A Chapter 291 iron old ape, is righteous 第291章铁头老猿,深明大义 Roux is a small place, in this side small world, does not have the secret and news, all big events will be handed down by, tossing about said, loved to talk about is very long. 鲁镇是个小地方,在这一方小小的天地之中,是没有秘密和新闻的,所有的大事件都会被口口相传,翻过来复过去的说,被人们津津乐道很久。 Like the past years, Kong middle I and thanks Agui the salt fish turned over/stood up, with great speed the mysterious increasing the family fortunes story of rise, as well as Lu declined, the big event that Zhao Jia met with a disaster, does not know that was idled the bored Eight Trigrams (gossip) parties to discuss does not know many returned. 就像当年,孔仲吾和谢阿贵咸鱼翻身、火速崛起的神秘发家故事,以及鲁家败落,赵家遭殃的大事件,不知被闲得无聊的八卦党们讨论了不知多少回。 But today, has the recent flash news appeared, how could gossips the parties to bog down? 而今天,新的大新闻已经出现,八卦党们岂能停滞不前？ Just, this time story wanted explosive innumerable times compared with the past, from the last night day falling thing, to today's flying in circles monkey invasion, and even Zhao and He loathsome appearance fearsome whole families exterminates...... can interpolate in the town/subdues will simply, several hundred years later was processed the place to record strange or supernatural events the story even intangible cultural heritage that. 只不过,这次的故事比以往都要劲爆无数倍,从昨晚的天降之物,到今日的翔猴入侵,乃至赵家与何家死相可怖的满门诛灭……简直都可以写进镇志里,几百年后被加工成地方志怪故事甚至非物质文化遗产的那种。 But this all, with a semblance seems like that the average man and innermost feelings have the cannot erase relation just like the abnormal fellow, right, the name of that person is...... Zhou Xun! 而这所有的一切,都与一个外表看似常人、内心却宛如变态的家伙有着不可磨灭的联系,没错,那个人的名字就是……周迅！ Expressed that all these with Sun Lang that I completely have not related, bringing apes and monkeys Druid who is receiving newly to accompany, left soon earth-shaking Roux, went to an iron old ape to say Pingqiao Village that. 表示这一切跟我全然没有关系的孙朗,带着新收的猿猴德鲁伊随从,离开了即将天翻地覆的鲁镇,前往铁头老猿所说的平桥村。 Now, the leader of so-called five wild meeting, becomes key that decodes this dead end open intrigue. 如今,所谓的五猖会的首领,成为了破解这死局阳谋的关键。 After all, another two members of five wild meetings an iron old ape said that about the snake female and wolf woman's description, as well as Sir Zhao mansion the loathsome appearance of people, as well as Kong thanked four people of missing questionable points...... all these all, quite had regards the feeling...... 毕竟,铁头老猿所说的五猖会的另外两名成员,关于蛇女和狼妪的描述,以及赵老太爷府中的人们的死相,以及孔谢四人失踪的疑点……这一切的一切,都相当有即视感啊…… According to an iron old ape, Pingqiao Village is one to the sea not far quite remote small village, the villagers take farming and hitting the fishing as to live, is almost self-sufficient, has not very had the feeling the place, therefore suits does some small work- for example forms association illegally with the black violent industry. 据铁头老猿说,平桥村是一个离海不远的较为偏僻的小村庄,村民以种田和打渔为生,几乎自给自足,是个挺没有存在感的地方,所以适合做一些微小的工作-比如说非法结社与黑色暴力产业。 Therefore, there becomes the dens of five wild meetings, is very normal matter. 所以,那里成为五猖会的老巢,也是很正常的事情。 