„, What monster have you seen?” “哦,你都见过什么妖怪啊？” The small seductress/evil spirit makes the own tone seem tranquil as far as possible, but the heartbeat cannot help but quicker. 小妖精尽可能让自己的语气显得平静,但心跳已经不由自主地快了许多。 Sun Lang snort/hum, said proudly: „That may be really many! The monster in world, classifies, delimits outline mark seed/type, are really much more, where can 11 count” 孙朗哼了一声,傲然道:“那可实在是多了去了！世间的妖怪,分门別类,划纲标种,实在多得不得了,哪能一一数得过来” Small seductress/evil spirit hears word, in the heart gives birth to „him to understand immediately really many” admires to feel, then hears the sigh of prostitute personality: „Started.” 小妖精闻言,心中立刻生出了“哇他懂得真多”的高山仰止感,然后就听到婊人格的叹息:“又开始了。” thanks Wei has not known that what's the matter, blinks: „...... For example?” 谢唯还不知道怎么回事,眨了眨眼睛:“……比如呢？” Sun Lang raised up a finger: „In cracks child has the grandmother, heard?” 孙朗竖起了一根指头:“隙间童姥,听说过没？” The small seductress/evil spirit bewildered shakes the head. 小妖精一脸茫然地摇头。 „Friendless and unlearned.” Sun Lang sighed, „good, through the ages, had the thing to absorb the world spiritual energy to become demon for many years, for example these ship monster ship essences, fled in all directions above the network, trapped the dead dwelling money, have this you always heard?” “孤陋寡闻。”孙朗叹道,“好吧,古往今来,有死物经年吸收天地灵气而成精怪者,譬如那些船妖舰精,流窜于网络之上,诱骗死宅钱物,这你总听说过吧？” thanks Wei stares saying: „...... Can the ship also become a ghost? Also, what is the network?” 谢唯瞪眼道:“……船还能成精？还有,网络是什么？” „, Really is the countryside girl.” Sun Lang sighed, „young people, you must study, the experience was so superficial, didn't feel disgraced?” “哇,果然是个乡下丫头啊。”孙朗叹气道,“年轻人,你还要多读书,见识如此浅薄,不觉得丟人吗？” thanks Weinu: „Are you fooling me? In what cracks child the grandmother, that is what ghost name, ship fine what, can the ship how become a ghost?” 谢唯怒道:“你是不是在唬我啊？什么隙间童姥,那是什么鬼名字,还有船精什么的,船怎么能成精呢？” „How ship cannot become a ghost, the spear/gun can become a ghost, the sword can become a ghost, even the feces can become a ghost!” “船怎么不能成精了,枪都能成精,刀剑都能成精,连大便都能成精呢！” The Sun Lang squint said: „Also, the speech limelight, in this cracks child the grandmother, is a extraordinary great person, in this cracks two characters, are her ability and method, this child grandmother two characters, is her characteristics......” 孙朗斜眼道:“还有,说话注意点,这隙间童姥,可是个了不起的大人物,这隙间二字,是她的本领和手段,这童姥二字,则是她的特性……” The small seductress/evil spirit refuses to accept saying: „Is the child, is the grandmother, is she young old lady is inadequate?” 小妖精不服道:“又是童,又是姥的,难道她是个十几岁的老太婆不成？” Sun Lang said excitedly: „Right! Your this child is really smart, really should be stuck on the keyboard by a palm of the hand......” 孙朗激动道:“对啊！你这孩子真是聪明伶俐,真该被一巴掌糊到键盘上……” Why must suffer the palm of the hand, the keyboard is anything, cannot understand completely...... 为什么要挨巴掌,键盘又是什么,完全听不懂…… The small seductress/evil spirit good and evil played plans, wants to inquire the matter of corner/horn tiger calmly, if can lure Sun Lang to mention elder brother's matter as outsider, searches the rumor again calmly, understands the cause and effect, that is also good...... who knows that Sun Lang does not swallow the bait unexpectedly, instead said at sixes and sevens some she has not listened to thing. 小妖精好歹玩了一次心机,想要若无其事地打听一下角虎的事情,如果能以局外人的身份诱使孙朗讲出兄长的事情,再若无其事地探一探口风,了解一下前因后果,那也是好的……谁知道孙朗居然不上钩,反而乱七八糟地说了些她从没有听过的东西。 Therefore she regarded doing a perfunctory job of Sun Lang it naturally. 所以她理所当然地将其当成了孙朗的敷衍塞责。 thanks Wei is discontented saying: „I have not heard this name, without listening to the trans ship fine sword monster, you cannot say thing that some I can understand? For example...... for example......” 