MG :: Volume #2

#109: The life important matter, only kills with grass


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In restaurant great hall.( Has?( intent?( Thinks?( Book?( Institute 酒楼大堂之中。(有?(意?(思?(书?(院 The daughter monster trembles. 小女妖瑟瑟发抖中。 The Sun Lang surface sinks like the water, occasionally throws together the line of sight, makes this chrysanthemum essence shiver. 孙朗面沉如水,偶尔投过去一道视线,就让这菊花精颤抖一下。 The life important matter, only kills with grass. 人生大事,唯杀与艹。 For me grass, cannot kill for me. 不为我所艹,必为我所杀。 Therefore...... 所以说…… Spicy chicken. 辣鸡。 Waste firewood. 废柴。 Stupid. 愚蠢。 Monster shame. 妖怪界的耻辱。 The wind sees the delicate fragrance to see that your Grandma bear the type must certainly pull out you with the umbrella target. 风见幽香看到你这熊奶奶样肯定要拿伞把子抽死你。 As an open and aboveboard monster, will also defeat under human the strength of big healthcare unexpectedly, really yes, disappointed me! 身为一名堂堂正正的妖怪,居然也会败在人类的大保健之力下,实在是,太让我失望了! What is most ignominious, you deceive a sentiment of clear youngster unexpectedly! 最最最最可耻的是,你居然欺骗一名清纯少年的感情! Was touched the main body obviously time, an issue does not have! The good girl who obviously when was provoked pistil can scream! Why turns into clone of human form, instead became bluish green pond who traces casually can be in heat? The sons of bitches, you cannot become L such quickly, the father is very disappointed about you! 明明被碰触本体的时候,一点问题都没有吧!明明是一个只有被拨弄雌蕊时才会尖叫的好女孩儿吧!为什么化成人形的分身,反而成了一个随便摸摸就会发情的碧池了?狗子,你不能变得这么快啊l,阿爸对你很失望啊! Zhang Yinluo looks at the Sun Lang depressed look, guessed correctly the idea of Ranger probably, why does not know, the girl wants to smile. 张银落看着孙朗郁闷的神色,大概猜出了游侠的想法,不知为何,女孩儿非常想笑。 She two, said coquettishly: Was too ugly, Sun Lang, after fantasizing is shattered, do you get up killed the heart? You planned what makes before to this monster? Cannot think that you want to act to the monster unexpectedly......” 她啧啧了两声,故作姿态道:“太难看了,孙朗,幻想破灭之后,你就起了杀心吗?你之前打算对这个妖怪做什么?想不到啊,你居然想对妖怪出手……” Zhao Feihuang said suddenly: Right, had younger sister Yinluo obviously......” 赵飞凰冷不丁道:“对啊,明明有了银落妹妹了……” stretch/open Nvxia nods saying: Right, has me obviously...... a ghost!” 张女侠点头道:“对啊,明明已经有我……个鬼啦!” She turns the head to shout to Miss Zhao greatly: „Do you join in the fun, you create a disturbance!” 她转过头来冲着赵小姐大喊道:“你凑什么热闹,你起什么哄啊!” Miss Zhao covered the mouth, pū pū said with a smile: „ Isn't somebody just anxious? If monster not by the influence of grandson court attendant that strength, then younger sister Yinluo you biggest depending on did not have, will turn from the unique girl can only by the silly miss of no competitiveness that underhanded chest struggled for favor to curry favor with...... „ 赵小姐捂住了嘴,噗噗地笑道:“难道某人刚刚没有非常紧张吗?如果妖怪不受孙郎那力量的影响的话,那么银落妹妹你最大的倚仗就没有了哦,就会从独一无二的女孩儿变成了只能靠那下作的胸部争宠献媚的没有什么竞争力的傻姑娘了哦……“ No!” Zhang Yinluo stamps one's foot said: Does not have not to have!” “才没有!”