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#118: The gourmet big adventure of Daoist priest!

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„This poor Daoist...... this poor Daoist painstakingly! His 120 money do not give me! 120 money do not give me......” “贫道……贫道心里苦哇！他一百两银子都不给我！一百两银子都不给我……” Sees his expression to be sad, as if encountered the huge grievance, is hears seriously is sad, seeing bursts into tears, his complexion weak Buddhist displays so moved, opened the sympathy of woman unsurprisingly to be transferred, that some characters in the girl instinct wiping out the bullies and helping the down-trodden awakened, she said seriously: „Daoist priest, what grievance you received, what person was bullied? Please say, we demand the justice for you!” 见他的表情如此悲切,仿佛遭遇了天大的委屈,当真是闻者伤心,见者流泪,他一个面色虚弱的出家人表现得如此伤感,张女侠的同情心不出意外地被调动了起来,女孩儿天性中锄强扶弱的那部分性格又觉醒了,她严肃道:“道长,您是不是受了什么委屈,被什么人欺负了？请说出来吧,我们替你讨还公道！” She is saying like this, the area of concealment hit Sun Lang...... to shift the attention of this ox muzzle with the elbow like this, making him not have the time to investigate matter that for the time being vermilion to win, we can seize the chance to think a countermeasure.( Has)? ( Italy )?( Thinks)?( Book)?( Institute) . Moreover, if demands the justice for him, he owed us one, does embarrassed too certainly, could help think a solution! 她这样说着,隐蔽地用胳膊肘撞了撞孙朗……就这样转移这个牛鼻子的注意力,让他暂且没时间追究朱嬴的事情,我们可以趁机想个对策。(有)?(意)?(思)?(书)?(院)况且,如果替他讨还公道的话,他就欠了我们的人情,也不好意思做得太绝,说不定能帮忙想一个解决之道！ Sun Lang cannot comprehend the painstaking efforts of woman obviously, but the girl this slightly intimate petty action still makes this fellow smile very much unpromising, therefore nods again and again: „Yes, yes.” 孙朗显然没能领会张女侠的良苦用心,不过女孩儿这略显亲密的小动作依然让这个家伙很没出息地荡笑起来,于是连连点头:“是啊,是啊。” „Two, both are the good person......” Daoist priest as if turns on a record player general, kept sighing, „before this poor Daoist three days, wants to go to fish an immortal building view, what a pity on the halfway ran into a man, listened to the words of this poor Daoist to go fortunately, knowing this poor Daoist must seize the monster, therefore blocked this poor Daoist, cannot this poor Daoist in the past, he add, fished the immortal building to have the monster he not to know, but the evil spirit cruel female demon, making this poor Daoist not go to walk into a trap......” “两位,两位都是好人呐……”道长仿佛打开了话匣子一般,长吁短叹道,“贫道三日前就想前往钓仙楼一观了,可惜半路上遇到了一个男人,凑巧听了贫道的话去,知道贫道要去捉妖,于是就将贫道拦了下来,不许贫道过去,他还说,钓仙楼有没有妖怪他不知道,但却有一个凶煞残暴的女魔头,让贫道别去自投罗网……” „Female demon?” Zhang Yinluo loses says with a smile, „this man will talk nonsense actually, this will fish the immortal building I also to live several days later, female demon who where will come?” “女魔头？”张银落失笑道,“这男人倒是会胡说八道,这钓仙楼我也住过几天了,哪里来的女魔头？” „Yeah...... may this poor Daoist extremely blindly believe in the own secret technique number, once carefully observed at that time, the man, has not lied unexpectedly, he really thinks that fishes the immortal building to have the cruel female demon, stopped by calling out me also...... Daoist priest to heave a sigh for me well”, „the present wants to come, he used what method mostly, shielded the secret, making this poor Daoist get up his wickedness to work as......” “可不是嘛……可偏偏贫道太过迷信自己的天机术数,当时曾经仔细观察了一番,那男人,居然没有撒谎,他真的认为钓仙楼有残暴的女魔头,叫住我也是为了我好……”道长唉声叹气道,“现在想来,他多半是用了什么法子,屏蔽了天机,让贫道上了他的恶当……” Mentioned