谢唯不满道:“我从来都没有听说过这种名字,也没有听过船精剑妖的,你就不能说些我能听懂的东西吗？比如说……比如说……” For example what? Can't raise the corner/horn tiger directly? In this case, will expose all of a sudden. 比如说什么？总不能直接提角虎吧？这样的话,一下子就会暴露掉的。 thanks Wei thinks quickly in emergencies, immediately remembered few days ago that uncouthly impolite and arbitrary overbearingly and in an instant by the monster prince who the hand rips: „For example that ancient Diao! You also saw his corpse!” 谢唯急中生智,顿时想起了前些日子那个粗鲁无礼、蛮横霸道而转眼间就被手撕的妖怪王子:“比如说那个古雕！你也看到他的尸体了吧！” Sun Lang was startled: „, You did not say that I forgot unexpectedly, child's body was also buried by me there, has not harvested with enough time, whole body material......” 孙朗惊了一下:“诶哟,你不说我居然都忘了,那孩子的尸体还被我埋在那里,没来得及收割呢,满身的素材啊……” The small seductress/evil spirit coldly is looking at him, unexpectedly even method of goading somebody into action used: „You attend to about him, does not know at all, can only compile the thing that I do not know to dodge me?” 小妖精冷冷地望着他,居然连激将法都用上了:“你顾左右而言他,是不是一问三不知,只能编造我所不知道的东西搪塞我？” What a pity, Sun Lang these years bickered to fight, method of goading somebody into action low level skill cannot break to guard simply, he hey however said: „, I listened to the story of monster to grow up in childhood, what attractive female ghost, what Madame White Snake, what Ying Ning, Journey to the West that big pile of stories......” 可惜,孙朗这些年跟人斗嘴斗惯了,激将法这种低级的技能简直破不了防,他嘿然道:“哇,我小时候都是听着妖怪的故事长大的,什么倩女幽魂啊,什么白蛇传啊,什么婴宁啊,还有西游记那一大堆故事啊……” thanks Wei is innocent, to all curious ages, although at this time gloomy mood hundred revolutions, but does to the Sun Lang tone really extremely at will with ease, her own bitter in suffering and deep in hatred is not getting up, hears probably very fierce story names from his mouth , she unexpectedly also somewhat is at once curious: „What stories that...... is that?” 谢唯正是天真烂漫、对一切充满好奇的年纪,虽然此时愁绪百转,但奈何孙朗的语气实在太过随意轻松,连带着她自己都苦大仇深不起来,从他嘴里听到一个个好像很厉害的故事名字,一时之间,她竟然也有些好奇:“那……那都是些什么故事啊？” „This......” Sun Lang summarized, said that „how front these speak the monster, how behind that is to say kills the monster, legend story that human about monster, these two kinds.” “这个……”孙朗总结了一下,说道,“前面那些是讲怎么妖怪的,后面那个是讲怎么杀妖怪的,人类关于妖怪的传说故事,也就这两类啊。” thanks Wei the face was also red, she is angry saying: „Why you...... you are playing tricks on me all day! I...... I said the proper business to you!” 谢唯的脸又红了,她大怒道:“你……你为什么整天都在戏弄我！我……我跟你说正事呢！” Sun Lang bewildered say/way: „What proper business? Weren't we discussing your race before? Isn't this chatting?” 孙朗莫名其妙道:“什么正事啊？我们之前不是在谈论你的种族吗？这不是在闲聊吗？” „......” Original topic unknowingly already crookedly to this situation? Small seductress/evil spirit at once, have mixed feelings, she is looking at Sun Lang, the concern does not know filled with mentions from where, how does not know to speak, this matter she felt, human affairs “……”原来话题不知不觉已经歪到这种地步了么？小妖精一时之间,心情复杂之极,她望着孙朗,满腔心事不知道从何说起,不知道如何言说,这事她才觉得,世事 So is unexpectedly numerous and diverse changeable, in the world compared with mountain complex innumerable times, the words that wants to speak are unable to say directly, the matter that wants to handle actually must consider all sorts of consequences. 竟然如此繁杂多变,比山中的世界复杂了无数倍,想说的话无法直接说出口,想做的事情却要考虑种种后果。 She can all bring to light all things straightforwardly, asked to Sun Lang open and aboveboard, but after asking ? How should also? What to do then can? Wants the answer, but sought one to feel at ease, but after feeling at ease, how should? Moreover, if his reply isn't able to feel at ease by oneself? 