MG :: Volume #2

#108: Looks for 1000 honeybees to come to you to pollinate the bastard

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„This...... is this monster?” A Zhang Yinluo face does not believe that in the Sun Lang hand is grasping, how to see how to seem like an ordinary chrysanthemum, is at most attractive. Has)? intent)? Thinks)? Book)? Institute) “这……这就是妖怪？”张银落一脸不信,孙朗手中握着的,怎么看怎么像是一株普普通通的菊花,顶多漂亮一点。有)?意)?思)?书)?院) „This chrysanthemum, should be the main body of that monster......” Sun Lang says with a smile, „vegetation demon, the life span is prolonged, moreover is more intimate with the strength of Mother Earth, cultivates, is more convenient than the evil spirit of winged insect beast class, but they have the limit, that is only if cultivates the accomplishment, otherwise is unable to act on free will, because their main bodies take root in the land, easily cannot move. Therefore the after monsters of these vegetation classes cultivation, will mold one clone with the spirit strength, clone to act on free will based on this, and has many convenient magecraft, for example she was being detained by the pot, was depends on the law of earth escaping to make a getaway probably......” “这株菊花,应该就是那只妖怪的本体……”孙朗笑道,“草木精怪,寿命绵长,而且与后土之力更为亲近,修炼起来,远比飞虫走兽类的妖物要方便,但它们也有限制,那就是除非修炼大成,否则无法自由行动,因为它们的本体扎根于大地之中,轻易移动不得。所以这些草木类的妖怪修炼有成之后,就会用灵力塑造一个分身,分身可以在一定范围内自由行动,而且具有诸多方便的术法,比如说她被锅扣着了,大概就是靠着一种土遁之法逃之夭夭了吧……” Although Sun Lang said such mysteriously, but Zhang Yinluo some do not believe: „...... You said so many, hasn't she revealed true colors? Now she seems like only a chrysanthemum.” 虽然孙朗说得这么玄乎,但张银落还是有些不信:“……你说了这么多,她怎么还不现形？现在她看起来只是一株菊花而已。” Sun Lang shows the whites of the eyes: „Reveals true colors to do? Let you cut? This stupid monster hid like only the timid rabbit mostly, trembles in the one side, hopes that can avoid a tribulation, hmph hmph......” 孙朗翻了个白眼:“现形干什么？让你砍吗？这只蠢妖怪多半像只胆小的兔子那样躲了起来,在一旁瑟瑟发抖,希望能够躲过一劫,哼哼哼哼……” Eastern fragrant could not have repressed, crashed in the flower-bed, about seeks, before long, heard her cry: „! Found! My Dingding!......” 东方馨早就按捺不住,冲进了花坛之中,左右寻找,不一会儿,就听到了她的叫声:“啊！找到了！我的丁丁！还有……” A moment later, on her face is hanging the smile, ran vivaciously, a left hand Dingding, right hand one can of canned food, look very joyful. 片刻之后,她脸上挂着笑容,蹦蹦跳跳地跑了出来,左手一根丁丁,右手一罐罐头,看起来非常快乐。 Found beloved Dingding, but also obtained the raw material of strengthened decisive battle weapon, two types gather joyfully in the same place...... 重新找到了心爱的丁丁,还得到了强化决战兵器的原材料,两种快乐合在一起…… The next flash, in the Zhang Yinluo eye the cold light flashes, the fierce tiger throws the food to rush, was unexpected while Eastern fragrant, snatches to seize the pacific herring canned food, hmph hmph to smile two: „Child do not take this type of thing to play randomly......” 下一瞬间,张银落眼中寒光一闪,猛虎扑食般冲了上去,趁东方馨猝不及防,劈手将鲱鱼罐头夺了过来,哼哼笑了两声:“小孩子不要拿着这种东西乱玩……” „Your this bad woman, gives back to me!” Eastern fragrant was seized the hardening material, in an instant got angry, „you like this type of white viscous fishy smell thing so much! Looks for Sun Lang to want!” “你这坏女人,还给我！”东方馨被夺了强化材料,刹那间怒了起来,“你就这么喜欢这种白色的粘稠的腥腥的东西吗！去找孙朗要啊！” Sun Lang coordinated to show the own next three ways: „...... Welcome, manages enough, but is self-service.” 孙朗非常配合地指了指自己的下三路:“……欢迎,管够,不过是自助式的。” „You shut up!” Zhang Yinluo shouted angrily, „little girl, how must make you study a study lecture of politeness today! Today I......” “你闭嘴！”张银落怒喝了一声,“小丫头片子,今天要让你学一学怎么讲礼貌！今天我……” She raises the hand, strikes an attitude to throw, but she has not noticed at once, to send out the smell attracts the monster, this canned food had been opened a small seam, at this moment, the smell of that fan sent out...... 