Sui Zhou is the river left region of rivers and lakes, the waterway extends in all directions, the waterway is obviously more convenient than the land route, considering Movement Art of iron old ape is too bad, to take this being in the way goods, Sun Lang has to take special vehicle specially „Hong Kong reporter number”- words saying that everyone still remembers this is anything. 隋州是江左水乡,水路四通八达,水路显然比陆路更加方便,考虑到铁头老猿的轻功太差,为了带上这个碍手碍脚的货,孙朗不得不特意去取了特殊载具“香港记者号”-话说大家都还记得这是什么吧。 At this time, the pleasure boat works as the wind, cleaves the waves the line, arouses the intermittent water splash, the wind the wildest 70 yards, Sun Lang is standing in the bow, the clothes belt/bring works as the wind, is welcoming cool wind, about plants the bean wheat paddies, the water plant of river bottom is also sending out the delicate fragrance, completely relaxed, the mood is quiet, as if must disseminate, in this holds bean wheat Yunzao in the loud day air/Qi. 此时,游船当风,破浪而行,激起阵阵水花,飙着最野的七十码,孙朗站在船头,衣带当风,迎着凉爽的风儿,左右都是种着豆麦的田地,河底的水草也散发着清香,令人心旷神怡,心情沉静,仿佛要弥散在这含着豆麦蕴藻之响的日气里。 He clears throat, with deep gratitude recited: „even the mountains of pale black fluctuating, seems iron enthusiastically beast keel, the distant to the back of the ship ran, but I also thought the ship slowly......” 他清了清嗓子,充满感情地朗诵道:“淡黑的起伏的连山,仿佛是踊跃的铁的兽脊似的,都远远的向船尾跑去了,但我还以为船慢……” After Schoolmate Sun Lang reads off, turns the head, is asking nearby personal servant temperately: „Ape big end of schoolmate, here wants the theme key point, why here must use ‚enthusiastically’, what rhetorical device did the preceding text use? Ran obviously quickly, why I thought that the ship was slow?” 孙朗同学读完之后,转过头来,温和地问着旁边的跟班:“猿大头同学,这里要画题重点,请问这里为什么要用‘踊跃’,上文用了什么修辞手法？明明跑得这么快了,我为什么还是觉得船慢？” „......” An iron old ape is still not able to accept the Sun Lang brain circuit and thinking mode, he exploringly replied, „was because the master your mood was very anxious?” “……”铁头老猿依然无法接受孙朗的脑回路和思维方式,他试探性地回答道,“是因为主人您的心情很急切？” „Was wrong! Zero!” The Sun Lang loud say/way, „thinks the ship to be slow , because truly runs very slowly! Is the time to you demonstrated that the wind ship skill of autumn famous mountains senior provincial commander, I told you, when I was the provincial commander has boarded ship......” “错了！零分！”孙朗大声道,“以为船慢,是因为确实跑得很慢啊！是时候向你展示秋名山老提督的飙船技巧了,我跟你讲,我做提督时上过的船……” Afterward, the water splash sound that his sound was splashed suddenly submerges, the river boat increases speed, just like running away wild dog. 随后,他的声音就被骤然溅起的水花声淹没,航船提速,宛如脱缰野狗。 Has „Hong Kong reporter number” name in addition of this legendary prefix to hold, there is a bow apply red mysterious re-equipping, in addition the strong motive force of Sun Lang sign engine, two people on the wind to Pingqiao Village, saw the sparse private residence village quickly from afar. 有着“香港记者号”这种传奇前缀的命名加持,又有船头涂红的神秘改装,再加上孙朗牌引擎的强劲动力,两人很快就一路飙到了平桥村附近,远远看到了稀稀疏疏的民房村落。 An iron old ape does not bring Sun Lang to enter the village, east a mountain top toward village walks, walks while said: „That side mountain is called a bamboo mountain, on the mountain this has a Xiaozhaizi, is occupied by a king, occupies the mountain to plunder, because the topography is good, has the natural cave mansion, had a liking for by the leader, selected the border, killed the king, reduces to the servant other young underlings. Usually the leader lives there, cannot our often/common to come, mystical, does not know that is making anything......” 