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#1075: The pixel bird explodes red

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If you have the day to wake up, discovered that all the people of the world were discussing a matter, is taking the cell phone to play the same funds game, should not be surprised, because this is the Internet + effect that the mobile Internet and public relations software jointly accomplish! 如果你有天醒来,发现全世界人民都在讨论一件事,都在拿着手机玩着同一款游戏,千万不要惊讶,因为这正是移动互联网和社交软件联合造就的互联网+效应！ Right, flappy_bird that we said! 没错,我们说的正是flappy_bird！ Returns to Guangzhou, restored normal attending class, to make the life of topic. One day in the morning Yang Guo carried Fang Beibei to go to school, discovered that the places of some people were discussing this game. 回到羊城,恢复了正常的上课、做课题的生活。有一天上午杨果载着方贝贝来到学校,发现有人的地方都在讨论着这款游戏。 Naturally, after being free, flappy_bird is lucky this is only the narrow Internet +, possibly behind has the team of fat dragon company to promote secretly, but the virulent dissemination of that blotting out the sky is not they accomplishes later! 当然,免费后flappy_bird的走红这只是狭义的互联网+,可能后面有肥龙公司的团队偷偷推动,但后期那个铺天盖地的病毒性传播可不是他们造就的！ Is this game was difficult to play, has caused crazy of all people! 是这款游戏的难玩,导致了所有人的疯狂！ In you take four points to send the friend has encircled is pleased with oneself, quick, some people have renovated your cognition with six points, making you have to rise spiritedly to counter-attack, takes eight points, to prove itself diligently. 当你拿着四分的成绩发到了朋友圈里沾沾自喜的时候,很快,就有人用六分的成绩刷新了你的认知,让你不得不奋起反击,努力拿八分、十分来证明自己。 But these took 20 points and 30 points of astonishing result, almost prostrated oneself by the friends one after another, even this result in the friend encircles the truncation screen also insanely to be passed on. 而那些拿了二十分、三十分的惊人成绩,几乎是被朋友们轮番膜拜,甚至这个成绩在朋友圈里的截屏还被疯传起来。 flappy_bird was hot, but is not now the fire! The end of August time, flappy_bird in country already scarlet fire. flappy_bird火了,不过不是现在才火起来的！八月底的时候,flappy_bird早在欧米国家就已经大红大火了。 First was unearthed slowly in the social network, more and more people try to challenge this to be known as small game that in history is most difficult to play. Has the total defeat, there are to obtain the friend to appreciate. This is the same with the present domestic popular pattern. 先是在社交网络中慢慢被挖掘出来,越来越多人试图去挑战这个号称史上最难玩的小游戏。有折戟沉沙的,也有获得朋友赞赏的。这跟现在国内的流行模式一样。 However, this unrest spread to have higher influence star there from the common people populace gradually! 不过,渐渐地,这个风潮从平民大众蔓延到了有着更高影响力的明星那里！ Many stars and athletes the show on their Twitter oneself have played the result of this game, has to play well, dozens points of even three percentages, is quite funny, exposed to the sun itself to have pitiful several points of intentionally, then in the glaze heart cried to be thin crash-bang. 很多明星、运动员都纷纷在自己的推特上秀了自己玩这款游戏的成绩,有玩得好的,几十分甚至三百分,也有比较逗的,故意晒了自己才有可怜几分的成绩,然后装玻璃心哭得稀里哗啦。 Such behavior, not only does not fall the powder, instead gives a feeling of person of seed grafting rusticity, helping them obtain liking of more bean noodles. 这样的行为,不但不掉粉,反而给人一种接地气的感觉,让他们获得了更多粉丝的喜欢。 Overseas situation Yang Guo is not quite clear, but domestic, September the below load capacity of first week flappy_bird domestic IOS software market has arranged at first! 国外的情况杨果不太清楚,但国内,九月的第一个星期flappy_bird在国内的IOS软件市场的下载量已经排在了第一名！ The fat dragon comes back after Li Yang, smiles grins with ear to ear, because the telephone of their company was hit to explode, many advertising agents brandish the bill to them put up the cash! 肥龙从栗阳回来之后,笑得都合不拢嘴,因为他们公司的电话都被打爆了,好多广告商挥舞着钞票要给他们砸钱呢！ Some established manufacturers try to purchase this game, but, the fat dragon very much aggressively rejected. Now they are not short of money, must the painstaking care sell out oneself does not have the meaning! Lonely such as the hacker of snow to fat dragon their this crowds, changes a game to make the entire world intertwine, this dark crisp ratio makes money also importantly! 更有一些老牌厂商试图要收购这款游戏,不过,肥龙都很霸气地拒绝了。现在他们不差钱了,把自己得心血卖掉多没意思啊！对肥龙他们这群寂寞如雪的黑客来说,捣腾个游戏来让全世界人都纠结起来,这个暗爽比赚钱还重要呢！ When the fat dragon just gave Yang Guo to introduce this game, Qiqi plays very vigorously, until one day of Yang Guo discovered that the kid took own cell phone to play secretly, moreover hid in the dark room, then Yang Guo got angry. 在肥龙刚刚给杨果介绍这款游戏的时候,琪琪玩得很起劲,直到有一天杨果发现小家伙偷偷拿了自己的手机在玩,而且还躲在黑暗的房间里,这下杨果发火了。 Yang Guo was worried that the Qiqi health, decided strictly to control her to contact the time of cell phone. Reason that but, can make Qiqi let loose that pixel bird peacefully, Yang Guo has spent the big time. 杨果担心琪琪的身体健康,决定严格控制了她接触手机的时间。可是,之所以能够让琪琪安安静静地放开那只像素鸟,杨果可是费了好大的功夫。 „If Papa can play last pass/test, Qiqi does not play!” From fat Uncle Long there learned that this small game has the entry, Qiqi has been red the eye to play the entry, therefore she has made this kind of proposition to the father. “如果粑粑能够玩到最后一关,琪琪就不玩了！”从肥龙叔叔那里得知这个小游戏是有通关的,琪琪一直红着眼睛想要玩通关,于是她给爸爸做出了这样一个提议。 What Qiqi plays most is best is more than 270 points! This has made Yang Guo feel that was surprised, plays the entry, when can this be able to handle? 琪琪玩得最好的是270多分！这已经让杨果感到非常惊讶了,玩通关,这要何年何月才能搞定啊？ „Good, the father promises you!” For the daughter, Yang Guo was ready for any sacrifice. “好,爸爸答应你！”为了女儿,杨果可是豁出去了呢。 „Draws the hook hook, lives up to one's words.” Qiqi honk the small mouth, is wanting the father to make the commitment. “拉钩钩,说到做到。”琪琪嘟着小嘴巴,要爸爸作出承诺。 „Not being able to achieve is the puppy!” Yang Guo has drawn the hook hook with her with a smile, then kicks out of the way puppy Gold, has played on the sofa. “做不到是小狗！”杨果笑着跟她拉了钩钩,然后将小狗金子踢开,在沙发上玩了起来。 Yang Guo once zero had been smiled by Qiqi for a long time, but is he really so disappointing? How can? Yang Guo plays the ability of game to be stronger than anybody, Qiqi inherits from the father! 杨果曾经的零分被琪琪笑了好久,但他是真的那么差劲吗？怎么会？杨果玩游戏的能力比任何人都强,琪琪还是继承自爸爸的呢！ Has Yang Guo of strong body controlling force to play this game quickly very skilled . Moreover the result is better and better, from the earliest dozens points to the following several percentages, Yang Guo broke the Qiqi record very much with ease. 拥有着超强的身体控制力的杨果很快就把这个游戏玩得很熟练,而且成绩是越来越好,从最早的几十分到后面的几百分,杨果很轻松地突破了琪琪的记录。 „Your fat Uncle Long said how many minutes last pass/test is? Do not play father's cell phone not to have the electricity, has not gone through customs!” Yang Guo plays, but can also while chatted with Qiqi, he took 563 a moment ago, finally wiped the perspiration to hang, this time, he decided that two hands came together, the left hand played has traded the right hand tired, the right hand plays has traded the left hand tired. “你肥龙叔叔说最后一关是多少分啊？