起来,老大不在了,他的角色是空缺,我们两个需要有人分饰两个角色! " I come, eldest child's lines I remembered. 「我来吧,老大的台词我都记住了。 Washing and reorganization contour, two people rode the bicycle to rush to a very far small theater. 洗漱、整理外形,两人骑着自行车跑到了很远的一家小剧场。 Can ignore the rest, they hurry to start to put on make-up, then very anxious to word. 顾不上休息,他们赶紧开始化妆,接着十分紧张的对词。 The third child needs to act the parrot and landlord, he increased dressing up to himself, appears strange and ugly. 老三需要扮演鹦鹉和房东,他给自己增加了装扮,显得怪异又丑陋。 " Now can only like this, the work that but we created before could compile, this was equivalent overthrows our pasts. The comedy creates very difficultly, smiles an ejecting time to need to coordinate to maximize perfectly, to the tacit degree and performance foundation of basic skills of actor has very high request. 「现在只能这样了,不过我们以前创作的作品可能都要重新编写,这相当于推翻我们自己的过去。喜剧创作非常困难,笑点抛出的时机需要完美配合才能最大化,对演员的默契程度和表演功底有很高要求。 " Is enough while the time, we develop again several. 「趁着时间足够,我们再多演几遍。 The clock and watch indicator on wall, walked one after another, but Zhangbei one has not received the notice, he lies in window that looked out, some audience had gone out of the theater. 墙壁上的钟表指针,走了一圈又一圈,可张北一还是没有收到通知,他趴在窗户那往外看,有些观众已经走出了剧场。 " Ahead of time broke up? " Zhangbei opened the door of putting on make-up room to clash, he found the staff in theater: " Hello, how so many audience walked, behind also has the program! 「提前散场了?「张北一打开化妆室的门冲了出去,他找到剧场的工作人员:「您好,怎么那么多观众都走了,后面还有节目的啊! " Today is the special performance of laughter society, when your following three programs for collecting is long. " Staff were also very straightforward, said the truth. 「今天是嬉笑社的专场,你们后面三个节目都是为了凑时长。「工作人员也很耿直,说出了实话。 " When for collecting is long, we also develop! " Zhangbei very firm saying. 「哪怕是为了凑时长,我们也演!「张北一很坚定的说道。 " Key is the audience of laughter society is too warm, strongly requests the laughter society to perform a meeting, in addition some interactions, others already your long occupying. " Staff spread out both hands: " Your appearance money need to ask the boss to want, other I do not know. 「关键是嬉笑社的观众太热情,强烈要求嬉笑社多表演一会,再加上中间的一些互动,人家已经把你们的时长给占了。「工作人员摊开双手:「你们的出场费需要找老板要,其他的我就不知道了。 " Cracks a joke! Does not reach an agreement! " A Zhangbei voice increases, at this time a side door opened, the theater boss walked. After coughing, the boss took out the envelopes of two attire money: " You know that the team does play soccer has the second string? You are the substitutes, very important, is essential. 「开什么玩笑啊!不是都说好的吗!」张北一声音变大,这时旁边的一扇门打开,剧场老板走了出来。干咳一声后,老板取出了两个装钱的信封:「你知道球队踢球都有替补队员吧?你们就是替补,也非常的重要,是必不可少的。 " But should be one's turn us to perform now, our makeup melted! " Zhangbei one has not gone to meet that envelope. 「可是现在应该轮到我们表演了,我们妆都化好了!「张北一没有去接那信封。 " I was clear to you said that the audience were come to see the laughter society to perform, from the start no one was interested in you. " Boss forced in two envelopes Zhangbei: " Although plays Phoebe usually few half, but you have not developed, therefore hurries to draw cash. 「那我就明明白白给你说吧,观众都是来看嬉笑社表演的,压根就没人对你们感兴趣。「老板将两个信封塞进了张北一手里:「虽然出演费比平时少一半,但你们又没有演,所以赶紧拿着钱走吧。 " Our new works polished were very long " 「我们的新作品打磨了很久」 " You said that 1000 10,000 are also useful? No one looks at you! " Boss was a little also bothersome: " If outside these audience, some people mentioned by name to look at your performances, I made you develop, if no one, you drew cash to get the hell out! 「你说一千道一万又有什么用呢?没人看你们啊!「老板也有点烦了:「如果说外面那些观众,有人点名要看你们的表演,那我就让你们演,要是没人的话,你们就拿钱滚蛋! both sides refused to budge, probably after several minutes . Moreover the staff run over: " Boss, some audience asked us a moment ago, said that also has a not to go on stage named Zhangbei actor? They still wait for in the auditorium. Hears the words of staff, Zhangbei one blossoms happily, pushed the envelope directly: " Saw! My Zhangbei one is a little fans foundation! Your this big boss must mean what he says! 