Zhou Xiaoming is a little disappointedly small, but also thinks that really can next life child, the result is to disguise. 周晓明有点小失望,还以为真的可以来生孩子呢,结果是假装的啊。 Pretends that many are not good, must come to be really good directly. 假装多不好啊,要直接来真的才行。 Two people continue to sit in meditation. 两人继续静坐。 dōng dōng dōng!!! 咚咚咚！！！ Rapid knock resounds. 一阵急促的敲门声响起。 This frightened Zhou Xiaoming and Du Yue. 这把周晓明和杜悦都吓到了。 „Does!” Du Yue shouts one. “干嘛啊！”杜悦大喊一声。 Outside broadcasts the Duan Yan sound: „Are you doing!” 外面传来段燕的声音:“你们在干嘛呢!” „Also can do! Management!” “还能在干嘛！办事呢！” „Du Yue! When you mom is silly! Handles matters you not to call!” “杜悦！你当老妈是傻的吗！办事你不叫的吗！” Du Yue: „······” 杜悦:“······” Zhou Xiaoming: „······” 周晓明:“······” Zhou Xiaoming really admired mother -in-law at this time, your was also too flamboyant! Too was really good! 周晓明此时真的佩服丈母娘了,你这也太牛逼了！真的太牛了！ My Zhou Xiaoming clothing/taking, later you were my biological mother! 我周晓明服了,以后你就是我亲妈了！ Du Yue wants to cry, is this biological mother, this you can also say! Quite disgraced ··· 杜悦都想哭了,这是不是亲妈啊,这样的话你也能说出口！好丢人啊··· „Du Yue! You want to make mommy commit suicide by hanging!” “杜悦！你想让妈妈去悬梁自尽吗！” Du Yue: „······” 杜悦:“······” „Mother! Your anxious anything! Has not started!” “妈！你急什么啊！还没开始！” „, This, that starts a bit faster, listening.” “哦,这样啊,那快点开始,听着呢。” Du Yue: „······” 杜悦:“······” Zhou Xiaoming felt at this time terrifying, this can also listen secretly? My grass ··· 周晓明此时感觉到了恐怖,这也能偷听的吗？我艹··· Du Yue hair that holds oneself, is quite bothersome ··· 杜悦一把抓住自己的头发,好烦啊··· A face apology looks to Zhou Xiaoming, seemed saying, they usually are not this, definitely was drinks high. 一脸歉意看向周晓明,似乎在说,他们平常不是这样的,肯定是喝高了。 „What to do?” Zhou Xiaoming does not have the means. “怎么办？”周晓明已经没办法了。 The Du Yue air/Qi resulted in the chest high and low to fluctuate, looks at Zhou Xiaoming to swallow the saliva. 杜悦气得胸口上下起伏,看得周晓明咽口水了。 But, Du Yue can only shout false. 无奈之下,杜悦只能假叫了。 éh éh éh 鹅鹅鹅 But this also painstakingly Schoolmate Zhou Xiaoming, feeling oneself must explode, Little Dudu sound simply as of pleasant to hear as explosion. 但这也苦了周晓明同学,感觉自己要爆炸了,小肚肚的声音简直好听到爆炸。 Long time later, it seems like Duan Yan satisfied walking. 良久之后,看来段燕是满意的走了。 However this time Du Yue face blushes, was too simply awkward ··· 然而此时的杜悦一脸羞红,简直太尴尬了··· Under Zhou Xiaoming hurrying bow, so as to avoid being seen the oneself smelly condition by Du Yue. 周晓明赶紧弓下一点,免得被杜悦看到自己的糗态。 „Your sound is really of pleasant to hear.” Zhou Xiaoming could not bear say one. “你的声音真好听。”周晓明忍不住说了一句。 This made Du Yue wish one could to jump the window to go out, direct small sincere thump chest. 这让杜悦恨不得跳窗出去了,直接小拳拳捶胸口。 However in the meantime! 然而就在此时！ The window presents the shadow unexpectedly. 窗口竟然出现黑影。 Zhou Xiaoming and Du Yue look immediately. 周晓明和杜悦随即看去。 The corners of the mouth twitch violently, see only Duan Yan to raise one's head to look that face ··· played in the Internet cafe like the childhood, was seen by mom results. 