MGIR :: Volume #12

#1179: Put 1 air/Qi


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Perhaps Old Heaven hears the Tang Baobao's shouts, a car(riage) as if must drive out of the parking space, however the surroundings three car(riage)s, have also settled on. 也许老天又听见唐宝宝的呼唤声,一辆车似乎要从停车位驶出,然而周围还有三辆车,已经看中了。 As if so long as that car(riage) comes out, a war must break out! 似乎只要那辆车一出来,一场大战就要爆发了! Has a look, the women on vehicle got down snatch the position directly! 看看,车上的女人都下来直接抢位置了! My grass! This was also too savage, this parking space, you do unexpectedly like this, but can also cross well! 我艹!这也太凶残了,这个停车位,你们居然这样搞,还能不能好好过了! wife that if oneself hits because was also good, they get out, the imposing manner lets loose, that frightened simply gives to run away in fear. 要是自己打的老婆也在就好了,她们一下车,气势一放开,那简直吓都给吓跑了。 Was unfair to ··· this Baobao decision to use special ability. 对不起···宝宝决定要用异能了。 It seems like this Baobao's special ability, only suits to snatch parking space anything, is really unfair to such flamboyant special ability. 看来本宝宝的异能,只适合来抢个停车位什么的,真是对不起这么牛逼的异能啊。 Was sorry that ··· is sorry ··· 抱歉···抱歉··· When that car(riage) puts forth, Tang Baobao hit a sound to refer to the car(riage), sees only the surrounding ten meters people shocked. 当那辆车使出的时候,唐宝宝在车内打了一个响指,只见周围十米的人都愣住了。 Tang Baobao seizes the time, advances in the berth directly, however others are the appearances that must pour. 唐宝宝抓住时机,直接开进车位里面,然而别人都是一副要倒进去的样子。 The entire process also two seconds, Tang Baobao relieved quickly. 整个过程也就两秒,唐宝宝很快就解除掉了。 Opens the door to get out, Tang Baobao that expression seems like King to be the same, you come and ability user unexpectedly snatch the berth, has not selected to compel the number at heart, this Baobao looked that you too inflated! 开门下车,唐宝宝那表情好像是王者一样,你们居然来和异能者抢车位,心里难道就没点逼数吗,本宝宝看你们是太膨胀了吧! Several women look at Tang Baobao ruthlessly, this shameless man, has not paid attention while oneself unexpectedly, opened directly, making oneself husband unable to open, was really enough quick! 几个女人狠狠看着唐宝宝,这个无耻的男人,居然趁着自己没注意,直接开进去了,让自己老公开不进去,真是够快的! A Tang Baobao face is favorite, as if has won competition to result. 唐宝宝一脸得意,仿佛已经赢了一场比赛似得。 Actually the joy of man is such simple, snatching a parking space can make Tang Baobao very joyful. 其实男人的快乐就是这么简单,抢个停车位都能让唐宝宝很愉悦。 According to the prompt, Tang Baobao arrives nearby staff channel. 按照提示,唐宝宝走到一旁的“员工通道”。 The oneself good and evil is the team member, unexpectedly turned into staff ··· 自己好歹是参赛队员,居然变成了“员工”··· The black-clothed person, this official person cannot wear other clothes, puts in order the society very much. 还是那黑衣人,这官方的人就不能穿别的衣服吗,整得很社会呀。 Document.” “证件。” Tang Baobao puts out the document decisively. 唐宝宝果断拿出证件。 The black-clothed person read the Tang Baobao's document, looked at Tang Baobao oneself, is frowning slightly. 黑衣人看了看唐宝宝的证件,又看了看唐宝宝本人,微微皱着眉头。 Why do you have the hair?” “你为什么有头发?” Tang Baobao said subconsciously: How had the hair?” The feeling is not wonderful. 唐宝宝下意识说道:“有头发怎么了?”说完就感觉不妙。 oneself goes out, probably also brings a wig! 