她扬起手来,作势欲掷,但她一时之间没有注意到,为了散发气味引来妖怪,这罐头已经被开了一个小小的缝,此时此刻,那迷之气味又散发了开来…… Then, in the darkness, the yellow form flashes before suddenly, throws toward Zhang Yinluo: „Gives me! Gives me!” 然后,黑暗之中,黄色的身影骤然闪现,向着张银落扑去:“给我！给我！” Zhang Yinluo sent out a scream suddenly, threw the pacific herring canned food front surface suddenly, that form is really fast, extends the arm, fishes the canned food in the hand, prepares to make a getaway. 张银落骤然发出了一声尖叫,将鲱鱼罐头迎面猛然掷了过去,那身影甚是迅捷,伸出手臂,将罐头捞在手中,准备逃之夭夭。 Then...... she exuded one to call out in alarm, the form instantaneous imbalance of midair, then the both legs one softly, threw down weak on the ground. 然后……她发出了一声惊叫,半空的身影瞬间失衡,然后双腿一软,无力地摔倒在地上。 The people fix the eyes on to look that form is slender, truly is a female monster, but what is novel, she golden beautiful hair, in the hand the pacific herring canned food let go unexpectedly at this time, exuded the cry of startled anger: „Do you...... you do!” 众人定睛看去,那身影苗条柔美,确实是个女妖怪,而新奇的是,她居然有一头金黄色的秀发,此时手中鲱鱼罐头脱手,发出了惊怒的叫声:“你……你干嘛啊！” Hears this tone and words, the girls instinct turns the head, looks neatly to Sun Lang. 听到这语气和话语,女孩儿们本能地转过头来,齐刷刷地看向孙朗。 A Sun Lang face stretches out the finger curiously, opened out in the hand the flower bud of this chrysanthemum, showed the pleasantly surprised smile: „, Unisexual flower, pistil, fine, fine , saw, the floral axis, the ovary, un un, the ovule lives very lovably, your fellow......” 孙朗正一脸好奇地伸出手指,拨开了手中这朵菊花的花苞,露出了惊喜的笑容:“啊,单性花,雌蕊,善哉,善哉,哦哦,看到了,花茎,子房,嗯嗯,胚珠生得很可爱呢,你这家伙……” The monsters became flushed the face, screamed: „Stop! Your this fellow! Is making anything to others chrysanthemums!” 妖怪涨红了脸,尖叫道:“住手！你这家伙！在对人家的菊花做什么啊！” „Quarrelled, your monster......” Sun Lang looked up her one eyes, the tone ice-cold, „looked for 1000 Himalayas cliff bees to pollinate to you, the bastard, gave the powder of giant pitcher plant to you, bastard......” “吵死了,你这妖怪……”孙朗抬头看了她一眼,语气冰冷,“找一千只喜马拉雅悬崖蜂给你授粉哦,混蛋,给你授巨型猪笼草的粉哦,混蛋……” Also does not know that is the language that he threatens has an effect, the appearance of pure that devils has an effect, in brief the monster almost frightens to pull out, closely is covering the mouth, the look both no use and panic-stricken, one side Zhang Yinluo arrives around her, picked the pacific herring canned food that the ground tumbles, that female monster looks at the canned food to fall into her person's hand, could not attend to many, struck an attitude to clash: „Gives me!” 也不知道是他恐吓的语言起了作用,还是单纯那凶神恶煞的模样起了作用,总之那妖怪吓得差点抽过去,紧紧地捂着嘴巴,眼神既无助又惊恐,张银落绕着她走到一边,将地上滚落的鲱鱼罐头捡了起来,那女妖怪一看罐头落入她人之手,也顾不上许多了,作势欲冲:“给我！” Sun Lang used the skill, Yang finger/refer. 孙朗使用了技能,一阳指。 Facts showed that although the strength of big healthcare is invalid, but normal touching, can provoke the normal response. 事实证明,虽然大保健之力无效,但正常的触碰,还是能引起正常的反应的吧。 Sun Lang used the skill, two fingers of Zen. 孙朗使用了技能,二指禅。 The monsters sent out an ashamed and resentful desire scream certainly, falls down, reaches out Zhang Yinluo no use: „Gives me...... at least to attract one to me! Attracts one!” 妖怪又发出了一声羞愤欲绝的尖叫,跌倒在地,无助地向张银落伸出了手:“给我……至少给我吸一口！就吸一口！” „So that's how it is, reason that is interested in that type of thing, regarded the nutritious manure the pacific herring canned food?” Sun Lang nods to say calmly, „wise choice.” “原来如此,之所以对那种东西感兴趣,是将鲱鱼罐头当成了营养丰富的肥料了吗？”孙朗冷静地点头道,“明智的选择。” Zhang Yinluo avoided the monster cautiously, hid in Sun Lang behind, small sound said: „Did this catch even? How then to handle her?” 张银落小心翼翼地避开了妖怪,躲在了孙朗身后,小声道:“这就算抓到了吗？接下来怎么处置她？” Xu Qing luan protects Zhao Feihuang from the beginning after behind, in the eye flashes through stern countenance: „Since is the monster......” 徐青鸾从一开始就将赵飞凰护在身后,眼中闪过一丝厉色:“既然是妖怪的话……” Zhang Yinluo hears word, on the face revealed some colors of not enduring, then turns the head to ask that Sun Lang said: „Can look, her has killed people?” 