双方僵持了下来,大概几分钟后,另外名工作人员跑了过来:「老板,刚才有观众问我们,说是不是还有个叫做张北一的演员没有上场?他们还在观众席上等待。听到工作人员的话,张北一乐开了花,直接把信封推了回去:「看见了没!我张北一还是有点粉丝基础的!你这大老板可不能说话不算话! " Really was Sun hits the west side to come out, ran the person who specially came to see you to perform? " The boss received the envelope, hinted the staff to arrange the location. 「真是太阳打西边出来了,还有专门跑来看你们表演的人?」老板收起了信封,示意工作人员去布置场地。 A Zhangbei very happy running back putting on make-up room: " The third child, prepares to mount the stage! " 张北一很开心的跑回化妆室:「老三,准备上台!」 Knows that has the fans to run to come to see itself specially, Zhangbei one is very excited, walks imposing, his mouth is talking over the lines, takes the stage with the third child! 知道有粉丝专门跑来看自己,张北一很兴奋,走路都虎虎生风,他嘴里念叨着台词,和老三一起走上舞台! All are ready, two people position finished, the theater curtain of stage pulls open slowly, light according to the bodies of two actors. 一切就绪,两人站位完毕,舞台的幕布缓缓拉开,灯光照在了两位演员的身上。 Zhangbei one excited must read the first lines, but after his mouth opens, actually could not make the sound suddenly. 张北一兴奋的要念出第一句台词,可他嘴巴张开后,却突然发不出声音了。 In the entire auditorium only sits 整个观众席上只坐着 Two audience, like the funny little theater mostly is young people, but these two audience hair black and white half-and-half, the corner of the eye has the obvious wrinkle, they put on simply, actually bought the first row of most expensive ticket, because here is recent from the stage. 两位观众,喜欢搞笑小剧场的大多是年轻人,但这两位观众头发黑白参半,眼角有明显的皱纹,他们穿着朴素,却又买了第一排最贵的票,因为这里距离舞台最近。 " Father and mother? " 「爸、妈?」 In the empty auditorium, only sits Zhangbei parents. 空荡荡的观众席上,只坐着张北一的父母。 Continuously strong optimistic, Zhangbei that probably what difficulty is unable to strike down one felt suddenly the incomparable grievance, his nose acid, and other he realized, the start that the tears could not have controlled flows downward. 一直坚强乐观,好像什么困难都无法击倒的张北一忽然感觉无比的委屈,他鼻子一酸,等他意识到的时候,眼泪已经控制不住的开始往下流。 Could not say any complete lines, Zhangbei one cried suddenly, he was very difficult, he was also very unwilling, did incomparably life diligently, how turn into this obviously finally? 说不出任何完整的台词,张北一突然哭了起来,他很难,他也很不甘,明明无比努力的生活,怎么最后就变成这样了? The eldest child walks he has not cried, the dignity was trampled he has not cried, was seen the appearance that goes down in the world by the kind teacher he has not cried, but the mood of these extrusions erupted in this moment. 老大走的时候他没哭,尊严被践踏的时候他没哭,被恩师看见落魄的样子时他也没哭,但那些挤压的情绪都在这一刻爆发了出来。 " Small north, were you? Here the father and mothers, my son develops good! " Zhangbei parents arrived by the stage, loves dearly grasped him: " Doesn't matter, tired first went home to rest, we are so outstanding, make anything. " 「小北,你这是怎么了?爸爸和妈妈都在这里呢,我儿子演的多好啊!「张北一的父母走到了舞台旁边,心疼的抱住了他:「没关系啊,累了就先回家休息,我们这么优秀,做什么都可以。」 A Zhangbei father and mother his bringing down the stage, the couple are comforting Zhangbei one, went out of the theater with him. 张北一的爸爸和妈妈将他带下了舞台,夫妻二人安慰着张北一,和他一起走出了剧场。 The light according to is stage center's, in the big stage and auditorium only have a third child person. 灯光照在舞台中央,偌大的舞台和观众席上只剩下老三一个人。 He and eldest child and Zhangbei experienced all things, but his anything does not have. 他和老大、张北一经历了所有的事情,但他什么也没有。 Waited for a long time, Zhangbei one had not come back, the third child arrives in the stages step by step, he was illuminated by the stage lighting, opens the mouth slowly. 等了许久,张北一仍没有回来,老三一步步走到舞台中间,他被舞台灯光照着,缓缓开口。 " I called Han Fei, graduated from the Xinhu film and television university, what I brought for everyone being the Situation comedy goes on living the reason, this work acted according to my personal experience reorganization. " 「我叫韩非,毕业于新沪影视大学,我为大家带来的是情景喜剧一活下去的理由,这个作品根据我的亲身经历改编。」 Urgent notice: Begins using new address-, please collect the bookmark! 紧急通知:启用新地址-,请重新收藏书签! Free reading 免费阅读
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