自己出门,好像还带着一个假发的! Looks that the expression of this black-clothed person a little changed, Tang Baobao took down the wig, said lightly: You will not understand a pain of person of bald person, longs for the long hair, therefore! How I bring the wig bird! How asked your bird! I have the mistake!” 看着这黑衣人的表情有点变了,唐宝宝取下了假发,淡淡说道:“你们不会明白一个秃顶之人的痛,是多么渴望长头发,所以!我带个假发怎么鸟!就问你们怎么鸟!我有错吗!” The black-clothed person look at the Tang Baobao expression, is joined to this sharp glossary, felt that the ··· bald person became natural ··· terrifying in this way. 黑衣人看着唐宝宝表情,配上这犀利的词汇,感觉···秃顶变得理所当然了···恐怖如斯啊。 Please enter, troubles you a bit faster, on your one person.” “请进,麻烦你快点,就等你一个人了。” Tang Baobao nods, thinks at heart silently, the character of this next to last act, was last appears certainly. 唐宝宝点了点头,心里默默想到,这压轴的人物,当然是最后一个出现了。 Otherwise called what next to last act. 不然叫什么压轴呢。 Good, actually to find the excuse late, the next to last act, has any good next to last act. 好吧,其实都是为迟到找借口而已,压轴个屁哦,有什么好压轴的。 Across the long channel, Tang Baobao discovers an issue. 穿过长长的通道,唐宝宝又发现一个问题。 mother! Here facial features labyrinth is the same , without the index plate, where the father must go to! Father now where! 尼玛的!这里面像个迷宫一样,又没有指示牌,老子到底要去哪里!老子现在到底在哪里! How that Shangguan Yujin handles matters. 那个上官玉瑾到底是怎么办事的。 Only then asks the person, in this really extends in all directions. 只有去问问人了,这里面真是四通八达的。 However but here staff channel, the miscellaneous personnel will not appear, therefore Tang Baobao transferred was very long, a person has not seen actually, the whole person is not good. 不过这里可是“员工通道”,闲杂人等不会出现的,所以唐宝宝转了很久,硬是一个人都没看见,整个人都不好了。 From leaving home starts, oneself seemed encumbered on bad luck. 从出家门开始,自己仿佛就霉运缠身了。 Right, wittle pwincess do not add to the fun to sing here? She should know the place, hurries to call to ask. 对了,小公举不是要在这里助兴演唱吗?她应该知道地方,赶紧打个电话问问。 Puts out the cell phone, Tang Baobao gives Mu Kexin to hit. 拿出手机,唐宝宝就给慕可馨打去。 wife, where?” 老婆,在哪里呢?” „Very busy, waits to say again, dū dū dū dū ··· · “很忙,等下再说,嘟嘟嘟嘟···· Tang Baobao: ······ 唐宝宝:“······ Do you know, your husband I have become lost! Became lost unable to understand! 你知不知道,你老公我已经迷路了!迷路了懂不懂啊! It seems like! The father must play a sound to come out, the father does not look for you, you look for the father! 看来!老子要玩点动静出来了,老子不去找你们,你们就来找老子吧! The Tang Baobao's expression gradually becomes dignified, launches the both arms slowly, if possible, this Baobao does not want to use such a move. 唐宝宝的表情渐渐变得凝重起来,缓缓展开双臂,如果可以的话,本宝宝不想用这么一招。 After all this move lets out, that ratio is more serious, before Baobao useless this move, does not dare, the might was too big ··· 毕竟这一招放出去,那比要命更加严重,以前本宝宝都没用过这一招,不敢,威力太大了··· !!! 噗!!! Saw only behind the Tang Baobao pants to rouse, cyan brought the yellow unclear gas to flutter, immediately filled the air in the channel, so long as there is a seam place, that had their gas place. 只见唐宝宝裤子后面鼓起来了,一股青色带着黄黄的不明气体飘了出来,顿时弥漫在通道里面,只要有缝的地方,那就有它们气体的地方。 