张银落跳脚道:“才没有才没有才没有才没有!” No matter what, opens the bold behavior that the woman just tried below to defy superiors to be crushed by Miss Zhao of being with good intention, when that point faces Sun Lang the superiority feeling at heart having is also nothing left, Ranger smiled is looking at Zhao Feihuang, the applause nodded, but Miss Zhao also returned to smile...... Sun Lang to pat clapping cleverly: Ok, does not crack a joke, below discussed how handled this monster.” 不管怎么样,张女侠刚刚试图以下犯上的大胆行为已经被善解人意的赵大小姐粉碎了,那一点面对孙朗时所生出的心里优越感也荡然无存,游侠微笑着看了一眼赵飞凰,赞许地点了点头,而赵大小姐也乖巧地回以微笑……孙朗拍了拍手:“好了,不开玩笑了,下面讨论一下如何处置这只妖怪吧。” hears word, the chrysanthemum fine that petite body cowered, a face is filled with grief, miserable: How can you handle me...... to make tea? Is used as medicine? Begins can agile, I feared that hurts......” 闻言,菊花精那娇小的身子又瑟缩了一下,一脸悲怆,楚楚可怜:“你们要怎么处置我啊……泡茶吗?入药吗?动手的时候能不能利落一点,我怕疼……” The girl on the scene sees her helpless appearance, in heart one soft, most feared that Zhang Yinluo of monster, before was frightened the anger of having also dissipated most probably, she looked at Sun Lang: Hey......” 在场的女孩儿见她那无助的模样,不由心中一软,就连最怕妖怪的张银落,之前被惊吓时所生出的愤怒也消散了大半,她看了一眼孙朗:“喂……” What feeds to feed?” Ranger lets go saying that what was frightened and attacked by the monster is you and Eastern fragrant, therefore the power of handling in your hands, you decide.” “喂什么喂?”游侠摊手道,“被妖怪惊吓和袭击的是你和东方馨,所以处置的权力在你们手中,你们自己决定吧。” Well?” The Zhang Yinluo surprised say/way, „don't you kill her?” “咦?”张银落惊讶道,“你不杀她?” Sun Lang shows the whites of the eyes: „Is she what? Also with letting me kills, wants to result in beautiful.” 孙朗翻了个白眼:“她算老几?也配让我来杀,想得美。” Zhang Yinluo misunderstood tsundere the performance of Sun Lang obviously, showed the understanding smile, will then look at Eastern fragrant: How do you see?” 张银落显然将孙朗的表现误解成了傲娇,露出了会心的笑容,然后将目光转向了东方馨:“你怎么看?” The Eastern fragrant calm small face, maintains total silence sets out, took up conveniently placed iron Dingding on hand, walked toward the female monster. 东方馨沉着小脸,一语不发地起身,顺手拿起了放在手边的铁丁丁,向着女妖走去。 This scene was really beautiful...... 啊,这景象实在是太美了…… The candlelight drags, the young girl who wears the short skirt white silk is raising a strong Dingding, is stepping the slender thigh, walked toward a young girl of whole face weak air/Qi no use...... 烛光摇曳,身着短裙白丝的少女提着一根铁铸的丁丁,迈着修长的大腿,向一名满脸无助弱气的少女走了过去…… Un, said no matter how, Eastern fragrant are this case biggest victim are coming. 嗯,不管怎么说,东方馨都是本案最大的受害者来着。 Although Zhang Yinluo was frightened unbearably, but besides receiving to select to frighten, without eating anything owes, but Eastern fragrant actually looks helplessly oneself regard, if Dingding of treasure were grasped by this female monster licks and attracts, afterward broke off simply directly robs, this frightened scene and matter, the men are unable to accept, let alone had being proud the girl of big Dingding's. 张银落虽然被吓得够呛,但除了受点惊吓之外,没有吃什么亏,而东方馨却眼睁睁地看着自己视若珍宝的丁丁被这女妖怪抱住又舔又吸,后来干脆直接折断抢走,这种惊悚的场面和事情,就连男人都无法接受,更别说拥有引以为傲的大丁丁的女孩子了。 This chrysanthemum female monster as if also understands that the decision destiny the time arrived, she looks like wants to exhibit a submissive appearance, but sees in the Eastern fragrant hand the strange drum, the look cannot move. 