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#100: Immeasurable your longevity Buddha......

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stretch/open Jianyuan is very happy today, had the matter that likes handling for the first time, but also obtained the lifetime good teacher and helpful friend, these two joyful overlap, making him look that anything is extremely pleasing to the eyes.(. Has.)?(. intent.)?(. Thinks.)?(. Book.)?(. Institute.) 张建元今天心情特别好,第一次有了喜欢做的事情,还得到了一生的良师益友,这两份快乐相互重叠,让他看什么都极其顺眼。(.有.)?(.意.)?(.思.)?(.书.)?(.院.) Therefore he in meeting one in a hurry after the taoist priest who fishing the immortal building hurried along, blocked the opposite party benignly. 所以他在遇到了一个匆匆向钓仙楼赶路的道士之后,和颜悦色地将对方拦了下来。 Treats as to do the good. 就当做做善事吧。 The words saying, your old taoist priest does the wool, said that what wants subdue demons crouches/submits demon, fishes in the immortal building to have the monster? Not to mention is you in mysterious, has the monster, how many mostly also ripping will dip the sauce to eat by that female demon, your ox muzzle will not know the immensity of heaven and earth, visits noisily, when the time comes will stir up that woman to manifest suddenly, where will have the life in? 话说,你这老道士搞毛啊,说什么要降妖伏魔的,钓仙楼里有妖怪？且不说是不是你在故弄玄虚,就是有妖怪,多半也会被那个女魔头给撕成几段蘸着酱吃了,你这牛鼻子不知天高地厚,上门吵闹,到时候惹得那张女侠发作起来,哪里还有命在？ stretch/open Jianyuan read and here, sighed, fished out a broken money from the bosom, put in the hand of taoist priest, patted his shoulder: „The taoist priest, listens to my word, do you practice easily, why bother do not bring about own destruction? This money you take, fast rotation. Mingzhou City rich people some are, the head does not figure out also many, where you go to cheat out of money do not deceive, can fishing the immortal building does? Walks quickly, walks quickly......” 张建元念及此处,叹了口气,从怀中摸出了一块碎银子,放到了道士的手中,拍了拍他的肩膀:“那道士,听我一言,你修行不易,何苦自寻死路？这钱你拿着,速速回转吧。明州城大户人家有的是,脑袋拎不清的也很多,你去哪儿骗钱不是骗,偏偏要到钓仙楼作死？快走,快走吧……” This long hefted the money in hand, looked at stretch/open Jianyuan several eyes: The person who „yes, the head does not figure out are truly many, I looked that the donor you somewhat are also muddled. The donor your natural disposition is kindhearted, is predestined friends with me, today this poor Daoist on the waiting a bit moment, dispels melancholy to remove a difficulty...... me to ask you to you, recently saw a clever speech plausibility and sanctimonious generation of? What matter is he instigating you to handle?” 这道长掂了掂手中的银子,看了张建元几眼:“是啊,脑袋拎不清的人确实很多,我看施主你也有些糊涂。罢了,施主你本性良善,与我有缘,今天贫道就稍待片刻,给你解忧排难……我问你,最近是不是见到一个巧言善辩、道貌岸然之辈？他是不是在唆使你做什么事情？” Yo the lying trough, your ox muzzle treads the nose upper eyelid unexpectedly, tied down me? stretch/open Jianyuan frowns, beckons with the hand saying: „No, no, the taoist priest you do not have my idea, the father is not good to deceive.” 诶哟卧槽,你这牛鼻子居然蹬鼻子上脸,缠住我了？张建元皱起了眉头,摆手道:“没有,没有,道士你别打我的主意,老子可不好糊弄。” Cannot think that taoist priest is actually unforgiving saying: „This poor Daoist draws cash, must handle matters, the donor you get sick...... you to reply heavily earnestly my issue, you think recently ran into the honored person of hit? Had you suffered this honored person? Then had some matter, making you feel that he is actually a good person?” 想不到那道士却不依不饶道:“贫道拿了钱,就得办事,施主你病得不轻啊……你认真回答我的问题,你最近是不是自以为遇到了命中的贵人？你是不是曾经吃过这个贵人的亏？然后发生了一些事情,让你觉得他其实是个好人？” stretch/open Jianyuan blinks, pounds this saying, after tasting, becomes flushed: „Shut up, shameless, the mouth puts cleanly, body do not pull toward Master Sun!” 张建元眨了眨眼睛,砸吧了一下这话,回过味来之后,勃然变色:“住口,无耻老贼,嘴巴放干净一点,别往孙大侠身上扯！” „Master Sun?” The taoist priest look moves, waved to stretch/open Jianyuan, „looked like the issue to leave in his body, come, you described his appearance to me, speaks you to have anything......” “孙大侠？”