MIBM :: Volume #5 爸爸去哪儿

#1218: After losing one game after another victory

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Gathers with great difficulty the small wild horses of this crowd of running away, the village head started to announce the afternoon first activity. 好不容易把这群脱缰的小野马们都聚拢回来,村长开始宣布了下午第一个活动。 The father team and villagers team competition digs out the corn, each team pats a person to go on stage in turn, who digs out the corn kernels of five maize cobs first who won. 爸爸队和村民队比赛抠玉米,每一队拍一个人轮流上场,谁先抠完五个玉米棒子的玉米粒谁就赢了。 In the father team has sent out the Hu Jun fathers and sons, naturally the child is stands on one side to look, the main army or Hu Jun, he sat in front of the tower that the corn has built to suspend a big frame, inside has five maize cobs. 爸爸队里派出了胡钧父子,当然孩子是站在一边看的,主力军还是胡钧,他已经坐上了玉米垒成的塔面前摆了一个大框,里面有五条玉米棒子。 The maize cob moisture content on Loess Plateau are not many, peels not to be easy to squeeze out the juice in these corn that home buys like Yang Guo. However after is the corn, peels not to be simple. 黄土高原上的玉米棒子水分不多,剥起来不会像杨果在家买的那些玉米那样容易挤出汁来。但是毕竟是玉米,剥起来可是一点也不简单。 „Lost must have penalty!” The village head reminded. “输了可是要有惩罚的！”村长提醒道。 „Senior fellow-pupil, the penalty is on top of the head that big iron bucket can fall.” Thinks that ran away Liu Ye of tribulation to say with Hu Jun meanly. “师哥,惩罚就是头顶上面的那个大铁桶会掉下来。”自认为逃了一劫的刘晔幸灾乐祸地跟胡钧说道。 Yang Guo saw with a smile the Hu Jun complexion somewhat becomes dark, wry smile cannot be smiling. However, at this time his in the hand has transmitted a strength, is Qiqi worried that has gotten hold of his hand. 杨果笑着看到了胡钧脸色有些发黑,苦笑着都笑不出来。不过,这时候他的手上传来了一股力道,是琪琪担忧地握紧了他的手。 „How?” Yang Guo asked with a smile. “怎么了？”杨果笑着问道。 „Can Uncle Hu win?” Qiqi is holding father's hand, before drawing the body, a face anxious look asked. “胡伯伯能不能赢啊？”琪琪拉着爸爸的手,拉到了身前,一脸愁容地问道。 Must win is really not easy, do not look that Hu Jun will fall Master Xiao of Fengxiao dragon 18 palms, but it is estimated that the time of this exhausted corn, but also cannot compare the technique adept ordinary villager. Right, inside Tianlongbabu, the sweeping the floor monk of nameless non- surname has also subdued Xiao Peak his father! 要赢还真的不容易,别看胡钧是会降龙18掌的萧峰萧大侠,但估计这剥玉米的功夫,还比不上手法娴熟的普通村民。对了,天龙八部里边,无名无姓的扫地僧还收服了萧峰他爹呢！ „Victory and loss has not related, but you can refuel to Uncle Hu!” Yang Guo receives with a smile the hand, pushed out Qiqi, lets the children who she follows mix up together. “输赢都没关系,不过你们可以给胡伯伯加油啊！”杨果笑着把手收回来,把琪琪推了出去,让她跟已经混在一起的孩子们在一块儿。 Qiqi looks at the look that the father has encouraged, was finally strong to shout, that two also shouted the worn out 50 cents cheering team by the spirit that the Qiqi clear cry transferred to cheer. 琪琪看了看爸爸鼓励的眼神,最终还是壮着喊了起来,那两个喊得有气无力的五毛钱啦啦队也被琪琪清亮的叫声调动起了加油助威的精神。 „Uncle Hu refuels! Uncle Hu refuels!” “胡伯伯加油！胡伯伯加油！” Although Hu Jun truly very much went all out in children's cheering sound goes to the exhausted corn, but, he lost the first group of competitions by the disparate disparity finally. squeak clang, the above big iron bucket opened, one pile of corn kernels fall in torrents under. 虽然胡钧确实是在孩子们的助威声中很卖力地去剥玉米了,可是,他最终还是以悬殊的差距输掉了第一组比赛。哐啷一声,上面的大铁桶打开了,一堆玉米粒倾泻而下。 The original penalty is this! 原来惩罚是这个啊！ Second round Liu Ye also lost the competition, displayed to previous aunt's him was actually good, but after all was the actor of soft and fair skin, missed little. 