One side a person rests, the middle as if had the 38th Parallel. 一人睡一边,中间仿佛有了三八线。 This lover rests for the first time on a bed, possibly is not how anxious, but also rest, now anxious must die. 这情侣第一次睡在一张床上,怎么可能不紧张,还休息,现在都紧张的要死。 However after long time . 然而良久之后。 Du Yue said low voice: „Hey, you rested.” 杜悦小声说道:“喂,你睡了没有。” However transmits, only then a nasal sound, Du Yue turns head to look, face black half. 然而传来的只有一阵鼻音,杜悦扭头一看,脸都黑了一半。 You and a big beautiful woman rest on a bed, really rested unexpectedly!!! 你和一个大美女睡在一张床上,竟然还真睡了！！！ How my father teaches you, idiot! 我爸是怎么教你的,白痴！ To think, Du Yue has not certainly planned now that has not been mentally prepared. 想是这么想,杜悦当然没打算现在就那个的,还没做好心理准备呢。 Thought that Zhou Xiaoming is really honest, this does not raise a rumpus. 只是觉得周晓明真是老实呀,这都不动手动脚的。 The women are such complex, does not think at heart, when others are motionless must scold others to be stupid. 女人就是这么复杂,心里不想,当别人不动的时候又要骂别人笨。 Thinks, Du Yue oneself also fell asleep. 想着想着,杜悦自己也睡着了。 Two people do not know how long rested, only hears to knock on a door opens the eye. 两人不知道睡了多久,只听到敲门才睁开眼睛。 „Little Zhou, Du Yue, eating meal dinner.” Outside resounds the Duan Yan shout, can the obvious feeling, now be normally many. “小周,杜悦,吃饭晚餐了。”外面响起段燕的喊声,可以明显的感觉,现在正常很多了。 On the bed, Du Yue lies down on the shoulder of Zhou Xiaoming unknowingly, as if very comfortable appearance. 大床上,杜悦不知不觉中都躺在周晓明的肩上,似乎很舒服的样子。 Zhou Xiaoming to had not felt, seems very calm. 周晓明到是没有感觉,显得很镇定。 But as mother -in-law such a shouted, immediately opened the eye, discovered that Du Yue lies down on oneself unexpectedly, day! 但随着丈母娘这么一喊,顿时睁开了眼睛,发现杜悦竟然躺在自己身上,天呐！ Little Dudu unexpectedly such bold, lay down on oneself, ate tofu! 小肚肚竟然这么豪放的吗,都躺在自己身上了,吃豆腐呀！ However has a girl to lie down on oneself for the first time, this feeling is very different, was comfortable. 不过第一次有个女孩子躺在自己身上,这种感觉很不一样啊,舒服极了。 But many years later, Zhou Xiaoming suffers from the bursitis in shoulder, but Du Yue had the cervical syndrome. 但很多年之后,周晓明患上肩周炎,而杜悦有了颈椎病。 „Little Dudu, awakes.” Zhou Xiaoming swung Du Yue, this Little Dudu really rests sinks. “小肚肚,醒醒。”周晓明摇了摇了身上的杜悦,这小肚肚睡得真是沉。 „yīng yīng yīng” Du Yue makes a strange sound, but also rubbed rubbing, was lovable. “嘤嘤嘤”杜悦发出一阵诡异的声音,还蹭了蹭,可爱死了。 „Little Dudu.” “小肚肚。” „Do not speak! Others sleep!” Du Yue said ill-humoredly, then suddenly the discovery right, does not open the eye fiercely, discovers ··· “不要说话！人家睡觉呢！”杜悦没好气说道,然后突然发现不对劲,猛地睁开眼睛,发现··· „” “啊” „Xiaoming! You unexpectedly to my ···” “晓明！你竟然对我···” Zhou Xiaoming raises both hands: „I rest oneself, you have a look at you, is oneself moves.” 周晓明举起双手:“我睡在自己这边的,你看看你,是自己挪过来的。” Du Yue looked at the position, probably is really, but others is a girl! How can be so initiative! 杜悦看了看位置,好像真的是,但是人家是个女孩子！怎么能这么主动！ „Definitely is you hugs me to come, is this.” Du Yue honk the small mouth was saying. “肯定是你抱我过来的,是不是这样的。”杜悦嘟着小嘴说道。 „Where has, is your oneself comes.” “哪有,是你自己过来的。” „Aiya, you said that is you hugs me to come” “哎呀,你就说嘛,是你抱我过来的” Looks that Little Dudu acted like a spoiled brat, Zhou Xiaoming is helpless: „Good, is I hugs you to come.” 看着小肚肚都撒娇了,周晓明无奈:“好吧,是我抱你过来的。” „Aiya! Xiaoming, I know that you must die badly, hit the excrement you.” Du Yue took up the pillow to pat, but the corners of the mouth truly have the happy expression, boyfriend, should like this. “哎呀！晓明,我就知道你坏得死,打屎你。”杜悦拿起枕头就拍了上去,不过嘴角确实带着笑意的,男朋友嘛,就应该这样的。 However Du Yue just wants to end, the head was patted. 然而杜悦刚刚想完,脑袋就被拍了。 „You actually take the pillow to pat me, you were finished! Zhou Xiaoming!” “你竟然拿枕头拍我,你完蛋了！周晓明！” This straight guy, kills you! 这个直男,弄死你！ A pillow war starts instantaneously. 一场枕头大战瞬间打响。 Hides outside Duan Yan hears in the room to exude the strange pitiful yell sound, gē zhī gē zhī sound that the bed makes. 躲在外面的段燕听到屋里发出诡异的惨叫声,还有床发出来的咯吱咯吱声音。 Thought! 心想成了！ This is must hold grandchild's rhythm. 这是要抱外孙的节奏呀。 Immediately goes down the building deliciously. 随即美滋滋走下楼去。 „Person?” Du Ting asked curiously. “人呢？”杜亭好奇问道。 „Is making one.” “在造人呢。” Du Ting stares, holds their palms together immediately: „The Old Heaven master, my family's Du Yue straightened out finally.” 杜亭一愣,立马双手合十:“老天爷啊,我家的杜悦终于开窍了。” Said that paid a return visit three. 说完还拜了三下。 Probably after more than ten minutes, Zhou Xiaoming and Du Yue from building. 大概十多分钟后,周晓明和杜悦从楼上下来。 Possibly because on bed „fighting”, on two people faces a little flushed, but this appearance falls in two old eyes, that likes. 可能因为在床上的“打斗”,两人的脸上都有点红潮,但是这个模样落在二老眼里,那个欢喜啊。 „Little Zhou, eats, makes up well.” Duan Yan makes an effort to give Zhou Xiaoming to clamp the vegetable/dish, moreover made tonic of table. “小周啊,多吃点,好好补补。”段燕使劲给周晓明夹菜,而且做了一桌子的补品。 Zhou Xiaoming is confused, why can oneself make up? 周晓明一头雾水,自己为什么要补啊？ „Little Dudu, you also make up, this had a child one time no doubt importantly, every day enough.” “小肚肚,你也补补,这生孩子固然重要,每天一次就够了。” Hears the mom words, Du Yue is ashamed. 听到老妈的话,杜悦已经羞愧了。 Du Ting asked suddenly: „Is Little Zhou, the present a person rents the house outside?” 杜亭忽然问道:“小周,现在是一个人在外面租房子吧？” „Uncle, yes.” Zhou Xiaoming shouted the uncle, shouted that the father was also too embarrassed. “叔叔,是的。”周晓明还是喊叔叔,喊爸也太不好意思了。 Du Yue nods, said toward the daughter: „Du Yue, moves and Little Zhou today lives, thing your mothers tidied up to you.” 杜悦点了点头,朝着女儿说道:“杜悦,今天就搬过去和小周住,东西你妈都给你收拾好了。” Du Yue: „······” 杜悦:“······” Zhou Xiaoming: „······” 周晓明:“······” Du Yue wanted to rush burst, had your such, caught up with oneself to go out ··· unexpectedly 杜悦想要奔溃了,有你们这样的吗,竟然赶自己出门··· Zhou Xiaoming did not speak, lives together probably good, moreover was Du Yue lives together ··· 周晓明不说话,同居好像挺不错的,而且是和杜悦同居··· „Du Yue! Your that is what expression, does not want.” Duan Yan knits the brows, how you live together to promote the sentiment, so long as lived together, will accelerate to hold grandchild's rhythm. “杜悦！你那是什么表情,不愿意啊。”段燕一皱眉,你同居怎么提升感情的,而且只要同居了,就会加速抱外孙的节奏。 „Mother ···” Du Yue, helpless shouts. “妈···”杜悦无奈喊道。 „Ok, did not ask you, Little Zhou, this matter did you agree?” “算了,不问你了,小周啊,这件事你同意吗？” Zhou Xiaoming agreed certainly, was oneself profits. 周晓明当然是同意了,怎么也是自己占便宜了。 But wants tactfully: „I naturally do not have the issue.” 但还是要委婉一点的:“我当然是没问题的。” Du Yue one seizes the Zhou Xiaoming waist meat, small scoundrel, knows that occupies me to be cheap! 杜悦一把就掐住周晓明的腰间肉,小混蛋,就知道占我便宜！ Was good because of also had just been resting together, repugnance of Du Yue not that intense. 好在刚刚也在一起睡过了,杜悦的反感不是那么的强烈。 „That decided that Du Yue, this married, was the wife, prepared food anything must learn to know!” The Du Ting sinking sound said. “那就这么决定好了,杜悦啊,这结婚了,就是人妻了,做饭什么的都要学会知道吗！”杜亭沉声说道。 Zhou Xiaoming now only then an idea, this perhaps was the world's best father-in-law mother-in-law, did not have two certainly. 周晓明现在只有一个想法,这恐怕是世界上最好的岳父岳母了,绝无二家。 This is certain. 这是一定的。 However the speed of this development is actually very fast, felt that like dodging the love flashes marriage to result. 不过这发展的速度倒是挺快的,感觉就像闪恋闪婚似得。 Du Yue does not want to revolt, words that after all revolts against, feared that Little Zhouzhou is unhappy, that first this. 杜悦也不想反抗,毕竟反抗的话,怕小周周又不开心了,那就先这样吧。 If raises a rumpus when the time comes, does not pull out him, snort/hum 如果到时候动手动脚的话,不抽死他,哼 Saw the daughter to tacitly approve, the parents were very happy, Zhou Xiaoming was more excited, felt that currently like having wife results. 见女儿默认了,二老很是高兴,周晓明更加兴奋了,感觉现在就像有老婆似得。 After the food, everyone sentence sits together chatted, how Duan Yan taught the daughter to manage a household. 饭后,大家句坐在一起聊天,段燕就教女儿如何持家的。 How Du Ting teaches Zhou Xiaoming, this to the father really boasting, Zhou Xiaoming also accepts modestly. 杜亭就教周晓明如何当家的,这对父亲果然牛皮,周晓明也是虚心接受。 Until 10 o'clock allow to pass. 直到十点钟才放行。 Du Yue is carrying two box big boxes, such by „expelling” main house gate. 杜悦拎着两个箱子大箱子,就这么被“赶出”家门。 „Little Dudu, was not pregnant do not come back.” Duan Yan waves happily, waits to hug the grandchild. “小肚肚,不怀孕就别回来了。”段燕开心地挥了挥手,坐等抱外孙。 But Du Ting shouts toward Zhou Xiaoming: „Come on!” 而杜亭朝着周晓明喊道:“加油！” Zhou Xiaoming and Du Yue awkward was dying, enters the room a bit faster. 周晓明和杜悦都尴尬的要死了,快点进屋吧。 Two people sit board, Du Yue gave a foot accelerator to drive out of the villa group. 两人坐上车,杜悦给上一脚油门驶出了别墅群。 However stopped quickly in the roadside. 不过很快又停在了路边。 Then looks at Zhou Xiaoming. 然后看着周晓明。 „You satisfied, deceived me, the hammer died you.” Du Yue that small sincere is the hammer chest, Zhou Xiaoming is also whatever Du Yue thrashes, has such attractive girlfriend, the feeling is quite crisp. “你满意了吧,把我骗了出来,锤死你。”杜悦那小拳拳就是锤胸口,周晓明也是任由杜悦捶打,有这么漂亮的女朋友,感觉好爽啊。 Du Yue tender snort/hum: „You, if dares to be unfair to me, looked that I do not kill you” 杜悦娇哼一声:“你要是敢对不起我,看我不干掉你” „Guarantee is good to you, moreover is that for a lifetime.” “保证对你好,而且是一辈子的那种。” „Words that snort/hum your men spoke, generally is false.” “哼你们男人说的话,一般都是假的。” „wife” Zhou Xiaoming shouted one suddenly. “老婆”周晓明忽然喊了一声。