那道士神色一动,向张建元招了招手,“看来问题就出在他身上了,来,你给我描述一下他的面相,讲讲你们发生过什么事情……” „You do a bit less this set!” stretch/open Jianyuan cold sound shouted, „taoist priest, must entangle not crazily! Fast retreat! Master Sun is my obligation person, if you slandered him, not taking it ill me was brutal!” “你少来这套！”张建元冷声喝道,“道士,莫要痴缠了！速速退去！孙大侠是我的大恩人,你如果诋毁他,休怪我无情了！” „Your this donor reason things out, is you have been very entangling me crazily, now blames me to entangle you on the contrary crazily?” The taoist priests shake the head saying that „, if did not take your money, this poor Daoist being disinclined manages you...... not to believe me, right? Come, we find a place to sit down, I calculate several trigrams to you, then you know that I was deceiving people......” “你这施主好不讲道理,是你一直在痴缠我,现在反倒怪我痴缠你了？”道士摇头道,“如果不是拿了你的钱,贫道才懒得理你……不相信我的话,对吧？来,我们找个地方坐下,我给你们算几卦,然后你就知道我是不是在骗人了……” „Oh......” stretch/open Jianyuan sighed, beckons with the hand, „called me.” “唉……”张建元叹了口气,摆了摆手,“给我打。” Follows to be frustrated his behind cowboys today, is quite dirty, at this time is also suppressing a lot of fires, heard the order of big fragrance, they loose the loose physique, the complexion encircled bad will come up. 跟在他身后的马仔们今天出师不利,颇为灰头土脸,此时也憋着一肚子火,听到了大香头的命令,他们松了松筋骨,面色不善地围将上来。 „Does! You want to do!?” The taoist priest who this seems like features suggesting extraordinariness and immortality calls out in alarm, „, your does not know the will of the people...... is immeasurable your longevity Buddha, who is kicking the buttocks of master? Also hits! Do not hit! Okay good, money gives back to you, I, no matter you good? I fish the immortal building, where you should toward go to where go, I seize the monster to go......” “干什么！你们想干什么！？”这位看起来仙风道骨的道士惊叫起来,“哎哟,你这不识好人心的……无量你个寿佛的,谁在踢道爷的屁股？还打！别打了！好好好,银子还给你,我不管你们了行不行？我去钓仙楼,你们该往哪儿去往哪去,我捉妖去……” „The smelly ox muzzle of your donkey day, but also seizes the monster, wants to cheat out of money!” stretch/open Jianyuan said with a smile ferociously, „racked brains, spouts rhetoric, played tricks, exhausts the mental effort, how much money can a Buddhist ceremony deceive? Was seen through must come under attack, developing is not good also to be disliked, why bother to make this sticky business? Come, Sir I shows mercy today, provides one to be good to work to you, If nothing else, can definitely eat to the full to eat, developed well, but can also give you to select money......” “你这驴日的臭牛鼻子,还捉妖,是想骗钱去吧！”张建元狞笑道,“绞尽脑汁,大放厥词,装神弄鬼,耗尽心力,一场法事才能骗几个钱？被人识破了还要挨打,演得不好还遭人嫌,何苦做这种苦差事？来吧,今天大爷我大发慈悲,给你提供一份好工作,别的不说,肯定能吃饱吃好,演得好了,还能给你点钱钞……” „Has such good matter? Your smile harbors evil intentions, appearance......?” The taoist priests stared in a big way the eye, „haven't you lied unexpectedly?” “有这么好的事儿？你笑容不怀好意,面相……咦？”道士瞪大了眼睛,“你居然没说谎？” „That was......” stretch/open Jianyuan says with a smile frank, „our old stretch/open may never tell the lie...... the ox muzzle, walking!” “那是……”张建元爽朗地笑道,“咱老张可从不说假话……牛鼻子,走着吧！” „, Wait, my streamer! Do not entrain me to walk, I have not complied, I have the matter to do! Fishes the immortal building to have the monster! Has the monster! You said the ancestor, do not believe!” “诶,等等,我的幡！别拽着我就走啊,我还没答应呢,我还有事儿要做呢！钓仙楼有妖怪啊！有妖怪啊！你道祖的,别不信啊！” „Institute! By! Said!” Zhang Yinluo both hands fork waist, loud and clear, monster who „in this world, where comes! Monster who where comes!” “所！以！说！”张银落双手叉腰,掷地有声,“这个世界上,哪来的妖怪！哪来的妖怪！” She is looking at Sun Lang and several young girls wickedly: „All evil spirit said, is the unprincipled person is mysterious! Harbor evil intentions! Frightens others! Too was really hateful!” 她恶狠狠地望着孙朗与几位少女:“一切妖魔之说,全都是坏人在故弄玄虚！不怀好意！吓唬别人！真是太可恶了！” Zhao Feihuang showed a gloomy expression, said in a low voice: „Dark and windy, quiet at dead of night, never believes young girl who the evil spirit said that after visiting one had the restaurant that the monster causes trouble evilly it is said that lost sleep inexplicably, she thought that tonight is much more extraordinary, the surroundings do not have a sound, she still maintains the custom of the childhood sleeping, when is scared, has drawn the top of the head the quilt, shrinks in the bedding, she thinks that this will obtain the security sense, thinks that this can rest smoothly dawn, but tonight, all are different, out of the window, appears suddenly a white shadow, bridges over the window......” 