MG :: Volume #2

#119: 20 closed loops in legend!

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In fact, cheats the taoist priest from stretch/open Jianyuan now, has passed enough three days.(. Has.)?(. intent.)?(. Thinks.)?(. Book.)?(. Institute.) 事实上,从张建元将道士骗走到现在,已经过了足足三天的时间。(.有.)?(.意.)?(.思.)?(.书.)?(.院.) In other words, the Daoist priest and stretch/open Jianyuan, have displayed their wisdom and bravery enough three days of...... 也就是说,道长与张建元,已经斗智斗勇了足足三天的时间…… „Three days...... this poor Daoist felt oneself simply become the sparring partner who fed to recruit, that stretch/open Jianyuan method, was getting more and more skillful, more and more reach a high degree of proficiency......” “三天啊……贫道觉得自己简直成了喂招的陪练,那个张建元的手段,越来越纯熟,越来越炉火纯青……” „I want directly loud and reveal to the public his scandal in the crowd sinisterly, without thinking of these creates a clamor to applaud the person, is the spies who he arranges, discovered that this poor Daoist is not right, put up me one side......” “我想直接在人群中大声将他的丑事和阴险公之于众,没想到那些鼓噪叫好的人,都是他安排的细作,发现贫道不对劲,就把我架到了一边……” „Also next unexpectedly the guilty party sues first, after saying this poor Daoist the second time was time draws cash, wants with, to prevent everyone source of income the evil ways...... to make this poor Daoist receive many supercilious looks baseless......” “下一次居然恶人先告状,说贫道是拿了钱之后还想拿第二次、阻挡大家财路的恶道……凭空让贫道受了许多白眼……” „Discovers after again I masquerade, does not wait for me to say anything, is out directly personally warmly, forces on the stage this poor Daoist, suspends one bowl of strong-smelling bean curds that to me mixed the excrement......” “再发现我乔装打扮之后,也不等我说什么,直接亲自热情地下场,把贫道生拉硬拽到台上,又给我摆一碗掺了屎的臭豆腐……” Innumerable grievance, not sad, the Daoist priest speaking of behind, nose excrement tears, really makes one have the infinite pity, Zhang Yinluo looked that the Sun Lang look obtained several times of strengthening in this process, has promoted the root of all evil...... to think from the abettor stretch/open Jianyuan who that heavy features, in just several days, spring the hall big fragrance turned into so the character from quite ingenuous and straightforward embroidery unexpectedly...... 数不清的委屈,道不尽的悲伤,道长说到后面,一把鼻屎一把泪的,真是让人心生无限恻隐,以至于张银落看孙朗的眼神在这过程中得到了数次强化,已经从教唆犯升级成了万恶之源……想那浓眉大眼的张建元,居然在短短几天内,从一个比较憨直的绣春堂大香头变成了这般人物…… Sun Lang casts a sidelong glance slantingly her eyes, in the idea to Zhang Yinluo heart is well aware. 孙朗斜睨她一眼,对张银落心中的想法心知肚明。 Regarding this, he smiles proudly- young girl , you will also one day turn into this sooner or later. 对此,他只是傲然一笑-少女,迟早有一天,你也会变成这样的。 Has saying that the mentality of this goods is good, the performing skill is good, quite the same as without oneself is the determination of chief criminal, hears with great interest: „Always felt that you simply become the good base friend who fell in love with kill......” 不得不说,这货的心态非常好,演技非常棒,浑然没有自己便是罪魁祸首的自觉,听得津津有味:“总感觉你们简直成了相爱相杀的好基友……” Zhang Yinluo shows the whites of the eyes, but asked curiously: „What is good base friend?” 