张银落闻言,脸上露出了些许不忍之色,然后转头问孙朗道:“能看出来,她杀没杀过人吗？” Sun Lang hears word, narrowed the eye, the focus line of sight, observed started the greenhouse of chrysanthemum, then shook the head saying: „No, no bloody and death flavor.” 孙朗闻言,眯起了眼睛,聚焦视线,观察了一下手中菊花的花房,然后摇头道:“没有,没有什么血腥和死亡的味道。” During opening the woman therefore fell into was in a dilemma, she truly feared the monster very much, but this monster turned into the human form at this time, a pitiful appearance, even the chrysanthemum grasped in the hand of Sun Lang, was too miserable...... in her heart indecisive, suddenly the head miraculous glow flashed, said directly: „...... You made a decision!” 张女侠因此陷入了两难之中,她确实很怕妖怪,但此时这妖怪化成了人形,一副可怜的模样,甚至连菊花都掌握在孙朗的手中,实在太惨了……她心中犹豫不决,突然脑袋灵光一闪,直接道:“……你来拿主意好了！” You will push the pot...... not to have the issue , to continue to rely on me, continuation makes me make a decision , to...... hehe. 你倒会推锅……不过没问题,继续依赖我吧,继续让我拿主意吧,一直到,一直到……嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿。 „My view...... this monster, although is the monster, but has not injured someone, is the spirit of vegetation, no wild nature and ominous, therefore, has not killed her reason.” “我的看法嘛……这妖怪虽然是妖怪,但没有害过人,又是草木之灵,没有什么野性和凶性,所以,没有杀她的理由呢。” Ranger arrived at the daughter monster side, the female monster had stood timidly. 游侠走到了小女妖的身边,女妖已经怯生生地站了起来。 Sun Lang visits her, puts out a hand, the look the affection, looks like the kind uncle to be the same gently: „Even the monster, we can still eliminate her wild nature, polishes her mind, finally makes her turn into a lovable little miss , you have a look, you look at this mild-mannered golden hair, looks at this lovable double bit ponytail, will give her becomes handsome and intelligent will then return to the old empty premonition in the future......” 孙朗看着她,伸出手来,眼神温柔又慈爱,就像是亲切的叔叔一样:“就算是妖怪,我们也可以消除她的野性,打磨她的心灵,最后让她变成一个可爱的小姑娘,真的,你们看看啊,你们看这一头柔顺的金发,看这可爱的双钻头马尾,给人以一种她将来会变得一表人才然后回到老虚身边的预感啊……” He is saying, then touched female monster that creamy fair cheeks. 他这么说着,然后摸了摸女妖那滑腻白皙的脸颊。 Un, the feel good, young and fresh-looking, soft, worthily is the herbaceous monster, juicy of really mother. 嗯,手感非常好,水嫩,柔软,不愧是草本妖怪,真特娘的水灵。 Un, suddenly changes the red cheeks is very lovable, the lovable cry, with throws down again when the fluctuation that the ground has. 嗯,突然变红的脸颊也很可爱呢,还有可爱的叫声,与再次摔倒在地上时所产生的波动。 ......? ……诶？ Becoming red? Cry? Throws down? 变红？叫声？摔倒？ Hand of Ranger stiff in midair. 游侠的手僵在半空中。 He looked at own. 他看了看自己的手。 Also looked to collapse in the ground and a face compels ignorant , and flushed and instinct clamped the both legs not to know that what happened the chrysanthemum essence. 又看了看瘫倒在地上、一脸懵逼且潮红、本能地夹紧了双腿不知道发生了什么事情的菊花精。 He silent moment: „...... Considers as finished, killed.” 他沉默了片刻:“……算了,还是杀了吧。” ps: Replied a on chapter of issue...... the chrysanthemum, was the Chinese traditional precious flower, from the Song folk, had the annual enjoying chrysanthemum grand meeting, as the flower of resisting the frost, it was partial by the writers, the ancient liked with the chrysanthemum famous will especially, compares the own noble and pure sentiment. Gives it earliest the profound implication, I think that was Tao Yuanming of Jin Dynasty, this picked east the chrysanthemum the pastoral poet under fence, gave the chrysanthemum by the gentleman style of recluse of flower, I think, everyone went to school, should study this poem. ps:回答一下上一章的问题……菊花,是中国传统名花,从宋代民间起,就有一年一度的赏菊盛会,作为傲霜之花,它被文人们所偏爱,古人尤其喜欢以菊名志,来比拟自己的高洁情操。最早赋予它深刻涵义的,鄙人认为是晋代的陶渊明,这位采菊东篱下的田园诗人,赋予了菊花以花之隐者的君子风范,我想,大家上学的时候,应该学过这首诗的。 ps2: Oh, you, you, you......( shakes the head) ps2:唉,你们啊,你们啊,你们啊……(摇头)
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