then matter, he was mad results in the beard to shiver all over, finds it unbearable to recall saying: „Now looks like, scoundrel mind big bad...... he rashly, inciting his lackey to put up this poor Daoist, said the manual labor that relaxed happy can fill the belly did to this poor Daoist, done good also to receive a sum of money, this poor Daoist thinks, hey, in this world where had this grade of good deed? But looks at his appearance, he has not lied unexpectedly, this poor Daoist also letter/believed......” 一提起当时的事情,他气得胡子乱颤,不堪回首道:“现在看来,那混账居心大大的不良……他不由分说,指使他的爪牙将贫道架了起来,说有一个轻松愉快又能填饱肚子的活计给贫道做做,做的好了还能拿到一笔钱,贫道一想,嘿,这世上哪有这等好事？但看他的面相,他居然没撒谎,贫道也就信了……” He said mournfully: „Back then, this poor Daoist was caught up with descend the mountain by the teacher, goes to the bustling place to cultivate, but this bustling place, compared with remote mountain monastery disciplining person...... in master gate, because spoke are too many, will frequently incur the beating severely of same side and Teacher, to the mountain, told fortunes, would incurring the supercilious look and being angry, some short tempers, met pull fist in opposite directions...... to make the Buddhist ceremony unexpectedly, practiced geomancy, but said several, will be expelled the chaotic stick, this poor Daoist has not lied. They are fishy, have done the matter lacking virtue, which is the geomancy and Buddhist ceremony can reduce and solve, this poor Daoist shows a bright way to them, they have not believed......” 他凄然道:“想当年,贫道被师尊赶下山,去红尘中修炼,但这红尘,比深山宝刹更磨练人啊……在师门中,因为说话太多,经常会招致同门与师长的痛打,到了山下,给人算命,总会招致白眼和大怒,有些脾气暴躁的,居然还会拔拳相向……替人做法事,给人看风水,只不过是多说了几句,就会被人乱棒赶出,这贫道也没说谎啊。他们自己心里有鬼,做过缺德事,哪是风水和法事能够化解的,贫道给他们指一条明路,他们还不信……” Sun Lang listened to sob: „This was the bad money pursuit good money, did not understand the secret technique number, so long as the sweet-talking can coax, the business was also good, person who Daoist priest type had the skill, instead could not mix, this definitely was the mistake of system. Daoist priest, perhaps you do not suit this edition, urging you to transfer the duty, heard this edition hunter very tiger......” 孙朗听了唏嘘道:“这便是劣币驱逐良币了,不懂天机术数的,只要嘴甜会哄,生意也不错,道长这种有本事的人,反而混不开,这肯定是体制的错。道长,说不定你已经不适合这个版本了,劝你还是转职吧,听说这个版本猎人挺虎……” „This poor Daoist...... this poor Daoist also thinks that the secret technique number is only practices in any case, does not need to get by this, the duty of this poor Daoist practices with the subdue demons, not for...... Daoist priest miserable say/way that the person told fortunes”, „, therefore, heard that man to say this words, this poor Daoist also desired something greatly, if there is such a good matter, giving the person told fortunes is much more relaxed than......” “贫道……贫道也是这么想的,反正天机术数只是自身修行,也不必以此糊口,贫道的任务是修行与降妖,不是替人算命的……”道长凄苦道,“所以,听到那个男人说了这种话,贫道也心向往之啊,如果有这么好的事情,岂不是比给人算命要轻松得多……” He sighed: „Never expected that he leads me to an arena, submits a written statement to the gourmet challenge and so on, making this poor Daoist participate, said within the given time, if can eat most quickest, 120 bonus may take, this poor Daoist comes up to hear, good food? That seems like...... that bonus that simply fishes from the latrine pit unexpectedly 120, enough this poor Daoist has wound around the use for several years, said again, the main road in the nonsense body waste, the Buddhist approaches wholeheartedly said, this is not anything......” 