Monsters...... 妖怪啊…… Female monster...... 女妖怪啊…… Beautiful woman monster...... 美女妖怪啊…… Lovable beautiful woman monster...... 可爱的美女妖怪啊…… Sun Lang is lost in thought.( Has)? ( Italy )?( Thinks)?( Book)?( Institute) 孙朗不禁陷入了沉思。(有)?(意)?(思)?(书)?(院) Facts showed, the civilized sophistication, decided the human universal love degree. 事实证明,文明的发达程度,决定了人类的博爱程度。 The ancient words, grass fox spirit snake monster anything, is the limit. 古代的话,艹个狐仙蛇妖什么的,已经是极限了。 But that world that Sun Lang was at...... 而孙朗原本所在的那个世界…… Ship monster. 船妖。 Demon who the sword changes. 刀剑化作的精怪。 However is the young girl clearheadedly condition ghost woman. 惺惺然作少女之态的老妖婆。 Only then cannot think that has not dared grass. 只有想不到的,没有不敢艹的。 Is forced to receive this ideological the baptism, under is influenced by what one sees and hears, Sun Lang actually to female monster not too big contradiction psychology. 被迫受到这种思想的洗礼,耳濡目染之下,孙朗倒是对女妖怪没有太大的抵触心理。 Also without the frightened heart of that human to demons and monsters. 也没有那种人类对妖魔鬼怪的恐惧之心。 He who rather, at this moment, falls into the infinite daydream, in the head reverberated profoundly some memory famous lines from childhood. 倒不如说,此时此刻,陷入无限遐想的他,脑袋中回响起了某句记忆深刻的来自童年的名台词。 The monsters, eat my old Sun stick! 妖怪,吃俺老孙一棒！ Eating. 吃。 Stick. 棒。 ...... Hey, cannot think that you are such monkey. ……噫,想不到你是这样的猴子。 At this time the Zhang Yinluo fright decided slightly, discovered own this time closely is hugging Sun Lang, on the face one red, rushed to let loose, but was really afraid that monster, does not dare to draw back immediately, still closely grabbed the right hand of Sun Lang, glanced right and left nervous, she has swept one accidentally, discovers expression that on the Ranger face that combined is being a pity and tasting, some teeth were itchy: „...... Are you in a daze?” 这时张银落惊魂稍定,发现自己此时正紧紧搂着孙朗,脸上一红,赶忙放开,但实在害怕那妖怪,也不敢立刻退开,依然紧紧抓着孙朗的右手,紧张兮兮地左顾右盼,她偶然扫过一眼,发现游侠脸上那混杂着可惜与回味的表情,不禁有些牙痒痒:“……你在发什么呆？” Sun Lang smacks the lips saying: „Didn't you plan to hold a while?” 孙朗咂咂嘴道:“你不打算多抱一会儿了？” „Dirty!” Zhang Yinluo stared his one eyes ruthlessly, what was frightened by the monster is she, throws to the Sun Lang bosom on own initiative is also she, even manifests suddenly, still without the standpoint and reason of outbreak, she remembered tonight awkward with losing face, as female narrow-minded with the bearing a grudge psychology is in the upper hand, in addition Sun Lang in the side, her energy and strength was fuller, „that monster! Do you have the means to hold that monster? Today I must come to cut the monster to eliminate the demon is not possible......” “龌龊！”张银落狠狠地瞪了他一眼,不过被妖怪吓到的是她,主动扑到孙朗怀里的也是她,就算是发作,也没有发作的立场和理由,她想起了今晚的尴尬与丢脸,身为女性的小心眼与记仇心理不由占了上风,再加上孙朗在身边,她的底气和劲头就更足了,“那妖怪呢！你有办法抓住那妖怪吗？今天我非得来个斩妖除魔不可……” Finishes barely the words, outside transmitted Zhao Feihuang throws smiles: „Just frightened to cry obviously quickly, but also seizes the chance to occupy my grandson court attendant cheaply......” 话音未落,外面传来了赵飞凰的扑哧一笑:“明明刚刚吓得都快哭出来了,还趁机占我孙郎便宜……” ...... Do I occupy him to be cheap? He just beautiful resulted in does not know surname anything! ……我占他便宜？