张银落翻了个白眼,但还是好奇地问道:“好基友又是什么？” Sun Lang said in a low voice: „Still remembers before me, had told you handkerchief does hand over with the lensgrinding 2-lesbianism matter? Described among the male the profound friendship, there is a noun that corresponded. Like stretch/open Jianyuan and this Daoist priest, has been fought the good base friend who becomes falls in love with kill unceasingly, they are used to express and promote the friendship the way, usually was called......” 孙朗低声道:“还记得我之前跟你说过手帕交和磨镜子的事情吗？描述男性之间深刻友谊的,也有相对应的名词。就像张建元和这位道长,已经在不断地争锋中成为了相爱相杀的好基友,他们用来表达和增进友谊的方式,通常被称之为……” He thought that nods to say seriously: „Fights with bayonets, or called...... the game cock.” 他思索了一下,严肃地点头道:“拼刺刀,或者说叫……斗鸡。” Zhang Yinluo has not understood, but does not represent her unable from the Sun Lang manner and tone detects anything, she stared Sun Lang one, then a face sympathy said to the Daoist priest: „You suffered hardships...... that Jianyuan, is not the good person......” 张银落并没有听懂,但不代表她无法从孙朗的神态和语气中察觉到什么,她瞪了孙朗一眼,然后一脸同情地对道长说:“您受苦了……那张建元,不是好人……” „...... It did not speak the truth, although that Jianyuan was the evil livestock, as long as the matter had because of having the fruit, this poor Daoist believes that he from the beginning absolutely is not such......” “不……其实说起来,那张建元虽然是个孽畜,但凡事有因有果,贫道相信,他一开始绝对不会是这样的……” The Daoist priest wiped tears of corner of the eye, a face grief and indignation said: „This poor monk's first meeting several days ago, looked at his appearance, the boy natural disposition does not go bad, but from the appearance, in the near future was confused by the evildoer traps, must do the dishonorable matter, at that time also urged his everything to do good deeds, has not thought that instead actually hauled in the pit by him...... the true crazed person, was not stretch/open Jianyuan, but lured him to make that person of this matter!” 道长擦了擦眼角的眼泪,一脸悲愤道:“贫道在几天前第一次见面,就看了他的面相,那厮本性不坏,但从面相上看,近期被奸人所迷惑诱骗,要去做伤天害理之事,当时还劝过他凡事向善,没想到反而却被他拉进了坑里……真正的丧心病狂之人,不是张建元,而是诱使他去做这事的那人啊！” He, is filled with righteous indignation at this point: „This poor Daoist thought it over for these days, stretch/open Jianyuan can slightly punish slightly, does not need to go into seriously, but induces that person who he walks into the evil way, cannot let off absolutely! This poor Daoist also never see has had the so impudent and shameless person, really wants to look at the appearance of that boy, has a look at him is a conduct to be actually dirty, sanctimonious and thought are dirty, the evil creature of having mind filled with plot......” 他说到这里,义愤填膺:“贫道这几天思来想去,张建元可以稍微小惩一番,不必深究,但是劝诱他走入邪道的那个人,绝对不能放过！贫道还从未见过有如此厚颜无耻之人,真想看一看那厮的面相,看看他究竟是一个多么品行肮脏、道貌岸然、思想龌龊、满腹阴谋的孽障……” Sun Lang smiled Yin sadly. 孙朗阴恻恻地笑了起来。 Zhang Yinluo hears this long mouth also unable to hold on to the gate, the heart calls bad, looked at Sun Lang, in the heart is thump, said hastily: „Daoist priest, living is not good...... I to mean, perhaps this is only a misunderstanding, person who possibly at that time directed stretch/open Jianyuan, has not expected the matter to develop this, or the action of that person having no interest......” 