„How am I your father?” “我来做你爹怎么样？” If 35 days ago, some people dare the dialog to inspire clearly speak, making not to remain the bone by the awe-inspiring Bai head of household. 如果是三五天之前,有人敢对白振明这么说话,早就被威风八面的白家家主给弄得连骨头都不剩了。 But human is a very inexpensive lifeform. 但人类是一种很贱的生物。 don't said that was the son, before the grandsons had even done, that little while own father recognized the father forcefully, implicated him also to become the grandson, but the own performance...... actually can only with flattering and flattering over the two days to describe. 莫说是儿子了,之前连孙子都做过,那会儿还是自家的老爹强行认父,连累了他也成了孙子,但这两天自己的表现……却只能用谄媚和讨好来形容了。 If nothing else, all treatment arrangements of related Sun Lang are he inquire personally, from serving the population candidate to the three meals a day arrangement is as for various resources supplies, is white Zhenming scrutinizes and decision, perhaps even the emperor royal cart comes this, he cannot achieve mostly so carefully, its performance has no difference from the actual grandson. 别的不说,有关孙朗的一切待遇安排都是他亲自过问的,从伺候的人数人选到三餐安排乃至于各种资源供应,全都是白振明自己来审阅和拍板,恐怕就算是皇帝御驾来此,他多半都做不到如此上心,其表现已经与实际的孙子没什么差别了。 Therefore, hears the Sun Lang so view, Bai Jia zhu smiled bitterly: „Marshal, do not crack a joke, my such unpromising mediocre person, how with being your son.” 所以,听到孙朗如此说法,白家主只是苦笑了一声:“元帅,您就别开玩笑了,我这么个没出息的庸人,怎配做您的儿子。” Sun Lang rolls the eyes saying: „You think where? I said the proper business to you.” 孙朗翻白眼道:“你想到哪里去了？我跟你说正事呢。” white Zhenming is first startled, immediately responded quickly, startled say/way: „You...... you meant, you must disguise as my father, has to do with these martial arts world people?” 白振明先是一怔,随即很快反应过来,惊道:“您……您是说,您要假扮我父亲,与那些武林人士打交道？” The Sun Lang nod said: „However, has a plan for the present , can only so, your father remain unconscious, even if wakes up is still mental handicap, how can deal with these sly Jianghu guests?” 孙朗点头道:“然也,为今之计,也只能如此了吧,你爹昏迷不醒,就算醒来也是个智障,怎么能跟那些狡猾的江湖客打交道？” Inspires outwardly the color of reveal feeling embarrassed white/in vain. 白振明面露为难之色。 How saying that...... that is the father who guarantee exchange if not genuine, making Sun Lang act Shiraba prestige, his is the son, the feeling is at heart irritable. 怎么说呢……那可是自家如假包换的老子,让孙朗去扮演白羽威,他这个做儿子的,心里感觉非常别扭。 He long ago, learned in the chat exchange with father the strange personality of this young grand marshal, but over the two days with being together of this person, carried out the beforehand impression, now what he most is worried, this boy acts the own father, when the time comes plays the heart same place, how the messing things up wool does the strength,...... 他早在很久之前,就在与父亲的闲谈交流中得悉了这个年纪轻轻的大元帅的古怪性情,而这两天与此人的相处,更是落实了之前的印象,他现在最担心的是,这厮扮演自己的父亲,到时候玩心一起,胡搞毛搞怎么力、…… Sun Lang stares saying: „What expression you are, you suspected that I will seize the chance to do the matter as your father when the time comes, makes dirtily the reputation of Bai?” 孙朗瞪眼道:“你这是什么表情,难道你怀疑我到时候会以你父亲的身份趁机搞事,将你白家的名声弄得乌七八糟吗？” „......” On white Zhenming the face flows off cold sweat, said with a smile dry/does, „how can, how be able, but, the work you condescended to do this matter, really some...... felt sorry, feel sorry......” “……”白振明的脸上流下一丝冷汗,干笑道,“怎么会,怎么会,只是,劳您屈尊做这事儿,实在有些……过意不去,过意不去……” Sun Lang nods: „Right, you also calculate a little conscience, knows that I make this decision to have am not easy. After all my solemn grandmaster expert, has the own dignity with insisting, the grandmaster bearing can't you understand? Is everything is frank and upright, all are broad and level, never plays empty and Yin. Today I for your Bai, am willing to condescend to act your father, really gave your huge faces......” 