The Tang Baobao complexion starts becomes strange, just wants to hit, is joined to 1 special ability, how has a look at might ··· 唐宝宝脸色开始变得怪异起来,刚刚就只是想打个屁而已,然后配上一点异能,看看威力怎么样··· The result has not thought, this might is not general terrifying, even ··· oneself thought that ··· must be killed by poison ··· 结果没想到,这个威力不是一般的恐怖,甚至···自己都觉得···要被毒死了··· Run! 跑! Tang Baobao results in like smoke shell, at the same time runs, behind the buttocks also brings the gas, looks a little funny. 唐宝宝就像一个烟雾弹似得,一边跑,屁股后面还带着气体,看起来有点滑稽。 But the vent is removing the gas, but one cannot discharge so many ··· 而通风口虽然在排除气体,但一下排不出那么多··· At this time person who waits for outside, can see unclear gas to run, yellow ··· a little fishy smell stink. 此时在外面等候的人,都能看见一股不明气体跑出,黄黄的···有点腥臭味。 If guesses well, at noon definitely ate the potato, the fat pot meat, the chicken leg, the hot pepper fish, many garlic ··· have liquor ··· 如果猜得不错,中午肯定吃了土豆,肥锅肉,鸡腿,辣椒鱼,还有很多大蒜···还有酒··· The thing that this mixes, can simply ··· 这混合起来的东西,简直能··· The Tang Baobao oneself complexion was green, sees front has a double swing door, opened the door recklessly, flushed. 唐宝宝自己脸色都绿了,看到前面有个双扇门,不顾一切的推开了门,冲了进去。 Perhaps was the opening the door sound was too big, in disturbed person ··· that met 也许是开门声太大了,打扰里面正在开会的人··· The Tang Baobao brace opens the door, looks at present these ability user, Shangguan Yujin on stage, does not know that said anything is good. 唐宝宝撑开门,看着眼前这些异能者,还有台上的上官玉瑾,不知道说什么才好。 Can ask them to run? 要不要叫他们跑? However without enough time. 但是来不及了。 Sees only Tang Baobao behind yellow gas, as if saw gourmet one, the front surface to throw. 只见唐宝宝身后的黄色气体,仿佛看见了美食一眼,迎面扑来。 This feeling as if ··· as if saw the youth. 这种感觉仿佛···仿佛看到了青春。 Everyone complexion great change, but also the toxic gas had come, at that time ··· 所有人脸色巨变,还已经毒气来了,当时··· Relax, this type of toxic gas is not anything, looks my!” Saw only a big fatty in team to pat the belly, has the smile of contempt. “放心,这种毒气不算什么,看我的!”只见队伍里的一个大胖子拍了拍肚皮,带着轻视的笑容。 Although the people have doubts, but now also only then by this fatty! 众人虽然疑惑,但现在也只有靠这个胖子了! You must support! 你一定要撑住啊! Sees only the fatty deeply to inspire! 只见胖子深深吸了口气! The people understand instantaneously the fatty must do! This is must the toxic gas sweeping! 众人瞬间明白胖子要干什么了!这是要将毒气给吹走! He blows the god? 难道他是吹神吗? However the fatty puts out slowly, this made the people have doubts, when the fatty inspired again, a huge suction emerged, the Tang Baobao complexion stiffened! 不过胖子又缓缓吐出,这让众人疑惑了一下,但是当胖子再吸气的时候,一股巨大的吸力涌现而出,唐宝宝脸色僵住了! However the front several people as if smelled, the complexion crazily changes: Do not attract!” 然而前面的几个人似乎闻到了,脸色狂变:“不要吸!” Relax, cannot kill by poison my, looks my!” The suction of fatty mouth was bigger. “放心,毒不死我的,看我的!”胖子嘴的吸力更加大了。 The yellowish green gas of sending out as if turned into tornado to result, all sneaked in the mouth of fatty. 原本散发的黄绿色气体仿佛变成了龙卷风似得,全部钻进了胖子的嘴里。 The Tang Baobao's stomach is a little uncomfortable, has not thought completely matter will have this situation, has exceeded the estimate of oneself ··· 唐宝宝的胃有点难受,完全没想到事情会发生到这种地步,已经超出了自己的预计啊··· Do not attract ··· big brothers. 不要吸啊···兄弟
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