他刚刚都美得不知道姓什么了！ Zhang Yinluo lost such big face before Miss Zhao, hit a person when he is down, in the heart happened simultaneously at once ashamed and resentfully, but this matter did also did, conducted to deny and refute again, instead will be ridiculed by the opposite party intensely......, therefore a woman head heat, the head felt dizzy, unexpectedly the unexpected happening came one: „I want to hug him to hug him! His also agrees makes me hug! You have the skill, you also come!” 张银落在赵小姐面前丢了这么大的面子,又被人落井下石,一时之间心中羞愤交加,不过这事做也做了,再进行否认和反驳,反而会被对方变本加厉地嘲笑……于是张女侠脑袋一热,头上发昏,居然鬼使神差地来了一句:“我想抱他就抱他！他也肯让我抱！你有本事,你也来啊！” This saying just said that she regrets immediately , Sun Lang turns the head, is staring at her by the meaningful vision, outside Zhao Feihuang also no longer spoke...... a woman to feel like, oneself probably by repertoire one time. 这话刚说出口,她就立刻后悔了,果然,孙朗转过头来,以意味深长的目光盯着她,外面的赵飞凰也不再说话……张女侠隐隐觉得,自己好像又被套路了一次。 Then she erupted. 然后她就爆发了。 „You look at anything to look! Looks at anything to look!” Zhang Yinluo held the shoulder of Sun Lang, makes an effort to sway, „I was frightened by the monster! That monster wants to attack me! Aren't you my partner? Aren't you my boss? I was bullied by the monster, how you have not helped me vent anger! Helps me hold her quickly, I must drag insolation for three days to the sunlight under her!” “你看什么看！看什么看！”张银落抓住了孙朗的肩膀,用力地摇晃着,“我被妖怪吓到了！那个妖怪想要袭击我！你不是我的伙伴吗？你不是我的老板吗？我被妖怪欺负了,你怎么还不帮我出气！快帮我抓住她,我要把她拖到阳光下面暴晒三天啊啊啊啊啊啊！” The girl that breathless under hidden in a distress and eye also to glitter suffering with the appearance of tears, is really ultra lovable, looks like the young girl who needs to protect to be the same, but this energetic young girl also has the irritable stature of far unusual person, really doubles...... Sun Lang to put out a hand lovably, touches her head, with coaxing the language gas channel/angrily said of child: „Good, my helps you grasp the monster......” 女孩儿那气急败坏之下隐藏着一丝狼狈、眼中还闪烁着委屈和泪花的模样,真是超可爱的,就像是需要保护的幼女一样,可这个精神幼女还有着远超凡人的火爆身材,真是加倍可爱啊……孙朗不禁伸出手来,摸了摸她的脑袋,用哄小孩儿的语气道:“好了好了,我这就帮你把妖怪抓出来……” Facts showed that although the strength of big healthcare is unable to have the effect on Zhang Yinluo, but somebody's technique is still worth praising, found the clue make comfort Zhang Yinluo to show very comfortably very relieved expression instantaneously, probably the child is the same, is nodding subconsciously cleverly, naturally, next quarter she responded, made an effort to break free from the hand of Sun Lang, stamps one's foot said: „Do not touch girl's head casually! I am not a child!” 事实证明,大保健之力虽然无法对张银落起效,但某人的手法依然值得称道,被摸头安慰的张银落瞬间露出了很舒服很安心的表情,像是小孩子一样,下意识乖巧地点着头,当然,下一刻她就反应过来,用力将孙朗的手甩开,跳脚道:“不要随便摸女孩子的头！我又不是小孩子！” Sun Lang dismisses with a smile: „Walks, we go to converge with everyone to outside, then formulates one to seize the monster plan......” 