嘴角猛烈抽搐,只见段燕伸头看着,那张脸···就像小时候在网吧玩,被老妈看到似得。 Zhou Xiaoming now was a little lingering fear, this mother-in-law too terrifying! This must peep? 周晓明现在是有点后怕了,这丈母娘太恐怖了！这也要偷看的吗？ Du Yue has been speechless, must go all out, this is three buildings. 杜悦已经无话可说了,要不要这么拼命的,这可是三楼啊。 Du Yue opens the window directly, seeing dad to hold ··· below 杜悦直接打开窗户,看见老爸在下面扶着··· These two person ··· irritated me ··· 这两个人···气死我了··· „Du Yue! Do you believe me to jump directly!” “杜悦！你信不信我直接跳下去！” „Was mother do not be noisy good, asked you ···” “妈别闹了行不行啊,求你了···” „Is I makes, you make, mother could not give birth, definitely continues your!” Duan Yan shouted tenderly, did not seem like cracking a joke. “到底是我闹,还是你闹,要不是妈生不出了,肯定不止你一个！”段燕娇喝道,看起来不像是在开玩笑。 Duan Yan also felt: „Mother, I gives you to guarantee, next year will certainly make you hug the grandchild to be good, but do not compel me, you look at Little Zhou, was frightened by you do not get up.” 段燕也感觉到了:“妈,我给你保证,明年一定让你抱上外孙好不好,但你不要这么逼我啊,你看小周,都被你吓得直不起来了。” Zhou Xiaoming: „······” 周晓明:“······” Du Yue! Your this can also fling the pot, my where does not get up! Do not speak irresponsibly! This relates to the dignity of man! 杜悦！你这样也能甩锅,我哪里直不起来了！不要乱说！这可是关系到男人的尊严！ „! My ··· hurries.” Duan Yan looked at Zhou Xiaoming, hurries to climb down the staircase. “啊！那我···赶紧下去。”段燕看了看周晓明,赶紧爬下楼梯。 But Zhou Xiaoming saw the Duan Yan look, what look that is, probably oneself is sick results in ··· 而周晓明看到了段燕的眼神,那是一个什么样的眼神,好像自己有病似得··· „Mother, you carefully.” Du Yue toward shouting one. “妈,你小心点。”杜悦朝着大喊一声。 „Knew, you hurry to comfort Little Zhou, was frightened.” “知道了,你赶紧去安慰一下小周,被吓倒了。” Zhou Xiaoming wants dead ··· this to bully the person, this is trampling my Little Zhouzhou body and spirit. 周晓明想死了···这太欺负人了,这是在践踏我小周周的体魄。 Du Yue relaxes, closes the window, immediately then said: „Xiaoming, really excuse me, I do not know that my mother pulls out what wind today.” 杜悦松了口气,将窗户关上,随即回头说道:“晓明,真不好意思,我也不知道我妈今天抽了什么风。” „Xiaoming, you how?” Du Yue looked that the Zhou Xiaoming complexion was a little strange, arrives at side to search the forehead, really will not frighten. “晓明,你怎么了？”杜悦看周晓明的脸色有点古怪,走到旁边探了探额头,不会真是吓倒了吧。 Then Zhou Xiaoming waist that holds in the arms Du Yue, an attractive turning around pressure, presses Du Yue ruthlessly on the bed. 然后周晓明一把搂住杜悦的腰,一个漂亮的转身压,狠狠地将杜悦压在床上。 „Does.” Looks at the vision of Zhou Xiaoming aggression, the Du Yue heartbeat like the hemp. “干嘛啊。”看着周晓明侵略的目光,杜悦心跳如麻。 „You just said that I am not good.” Zhou Xiaoming pinched the cheek of Du Yue, the man cannot say incorrect. “你刚刚说我不行吗。”周晓明捏了捏杜悦的脸蛋,男人不能说不行的。 Du Yue white Zhou Xiaoming: „Where has, you definitely misunderstood.” 杜悦白了周晓明一眼:“哪有啊,你肯定是听错了。” „No, you i.e .” “没有,你就是说了。” „Aiya does not have.” “哎呀没有啦。” „You feel that now, is good.” “那你现在感觉到了吗,行不行。” Du Yue elegant face one red: „This hooligan occupies me to be cheap!” 