他叹了口气:“没想到他把我带到一处擂台,上书美食挑战云云,让贫道去参赛,说如果能在规定时间内吃的最多最快,就有一笔百两花红可拿,贫道上去一闻,美食？那简直像是从茅坑里捞出来的……不过那花红居然有百两之多,已经足够贫道数年盘缠使用,再说了,大道在狗屁屎尿之中,出家人一心向道,这不算什么……” Zhang Yinluo hears here, the look is surprised, immediately turns the head to look to Sun Lang. 张银落听到这里,眼神惊疑不定,立刻转头看向孙朗。 Ranger turns calmly one side. 游侠若无其事地将头扭到一旁。 The Daoist priest had not detected that two people unusual form , to continue saying: „This poor Daoist sets firm resolve, in heart one horizontal, mounts the stage to eat the excrement, has not thought that food has the magical thing seriously, the flavor heard is very smelly, but in fact eats to be very fragrant, although has the unusual smell, but with the thing of that grain samsara, pours no relations, even can cold qi-building, with the taste, the disappearing painfully swollen, the refrigeration disperses the blood, gets down the large intestine foul air......” 道长没有察觉到两人的异状,继续说道:“贫道下定了决心,心中一横,上台吃屎,没想到那食物当真有神奇之处,味道闻起来很臭,但实际上吃起来挺香,而且虽然有异味,但与那五谷轮回之物,倒没有什么关系,甚至可以寒中益气,和脾胃,消胀痛,清热散血,下大肠浊气……” „This poor Daoist heart is overjoyed it, in addition the Buddhist eats the element, in the mouth always insipid, this strong-smelling bean curd so taste, therefore ate some...... to recover, unexpectedly takes first......” “贫道心甚喜之,再加上出家人食素,口中一向寡淡,这臭豆腐如此滋味,所以就多吃了一些……回过神来,居然已经拿了第一……” The taoist priests, in the eye flashed through the painful color and grief and indignation at this point: „That the man who this poor Daoist induces, unexpectedly is the organizer in this arena, he is working as surface that surrounds the common people, gave me that enough 120 bonus, brings in four to call out in alarm...... me to hold this great sum of money, in the heart has mixed emotions, this poor Daoist these years told fortunes the money of coming, perhaps did not have so many, never expected that an ancestor takes pity on today, making the disciple eat until full, but can also obtain such many properties......” 道士说到这里,眼中闪过了痛色与悲愤:“那个把贫道劝诱过来的男人,居然就是这擂台的主办者,他当着围观百姓的面儿,将那足足一百两的花红给了我,引来四下惊呼……我捧着这笔巨款,心中百感交集,贫道这些年算命得来的钱,说不定还没这么多,没想到今天道祖垂怜,让弟子饱餐一顿,还能得到如此之多的财物……” Needless saying that hears the strong-smelling bean curd three characters, Zhang Yinluo has understood that what happened, after all several days ago, she stood side Sun Lang, listening to this Ranger to teach the dirty black box operation method...... she to stare Sun Lang one stretch/open Jianyuan ruthlessly, understood clearly in chest/heart to the Daoist priest following bitter experience: „Then they, robbed money?” 不消说,听到臭豆腐三个字,张银落就已经明白过来发生啥事了,毕竟几天之前,她就站在孙朗身边,听这游侠向张建元传授了肮脏的黑箱操作法……她狠狠地瞪了孙朗一眼,对道长接下来的遭遇了然于胸:“然后他们,又把钱抢走了？” „Yes! That crowd of evil creatures, but also said to me hypocritically, perhaps my Buddhist, this great sum of money under glare of the public eye, will be kept thinking about by the ganef, he must send for the inn that I return to stay, has not thought that......” Daoist priest makes an effort to beat the bed, hates saying that „! In a small lane, they change the complexion immediately, snatched the money of this poor Daoist, pulls out partly hangs money to come, sent this poor Daoist, 120 money! 