这菊花女妖似乎也明白决定命运的时刻到了,她看来很想摆出一副低眉顺眼的样子,但看到东方馨手中奇怪的柱状物,眼神就挪不开了。 Eastern fragrant sees this, snort/hum, held up the iron rod in hand, about shook shaking. 东方馨见她这样,哼了一声,举起手中的铁棒,左右晃了晃。 Then the look of female monster also follows to vacillate, a monster miss of this blonde cannot help but licked the licking lips corner/horn, wants the multicolor air/Qi to have the multicolor air/Qi. 然后女妖的眼神也跟着左右摇摆,这位一头金发的妖怪姑娘不由自主地舔了舔嘴角,要多色气有多色气。 Eastern fragrant coldly said: Why can handle this matter to my Dingding?” 东方馨冷冷道:“为什么要对我的丁丁做这种事情?” The monsters blink, thinks the moment wants to understand is anything, she lowers the head, the little darling said: Really is sorry......” 妖怪眨了眨眼睛,想了片刻才想明白到底是什么事情,她低下了头,乖乖道:“真是抱歉……” Eastern fragrant frowns, said seriously: I asked that your is, why can handle this matter?” 东方馨皱起了眉头,严肃道:“我问你的是,为什么要做这种事情?” The body of monster trembles slightly, said in a low voice: Because, because wants......” 妖怪的身躯微微一颤,低声道:“因、因为想要……” Wants?” Eastern fragrant look one bright, „do you also like?” “想要?”东方馨眼神一亮,“你也喜欢?” The monsters nod again and again: Un, likes, likes......” 妖怪连连点头:“嗯,喜欢,喜欢……” Zhao Feihuang of onlooking has spat the mortise: Always felt they said is not the same type of thing......” 一直旁观的赵飞凰吐槽道:“总觉得她们俩说的不是同一种东西……” I forgive you! However later do not handle this matter again!” Eastern fragrant showed the smile, patted the shoulder of monster carelessly, girl who likes Dingding, will not be the unprincipled person!” “那我就原谅你啦!不过以后不要再做这种事情了!”东方馨露出了笑容,大大咧咧地拍了拍妖怪的肩膀,“喜欢丁丁的女孩子,不会是坏人!” „...... May she be the monster.” “……可她是妖怪诶。” Under pure girl apology to the entire day......” “对全天下纯洁的女孩子道歉啊……” „Doesn't her head have the issue?” “她的脑袋没有问题吗?” The girls are complaining one after another, but Eastern fragrant turns a deaf ear, in her opinion, in this world understood that her person, only has Sun Lang one, but now, as if many a monster...... 女孩儿们接二连三地吐槽着,但东方馨充耳不闻,在她看来,这个世界上理解她的人,只有孙朗一个,而现在,似乎多了一位妖怪…… Since forgave her, how that does plan to handle her?” The Sun Lang round asked that looked for the wild outskirts range or the dunghill to outside casually, one inserted toward there casually?” “既然原谅了她,那打算怎么处置她?”孙朗发问道,“到外面随便找个荒郊野岭或者粪堆,随便往那儿一插?” „...... Casual.” The monsters first are one startled, then lowers the head dejected, „, although outside is very cold is very fearful, the weeds wild flower that is not concerned about face randomly is casually long, the undignified honeybee wants to handle the matter that is not concerned about face to others, moreover is very easy to have an empty stomach, the insect are also many, but you did not kill my me to be very grateful, please ask a place to plant to enter in me earth casually......” “……随便啦。”妖怪先是一惊,然后颓然低头,“虽然外面很冷很可怕,还有不要脸的野草野花随便乱长,还有不体面的蜜蜂想对人家做不要脸的事情,而且很容易饿肚子,虫子也多,但你们不杀我我已经很感激了,请把我随便找个地方种进土里吧……” Sun Lang ponders says with a smile: Between you revealed to keep here meaning......” 孙朗玩味地笑道:“你字里行间流露出了想要留在这里的意思啊……” The young girls raise the head suddenly, the pleasant surprise said: Ok?” 少女猛然抬起头来,惊喜道:“可以吗?” Sun Lang pouts toward Zhang Yinluo: I am actually indifferent, that side young lady fears the monster probably very much......” 