孙朗付之一笑:“走吧,我们到外面去与大家汇合,然后制定一个捉妖计划……” Zhang Yinluo is looking at the right hand of Sun Lang, why does not know, in heart empty, unexpectedly gave birth wanted to continue to grab the impulsion of his hand...... she to have a scare by the own thought that recovers, before Sun youth has arrived at the gate, opened the woman to have a scare, rushes slightly to run to follow, to go out discovered that Zhao Feihuang and Xu Qing luan stood on one side, Miss Zhao shows the whites of the eyes to her, „unexpectedly a face your young prostitute pounded took advantage to run away randomly” despising. 张银落望着孙朗的右手,不知为何,心中空荡荡的,居然生出了想要继续抓着他的手的冲动……她被自己的念头吓了一跳,回过神来,孙郎已经走到了门前,张女侠吓了一跳,赶忙小跑跟上,出门就发现赵飞凰和徐青鸾站在一边,赵小姐对她翻了个白眼,一脸“你这小婊砸居然趁乱偷跑”的鄙夷。 The oversuspicious woman who......, eats the flying vinegar randomly, is jealous good, fierce woman, you, if really marries Sun Lang, definitely has you to receive. ……哼,乱吃飞醋的多疑女人,善妒,悍妇,你要是真嫁给孙朗,肯定有你受的。 At this time Sun Lang looked at the surroundings, the doubts said: „Well, Eastern fragrant? Where ran?” 这时孙朗看了看周围,疑惑道:“咦,东方馨呢？跑哪儿去了？” Xu Qing luan replied: „Just to frighten Miss stretch/open, Eastern young lady volunteers, must simulate the sound of footsteps that walks away gradually, therefore went into the fore room, she added that possibly really has the monster, must therefore exchange the new-style spear head......” 徐青鸾答道:“刚刚为了吓唬张小姐,东方小姐自告奋勇,要模拟出渐渐走远的脚步声,所以跑到了前堂,她还说可能真有妖怪,所以要换上新式枪头……” She, the expression somewhat is at this point apologetic, obviously, her attention has placed in Miss Zhao's safety very much, does not care to other things muddily, let alone accompanied Eastern fragrant together...... 她说到这里,表情有些歉然,很显然,她的注意力一直放在赵小姐的安危上,对其他的事情浑不在意,更别说陪同东方馨一起了…… Sun Lang beckons with the hand: „All right, I had improved the security degree, all during my control, said again, even if there is a monster, that small monster is still the weak chicken that even/including Jinghong sword type of mass production goods can easily retreat in fear, it is estimated that the courage vigor is even exuberant, internal strength slightly has martial artist of achievement, she cannot do. The Eastern fragrant hobby seeks novelty, mindless, courage strange big, even if ran into the monster, can still cross two with the opposite party, happen to helps us constrain the monster......” 孙朗摆了摆手:“没事,我已经提高了警戒程度,一切都在我的掌控之中,再说了,就算有妖怪,那个小妖也是个连惊鸿剑这种量产货都能轻易吓退的弱鸡,估计连血气旺盛、内功小有成就的武者,她都奈何不了。东方馨嗜好猎奇、没心没肺、胆子奇大,就算遇到了妖怪,也会与对方过上两手,正好帮我们拖住妖怪……” Zhao Feihuang listened, covers mouth said with amazement: „That why martial arts superior, moreover takes younger sister Yinluo of startled great wild goose sword, can make this small and weak monster escape in an instant?” 赵飞凰听了,捂嘴惊讶道:“那为什么武功高强而且拿着惊鸿剑的银落妹妹,能让这种弱小的妖怪转眼逃掉？” Zhang Yinluo exclaimed: „Your this woman takes advantage to slander me randomly! Anyone, sees the monster for the first time, will be afraid very much! The metropolis/can instinct avoidance moves aside!” 张银落吼道:“你这女人又趁乱诋毁我！无论是谁,第一次看到妖怪,都会很害怕吧！都会本能地退避躲闪吧！” Finishes speaking, the fore room transmitted Eastern fragrant surprisedly to bring the exciting shout: „! Originally really has the monster! Eats my spear/gun! If my super weapon can retreat in fear the monsters, that completely there is no weakness!” 话音刚落,前堂传来了东方馨惊讶中带着兴奋的喊声:“哇！原来真有妖怪！吃我一枪！如果我的超级兵器连妖怪都能吓退的话,那就完全没有什么弱点可言了！” „......” Three people of vision fell on Zhang Yinluo body neatly. “……”三人的目光齐刷刷地落在了张银落身上。 