MG :: Volume #2

#106: Is a scapegoat the monster!

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In great hall, brilliantly illuminated, Eastern fragrant is pursing the lips, a suffering appearance, is really I sees still pities.( Has)? ( Italy )?( Thinks)?( Book)?( Institute) 大堂之中,灯火通明,东方馨撅着嘴,一副委委屈屈的模样,真是我见犹怜。(有)?(意)?(思)?(书)?(院) After all she encountered perhaps is one of the life biggest attack. 毕竟她遭遇了也许是此生最大的打击之一。 Dingding who unexpectedly breaks off the girl, is really is unforgivable. 居然折断女孩子的丁丁,真是不可饶恕。 „What monster can this be?” Sun Lang feels the chin saying that „it does rob that iron Dingding to do? Cī the iron? In the legend the shape such as does the water buffalo, live the great corner/horn, the fur/superficial knowledge takes the iron as the monster beast of food jet black? This monster beast may really be the world is rare, because their excreta firm such as fine steel, can be used to build the almighty troops sharp weapon, hearsay how many forging aristocratic family secrets are raising this strange beast, is difficult to be inadequate here also to have one? We may get rich.” “这会是什么妖怪呢？”孙朗摸着下巴道,“它抢走那根铁丁丁干什么？难道是呲铁吗？传说中状如水牛、生有巨角,皮毛漆黑而以铁为食的妖兽？这种妖兽可真是天下少有,因为它们的排泄物坚如精钢,可以用来打造神兵利器,传闻几个锻造世家秘密饲养着这种奇兽,难不成这里也有一只？那我们可发财了啊。” Eastern fragrant wipes tears, said bitterly: „I no matter it is what variety! Then not tasteful monster, so long as lives a day in this world, is a big threat to my super weapon, must extinguish it!” 东方馨抹一把眼泪,恨恨道:“我才不管它是什么品种呢！那么不讲究的妖怪只要活在这个世上一天,就是对我这超级兵器的一大威胁,一定要将它灭了！” Zhang Yinluo recalled that at that time was frightened the scene that is almost startled by that monster, echoed what others say: „Right right! Cuts the monster to eliminate the demon! Cuts the monster to eliminate the demon!” 张银落回想起当时被那妖怪吓得差点魂飞天外的场景,也随声附和道:“没错没错！斩妖除魔！斩妖除魔！” Zhao Feihuang actually knits the brows: „But the issue is, the iron hardware of this restaurant are many, seems like the trace that has not damaged, moreover earliest what this monster looks is younger sister Yinluo- younger sister Yinluo besides the chest of that pair of lower reaches, has probably nothing the thing that can be coveted by the monster...... ate the words of brain after all, perhaps will become stupid......” 赵飞凰却皱眉道:“但问题是,这间酒楼的铁器不少,看起来并没有损毁的痕迹,而且这妖怪最早找的是银落妹妹-银落妹妹除了那一对下流的胸部之外,好像没有什么能够被妖怪觊觎的东西了……毕竟吃掉脑子的话,也许会变笨的……” „Felt that you are also speaking my malicious remarks calmly!” Zhang Yinluo shouts greatly, „that monster also said in me behind ‚found’ and ‚to me’ and so on words!” “感觉你又在若无其事地说我坏话啊！”张银落大喊道,“那个妖怪在我身后也说了‘找到了’和‘给我’之类的话啊！” Xu Qing luan is looking at startled great wild goose sword in the woman hand, startled say/way: „Stares at your Emperor Weapon? The mysticalness of Emperor Weapon material quality, is first under heaven and other sharp weapons, if the food iron monster beast in legend......” 徐青鸾望着张女侠手中的惊鸿剑,惊道:“难道是盯上了您的帝兵？帝兵材质之神秘,是天下第一等利器,如果是传说中的食铁妖兽的话……” Sun Lang shakes the head to say decisively: „Is absolutely impossible, in this world has not dared to gobble up the Emperor Weapon monster, if really has such tyrannical fellow, that Mingzhou City rivers of blood......, have waited......” 孙朗断然摇头道:“绝无可能,这个世界上还没有敢吞吃帝兵的妖怪,如果真有这么强横的家伙,那明州城早就血流成河了……咦,等等……” He looks to Eastern fragrant: „I listened to slow steward saying that you did change the spear head? What that monster robs is which spear head?” 他看向东方馨:“我听徐管家说,你去换枪头了？那个妖怪抢走的是哪个枪头？” „If the ordinary spear head, I so will be sad?” Mentioned this matter, the Eastern fragrant voice took a weeping voice, what „she robbed was I just designs to build today outstandingly! Was you had said that can the real name liberation and launch ‚demon artillery white Zhuo limit spark’ that ultra must kill the decisive battle weapon!” “如果是普通的枪头,我会这么伤心吗？”