Finally is drinks to lie on the table, without the means that can only place on the sofa to run its own course these two male drunkard. 最后就是喝趴在餐桌上,没办法,只能把这两个醉汉放在沙发上面自生自灭了。 Ping Luoling looked at the time, this was similar 4 : 00 pm, Mu Kexin just went out to prepare, had a look at the two people on sofa again, unexpectedly also having free time snort. 平洛灵看了看时间,这都差不多下午 4 点了,慕可馨刚刚都出门去做准备了,再看看沙发上的两个人,居然还有空打鼾。 Unexpectedly rests sinks. 居然睡得这么沉。 Xiao Hanrui arrives by the sofa, swung Tang Baobao, Tang Baobao is frowning to open the eye, having the doubts to look at Xiao Hanrui. 萧涵蕊走到沙发旁边,摇了摇了唐宝宝,唐宝宝皱着眉头睁开了眼睛,带着疑惑看着萧涵蕊。 Xiao Hanrui referred to the watch, the time was up, you must prepare. 萧涵蕊指了指手表,时间差不多了,你要去做准备了。 Bell of Tang Baobao on toward wall looks, unexpectedly around 4 : 00, mother must be late! 唐宝宝朝着墙上的大钟看去,居然都四点多了,尼玛的要迟到了！ This went to work to be late said fortunately, such competition was late, that smelly was really big. 这上班迟到还好说,这样的比赛都迟到,那真的糗大了。 When the time comes added father puts on airs, that is not good, although truly is the major suit. 到时候还说老子耍大牌,那就不好了,虽然确实是大牌。 Tang Baobao shook the head, referred to nearby Old Wang (king), Xiao Hanrui nodded , indicating that oneself knows. 唐宝宝晃了晃脑袋,指了指一旁的老王,萧涵蕊点了点头,表示自己知道。 Among husband and wife does not need the language to exchange now, with look and body language on line. 夫妻之间现在都不用语言交流了,用眼神和肢体语言就行了。 Tang Baobao hurries to wash the face, then changed the clothes, the brain is a little sore, the liquor is really not the good thing. 唐宝宝赶紧去洗把脸,然后换了衣服,脑子有点疼,酒真不是什么好东西啊。 The time is a little tight, Tang Baobao hurried to drive to go out, elder sister younger sister must be late goes again, after all earlier went is also useless. 时间有点紧迫,唐宝宝赶紧开车出门了,姐姐妹妹要晚点再去,毕竟早点去也没有用的。 5 : 00 pm time, Wang Xinsi wakes up slowly, discovered that Pretentious King Tang disappears. 下午 5 点的时候,王新思才缓缓醒来,发现逼王唐不见了。 „Old Wang (king), awoke, gave you to prepare the awaking yeast.” Ping Luoling said with a smile slightly. “老王,醒了啊,给你准备了醒酒药。”平洛灵微微笑道。 „Sister-in-law, this Old Tang?” Wang Xinsi received the awaking yeast that Ping Luoling hands over, the doubts asks. “嫂子,这老唐呢？”王新思接过平洛灵递来的醒酒药,疑惑问道。 „He must go back to work today, just shortly after walked, making me say one to you.” “他今天要回去做事,刚走不久,让我跟你说一声。” „This.” Wang Xinsi looked at the watch, discovered that unexpectedly was so late, said with a smile: „Sister-in-law, that did not disturb you, I first walked.” “这样啊。”王新思看了看手表,发现居然这么晚了,笑道:“嫂子,那就不打扰你们了,我就先走了。” „Rests again.” “再休息一下吧。” „Not, but also a little matter, do not deliver ···” Wang Xinsi to say gets to the entrance, changed the shoes to leave. “不了不了,还有点事,别送了···”王新思说着就走到门口,换了鞋子就离开了。 The Xiao Hanrui pursing the lips lip, said in a low voice: „Old Wang (king) is really irritable.” 萧涵蕊抿了抿嘴唇,低声说道:“老王还真急躁。” „Ok, we also prepared, six points, treated daily felt at home must putrefy.” Ping Luoling said in a soft voice, felt must go out, having a look at the quite interesting thing to be good. “好了,我们也准备一下吧,六点就出发,天天待在家里感觉都要发霉了。”平洛灵轻声说道,感觉是要出去走一走,看看比较有意思的东西才行。 „Yes, must go to the anticipation fresh thing.” Helpless Ji Xiaye said, discovered the recent several months, basically passed at home, before this is, unthinkable. “是啊,得去看点新鲜的东西。”