她本可以直截了当地将所有的事情全都挑明,堂堂正正地向孙朗发问,但问完之后呢？又该如何呢？接下来又要怎么办？想要得到答案,只不过求一个心安,但心安之后又该怎么样？而且,如果他的回答无法让自己心安呢？ thanks Weiyue thinks, more is at heart suffering, the anger is bigger, she is looking at Sun Lang that hateful face, wants to get angry, told her sanely, without reason that the ignition was angry, this simple and honest little miss more is more puzzled, stamps the feet angrily, turns the head to run, left behind soul-stirring angry roaring: „Your this pest!” Sun Lang has a scare, does not know why completely this young monster gets angry, in an instant, this miss has run by far, can see that by far her long bread twist pigtail one flings another to fling in behind. 谢唯越想,心里越委屈,火气就越大,她望着孙朗那张可恶的脸,想要发火,理智却告诉她,没有发火生气的理由,这个淳朴的小姑娘越想越纠结,愤愤然跺了跺脚,转头就跑,留下了一句荡气回肠的怒吼:“你这个讨厌鬼！”孙朗吓了一跳,完全不知道这小妖怪为什么发火,转眼之间,这个姑娘就已经跑得远远的,远远能看到她那条长长的麻花辫在背后一甩又一甩。 „I how I?” Sun Lang touches the head, „did big maternal aunt come? Waits for...... the monster also to have the big maternal aunt?” “我怎么了我？”孙朗摸了摸脑袋,“大姨妈来了？等等……妖怪也有大姨妈？” The girl who was also merry explodes on the sudden mood in an instant, displays various unreadable unusual actions, for example bewildered is low and deep on the mood, for example bewildered grins to cry, made one unable to feel the mind completely, this was passes through the human history always to puzzle one of the masculine several race difficult problems probably...... the girl is really complex. 原本还有说有笑的女孩子转眼之间就突然情绪爆炸,表现出各种令人难以理解的反常举动,譬如莫名其妙就心情低沉,譬如莫名其妙就咧嘴大哭,完全令人摸不着头脑,这大概是贯穿人类历史始终的困扰男性的几个种族难题之一吧……女孩子真是太复杂了。 He has a mind to look for the prostitute personality to ask, what a pity the flatter prostitutes hang in thanks Wei body today, naturally also followed thanks Weiyi to start running, asked that cannot ask. 他有心找婊人格问问,可惜阿婊今天挂在谢唯身上,自然也跟着谢唯一起跑了,问也问不到。 Sun Lang thought for quite a while, suddenly in the mind flashes through together miraculous, looking like Kornan discovered finally the only truth is ordinary, a face shock said: „She liked me!?” 孙朗想了半天,突然脑海中闪过一道灵光,就像是柯南终于发现了唯一一个真相一般,一脸震惊道:“难道她喜欢上我了！？” Probably only then this reason can explain! 好像只有这个理由可以解释了！ Falls into of Sun Lang life three big misconception squat on the ground makes an effort to think, as if truly can explain clear all unusual and changes. 陷入人生三大错觉之一的孙朗蹲在地上用力想了想,似乎确实能够解释得清所有的反常和变化。 The 11 this fellow two days actions of were unusual, frequently is often looking at me secretly, always before me said that this said that looked for the topic forcefully, spoke thoughtlessly after by me how many sexually harassed, even if at that time got angry, afterward will also collect calmly, must continue not to have the words to look for the words with me, if were not interested in me, how to so never say die? 一一这家伙这两天的举动非常反常,经常动不动就在偷瞄我,总是在我面前说这说那,强行找话题,被我随口调戏几句之后,就算当时发了火,事后还会若无其事地凑上来,还是要继续跟我没话找话,若是对我不感兴趣,怎么会如此锲而不舍？ 11 have! She always discusses the matter of monster calmly, what is definitely suggesting, in hesitant? Hesitant I to the view of monster? 11 moreover these days her the worried appearance, a person was in a daze in the one side frequently, does not know that is thinking anything......, the young girl fell into is sour and feeling of sweet shy first love...... 一一还有！她总是若无其事地谈论妖怪的事情,肯定是在暗示什么,是不是在犹豫呢？犹豫我对妖怪的看法吗？