提到这事,东方馨的声音又带上了一丝哭腔,“她抢走的是我今天刚设计打造出来的逸品啊！就是你说过的那种可以真名解放、发射出‘魔炮・白灼的极限火花’的那种超必杀决战兵器啊！” „Does this type have the grandson court attendant characteristics name style of what's the matter?” The Zhang Yinluo doubt is staring at Sun Lang, „, although the name sounds very fierce, but thought that is not the good thing, after all seems like you to name......” “这种有孙郎特色的命名风格是怎么回事？”张银落狐疑地盯着孙朗,“虽然名字听起来很厉害,但觉得不是好东西呢,毕竟似乎是你命名的……” Sun Lang has not managed him, serious is lost in thought that after the moment, said slowly: „Perhaps, I understood the truth probably......” 孙朗没有理他,一脸严肃陷入了沉思,片刻后缓缓道:“也许,我大概明白真相了……” „Actually wants to deceive seriously?” “竟然想要一本正经地糊弄过去？” Ranger looks at Eastern fragrant, narrowed the eye: „Perhaps, this monster, the one who wants to win is not your Dingding, but is the implication in inside these things.” 游侠看着东方馨,眯起了眼睛:“也许,这个妖怪,想要夺走的并不是你的丁丁,而是蕴含在里面的那些东西呢。” Eastern fragrant first gawked the moment, said suddenly: „You were said...... these white, has the viscous liquid of fishy smell stink?” 东方馨先是愣了片刻,恍然道:“你是说……那些白色的、有着腥臭味的粘稠的液体？” Sun Lang nods seriously: „Yes, this can also explain why clear Yinluo will also receive to attack, after all that type of thing, she also has......” 孙朗严肃地点了点头:“是的,这样也能解释清楚银落为什么也会受到袭击了,毕竟那种东西,她也有……” „Hey!” Zhang Yinluo face one red, shouts greatly, „you are saying the matter of what lower reaches! I do not have that type of thing! Actually to want me saying that many, I was the woman the woman!” “喂喂喂喂！”张银落面孔一红,大喊道,“你们到底在说什么下流的事情啊！我才没有那种东西啊！究竟要我说多少遍啊,我是女人啊女人！” Sun Lang and Eastern fragrant looked at each other one, then sucked in cold air as if by prior agreement, to look that the trash the vision looks at Zhang Yinluo: „You think unexpectedly that place went, essential color, Yinluo......” 孙朗和东方馨对视了一眼,然后不约而同地倒抽了一口凉气,以看垃圾的目光看着张银落:“你居然想到那种地方去了,真色啊,银落……” „Unexpectedly blames me? You said......” Zhang Yinluo stared in a big way the eye suddenly, „what wait/etc...... in spear head was...... the juice of pacific herring canned food? Hey, do you rinse in the spear head to do that type of thing?” “居然怪我？你们说的……”张银落突然瞪大了眼睛,“等等……难道枪头里面的是……鲱鱼罐头的汁水？喂,你把那种东西灌进枪头里干什么？” Eastern fragrant has turned the head calmly, blows the whistling saying: „Naturally shoots outward......” 东方馨若无其事地转过头去,吹着口哨道:“当然是往外射喽……” Sun Lang also very gesticulates the hand signal that intimately consoled oneself, practiced fraud and gives as much support as possible. 孙朗还挺贴心地比划了一个聊以自慰、上下其手、倾囊相授的手势。 Opens the tone of woman to transfer instantaneously coldly: „You two, are really the Empire residual, the trash of state, the world most unsettled two factors......” 张女侠的语气瞬间转冷:“你们两个,真是帝国的残渣,社稷的垃圾,天下最不安定的两个因素呢……” „In brief......” Sun Lang raised up the finger, „if so, then all explained passed, the opposite party was to that type of milky white liquid that has the fishy smell stink has the monster of frantic hobby......” “总之……”孙朗竖起了手指,“如果是这样的话,那么一切都解释得通了,对方是对那种有着腥臭味的乳白色液体有着狂热爱好的妖怪……” The Zhang Yinluo complexion shouts red: „Which, where has this monster!” 张银落脸色通红地喊道:“哪、哪有这种妖怪啊！” „Because is the pacific herring canned food, moreover there is a fishy smell of that fermentation, I think, probably is a cat monster.” Sun Lang analyzes to say seriously, then the squint looks at Zhang Yinluo, „you think that crookedly is?” “因为是鲱鱼罐头,而且还有那种发酵的腥味,我想,大概是一只猫妖吧。”孙朗一本正经地分析道,然后斜眼看着张银落,“你又想歪了是不是？” Then ice-cold gazed at fixedly. 然后就被冰冷地瞪视了。 „Since had judged that the variety of monster, that started to catch it...... the cat monster......” Sun Lang to show the infinite daydream expression suddenly, „, if were the class leader such barrier cat of good......” “那既然已经判断出了妖怪的品种,那就开始捕捉它吧……猫妖啊……”孙朗突然露出了无限遐想的表情,“如果是班长那样的障碍猫就好了……” Zhang Yinluo somewhat said scruple: „Cat monster? I always thought that did not seem like the cat monster...... not to see clearly her appearance at that time, only saw her to wear a yellow short jacket, is hanging loose the hair, revealed face, some......” 