杜悦俏脸一红:“这个流氓占我便宜！” „Was you says me not good in first.” “是你说我不行在先的。” „Okay good, your line, Ok, ultra fierce, I could not withstand.” Helpless Du Yue said, this must coax, helpless quite. “好好好,你行,可以吧,超厉害的,我都承受不住了。”杜悦无奈说道,这还要哄的,好生无奈啊。 „You kiss my.” “那你亲我一下。” „Really took you, one.” “真服了你,就一下。” „Un .” “恩,一下。” One how line, Schoolmate Zhou Xiaoming also obtains the true line of teacher now, has the opportunity do not let off. 一下怎么行,周晓明同学现在也得到老师的真传了,有机会就不要放过。 However in the meantime, the gate made a sound suddenly, was opened. 然而就在此时,忽然门响了,被打开了。 Dynamic two people looked immediately to the entrance. 原本正激情四射的两人顿时看向门口。 Duan Yan covers the forehead immediately: „Little Dudu, mommy slipper in your room.” 段燕顿时捂住额头:“小肚肚,妈妈的拖鞋是不是在你房间里面啊。” „Mother!!!!!!!” “妈！！！！！！！” Duan Yan ran immediately. 段燕立马跑了出去。 Zhou Xiaoming felt that oneself must rush burst, you said if is just really handling matters, finally mother -in-law directly flushed. 周晓明感觉自己要奔溃了,你说刚刚如果真的在办事,结果丈母娘直接冲了进来。 That scene, thinks to be afraid. 那场面,想想就害怕。 Zhou Xiaoming hurries to stand up, now, is really frightened but actually. 周晓明赶紧站起身来,现在是真的倒了,被吓倒的。 „Xiaoming, all right.” Du Yue hurries to comfort Zhou Xiaoming to have a look at Schoolmate Zhou Xiaoming, the face was white. “晓明,没事吧。”杜悦赶紧安慰周晓明看看周晓明同学,脸都白了。 The Zhou Xiaoming corners of the mouth twitch slightly: „I think, I want calm.” 周晓明嘴角微微抽搐:“我想,我要冷静一下。” „Sorry ··· my mother usually not this.” “对不起啊···我妈平时不这样的。” „auntie this was also too anxious.” Zhou Xiaoming just felt that the oneself whole body roused, too terrifying. “阿姨这也太急了。”周晓明刚刚就感觉自己全身抖擞了一下,太恐怖了。 Du Yue sighed layer on layer/heavily: „Xiaoming, or you first lie down , helping get over a shock.” 杜悦重重叹了口气:“晓明,要不你先躺一下吧,压压惊。” „Could not press.” Zhou Xiaoming now the heartbeat is quick. “压不了。”周晓明现在心跳都还是很快的。 „I kiss you one to be good again.” Du Yue held the hand of Zhou Xiaoming to act like a spoiled brat, mom such was just too much. “那我再亲你一下好不好。”杜悦都拉着周晓明的手撒娇了,老妈刚刚那样有点过分了。 Zhou Xiaoming aspirates, said in a low voice: „Your this fool, I not.” 周晓明吐了口气,低声说道:“你这个傻瓜,我又没怎么样。” „Really? I first sleep.” Du Yue winked the winking pupil to say with a smile, then one side arrived takes off the clothes unexpectedly. “真的？那我先睡一觉咯。”杜悦眨了眨眸子笑道,然后走到一边竟然脱衣服了。 Schoolmate Zhou Xiaoming was frightened, hurries to turn around. 周晓明同学又被吓到了,赶紧转身。 Du Yue saw that Zhou Xiaoming also turned around, the chuckle, this fool, gave you benefits not to want. 杜悦看到周晓明还转身了,轻笑了一声,这个呆子,给你福利还不要了。 Du Yue changes the pajamas to lie on the bed, said in a soft voice: „You do not rest to consider as finished.” 杜悦换上睡衣躺在床上,轻声说道:“你不休息算了哦。” Zhou Xiaoming has turned around slowly, others invited to go to bed, did not go to seem ··· is not good. 周晓明缓缓转过身,别人都邀请上床了,不去好像···不好吧。 This is not polite. 这不礼貌的。 The teacher has taught, cultivating the behavior to stress the politeness. 老师教过,做人要讲礼貌的。 „I also rest.” Zhou Xiaoming whispered, then took off the clothes, the wear autumn trousers and fall clothing went to bed, might be called invincible. “那我也休息一下吧。”周晓明嘀咕一声,然后脱掉衣服,穿着秋裤和秋衣上床,堪称无敌。