一一而且这些天她心事重重的样子,经常一个人在一旁发呆,不知道在想什么……哎呀呀,少女陷入又酸又甜的青涩初恋的感觉啊…… „Hehehe, hehe, hehe” “嘿嘿嘿,嘿嘿嘿嘿,嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿” Squatted voiced a series of strange smile in ground Sun Lang, his close to slap in Shiraba Wei's head, showed the embarrassed smile conveniently: „Do not say that Old Man white, I, although the charm is much bigger, but has people of liking, yes, I am so graceful, in the world likes my person not knowing where many to went, do I want to respond to that sentiment?” 蹲在地上的孙朗发出了一连串诡异的笑容,他随手一巴掌扇在了白羽威的头上,露出了不好意思的笑容:“别这么说啊,白老头,我虽然魅力大得惊人,但已经有喜欢的人们了,是啊,我这么帅,世上喜欢我的人不知道多到哪里去了,难道我都要回应那感情吗？” He thinks, exuded a more appalling laughter again. Then Sun Lang is Tianshan six Yang Zhangmen on Shiraba Wei's forehead, is radiant with smiles saying: „Am I happy?, How you cannot the dirty person be baseless pure, old fogy, I in worried, in hesitant, does not want to injure to young girl that pure mind , my worry, your whole life will not understand? I did not lower oneself to the same level with you.” 他又想了一阵,再度发出了更加令人毛骨悚然的笑声。然后孙朗又是一记天山六阳掌闷在白羽威的脑门上,笑容可掬道:“我在高兴？不不不,你怎么能凭空污人清白呢,老家伙,我是在苦恼,是在犹豫,是不想伤到少女那纯真的心灵,罢了,我这种苦恼,你这辈子都不会明白的吧？我就不跟你一般见识了。” Sun Lang kept sighing, looked like Xin Qiji because of great aspiration is difficult to fulfill, no intimate friend despondent wrote „to pat depressed the parapet, unmanned meeting, ascended a height to get a broad view intent” such, he also to how process little miss that shy sentiment, but disconsolate, by one set of head that destroyed the heart palm Old Man white patted, what a pity also same no one knew in his heart was worried. 孙朗长吁短叹了一番,就像是辛弃疾因壮志难酬、了无知音的抑郁苦闷而写出了“把栏杆拍遍,无人会、登临意”那样,他也为了如何处理小姑娘那青涩的感情而惆怅不已,以一套摧心掌将白老头的脑袋又拍了一遍,可惜也同样没有人知晓他心中的苦恼了。 After firing off, he sighed deeply: „Oh, can make the little miss burst into tears? I really am a sinful man......, damn, how to be wet?” 打完之后,他又长叹了一声:“唉,难道又要让小姑娘流泪了吗？我真是个罪孽深重的男人啊……咦,他妈的,怎么湿漉漉的？” Sun Lang suddenly thought that the palm is somewhat unusual, the surprise lifts the hand to look, discovered that in the palm were many some water stain, followed not to bump into that big miss carefully, he has a scare: „Lying trough?” 孙朗突然觉得手掌有些异样,诧异地抬起手来一瞧,发现掌中多了些水渍,就跟不小心碰到了那家的大姑娘似的,他吓了一跳:“卧槽？” Lowers the head looked, Shiraba prestige is staring to visit him, in that big eye, the mist was dense, was full of the grievance of feeling indignant but not daring to speak out. 低头一看,白羽威正瞪着眼睛看着他,那双大眼睛里,水雾氤氲,充满了敢怒而不敢言的委屈。 But water stain in Sun Lang hand, came from on Shiraba Wei's face, this boy had not just made a sound unexpectedly, but the tears have flowed two creeks, is flowing brillant outward. 而孙朗手中的水渍,就来自于白羽威的脸上,这厮刚刚居然没发出一点声音,但眼泪早已流成两道小河,晔晔地往外流着。 ...... Hey, has not moistened the nasal mucus luckily, good especially disgusting. ……噫,幸亏没有沾到鼻涕,好特么恶心啊。 Sun Lang scratched scratching on Shiraba Wei's clothes the hand, then realized which place is a little not probably right. 孙朗将手在白羽威的衣服上擦了擦,然后意识到了哪个地方好像有点不对。 Two people look at each other in blank dismay. 两人面面相觑。 Sun Lang is looking at Shiraba prestige that face, as if realized anything: „Wait...... you special......” 孙朗望着白羽威那张脸,似乎意识到了什么:“等等……你特么的……” The white feather prestige he, in the eye is startled and fearing, the expression also so, with seeing the big tiger same, closely was sipping the mouth, seems enduring anything. 白羽威望着他,眼中又惊又惧,表情也同样如此,就跟看到了大老虎一样,紧紧地抿着嘴巴,似乎在忍着什么。 But his expression, his enduring, his suppressing, is collapsing gradually. Bore, bears, bears...... cannot bear! 但他的表情,他的坚忍,他的强忍,正在渐渐地崩溃。忍住,忍住,忍住……忍不住了！ Shiraba prestige opened the mouth, closed the eye, next quarter, earth-shaking weeping and wailing sound. 白羽威张大了嘴巴,闭上了眼睛,下一刻,惊天动地的哭喊声响了起来。 „......!” “……哇！”