MIBM :: Volume #5 爸爸去哪儿

#1328: Tossed about Master Xiao Peak

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Uygur national minority sister jumps one to come back, has been one's turn Hu Jun and Qiqi! 维族大姐姐跳完一圈回来,就轮到了胡钧和琪琪了！ How many giants looks at Hu Jun one meter eight to stand in a there face awkward appearance, the audiences were badly have also smiled, can have the opportunity to see Master Xiao who Peak unmatched in the world did sway from side to side his old waist same to dance with the woman? No! 瞧胡钧一米八几的大个子站在那里一脸为难的样子,观众们也是坏坏地笑了,什么时候,能够有机会看到天下无敌的萧峰大侠扭动着他的老腰跟女人一样跳舞啊？没有啊！ Therefore, this time cannot miss absolutely! 所以,这次绝对不能错过！ However, before Hu Jun, Qiqi comes first! 不过,胡钧之前,琪琪先来！ Looks at two little girl not to have the self-confidence very much, her both hands place on the head, probably also holds the earthenware jar to be ordinary, was shyly, does not know that which foot first left. 才看过两遍的小姑娘不是很有自信,她双手放在脑袋上,好像也是扶着瓦罐一般,可是扭捏了一下,不知道先出哪只脚。 „Youngest sister, you come with me!” Uygur national minority sister walked in the Qiqi side, the gentle voice said. The little girl person prettily adorable also has the advantage, at least, can have the attendance that the sister leads a dance. “小妹妹,你跟着我来！”维族大姐姐走在了琪琪的身边,柔声说道。小姑娘人长得俏丽可爱也是有好处的,起码,都能有大姐姐领舞的照顾。 „122, 222, 322......” Uygur national minority sister was shouting the tune, started to step on the step point to sway from side to side the waist. “122,222,322……”维族大姐姐喊着节拍,开始踩着步点扭动起了腰肢。 Qiqi is also very earnest, small cheek stretches closely, the look looks to Uygur national minority sister's footsteps, may also maintain the stiffness of body. Possibly inherited father's merit, little girl, when conscientiously handles a matter, not only does not lose cute gently beautiful, but also were many an earnest charm diligently. 琪琪也很认真,小脸蛋绷得紧紧的,眼神看向维族大姐姐的脚步,可还保持着自己身体的挺直。可能是继承了父亲的优点,小姑娘在认真做一件事情的时候,不但不失可爱柔美,还多了一份认真努力的魅力。 Under sees only little girl also decent to step on the step point, the skirt is suspending, the tall and slender calf turned the model graceful stance. Moreover, Qiqi also noted the sister to dance many details, like suspending arm, like swaying from side to side buttocks, these petty actions, although also did not proper, but also studied decent, was really lovable! 只见小姑娘也有模有样地踩着步点,裙摆之下,细细长长的小腿拐出了模特般优雅的姿态。不仅如此,琪琪还注意到了大姐姐舞蹈中的很多细节,像摆臂,像扭动屁股,这些小动作虽然做得还不到位,可是也学得像模像样的,煞是可爱！ „Oh! Good, good!” In the room, that many beautiful woman elder sisters of Uygur national minority clapped, to begin studies the little girl outstanding performance applauded. “喔！好棒,好棒！”屋里,那么多维族的美女姐姐们都纷纷拍起了手,为初学的小姑娘优秀的表现鼓起了掌。 Qiqi blushes, hee hee hid Uncle Hu Jun with a smile. little girl that timid intent had swept away a moment ago, but was praised somewhat is embarrassed, looks at her to be shy, light yellow and skirt and under clothes of complementing light cyan interaction, the little girl flesh color small face seems like person especially. 琪琪红着脸,嘻嘻地笑着躲到了胡钧伯伯的身后。小姑娘刚才那份怯意已经一扫而空,但被夸奖得还是有些不好意思,瞧她害羞的,淡黄和淡青色相间的裙子、衣服映衬下,小姑娘粉红的小脸看起来是格外的可人。 However, gives a good account of oneself on Qiqi, that also not! 不过,就琪琪表现得好,那还不可以！ Also must Hu Jun pass was good! 还得胡钧通过了才行！ Hu Jun knows does not evade program group in any case tossed about, he clenches teeth, closed one's eyes, starts top the earthenware jar to jump. The footsteps a little exaggerated were actually enchanting, was the body is stiff like a hard blockhead. 