铁头老猿不带孙朗进村,向着村东面的一座山头走去,边走边说:“那边的山叫做竹枝山,山上本有个小寨子,住着个大王,占山打家劫舍,因为地势好,有天然的洞府,被首领看上,将寨子挑了,杀了大王,将其他的小喽罗贬为仆役。平时首领就住在那里,不许我们常来,神神秘秘,不知道在做什么……” He turns the head to look at Sun Lang: „Does master, what plan have?” 他转头看着孙朗:“主人,有什么行动计划吗？” Sun Lang blinks, his mother flushed to find to close a bottom bss fist to knock down, then tied up the cruel punishment to serve, asked after useful information, looked that the mood processed conveniently, with what plan? 孙朗眨了眨眼睛,这他娘的冲进去找到关底bss一拳撂倒,然后绑起来大刑伺候,问出有用的情报后就看心情随手处理一下,用什么行动计划？ However he asked: „What idea do you have?” 不过他还是问道:“你有什么想法没有？” The iron old ape spirit inspires, hey, is this is testing the school I? He thought deeply about one, decides to throw the master well, proposed: „......, or I summoned the monkey group to come, went to a Pingqiao Village bubbles dung, filled from the vent of cave mansion, all compelled inside person, then fought the ambush war?” 铁头老猿精神一振,嘿,这是在考校我吗？他思索了一阵,决定投主人所好,提议道:“……要不我召唤猴群过来,去平桥村沤点大粪,从洞府的通风口灌进去,将里面的人全都逼出来,然后打个埋伏战？” „......” Sun Lang is staring at him with the frightened look, „you good excessively.” “……”孙朗用惊悚的眼神盯着他,“你好过分哦。” An iron old ape shows the whites of the eyes in secret, his mother does not learn from you? Now but actually I. 铁头老猿暗中翻个白眼,这他妈不是跟你学的吗？现在倒来说我了。 Sun Lang still do best to convince urged: „Hedgehog hydnum, you, must learn! You are the control of monkey group, this is your talent, you must use it correctly, you must know, the strength is bigger, the responsibility is bigger, you must become to the contributive person, rather than plays the excrement all day.” 孙朗这边依然苦口婆心地劝道:“猴头啊,你啊,得学好！你是猴群的主宰,这是你的天赋,你要正确地使用它,你要知道,力量越大,责任越大,你要成为对社会有用的人,而不是整天玩屎。” He taught with skill and patience: „Thinks to look, if you have the powerful strength and talent, what you should make? You must safeguard the peace in the world, receives several harems while convenient, multi- grass several younger sisters, the powerful gene will spread, benefitting entire human......” 他循循善诱道:“想想看,你如果有强大的力量和天赋,你应该去做什么？你要去维护世界的和平,顺便多收几个后宫,多艹几个妹子,将自己强大的基因流传下去,造福全人类……” At this point, Ranger hates bitterly saying: „You look, like certain people, not only does not fulfill is the own community responsibility, but how ponders over all day to play to fly in circles, does such unpromising person, what with have to distinguish abnormally?” 说到这里,游侠痛心疾首道:“你瞧,就像某些人,非但不去履行属于自己的社会责任,而是整天琢磨着怎么玩翔,这样没出息的人,跟变态有什么区别？” An iron old ape had nothing to say in reply: „...... Benefitting society? What society can this ability benefit?” 铁头老猿无言以对:“……造福社会？这种能力能造福什么社会？” „Circus troupe!” The Sun Lang sincere say/way, „adds suitable occupying! Brings the smile to the people! Or you looked, you can operate the monkey group, can make them do some basic small work, your monkey is found in all corners of the country, why doesn't make the express industry?” “马戏团啊！”孙朗正色道,“加宜居度啊！给民众带来笑容啊！或者说,你看,你能操纵猴群,能让它们做一些基本的微小工作,你的猴子遍布五湖四海,那么为什么不做快递产业呢？” He gives the thumbs-up: „This, you can go to an express company, as for the name......, we can play newly Vegas's stem at this time, called the membrane clam express company, this name had the style very much, was easy to recruit to run compared with who quick posman, the head is hit that a spear/gun could not die......” 