张银落听到这道长的嘴巴又把不住门,心叫糟糕,看了一眼孙朗,心中更是咯噔一下,连忙道:“道长,活着不好吗……我是说,也许这只是一场误会,可能当时指点张建元的人,也没有料到事情会发展成这样,或者说,那个人只是无心之举……” The Daoist priest big hand wields: „Miss, cannot talk too much! This poor Daoist is a Buddhist, may also probably not exposed to the uneven matter! This matter may without be so simple, through this poor Daoist these days observation that you think, that person as if indicated along with the nature stretch/open Jianyuan, made a person well turn into this, if he were earnest, on this day under would have no peaceful scene! It is not good, this poor Daoist cannot give up absolutely, for the common people common people, for the world rise and fall, must from stretch/open Jianyuan the mouth, ask the whereabouts of that person is not possible!” 道长大手一挥:“姑娘,不需多言！贫道是出家人,可也见不得不平事！此事可没有你想的这么简单,通过贫道这几天的观察,那人似乎只是随性点拨了张建元一番,就让一个好好的人变成了这样,如果他认真起来,这天下就没有太平的光景了！不行,贫道绝对不能善罢甘休,为了黎民百姓,为了天下兴亡,一定要从张建元口中,问出那个人的行踪不可！” Sun Lang smiles saying: „Daoist priest high character and integrity, admire below, but after there are the incident puzzled...... the Daoist priest found that person, plan he how?” 孙朗笑眯眯道:“道长高风亮节,在下佩服,只是有一事不解……道长找到那个人之后,打算把他怎么样啊？” The Daoist priest foams with rage saying: „This poor Daoist received so many distresses for these days, when because of him, catches him, needless saying that first full to beat up one again said!” 道长吹胡子瞪眼道:“贫道这几天受了这么多的苦楚,都是因他而起,抓到他时,不消说,先饱揍一顿再说！” „So that's how it is,...... Sun Lang smilingly nods so that's how it is” again and again, „then? In the Daoist priest so personality the person, solely is punches, how could thought understanding, right?” “原来如此,原来如此……”孙朗笑眯眯地连连点头,“然后呢？道长如此性情中人,单单是揍一顿,岂能念头通达,对吧？” „That natural!” The Daoist priest said proudly, „solely is punches, how can disappear in my heart the foul odor? Where appears the method of this poor Daoist Buddhist? After punching, this poor Daoist must feed him to eat......” “那当然！”道长傲然道,“单单是揍上一顿,怎么能消我心中恶气？哪里显得出贫道这出家人的手段？揍完之后,贫道非得喂他吃……” „We seemed like the trick question!” At this time Zhang Yinluo was unable to continue watching finally, she is not really cruel enough to look at this Daoist priest in doing but on the path fast happy takes off/escapes continues to speed along, starts to shift the topic forcefully, „that anything, we are want to discuss vermilion Ying's issue from the beginning! It is not...... we first does not discuss vermilion Ying's issue, we......” “啊啊啊啊啊啊我们好像偏题了！”此时张银落终于看不下去了,她实在不忍心看这位道长在作死的道路上飞快而欢脱地继续飞驰,开始强行转移话题,“那什么,我们一开始是想要讨论朱嬴的问题吧！啊,不是……我们先不讨论朱嬴的问题也可以,那我们……” The Daoist priest after her such reminder, recovers, a face said apologetically: „Was rude, was rude, making two hear such good-for-nothing words...... this matter to have nothing to do with two, our again that little flower monster matter......” 道长经她这么一提醒,也回过神来,一脸歉然道:“失态了,失态了,让两位听到这么不成器的话……此事与两位无关,我们再来说那小花妖的事情吧……” „No, non- also......” Sun Lang smilingly draws Zhang Yinluo one side, sincere say/way, „Daoist priest, come, I give you to stroke the matter, then provides a plan to suggest to you, you looked the roar doesn't roar?” “非也,非也……”孙朗笑眯眯地将张银落拉到一边,诚恳道,“道长,来,我给你把事情捋一捋,然后给你提供一个方案建议,你看吼不吼啊？” He sat on the stool, counted on the fingers saying: „Actually this matter, is two things. The first matter, you come the subdue demons, wants to take away vermilion to win, but vermilion to win is our companions, we do not hate her to walk, this constituted our conflict, but everyone is the reason things out dignified person, wants to seek one not to have the conflict the peace solution, you look right.” 