胡钧知道横竖是躲不过节目组的折腾了,他一咬牙,一闭眼,开始顶着瓦罐跳了起来。倒是脚步有点夸张地妖娆了,可是身体僵硬得就像一个硬邦邦的木头。 Although does not have the special effect, but is looking at Master Xiao Peak that stiff step, looks the footsteps that he is only about rotates, the audiences as if heard becoming invalid after date robot snap snap the fricative of metal joint. 虽然没有特效,但瞧着萧峰大侠那僵硬的步伐,瞧着他只是左右转动的脚步,观众们仿佛听到了过期作废的机器人咔嚓咔嚓的金属关节的摩擦声。 „Hee hee, hee hee!” The Uygur national minority beautiful women titter. “嘻嘻,嘻嘻！”维族美女们都纷纷偷笑着。 Qiqi stood in behind, little girl cannot bear look radiantly, she did not have the meaning of ridicule, but thought that Uncle Hu Jun was quite strange, thought: „Is Uncle Hu is dancing?” 琪琪站在后面,小姑娘也忍不住眉开眼笑地看了起来,她没有嘲笑的意思,只是觉得胡钧伯伯好奇怪,心想:“胡伯伯是在跳舞吗？” „What kind of?” Hu Jun jumped, takes the jar to ask. “怎么样？”胡钧跳了一圈,拿下罐子问道。 „Was too ugly!” The Uygur national minority beautiful women beckon with the hand to say with a smile. “太难看了！”维族美女们纷纷摆手笑道。 „It is not good, is not good! Studies not well!” Palestine made the judgment according to the master, Hu Jun has not gone through a strategic pass, must continue to study to get down. “不好,不好！学得不好！”巴依老爷做出了评判,胡钧不过关,得继续学下去。 „Uncle Hu, I teaches you!” Good Qiqi holds Uncle Hu's hand to say. “胡伯伯,我来教你！”善良的琪琪上去拉着胡伯伯的手说道。 Under Qiqi and Uygur national minority sister's patient guidance, a very simple dance step, Hu Jun has studied unexpectedly also for dozen minutes. Went against that big earthenware jar, Hu Jun is feeling own neck quick break. His progress is minimal, but Qiqi kept improving to look actually! 在琪琪和维族大姐姐的耐心教导下,一个很简单的舞步,胡钧居然还学了十几分钟。顶着那个大瓦罐,胡钧感觉自己的脖子都快断了。他的进展微乎其微,但琪琪倒是越跳越好看了！ Because she does not need top the big earthenware jar, how another Uygur national minority beautiful woman elder sister also teaches her to beckon with the hand, how same to be swaying from side to side the neck with the attractive swan, regarded Qiqi had the apprentice of talent to teach very much. 因为她不需要顶着大瓦罐,另外一个维族美女姐姐还教她如何摆手,如何跟漂亮的天鹅一样扭动着脖子,把琪琪当成了很有天赋的徒弟来教。 „Good, I lead the daughter to come finally again together, is good?” The Hu Jun son was snatched by Lin Yongjian, this little while also took responsibility on oneself Qiqi recognizing as the daughter. “好吧,我最后再带着女儿一起来一遍,好不好？”胡钧儿子被林永建抢了,这会儿也大包大揽地把琪琪给认作了女儿。 Qiqi giggle smiles, plays happy little girl not to care about these. 琪琪咯咯地笑着,玩得正开心的小姑娘没有在意这些。 That jumps! 那就来跳吧！ However, the Hu Jun body was obviously stiffer, after jumping, turns around, the hand slides, the big earthenware jar then let go to pound, squeak clang must break to pieces place! 不过,胡钧显然还是身体僵硬了一些,跳完之后,一转身,手一滑,大大的瓦罐便脱手砸了下来,哐啷得碎了一地！ Fortunately, pounds another side! Similarly stands in Hu Jun Qiqi is pounded, is very lucky not the splashed fragment shearing. 还好,是砸到了另一边！同样站在胡钧的身边的琪琪没有被砸到,也很幸运得没有被飞溅的碎片给割到。 Shrinks the hand to have a scare, knows Uncle Hu Jun brought the big trouble little girl looked up a host family subconsciously, looks that was very serious, ominous Palestine according to the master. little girl deeply inspired, in heart secret passage: „Was then awful!” 缩起手吓了一大跳,知道胡钧伯伯闯大祸了的小姑娘下意识地抬头看了一眼主人家,看一看那个本来就很严肃、凶巴巴的巴依老爷。小姑娘深深地吸了一口气,心中暗道:“这下糟糕了！” Fortunately, has Uncle Hu Jun, Uncle Hu Jun is very reasonable, Qiqi as for had not been frightened to cry. But Hu Jun frightens unbearably, turns around to hold Qiqi, examined carefully, confirmed that little girl was all right had felt relieved. 还好,有胡钧伯伯在,胡钧伯伯还是很靠谱的,琪琪还没有至于被吓哭。