孙朗点了点头:“是吗,那你还算有点良心,知道我做出这个决定有多么不容易。毕竟我这堂堂的宗师高手,是有自己的尊严与坚持的,宗师气度你懂不懂？就是凡事光明正大,一切都坦坦荡荡,从不玩虚的和阴的。今天我为了你们白家,愿意屈尊扮演你爹,实在是给了你们天大的面子……” ...... I. ……我呸。 white Zhenming at heart unstated criticism, but actually does not dare to display on the face, his instinct is troubled about Sun Lang this bold proposal, said: „But...... but, you seem like do not look like......” 白振明在心里腹诽,但却不敢在脸上表现出来,他本能地对孙朗这大胆的提案感到不安,又说道:“可……可是,您看起来也不太像啊……” In the folk, so-called disguise technique was passed on wonderfully, in the mouth of storyteller, this mysterious and fearful technique simply is the world's most virtually impossible to guard against giving up study, a human skin mask, can make you turn into others thoroughly, in an instant, you can appear with another face in the front of the world, simply is the home travel killing and torching necessary nondefective. 在民间,所谓的易容术被传得神乎其神,在说书人的口中,这种神秘而可怕的技艺简直是天底下最防不胜防的绝学,一张人皮面具,就能让你彻底变成别人,转眼之间,你就可以用另一张面孔出现在世人的面前,简直是居家旅行杀人放火必备良品。 But white Zhenming this powerful family sovereign actually knows, this type was blown the wonderful technology, does not exist. 但白振明这种世家大族的宗主却知道,这种被吹得神乎其神的技术,根本就不存在。 In this world really has so-called disguise technique, but like people the mystery of that legend, at best through not wearing the wig and post beard, turns the eyelid and point black mole and so on method, dresses up another person a person in a short time, to achieve conceals the trace secret line/traverse goal. 这世上确实有所谓的易容术,但绝不像人们所传说的那么神奇,充其量就是通过戴假发、贴胡须、翻眼皮、点黑痣之类的法子,将一个人在短时间内打扮成另外一个人,以达成匿踪秘行的目的。 This knowledge is also broad and profound, but actually does not include imitates another person perfectly, can only try confusing falsehood with the truth at most, looks from afar, could deceive slightly, but approaches to look, deceives others radically. 这一门学问也算是博大精深,但却不包括完美地模仿另外一个人,顶多只能试着以假乱真,远远看去,或许可以稍稍糊弄,但走近一看,根本骗不过其他人。 The reason is very simple 11 materials. 原因很简单一一材料。 Everyone is unique, each face is also unique, that is the secret of life breeding, is the creator highest masterpiece, wants to imitate perfectly such as to ascend to heaven difficultly radically, moreover world, although is big, cannot discover to be able the perfect fitting human body and so-called person skin mask to make that the lifelike material, let alone, the person the muscle and bone of face the setting, has wanted to change, easier said than done. 每一个人是独一无二的,每一张脸也是独一无二的,那是生命孕育的秘密,是造物主最高的杰作,想要完美模仿根本难如登天,况且天下虽大,也根本找不出能够完美贴合人体、将所谓人皮面具弄得惟妙惟肖的材料,更何况,人脸部的肌肉和骨头都已经定形,想要更改,谈何容易。 Therefore, Sun Lang wants to disguise as Shiraba prestige this matter...... is difficult such as to ascend to heaven radically, If nothing else, two people figure missed. 所以,孙朗想要假扮白羽威这事……根本就是难如登天,别的不说,两人的身形就差了很多。 white Zhenming the own worry and an idea saying, Sun Lang smiled. 白振明将自己的担心和想法一说,孙朗就笑了起来。 „This is actually not difficult.” Sun Lang said, „ your father lives in seclusion in the two years, it is estimated that without seeing any bystander, he was fat or shou, who knows? As for the appearance...... this truly is an issue, after all I want handsome compared with your father too “这个倒是不难。”孙朗说道,“你爹这两年深居简出,估计没有见过任何外人吧,他是胖了还是痩了,有谁知道？至于长相……这确实是个问题,毕竟我比你爹要英俊太 Were many, any puts on make-up to dress up and skill that easy to accommodate, is unable to cover my to make the charm that the world changes colors completely sufficiently, is easy to reveal the secret...... ” 多了,任何化妆打扮和易容的技巧,都无法完全遮盖我那足以令天地失色的帅气,以至于非常容易露馅……” Out of the door transmits was constraining smiles lowly, wants not to need to think, definitely is that small seductress/evil spirit. 