What also without them said that the Eastern fragrant voice made a sound, has this intonation become in the shock to have one time unexpectedly ashamed and resentfully......? 还没等他们说什么,东方馨的声音又响了起来,这一次的语调居然已经变得震惊中带有一丝……羞愤？ „! Do you do you! Hey! Lets loose quickly! Do not lick! How you do not press the repertoire to play a card you! Stops quickly! Let loose! Hey...... to feed! The bastard do not run! Halts!” “哇哇哇哇！你干什么啊你！喂！快放开！别舔啊！你怎么不按套路出牌啊你！快住手！放开！喂……喂喂喂！哦哦哦哦哦哦混蛋啊啊啊啊啊别跑！站住啊！” Sun Lang sucked in cold air, then the instantaneous violent anger gets up: „Originally is the color monster! Unexpectedly also licks the white silk! I have not licked! Today must tear to shreds her! Cannot endure simply!” 孙朗倒抽了一口凉气,然后瞬间暴怒起来:“原来是个色妖怪！居然还舔白丝！我还没舔过呢！今天非把她碎尸万段不可！简直不能忍！” He was just about to rush to the fore room to select the heavenly light that bold monster, but the person's shadow flashed, the Eastern fragrant form had dodged, the young girl about sought anxiously, in the look brings at a loss, why did not know, everyone thought that Eastern fragrant of present, was a little strange, probably lost some important thing...... 他正要冲到前堂把那大胆的妖怪点了天灯,但人影一闪,东方馨的身影已经闪了出来,少女焦急地左右寻找,神色中带着一点茫然,不知为何,大家觉得现在的东方馨,有点奇怪,像是失去了某种很重要的东西似的…… But Eastern fragrant also saw Sun Lang. 而东方馨也看到了孙朗。 In the eyes of young girl covered mist instantaneously, her mouth dug high, the grievance said: „Sun Lang, my Dingding...... was robbed by the monster!” 少女的眼中瞬间蒙上了一层水雾,她的嘴巴高高地撅了起来,委屈道:“孙朗,我的丁丁……被妖怪抢走了！” At this time everyone discovered, Eastern fragrant seems very not why right. 这时大家才发现,为什么东方馨看起来很不对劲了。 Because the long spear/gun in her hand, no longer is a long spear/gun, but is an alone gun, that modeling grand iron Dingding spear head, has vanished to disappear...... 因为她手中的长枪,已经不再是长枪,而是孤零零的一根枪杆子,那根造型雄奇的铁丁丁枪头,已经消失不见了…… But Eastern fragrant weep with loud noise complains saying: „The present monster, how so the sincere, I said that makes her eat my spear/gun, has not thought that really eats! Dingding who grasps the families does not drop, but also licks, after end also broke off others Dingding directly, robbed! How she can like this! The words that likes I can deliver her one, why she snatches hardly......” 而东方馨则是声泪俱下地控诉道:“现在的妖怪,怎么这般实诚啊,我说让她吃我一枪,没想到真吃啊！一把抱住人家的丁丁不放手,还舔,末了还直接把人家的丁丁折断后抢走了！她怎么能这样啊！喜欢的话我可以送她一根啊,她为什么硬抢啊……” „Before then......” Sun Lang sighed, „are do not say make one misunderstand good......” “在这之前……”孙朗叹了口气,“你不要说得这么引人误解行不行啊……” ps1: Mentioned this Journey to the West to come, the impression quite profound lines were, „Uncle Sun, 【bi-】 Child gives you, you come out quickly” and „elder brother's wife, you open mouth, I looked came out” and so on, before small time was innocent, now looks , was meaningful, meaningful...... ps1:说起这西游记来,印象比较深刻的台词就是,“孙叔叔,【哔-】子给你,你快出来吧”与“嫂嫂,你张开嘴,我看了就出来”云云,以前小的时候不懂事,现在一看,啧啧,意味深长,意味深长啊…… ps2: What coffin...... really cannot comprehend you to suppress all day, opens the mouth to bind together relatively Wu Cheng'en's coffin and Du Pu's coffin can't? ps2:……真搞不懂你们整天镇压什么棺材,把吴承恩的棺材和杜甫的棺材开口相对绑在一起不就得了？