他竖起了大拇指:“这样吧,你可以去开一家快递公司,至于名字……嗯,我们这时候可以玩新维加斯的梗,就叫膜蛤维快递公司吧,这名字很有格调,容易招收到跑得比谁都快的邮差,脑袋被打了一枪都死不了的那种……” ...... Does not know completely this person is saying anything, always thought that he fell in some frantic delusion. ……完全不知道这个人在说什么,总觉得他又陷在某种狂热的妄想中了。 An iron old ape smiled bitterly: „Actually I do not do this matter also yes, in the free wooded mountains, with the monkey is the partner, free, does not have nothing well, said, this world compared with a mountains and plains more brutal execution ground......” 铁头老猿苦笑了一声:“其实我不做这事也是可以的,逍遥山林之间,与猴为伴,自由自在,也没什么不好的,说起来,这人间是比山野更加残酷的杀场……” „Your this young comrade, has very deep pessimistic plot, this may be intolerable.” Sun Lang beckons with the hand again and again, „works hard is very important, you look, I now am Ranger, I must trying hard work, otherwise......” “你这小同志,有很深的厌世情节啊,这可要不得。”孙朗连连摆手,“努力工作可是很重要的,你看,我现在是一个游侠,我得努力工作,否则的话……” He thinks, is sad: „Otherwise, I of unemployment must reduce to mostly rolling return to the imperial capital to make the commander-in-chief of the three services situation......” 他想了想,然后悲伤道:“否则的话,失业的我多半要沦落到滚回帝都做三军统帅的地步了……” What „......” is this? New cold joke? “……”这是什么？新的冷笑话吗？ An iron old ape had nothing to say in reply, silent long time said: „...... We put this matter, first discussed the proper business. The masters, the bamboo mountain defense is strict, operates after ten several years, in which secretly thought extends in all directions, moreover does not know that is hiding many mechanism/organization news. I know that the master strength is astonishing, but if we break through forcefully, might alarm the opposite party, if he chooses to escape, without enough time we capture......” 铁头老猿无言以对,沉默了半晌才道:“……我们还是将这事放一放,先讨论正事吧。主人,竹枝山防御严密,经过十数年经营,其中的暗道四通八达,而且不知隐藏着多少机关消息。我知道主人实力惊人,但如果我们强行突破的话,很可能会惊动对方,如果他选择逃跑,我们恐怕来不及追捕的……” Sun Lang moved a wrist/skill, said temperately: „We can sneak, my assassin creed 3 plays may be good.” 孙朗活动了一下手腕,温和道:“我们可以潜行进去啊,我刺客信条三玩的可好了。” „This not good......, because inside situation is really complex, only then the leader knows the complete secretly thought, only then he is keeping abreast of inside complete situation, several of us also only know that a small number of channels, let alone inside young underling......” an iron old ape shook the head saying that „in my opinion, this matter also needs to need further consideration.” “这也不行……因为里面的情况实在是太复杂,只有首领知道全部的暗道,只有他掌握着里面的全部情况,就连我们几个也只知道少数的通道,更别说里面的小喽罗了……”铁头老猿摇头道,“依我看,此事还需要从长计议。” „Stood to reason......” Sun Lang to ponder the moment, the nod said, „that you went to the bubbles dung.” “言之有理……”孙朗沉思了片刻,点头道,“那你去沤大粪吧。” „......” “……” „Why to visit me with this look?” Sun Lang makes the color excitedly, „you looked, I first hide in one side, will you direct the monkeys to fill the dung toward, how the young underling of bamboo mountain will say? Greatly, greatly, is not good! Second in command that bastard brought the monkey to sprinkle the excrement! This person was too simply abnormal! At this time, how does your past old congress think? He can definitely think, grass your Sir, father does- dies your slightly to compel the bastard......” “干嘛用这种眼神看着我？”