别玩到爸爸的手机没电了,都还不通关呢！”杨果一边玩,还能一边跟琪琪聊天,刚才他拿了563分,结果擦一下汗就挂了,这一次,他决定两只手一起来,左手玩累了换右手,右手玩累了换左手。 However, can't play like this inexhaustibly? Can have an expectation? 不过,也不能够这样无穷无尽地玩下去是吧？总得有个盼头吧？ „Qiqi does not know that does not know!” The kids are flinging the head slyly, agree did not tell the father. She definitely is knows that fat dragon anything will tell her, that fellow has been hoping takes a child, most could not bear Qiqi to act like a spoiled brat to him! “琪琪不知道,不知道！”小家伙狡猾地甩着脑袋,不肯告诉爸爸。她肯定是知道的,肥龙啥都会告诉她,那个家伙一直盼望着要一个孩子,最受不了琪琪给他撒娇了呢！ Yang Guo looked at a Qiqi somewhat dignified expression, his corners of the mouth turn upwards slightly, understood at heart. Last pass/test will not be definitely far, otherwise Qiqi will not be anxious. 杨果看了一眼琪琪有些凝重的表情,他嘴角微微翘起,心里明白了。肯定最后一关不会太远,不然琪琪不会那么紧张的。 Therefore, Yang Guo plays alternately, plays! 于是,杨果左右开弓地玩啊,玩啊！ Plays the ninth percentage time, the environment on screen suddenly changes. Nyima, these green and glossy cement pipes will move unexpectedly! Designer that Ruan Dongha definitely is intentionally, does not press the custom to play a card! Not is only cement pipe can move, it lying this way and that by the strange style layout, Yang Guo is not careful, hit to be suddenly slanting to move the cement pipe, hung...... 玩到第九百分的时候,屏幕上的环境骤然一变。尼玛,这些绿油油的水泥管居然会动了！设计者那个阮东哈肯定是故意的,不按规矩出牌！不仅是水泥管会动,它还横七竖八地以着奇怪的样式布局,杨果一个不小心,就撞到了忽然斜着移动过来水泥管,挂了…… „Did not believe not to handle you!” Yang Guo plays from the morning in the afternoon, makes the lunch to eat to Qiqi except for the middle is playing, Qiqi had slept on the sofa...... “就不信搞不定你了！”杨果从上午玩到下午,除了中间给琪琪做午饭吃都是在玩,琪琪都已经在沙发上睡了一觉…… The front nine percentages are quite easy, following one percentage, basically each very increases a difficulty, to finally, will also appear will have spat the fire along with the bird flight trajectory the big monster! 前面九百分还比较容易,后面一百分,基本上每十分就增加一种难度,到最后,还出现了会随着小鸟飞行轨迹吐火的大怪物！ However! Yang Guo before Fang Beibei comes back, played to go through customs! Yes, has tears streaming down the face! This game can play entry unexpectedly. Just, after the entry, that bored and monotonous conclusion picture made Qiqi be greatly disappointed: „Yeah, Qiqi thinks that finally will have amusingly very amusing matter occurrence!” 但是！杨果在方贝贝回来之前,还是玩通关了！是的,泪流满面啊！这个游戏居然能玩通关。只不过,通关后,那个无聊、单调的结束画面让琪琪大失所望:“哎,琪琪以为最后会有很好玩很好玩的事情发生呢！” This also cuts off the interest that Qiqi has played. 这也就断绝了琪琪玩下去的兴致。 But had a small interlude, after is the fat dragon listens Qiqi calls to complain, expressed that does not believe Yang Guo played to go through customs, therefore, to prove one by Yang Guo that Qiqi and Fang Beibei compelled, so long as again plays. 但这其中发生了一个小插曲,就是肥龙听琪琪打电话来抱怨后,表示不相信杨果真的玩通关了,于是,为了证明自己被琪琪和方贝贝逼的杨果只要再玩一遍。 Qiqi is not convinced, but Fang Beibei is very curious, she wants to look at this with own eyes „miracle” birth, but did not listen to Yang Guo to say. Therefore she at the same time looked that side takes the cell phone to pat in side. 琪琪是不服气,而方贝贝是很好奇,她想亲眼看着这个“奇迹”的诞生,而不是听杨果说。所以她就一边看,一边拿着手机在旁边拍着。 Why pats the video? Because fat Dragon expressed the verbal statements are no guarantee, video was the card! 为什么拍视频？因为肥龙表示空口无凭,视频为证啊！ ( Asked monthly ticket, asked recommendation ~≧▽≦) （求月票,求推荐~≧▽≦）
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