孙朗向着张银落努了努嘴:“我倒是无所谓,那边的大小姐好像很怕妖怪……” Opens the complexion of woman to be somewhat ugly, hears word actually stamps one's foot immediately said: I...... I do not fear the monster!” 张女侠的脸色有些难看,闻言却立刻跳脚道:“我……我才不怕妖怪呢!” Eastern fragrant says immediately: Since did not fear that monster, that did not oppose that she did stay here?” 东方馨立刻道:“既然不怕妖怪的话,那就不反对她留在这里了?” The Zhang Yinluo complexion changes, said hesitant: This......” 张银落脸色一变,犹豫道:“这……” Zhao Feihuang proficiently makes up the blade: „It is not afraid the monster obviously, is actually not willing to make one not offend somebody, the innocent and delicate little flower monster stays here, is really cruel, younger sister Yinluo. You are cruel enough to see her to wander about destitute to the wilderness, by goat, rabbit, honeybee, wild flower and ant and so on does the fellow who is not concerned about face bully? Really is a cruel woman......” 赵飞凰非常熟练地补刀:“明明不害怕妖怪,却不愿意让一个从来没有伤过人、天真烂漫而柔弱的小花妖留在这里,真是残忍呢,银落妹妹。你忍心见她流落到荒郊野外,被山羊、兔子、蜜蜂、野花和蚂蚁之类的不要脸的家伙欺负吗?真是个残忍的女人呢……” Although the little flower monster is a little naive, but the instinct of monster still makes her detect in a short time keenly food chain relations of several human on the scene, after seeing the Zhao Feihuang vague meaningful glance, the daughter monster instantaneous associative compound, covered up the face with the sleeve, pretended crying sobbingly: Sobs...... sobs...... sobs......” 小花妖虽然有点天真,但妖怪的本能依然让她在短时间内敏锐地察觉到了在场几个人类的食物链关系,在看到了赵飞凰隐晦的眼色之后,小女妖瞬间会意,用袖子掩住了脸,抽抽搭搭地假哭了起来:“抽泣……抽泣……抽泣……” Zhang Yinluo is defeated under everyone just gaze, is deliberately bad said loudly: „ Good! I complied! I complied is not good! 张银落在大家正义的注视下败下阵来,自暴自弃地大声道:“好了好了好了!我答应了!我答应了还不行吗! Listens to her to relent, the girls also long exhale, showed the smile. 听她松了口,女孩儿们也长长地出了一口气,露出了笑容。 younger sister Yinluo, although your chest big oddness, but unexpectedly is a good person......” 银落妹妹,虽然你胸部大的离谱,但居然是个好人呢……” Knowing the person knows the milk is not intimate......” “知人知奶不知心啊……” Cannot think of your fierce and brutal woman also slightly a little human nature......” “想不到你这凶暴的女人也稍微有一点人性啊……” The Zhang Yinluo supercilious look said: „...... Asked you praised the person the time well praises to be good!” 张银落白眼道:“……拜托你们夸人的时候好好夸行不行!” Many thanks you! Elder Sister Yinluo!” “多谢你了!银落姐姐!” Hey, do not hug casually! To my distant point you! Halt! Really must make a few rules for all concerned your monster with you!” “喂,你不要随便抱过来!离我远点啊你!站住!果然要跟你约法三章啊你这妖怪!” ps1: Has arrived in Jinan, really mother's heat. What this time sitting is the mid-range of Tianjin Airlines...... mid-range your brother-in-law! what mid-range erj-145 is! Landing time startled me to jump! ps1:啊,已到济南,真特娘的热。这次坐的是天津航空的中型机……中型机你妹夫啊!erj-145算是哪门子的中型机啊!降落的时候骇了我一跳啊! ps2: Before just like I said that participates the big male cousin's wedding...... in my heart not to have the fluctuation, even also wants to buy a reality- body- kid- kid. ps2:正如我之前所说的,来参加大堂兄的婚礼……我心中毫无波动,甚至还想买个实-体-娃-娃。
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