他坐在了凳子上,扳着指头道:“其实这事呢,本来是两件事情。第一件事情呢,您是来降妖的,想要带走朱嬴,而朱嬴是我们的同伴,我们不舍得她走,这就构成了我们的矛盾冲突,而大家都是讲道理的体面人,想要寻求一个不发生冲突的和平的解决方案,您看对吧。” The Daoist priest knowing nothing about time of death , the nod will say: „Donor is the sensible person of reasoning with, was much better compared with that Jianyuan.” 道长浑然不知死期将至,点头道:“施主是讲理的明白人,比那张建元好多了。” The Sun Lang seriously nod name is, then said: „This second matter, was the Daoist priest you encountered unfair treatment recently, you wanted a foul odor, moreover stemming from zealousing for public interests of Buddhist, you wants inducing stretch/open Jianyuan the evil behind-the-scenes manipulator looks......, but the essential issue was, you were the Buddhist, the technique industry study, you did not excel at this domain, let alone that secret evil behind-the-scenes manipulator, stretch/open Jianyuan, you not necessarily fought......” 孙朗一本正经地点头称是,然后说道:“这第二件事情,就是道长你最近遭遇了不公正的对待,你想要出一口恶气,而且出于出家人的急公好义,你想将劝诱张建元的黑手找出来……但关键的问题是,您是出家人,术业有专攻,您不太擅长这种领域,别说那幕后黑手了,就连张建元,您也不一定斗得过……” The Daoist priest seems like detected that anything, said looking pensive: „Your meaning is......” 道长似乎是察觉到了什么,若有所思道:“您的意思是……” „We are Ranger......” Sun Lang crack into a smile, the plot revealed that „has the attitude that the specialized skill and fulfills duty to fulfill responsibility , helping people overcome their difficulties for the employer specially, you could not find that secret evil behind-the-scenes manipulator, but we can find! You looked, you wanted to find that secret evil behind-the-scenes manipulator, therefore needs to help, but we were Ranger, you can hire us. Traded saying that our giving up made vermilion to win walk, therefore wanted your expert to give an opinion and other solution, this was we need help from you, you looked, we need to help mutually, our these two sides, can realize the docking......” “我们是游侠啊……”孙朗咧嘴一笑,图穷匕见,“拥有专业的技能和尽职尽责的态度,专门为雇主排忧解难,您找不到那幕后黑手,但我们能找到啊！您看,您想要找到那幕后黑手,所以需要帮助,而我们是游侠,你可以雇佣我们。换过来说,我们舍不得让朱嬴走,所以想要您这专家给予一点意见和另外的解决之道,这是我们有求于您,您看,我们是互相需要帮助,我们这两方,可以实现对接……” As soon as he pats the thigh: „You look, this is not the o2o closed loop in legend!” 他一拍大腿:“你看,这不就是传说中的o2o闭环吗！” „What is that?” The Daoist priest was fooled dumbfounded by him, „really can help me find?” “那是什么？”道长被他唬得一愣一愣的,“真能帮我找到？” Sun Lang sincere say/way: „Can find absolutely, absolutely without lying, does not believe you to look at my just look and handsome face......” 孙朗正色道:“绝对能找到的,绝对没有撒谎,不信你就看我这正义的眼神和英俊的脸……” „Vomits......” “呕……” ps1:, The latest news, boss must as if go to study to dance, is really the man of a promise that can be counted on! Everyone do not forget to vote! ps1:哦哦哦哦,最新消息,boss似乎已经要去学舞蹈了,真是个一诺千金的汉子！大家也不要忘记投票哦！ ps2: I guess, by your present urogenouses, this noun will be definitely crooked „the o2o closed loop”, I advised politely you, usually purified the filthy mind, do not see that „link” character let one's thoughts wander...... ps2:我猜,以你们现在的尿性,肯定会把“o2o闭环”这种名词想歪,我奉劝你们啊,平时净化一下自己污浊的心灵,不要看到“环”字就乱想……
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