孙朗勃然作色道,“你看,我先躲在一边,你指挥着猴子们往里灌大粪,竹枝山的小喽罗会怎么说？大当家,大当家,不好了！二当家那王八蛋带着猴子来泼粪了！这人简直太变态了！这时候,你过去的老大会怎么想？他肯定会想,艹你大爷的,老子干—死你这小逼崽子……” „...... Always thought that you are seizing the chance to scold me.” “……总觉得您在趁机骂我。” „To be many, how I possibly scolded you, I lived the words that you were mad, will kill directly your.” Sun Lang beckons with the hand calmly, „, therefore is this, your past eldest child came out the time that angrily hacked to death your slightly to compel the bastard, I flushed suddenly, lifted hand big, this duty terminated even attractively, definitely was the S level appraisal......” “想多了,我怎么可能骂你呢,我生你气的话,会直接打死你的。”孙朗若无其事地摆了摆手,“所以就是这样,你过去的老大怒气冲冲出来砍死你这小逼崽子的时候,我就突然冲出来,抬手一个大,此个任务就算漂亮地完结了,肯定是s级评价……” „......” An iron old ape opens mouth, wants to refute, eventually gave up dejected, he sighed, blew out one to whistle, quick, in the mountain forest, resounded call continuously. “……”铁头老猿张了张嘴,想要反驳,最终还是颓然放弃了,他叹了口气,吹出了一声呼哨,很快,山林之中,就响起了此起彼伏的猿啼。 Sun Lang has the poem saying: „On a bamboo mountain the repertoire is long, the ape called three tears to moisten the clothes.” 孙朗有诗曰:“竹枝山上套路长,猿鸣三声泪沾裳。” After the underlings start to gather, an iron old ape have mixed feelings starts to issue the duty, the quick, big or small monkeys receive an order to go, but folks in Pingqiao Village, tastes the Roux people this morning had just felt the fear, along with calling out in alarm and roaring of villagers, the monkeys are carrying the vat small basin, is pushing the car, is selecting the shoulder pole, carries chemical weapons that some cannot be described, frisks and scampers gathers toward a bamboo mountain. 等到猴子猴孙们开始聚集之后,铁头老猿心情复杂地开始布置任务,很快,大小猴子们领命而去,而平桥村的父老乡亲们,也品尝到了鲁镇人民今早刚刚感受过的恐惧,伴随着村民的惊叫与咆哮,猴子们端着大桶小盆,推着小车,挑着扁担,携带着一些不可描述的生化武器,撒欢似的往竹枝山汇聚。 Sun Lang looks at the villagers who fly into a rage, nods with emotion again and again: „Fellow villager supports the fighting, is not easy, fish water kisses/intimate, the ape comrade you remembers that afterward gives a fellow villagers money, chatted makes the compensation , reached an agreement beforehand, the organization was not responsible for rendering an account, because this was your personal behavior......” 孙朗看着暴跳如雷的村民们,感动地连连点头:“老乡支援抗战,不容易啊,鱼水一家亲,猿同志你记得事后给老乡们一点钱,聊作补偿,哦,事先说好,组织可不负责报账,因为这是你的个人行为……” „......” An iron old ape went far away not silently. “……”铁头老猿一言不发地远去了。 Sun Lang shouted a throat in behind: „Right, remembers that must make an appearance, before launching the attack, remembers to revile the enemy, if you can tempt your old eldest child, is great merit one! Great merit!” 孙朗在后面喊了一嗓子:“诶对,记得要露面哦,发动攻击之前,记得骂阵,你要是能将你的旧老大诱出来,就是大功一件！大功一件！” An iron old ape sighed. 铁头老猿叹了口气。 Thought yesterday, he had the assignment, went out to work to work happily, could not think in an instant, he not only betrayed the organization, but also brings one flock of monkeys, the preparation sprinkled the excrement of organization...... 想昨天,他接了任务,高高兴兴地出去干活做事,想不到转眼之间,他不仅背叛了组织,还带着一群猴子,准备来泼组织的粪…… This is anything! 这算是什么事儿啊！