第二轮的刘晔也输掉了比赛,对上一个大妈的他其实表现还不错了,只是毕竟是细皮嫩肉的演员,还是差了一点点。 Liu Ye put together the going well finger to bleed, at this time, Kang Zong of aloof stemmed from the appearance that the people anticipated in everybody's front, he does not know where turned out oneself were bringing the medical package, handed over the hematischesis post to injured Liu Ye and villagers. 刘晔拼得手指头流血了,这时候,高冷的康总出乎人们意料的出现在大家的面前,他不知道从哪里翻出了自己带着的医疗包,给受伤的刘晔和村民们递止血贴。 „You look at Brother Kangkang, displays how good!” Yang Guo is pointing at Kangkang, said with a smile with Qiqi, „, therefore Qiqi do not think that Brother Kangkang always ominous, he was only the speech is actually few, but also was very good person!” “你看康康哥哥,表现得多么棒！”杨果指着康康,跟琪琪笑道,“所以琪琪不要觉得康康哥哥老是凶凶的,他其实只是说话少,但也是很好的人呢！” „Papa, I do not want to make you be injured!” Qiqi has not listened to the clear father to say anything, instead is a face worried that has held on father's hand, digs the mouth to say. “粑粑,我不想让你受伤！”琪琪都没有听清楚爸爸说了什么,反而是一脸担忧地拉住了爸爸的手,撅着嘴巴说道。 Yang Guo has gawked staring, said with a smile: „Has not related, the father will not be injured, father very fierce!” He just took the corn in Qiqi hand to feel a technique of under spall corn slightly, he discovered that these are really learned, did not say that makes an effort to win, but also needs some small skills. 杨果愣了愣,笑道:“没关系,爸爸不会受伤的,爸爸很厉害的呢！”他刚刚拿着琪琪手中的玉米稍微感受了一下剥玉米的手法,他发现这其中还真有学问,不是说用力就能赢的,还需要一些小技巧。 His time from the beginning attempts to make an effort to pinch, pinched a big hand imprint on the maize cob, but has compressed the corn, corn has not actually bared. Harmed him to blush secretly to throw the corn that in the hand this was only injured one side. 他一开始的时候尝试用力一捏,就在玉米棒子上捏出了一个大手印,只是把玉米压扁了,却一颗玉米都没有剥开来。害得他红着脸偷偷地把手上这只受伤的玉米扔到了一边。 Was delayed by Qiqi, Yang Guo that was eager to try instead has not attended the third round competition. Because the first two rounds father teams both lost, therefore this time sent the Olympic champion and Chinese boxing champion Zou Shimin to play the game. 被琪琪耽误了一下,本来跃跃欲试的杨果反而没有参加到第三轮的比赛。因为前两轮爸爸队都输了,所以这次派上了奥运冠军、中华拳王邹市敏上场比赛。 „Father, you must win! Cannot lose!” The small fat porch comes up, in a baby voice has given his father very tremendous pressure. “爸爸,你要赢哈！不能输哈！”小胖轩一上来,就奶声奶气地给了他爸爸很大的压力。 Zou Shimin can only not know whether to laugh or cry looks that son nods freely. 邹市敏只能哭笑不得地看着儿子不住地点头。 It is not the father participates, Qiqi is not also anxious! Yang Guo is together today good with Zou Shimin, he follows Qiqi that is looking around curiously to come, his two handled gently selects several to Zou Shimin quickly has looked like the pellet quite full corn. 不是爸爸参赛,琪琪又没有那么紧张了！杨果跟邹市敏今天相处得挺不错的,他跟随着好奇地看来看去的琪琪过来,他两只手轻快地给邹市敏挑了几个看起来颗粒比较饱满的玉米。 „Zou elder brother, these corn are good to rub!” Yang Guo said with a smile, tells him several from the fierce villagers observed skill, „you can scratch the head like this grasp the tail to twist it, but must by rubbing the vigor, the knuckle makes an effort.” “邹哥,这些玉米好搓！”杨果笑道,告诉他几个自己从厉害的村民们身上观察到的技巧,“你可以这样抓头抓尾地拧它,不过要靠搓劲,指关节使劲。” „Right, the father you must rub, you are quick, you, you must win!” Xuanxuan that has the gasping for breath shouting sound to continue with the way of alternative to inflate for the father. “对,爸爸你要搓,你要快,你,你要赢哈！”轩轩那带着喘气的嚷嚷声继续用着另类的方式为爸爸打气。 „All right, your father will certainly win!” Yang Guo has comforted Xuanxuan. “没事,你爸爸一定会赢的！”杨果安慰了一下轩轩。 „Father, come on! Uncle / uncle, come on!” The competition starts, children's cry has flooded the eardrum of people immediately, although the competition compares bustling, but children's summon is louder. “爸爸,加油！叔叔/伯伯,加油！”比赛开始,孩子们的叫声顿时充斥了人们的耳膜,尽管比赛比得热火朝天,但是孩子们的呼唤更加大声。 However, stands with Qiqi in row of Xuanxuan was shouting was shouting, the sound has become worn out mumbling, his line of sight does not know when shifted from his father's body! 不过,跟琪琪站在一排的轩轩喊着喊着,声音就成了有气无力的嘟囔,他的视线不知道什么时候从他爸的身上转移了！ The small fat porch stares sees Sister Qiqi, thinks that at this moment his heart is the pattern ripples! 小胖轩直勾勾地看着琪琪姐姐,想必此刻他的心是花样而荡漾的！ „Oh, buys ga, good pretty elder sister! In you look like the noise cause trouble to pass the white flowers flesh color, drags in Loess Plateau, embellished this side world, oh, really made one to be enchanted by.” Naturally, after this is only the netizens smile spurt, for the lines that he is joined. “噢,买噶,好漂亮的姐姐啊！你就像是喧嚣闹事里一朵粉红透白的花朵,摇曳在黄土高原,点缀了这方天地,噢,真是叫人迷醉。”当然,这只是网友们笑喷后为他配上的台词。 „Xuanxuan, sees your father!” Yang Guo did not know whether to laugh or cry to pat the shoulder of Xuanxuan gently, he has gotten back one's composure, continued to refuel for own father loudly. “轩轩,看你爸爸！”杨果哭笑不得地轻轻地拍了拍轩轩的肩膀,他才回过了神来,继续大声地为自己爸爸加油。 Although Zou Shimin presses the method that Yang Guo is teaching to do, displays is better than the first two fathers, but these round his match is not weak, must pull open to be away from shortly! 邹市敏虽然按着杨果教的方法去做,表现得比前两个爸爸都要好,但这一轮他的对手可不弱,眼看着就要拉开距离了！ Lin Yongjian does not know when appeared in front of Zou Shimin, helped him peel the corn flagrantly. Everybody smiled badly, but Yang Guo has not smiled, because he discovered that this was insufficient, therefore an arrow step, jumped to opposite party that villagers behind, flexure was disturbing the opposite party itchy. 林永建不知道什么时候出现在了邹市敏面前,明目张胆地帮他剥起了玉米。大家都笑坏了,不过杨果没有笑,因为他发现这还不够,于是一个箭步,跳到对方那个村民身后,挠痒痒地干扰着对方。 Qiqi smiles the flowering branch to shiver all over, small hand brandishes is also wanting to come the help. The village head the condition of smiling pulling out struggles finally, stops saying: „Cannot violate a regulation, cannot violate a regulation!” 琪琪笑得花枝乱颤,小手挥舞着还想过来帮忙。村长终于从笑抽的状态中挣扎出来,制止道:“不能犯规,不能犯规啊！” While this opportunity, Zou Shimin turned the aspect unexpectedly, first peeled the maize cob! Has lagged behind the rope in the cheers of father team. 趁着这个机会,邹市敏竟然将局面翻了回来,第一个剥完了玉米棒子！在爸爸队的一片欢呼声中拉下了绳索。 However, just helped Zou Shimin disturb opposite party Yang Guo actually by the rice shoot, because he is high and big, instead by the corn kernel that drenched majority of attacking. 不过,刚刚帮邹市敏干扰了对方的杨果却遭了秧,因为他又高又大,反而被大部分淋下来的玉米粒给袭击到了。 Everybody smiled upside-down a big piece. 大伙儿都笑倒了一大片。 „Oh, Yang Guo! All right?” Zou Shimin hurries to crawl, helping Yang Guo pat the body above corn kernel, he cannot reach...... “哎呀,杨果！没事吧？”邹市敏赶紧爬下来,帮杨果拍着身上面的玉米粒,头他够不着…… „All right, all right!” Yang Guo shook the head with a smile, was actually all right, has cheated, was selected the penalty is also right! “没事,没事！”杨果笑着摇了摇头,其实真的没事,作弊了,受点惩罚也是对的啊！ Instead, Qiqi was somewhat sad, she opens out must grasp her Brother Xuanxuan happily, runs side the father, almost did not have Hong Kong kumquat. 反而,琪琪有些伤心了,她拨开高兴地要抱住她的轩轩弟弟,跑来爸爸身边,差点没有掉了金豆子。 ( The National Day seven days of happiness, everybody is joyful , to continue to ask monthly ticket ~≧▽≦) （国庆七天乐,大家都快乐,继续求月票~≧▽≦）
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