门外传来了一声压抑着的低笑,连想都不用想,肯定是那个小妖精的。 The Sun Lang complexion is invariable , to continue saying: „This are not related, the key of issue is not this, the bystander's impression to your father, does not lie in his appearance. In their eyes, your father is the statesman who has served under three consecutive emperors, the Tianyuan hero, is gold/metal luminary Sword Saint, is in this world one of the most powerful masters, therefore the key of issue lies in this, I said, you did understand?” 孙朗面色不变,继续道:“不过这个也没关系,问题的关键不是这个,外人对你爹的印象,也不在于他的长相。在他们眼里,你爹是三朝元老,天元英雄,更是金曜剑圣,是这世上最强大的宗师之一,所以问题的关键就在于这个,我这么说,你明白了吗？” white Zhenming the look moves, yes...... Sun Lang acts the father, his martial arts was absolutely sufficient, even can cultivate/repair with his martial arts for forestalls opponent by a show of strength, makes up for many errors 白振明神色一动,是啊……孙朗来扮演父亲,他的武功绝对够数了,甚至可以用他的武学修为来先声夺人,弥补很多错漏 The Sun Lang nod said: „Therefore , is this, the person can pretend, but martial arts could not pretend absolutely, these Jianghu people want to break the head even, cannot think that you can look for a martial arts to disguise as your father compared with your father stronger person, therefore, gold/metal luminary Sword Saint Shiraba prestige self-cultivation and not asking at the family/home the human affairs, cherished the matter of Sichuan, is framing by planting stolen goods on to falsely accuse absolutely......” 孙朗点头道:“所以说,就是这样,人可以假冒,但武功绝对假冒不了,那些江湖人士就算想破了头,也想不到你能找来一个武功比你爹更强的人来假扮你爹,所以,金曜剑圣白羽威正在家中修身养性、不问世事,怀川之事,绝对是在栽赃诬陷……” The Bai main disk is said: „Your meaning is, you do not make an appearance directly, but reveals martial arts, making them give way before difficulties?” 白家主盘算道:“您的意思是,您不直接露面,而是显露武功,令他们知难而退？” Sun Lang said: „Naturally, your father what kind of status, they said after all can it be that sees sees, when the time comes only needs in the roar several throats, chops several sword air/Qi, frightened to frighten that them on proper. After all they have not caught ironclad evidence to gather in great numbers to visit, was in the wrong three points, ‚Shiraba prestige’, since has voiced to overrule, they also do dare to pester?” 孙朗说道:“当然了,毕竟你爹何等身份,岂是他们说见就见的,到时候只需要吼上几嗓子,劈出几道剑气,将他们吓上一吓那就妥了。毕竟他们没有抓到真凭实据就聚众上门,原本就理亏三分,‘白羽威’既然已经发声否决,他们还敢蛮缠到底吗？” white Zhenming thinks, discovered this indulgent plan also really some feasibility, some meanings move unexpectedly. 白振明想了想,发现这个异想天开的计划居然还真有一些可行性,不禁有些意动。 ......, If not make an appearance directly, but separates passes message spatially, making him pretend to be the father, probably also has no risk. ……嗯,如果不直接露面,而是隔空传音的话,让他来冒充父亲,好像也没有什么风险。 After all he only with opens mouth, even if can say again, can raise the big storm? 毕竟他只凭着一张嘴,就算再能说,又能掀起多大的风浪？ white Zhenming considered, impeaches however excited: „This matter...... perhaps feasible, I must go back to think, improves to plan, but Marshal, my father he......” 白振明前后考虑了一番,不由抨然心动:“这事……也许可行,我还得回去想想,完善一下计划,不过元帅,我爹他……” Sun Lang beckons with the hand saying: „Your actually fathers and sons affectionate, a day does not see thinks, walks, makes you have a look again.” 孙朗摆手道:“你们倒是父子情深,一天不见就想得慌,走吧,再让你去看看。” white Zhenming look one gloomy, said in a soft voice: „Yes.” 白振明眼神一黯,轻声道:“是。” At this moment, his son wants to visit the father, must...... actually go so far as after the approval of opposite party so. 事到如今,他这个儿子想要探望父亲,都要经过对方的准许了……竟至如此。 white Zhenming and Sun Lang go out, the small seductress/evil spirit has a scare, hurries to flash one side, sees the Sun Lang vision to look, her instinct stands at attention, said: „I and I am not listening secretly! You do not close the gate, come to hear!” 