张银落有些迟疑道:“猫妖吗？我总觉得不太像是猫妖……不过当时也没怎么看清她的模样,只看到她穿一身黄色的衫子,披散着头发,露出的脸,有些……” At this point, she shivers, seemed like thought of what terrifying thing. 说到这里,她打了个寒噤,似乎是想到了什么恐怖的东西似的。 Listened to her such saying, Eastern fragrant also nodded to echo saying: „Mentioned the cat monster to come, should be very clever, but looked probably did not come out......” 听她这么一说,东方馨也点头附和道:“说起猫妖来,应该是很灵巧的吧,但是好像看不太出来……” „Managing her is what monster, held had a look well.” Sun Lang beckons with the hand, „, since seeks after the pacific herring canned food, explained her to be hungry, after Yinluo ran away in fear, is continued to commit a crime, explained that she was hungry suppressed, the thing in that iron Dingding could not satisfy her, how she has not likely made clear to attract now the thing in iron Dingding......” “管她是什么妖怪,抓住了看看就好。”孙朗摆了摆手,“既然贪图鲱鱼罐头,说明她饿,被银落吓跑之后紧接着继续作案,说明她饿得狠了,那一根铁丁丁里的东西是满足不了她的,或者说,她现在很可能还没搞清楚怎么把铁丁丁里的东西吸出来吧……” Then, his brain will make up a yellow jersey, to live the sprouting/moe younger sisters in cat ear and cat tail the soft body will roll, is nudging that iron Dingding with the hand unceasingly, sent out meow meow meow the appearance of shout unceasingly anxiously...... 说罢,他不由脑补了一个一身黄衫、生有猫耳和猫尾的萌妹子将柔软的身体团成一圈,不断用手拨拉着那根铁丁丁,不断焦急地发出喵喵喵的喊声的模样…… Eastern fragrant hears to avenge a grievance, jumped directly, wields the fist saying: „That starts! How do we want to do?” 东方馨听到要报仇雪恨,直接跳了起来,挥着拳头道:“那就开始吧！我们要怎么做？” „Rapid elder brother had taught me a method of seizing prey......” “迅哥曾经教过我一个抓捕猎物的方法……” A moment later, the ultra-large number iron saucepan that this restaurant kitchen uses was lifted, buckles on the ground, haunches with a long wooden club, the stick ties the arms the guy wires, in the pot is buckling one can of pacific herring canned food, opened a small seam, the flavor of fan dissipated, but that guy wires grasped in the Sun Lang hand, pulled...... them to hide in the darkness by far spies on. 片刻之后,这家酒楼厨房所用的超大号铁锅被抬了出来,扣在地上,用一根长木棍撑起,棍子上绑着长绳,锅里扣着一罐鲱鱼罐头,开了小小的一条缝,迷之味道逸散开来,而那根长绳握在孙朗手中,远远地牵着……他们躲在黑暗中窥探。 Zhang Yinluo blinks, somewhat is quite speechless: „...... You determined, this type of trap, really can attract the monster?” 张银落眨了眨眼睛,颇有些无语:“……你确定,这种陷阱,真能把妖怪引来？” The next flash, the cold wind flashes through, the yellow form appears from the darkness together, charged into that iron saucepan quickly! 下一瞬间,阴风闪过,一道黄色的身影从黑暗中浮现,以迅雷不及掩耳之势冲向了那口铁锅！ „I hold, but also is so stupid?” The Sun Lang surprise the moment, then drew the rope resolute, „is a scapegoat the monster!” “我操,还真这么蠢？”孙朗诧异了片刻,然后果决地拉动了绳索,“背锅吧妖怪！” The Sun Lang vision like the electricity, sentences in advance extremely accurate, after drawing the rope, that iron saucepan sinks suddenly, that small form cover below, the next quarter, Sun Lang like seize greedily flushed solid, put on the pot cover, Jie Jie said with a smile: „Evildoer/Monstrous talent, first try the big hand imprint of this place, cannot shoulder also from, if can shoulder, must try my exorcize demons to poke!” 孙朗目光如电,预判极为精准,拉动绳索之后,那口铁锅骤然一沉,严严实实地将那小小的身影罩在了下面,下一刻,孙朗如同饿虎扑食般冲了出去,扑在了锅盖上,桀桀笑道:“妖孽,先试试本座的大手印,扛不住还自罢了,如果扛得住,说不定就要试试我的降魔杵了！” ps1: Mother...... forgot also to write the god of death tonight, taking a rash step. ps1:妈的……忘记今晚还要写死神了,失策。 ps2: Last chance! Guesses that the main body of this monster is anything! Good......, although I thought that you cannot guess probably......( smiles) ps2:最后的机会！猜猜这只妖怪的本体是什么！好吧……虽然我觉得你们大概是猜不出来的……(笑)
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