赵飞凰露出了一副阴沉的表情,低声道:“月黑风高,夜深人静,从来不相信妖魔之说的少女,在拜访了一家据说有妖邪作祟的酒楼之后,莫名地就失眠了,她觉得今晚出奇得安静,周围没有一丝声响,她依然保持着小时候睡觉的习惯,在感到害怕的时候,就将被子拉过头顶,缩在被窝之中,她以为这样就会得到安全感,以为这样就可以顺利地睡到天亮,但是今晚,一切都不同了,窗外,突然浮现出一道白色的影子,跨过窗户……” Zhang Yinluo anger sound said: „Shut up! Shut up! To frighten me? No way! Who and who will hide in the bedding sleep! I am not a child!” 张银落怒声道:“住口！住口！想吓唬我？门都没有！谁、谁会躲在被窝里睡觉啊！我才不是小孩子呢！” „Doesn't this world have the monster?” Eastern fragrant holds the chin, is staring at the chest of Zhang Yinluo, „how that your is here is such greatly long?” “这个世界没有妖怪？”东方馨托着下巴,盯着张银落的胸部,“那你这里是怎么长得这么大的？” „How this matter I know! This was not I can control!” On the Zhang Yinluo face shames red, toward sitting the Sun Lang loud say/way that at the same time is in a daze, „said anything you!” “这种事情我怎么知道！这又不是我能控制得了的！”张银落脸上羞得通红,向着坐在一边发呆的孙朗大声道,“说点什么啊你！” Ranger was startled the moment, an affected appearance: „, stretch/open Jianyuan, growth, from a youngster who fell in love with the pacific herring canned food, gradually is brutally becoming a cold blood, to squeeze the worker and operation market, to affect the black heart big capitalist in country, the spirit, a spirit of capitalism, hovers sky over Empire......” 游侠怔了片刻,一副感动的模样:“啊,张建元,成长了呢,从一位爱上了鲱鱼罐头的少年,正逐渐成为一名冷血无情、压榨工人、操纵市场、影响国家的黑心大资本家,幽灵,一个资本主义的幽灵,在帝国上空徘徊……” „You also had a face to say! Whose mistake he will turn into this is!” Zhang Yinluo spits the mortise loudly, „I forgot to ask you, you taught him any terrible thing, the strong-smelling bean curd was also good, asks the childcare to inform widely also well, were you before have handled these things, you have done many times!” “你还有脸说啊！他会变成这样到底是谁的错啊！”张银落大声吐槽道,“我都忘记问你了,你都教了他什么可怕的东西啊,臭豆腐也好,找托儿来广而告之也好,你是不是以前做过这些事情啊,你到底干过多少次啊！” Sun Lang beckons with the hand: „Ok, do not care about this small detail......, I thought of an issue suddenly.” 孙朗摆了摆手:“好了,不要在意这种小细节……不过呢,我突然想到了一个问题。” His look becomes ponders: „Eastern fragrant said, comes to find in her person, some people said, fishing in the immortal building has the monster...... I also to think this was stretch/open Jianyuan is being up to mischief, but just asked him, he knew nothing, in other words, this rumor was not he put- this means two possibilities, first, others are coveting this restaurant, second......” 他的神色变得玩味起来:“东方馨说,上门来找她的人之中,有人说,钓仙楼里有妖怪……我还以为这是张建元在搞鬼,但刚刚问了他,他对此一无所知,也就是说,这个谣言不是他放出来的-这就意味着两种可能性,第一,还有其他人在觊觎这家酒楼,第二……” He to Zhang Yinluo, shows a faint smile, the tone instantaneously becomes gloomy: „This restaurant, really has the monster......” 他冲着张银落,微微一笑,语气瞬间变得阴森起来:“这家酒楼,真的有妖怪哦……” „Wha, anything!” Zhang Yinluo showed the look of being frightened instantaneously, this facial expression flashes to pass, the clamoring sound that what replaces it is opens the woman, „this world, how may have the monster! Are you a three -year-old child? That definitely is another rumor that bastard who wants to purchase this restaurant puts! Incredible! Incredible!” “什、什么啊！”张银落瞬间露出了惊惶的神色,这神情一闪而逝,取而代之的是张女侠的叫嚣声,“这个世界,怎么可能会有妖怪！你是三岁小孩儿吗？那肯定是另一个想要收购这家酒楼的王八蛋放出来的谣言！不足为信！不足为信！” „You can think, was really good.” Sun Lang nods, „, therefore, stays here to observe tonight, without issue?” “你能这么想,真是太好了。”孙朗点了点头,“所以,今天晚上留在这里观察一番,没问题吧？” „...... Clam?” “……蛤？” ps1: Before 12 points, rests looks wildly, before 12 points, rests looks wildly, before 12 points, rests looks wildly...... ps1:十二点之前睡的野望,十二点之前睡的野望,十二点之前睡的野望…… ps2: Un, everyone can guess, the variety of monster then must enter the stage- how many knowing the circumstances of the matter do not jump, has a suspense to everyone, or...... can you bet the women's wear? ps2:嗯,大家可以猜测一下,接下来要出场的妖怪的品种-那几个知情的就不要跳出来了,给大家留一个悬念,或者……你们可以赌一下女装？
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