白振明与孙朗出了门,小妖精吓了一跳,慌忙闪到一边,见孙朗的目光瞄过来,她本能地立正,说道:“我、我可不是在偷听！你们连门都不关,过来就能听到！” Sun Lang looked at her one eyes: „Our that little while buzz humming sound time, why to close the door outmoded.” 孙朗看了她一眼:“俺们那会儿嗡嗡嗡的时候,干什么都不兴关门的。” The small seductress/evil spirit tilts the head said: „Buzz humming sound? What is that?” 小妖精歪头道:“嗡嗡嗡？那是什么？” The prostitute personality said in inner world: „Does not need to manage, he said often some bewildered words, no one can understand, before this, everyone will also closely examine from the beginning curiously, then he excited will draw you to give you to explain, then carries over the thing that at least five you cannot understand, therefore afterward, only listens not to ask Zhao Yunlong.” 婊人格在精神世界里说道:“不用管,他经常说些莫名其妙的话,谁都听不懂,以前就这样,一开始大家还会好奇地追问一番,然后他就会一脸兴奋地拉着你给你解释,然后又带出至少五个你听不懂的东西,所以后来,连赵云龙都只听不问了。” thanks Weileng said: „Is he very lonely?” 谢唯愣道:“那他岂不是很寂寞？” The sword is startled spirit, then said lightly: „How is, is he himself is not willing to give up, who comes to be useless.” 剑灵一怔,然后淡淡道:“是又怎么样,是他自己不愿意放弃,谁来都没用。” thanks Wei stares, she is looking at the back that Sun Lang and white Zhenming departs, thinks, immediately with. 谢唯又是一愣,她望着孙朗与白振明离去的背影,想了想,立刻跟了上去。 „Hey, you must do.” “喂,你又要干什么。” „Is a little curious...... his body to seem like many stories.” “有点好奇啦……他身上好像有很多故事。” „Matter that naturally, he experiences in the eight years, is your stupid girl ten lifetime not unimaginable, but...... you determined that you are curious about him?” “当然,他这八年经历的事情,是你这种蠢丫头十辈子都无法想象的,不过……你确定你对他感到好奇？” „What's wrong? Before oneself has not seen strange thing, having the curiosity is very normal.” “怎么了？对自己之前没有见过的奇怪的事物,产生好奇心是很正常的吧。” „I urged you actually to his far point......, your type tenderhearted to and old-fashioned stubborn fellow in a complete mess, if knew that matter......” “我倒是劝你离他远一点……哼,你这种心软到一塌糊涂又古板死硬的家伙要是知道了那事……” „What matter?” “什么事？” „...... It‘s nothing, you want to do, with? Understood carefully his bed comes up!” “……没什么,你想作死,就跟上去啊？小心了解到他床上去！” „Sister Lu, you said anything! He...... he is I kills the brother personal enemy, this point will not change, I...... I how possibly with him......” “鲁姐姐,你说什么啊！他……他是我杀兄仇人,这一点是绝不会更改的,我……我怎么可能跟他……” „Snort.” “哼。” „...... You snort/hum anything!” “……你哼什么啊！” Bickers with the sword spirit, the small seductress/evil spirit while dá dá dá dá with, detained Shiraba Wei's place, another side building in this yard, the great distance is very near, nearly to Sun Lang one second can the sword air/Qi bang tearing world in the past. 一边跟剑灵斗嘴,小妖精一边哒哒哒哒地跟了上来,关押白羽威的地方,就在这间大院的另一处厢房,相隔很近,近到孙朗一秒钟就能将撕裂天地的剑气轰过去。 Is the safe distance. 是安全距离。 Here also no one guards, actually the cold feeling that makes one experience a frightening situation, just like the sharpness of sword blade and body, white Zhenming knows. 这里也没有人把守,却有一股让人汗毛竖立的冷冽感,宛如剑锋及体的锋锐,白振明知道这是怎么回事。 When said that Sun Lang looked for some bedding shops casually on the ground, then put the father, immediately is in front of own to bring a long candlestick conveniently, rubs two to rub, rubbed an iron rod, after pulling a good flower, circled, drew a circle in father's whole body with the iron rod, immediately the surroundings became the sword air/Qi to be dense. 当曰孙朗随便找了些被褥铺在地上,然后就将父亲放了上去,随即当着自己的面随手拿来一个长烛台,搓上两搓,就搓成了一根铁棒,挽了个棒花之后,就绕地一圈,在父亲的周身用铁棒画了一个圆,随即周围就变得剑气森然。 He still remembers that clearly clearly Sun Lang then smile 11 under hit slyly, as if did what misdemeanor to be the same. 他还清楚明白地记得孙朗当时的笑容一一非常狡猾而欠打,仿佛做了什么坏事一般。