12 money do not give me! This poor Daoist and he is noisy, he said unexpectedly plausibly my anything is the clothes, the compression cost, was the basic skills of black heart capitalist...... added that this poor Daoist performed well, wanted to continue to make money, then ate with him......” “是啊！那群孽障,还假惺惺地对我说,我一个出家人,在众目睽睽之下得此巨款,说不定会被宵小惦记,他要派人将我送回下榻的客栈,没想到……”道长用力捶着床榻,恨道,“没想到,没想到啊！在一个小巷子里,他们立刻变了脸色,将贫道的银子抢了去,掏出半吊钱来,就把贫道打发了,一百两银子啊！连一两银子都不给我！贫道与他吵闹,他居然振振有词地说我什么乃衣服,压缩成本,是黑心资本家的基本功……还说贫道表现不错,想要继续赚钱,接着跟他去吃……” „How is this poor Daoist willing to conclude with him? For a penny and for a pound, returned to inn changed/easy appearance/allow, dressed up a middle-aged guy, inquired next arena was, must go to eat an exhaustion to him, took the bonus, then under glare of the public eye, saw through his true colors......” on a long face to reappear the incomparably painful color, „, the trick of this evil livestock was really bright, recognized this poor Daoist, what can you know this shameless person to make?” “贫道岂肯与他干休？一不做二不休,回客栈易容了一番,打扮成了一个中年汉子,打听到了下一次擂台的所在,要去给他吃个罄尽,拿了花红,然后在众目睽睽之下,拆穿他的真面目……”道长脸上浮现了无比沉痛之色,“没想到,这孽畜的招子甚亮,一眼认出了贫道,你可知这无耻的人做了什么？” „He...... he mixed the excrement in that bowl of strong-smelling bean curds of this poor Daoist directly! Luckily this poor Daoist hurried to cleans the latrine the time by the master in the past, recognizes the thing of this grain samsara, otherwise...... otherwise......” “他……他直接在贫道的那碗臭豆腐里掺了屎啊！幸亏贫道当年被师父赶去打扫茅房的时候,认得这五谷轮回之物,否则就……否则就……” He is caressing the chest, a face is sorrowful: „This poor Daoist...... this poor Daoist painstakingly......” 他抚着胸口,一脸悲痛莫名:“贫道……贫道心里苦啊……” The Sun Lang vision is complex, a face exclaims: „Then for several days, stretch/open Jianyuan became so handsome and intelligent......” 孙朗目光复杂,一脸惊叹道:“这才短短几天的时间,张建元就变得如此一表人才了……” ps1: Your these young people! Always expresses some dangerous views, for example, I am destroying your languages, then today, I teach you an experience of life, who has a look is deceiving you! ps1:你们这些年轻人啊！总是发表一些危险的看法,比如说,我在毁你们的语文,那么今天,我就教你们一点人生的经验,看看到底是谁在欺骗你们！ ps2: When everyone middle school has studied an article, is called «Ventriloquism», naturally here ventriloquism refers to an art, rather than a skill...... good we first not to speak this, in the text has such a- woman faints from fear to raise slightly, subsequently the son awakes, loudly cried. ps2:大家中学时都学过一篇文章,叫做《口技》吧,当然这里的口技是指一门艺术,而非是一门技能……好吧我们先不讲这个,课文里有这么一段-妇人惊觉欠身,既而儿醒,大啼。 ps3: However...... the woman faints from fear to stretch oneself, swings his husband language indecent matter, initially should not, the woman swing it to continue, then two languages dye gradually, the bed quack, the son awakes subsequently, loudly cried-, such as you saw, his mother was the original. ps3:然而……妇人惊觉欠伸,摇其夫语猥亵事,初不甚应,妇摇之不止,则二人语渐染,床又从中嘎嘎,既而儿醒,大啼-嗯,如你们所见,这他妈才是原版。 ps4:! One flock of spicy chickens, you from going to the junior middle school start, what lived under the scissors and harmony of Radio and TV Bureau......? At that time the radio and TV and hasn't the main news administration merged? At that time did the textbook legislative manage probably? A mother chicken closes my bird matter, the radio and TV is a scapegoat! ps4:没想到吧！一群辣鸡,你们从上初中开始,就活在广电总局的剪刀与和谐之下了……什么？那时候广电和新闻总署还没合并？那时候教科书好像还是国家新闻出版总署来管？妈个鸡关我鸟事,广电背锅啦！
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