但胡钧可是吓得够呛,转身一把抱起琪琪,细细查看了一遍,确认小姑娘没事了才放下心来。 Temporarily cannot jump, Hu Jun and Qiqi sit near the bed, waits for the staff eliminating the fragment and disintegrating slag of ground. Had the Uygur national minority beautiful woman elder sister to pick one grapes to eat to Qiqi. 暂时是不能跳了,胡钧和琪琪坐在炕边,等着工作人员将地上的碎片、碎渣给清除掉。有个维族美女姐姐给琪琪摘了一串葡萄吃。 „Quite sweet! Ultra delicious!” After Qiqi has eaten, has smiled happily, pulverized the haze of earthenware jar to sweep away a moment ago, she also turns around to lift the small arm to force in the mouth of Hu Jun with a grape, said that „Uncle Hu, you also tastes!” “好甜呀！超好吃的！”琪琪吃了之后,开心地笑了起来,刚才弄碎瓦罐的阴霾一扫而空,她还转身抬起小胳膊拿一颗葡萄塞进胡钧的嘴巴里,说道,“胡伯伯,你也尝尝！” However, is not simple! This Palestine was carries out the program group to toss about the idea of honored guest according to the master very much professional, turned the head, represses laughter, instead looked like somewhat ominously said with Hu Jun: „Compensates?” 不过,可没那么简单！这个巴依老爷还是很敬业地执行了节目组折腾嘉宾的理念,转头,忍着笑,反而看起来有些凶凶地跟胡钧说道:“咋赔？” „You said how to compensate?” Slippery customers Hu Jun asked with a smile, Qiqi also anxious a while, but he dead pig did not fear that the boiling water burnt. “你说咋赔嘛？”老油条了的胡钧笑着问道,琪琪还紧张了一会儿,他可是死猪不怕开水烫。 The penalty is very simple, Hu Jun accompanies under field that many Uygur national minority beautiful women to dance a dance again, Qiqi must take the rush-leaf fan is standing in Palestine according to the master to give Palestine obediently according to the master air fan. 惩罚很简单,胡钧陪场下那么多维族美女们再跳一支舞,琪琪则是要乖乖地拿着蒲扇站在巴依老爷的身后给巴依老爷扇风。 Since jumped for a half hour, Hu Jun does not care dances a dance again, this, but can also not need top the earthenware jar, Hu Jun thought immediately both hands liberated much, invested to jump with the beautiful women very much. 既然已经跳了半个小时了,胡钧也不在乎再跳一支舞,这回,还可以不用顶着瓦罐,胡钧顿时觉得双手解放了不少,很投入地跟美女们跳了起来。 But reduces is also fulfills duty to fulfill responsibility at this moment the fan for the Qiqi little princess of air fan palace maid the rush-leaf fan. 而沦落为扇风宫女的琪琪小公主此刻也是尽职尽责地扇着蒲扇。 However, will praise her! little girl was distracted! 不过,正要夸奖她呢！小姑娘就走神了！ She looks that Uncle Hu Jun advanced together and has a taste dancer's posture hard and softly, little girl cannot bear purse the lips to smile. In this color bright room, dressing up of people are not shining is glowing red, or purple charmingly, but the dress of Qiqi light yellow embellishment, has increased one to the dark ink serious wound brightly fresh, but her smiling face, is in the adult world a clearest scenery line. 她看着胡钧伯伯刚柔并进、别有一番滋味的舞姿,小姑娘忍不住抿嘴笑了。在这色彩鲜艳的屋子里,人们的装扮不是金灿灿就是红彤彤,或者紫得妩媚,而琪琪淡黄点缀的裙装,给浓墨重彩增添了一道明亮清新,而她的笑容,更是成年人世界里最清纯的一道风景线。 This fan was unknowingly crooked, Qiqi subconsciously fan wind, does not know one purely were the fan to the air. 只是这个扇子不知不觉就歪了,琪琪下意识地扇着风,也不知道自己纯粹是扇到了空气中。 A dance, Master Xiao Peak must bend the waist tired. 一曲舞罢,萧峰大侠都要累弯了腰。 „I am very satisfied!” Palestine stood up the body to praise according to the master. “我很满意！”巴依老爷站起了身来夸奖道。 Finally, the duty is accomplished! Qiqi and Hu Jun also finally obtained the puzzle. Was tossed about heavy Hu Jun to gasp for breath, refers to Palestine depending on the master, studies his tune to spit the mortise: „You do not satisfy me dead!” 终于,任务完成！琪琪和胡钧也最终获得了拼图。被折腾得不轻的胡钧喘着气,指了指巴依老爷,学着他的腔调吐槽道:“你不满意我就死啦！” ( Asked monthly ticket, asked recommendation ~≧▽≦) （求月票,求推荐~≧▽≦）
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