纪夏夜无奈说道,发现最近几个月,基本上都在家里度过的,这是以前想都不敢想的。 Gong Shishi teased: „Aiya, Xiaye sister, you were actually comfortable for these days, especially for your.” 宫施诗调侃道:“哎呀,夏夜姐,你这几天倒是舒服了,特供你一人。” „Yes, having a look at this appearance to glow, really makes us envy quite.” Small Si Ru also joined the camp of teasing, this makes Comrade Ji Xiaye be red in the face. “是啊是啊,看看这容颜焕发的,真是让我们好生羡慕啊。”小小司如也加入了调侃的阵营,这让纪夏夜同志面红耳赤的。 „Because of you, I have not been able to compromise for the general interest ···” Ji Xiaye to be red the small face saying that but does not call to compromise for the general interest now, now caters. “还不是因为你们,我能这么委曲求全吗···”纪夏夜红着小脸说道,只是现在不叫委曲求全了,现在就迎合了。 Xiao Hanrui takes over the fragrant shoulder of Ji Xiaye: „Yesterday evening, I came out to drink water, at that time three o'clock, zé zé zé ··· you may be really studious.” 萧涵蕊一把揽住纪夏夜的香肩:“昨天晚上,我出来喝口水,当时都三点钟了,啧啧啧···你们可真是用功啊。” „, The day, three points have not slept, reason, Xiaye sister.” Si Ru gives the thumbs-up, letting Ji Xiaye wants to drill the tunnel, whom these woman ··· did not have simply. “哇,天呐,三点还没睡觉啊,理由,夏夜姐。”司如伸出大拇指,让纪夏夜想钻地洞了,这些女人···简直没谁了。 „I changed the clothes.” Ji Xiaye hurries to walk up to the building, making other women smile tenderly. “我去换衣服了。”纪夏夜赶紧走上楼去,让其他的女人娇笑不已。 Naturally, tonight the children will also play, with the elder sisters words, grows in experience. 当然,今天晚上孩子们也会去玩,用姐姐们的话来说,就是长长见识。 At this time, Tang Baobao is trafficking jams, in the heart emits to flutter N alpaca only, discovered why oneself must drive, this is not the egg hurts, flies directly not many good. 此时,唐宝宝正在堵车中,心中冒出飘出N只的羊驼,发现自己为什么要开车出来,这不是蛋疼吗,直接飞过去不多好。 This organization committee telephoned to urge, others seemingly were in attendance, but oneself unexpectedly ··· 这组委会都打电话来催了,别人貌似都到齐了,而自己居然··· Looks road that dies of suffocation at present, that innumerable rear light, Tang Baobao very despairs, or gets out directly. 看着眼前堵死的路,还有那无数的尾灯,唐宝宝很绝望,要不直接下车过去吧。 It is not good, the good and evil my Tang Baobao also has the man of quality, how can make such matter. 不行不行,好歹我唐宝宝也是有素质的男人,怎么能做出这样的事情来。 That does not exist, my Tang Baobao is also the legitimate citizen, does not block Western Paradise, that not then. 那是不存在的,我唐宝宝也是合法的公民,不堵上西天,绝不回头的那种。 To think, but Tang Baobao looks at the time, 5 : 30 ··· my God ··· this matter was also late, plays your hammer ··· 想是这么想,但唐宝宝看着时间,都五点半了···我的天呐···这种事情也要迟到,玩你个锤子··· Perhaps was Old Heaven was moved by Tang Baobao, was moves finally by the car(riage) of dying of suffocation. 也许是老天被唐宝宝感动了,被堵死的车终于是移动起来了。 Tang Baobao relaxes, if front has not followed, the father eats the excrement, added very fragrant that. 唐宝宝松了口气,前面要是没追尾,老子就去吃屎,还说很香的那种。 With the movement of vehicles, front really followed. 随着车辆的移动,前面果然是追尾了。 Yo, this follows is very serious, unexpectedly was Rolls Royce hits the buttocks of BMW, by zé zé zé ··· that Rolls Royce was also standing little elder sister, looking at the appearance was really young, that BMW male as if a little absent-minded, a little ignorant ··· 哟,这追尾的还很严重啊,居然是一辆劳斯莱斯撞了宝马的屁股,啧啧啧···那劳斯莱斯旁边还站着一个小姐姐,看模样真是年轻啊,那宝马男似乎有点失神,有点懵··· hā hā, a little meaning. 哈哈,有点意思啊。 However what is more interesting, front has the traffic police unexpectedly! 不过更有意思的是,前面居然有交警！ This makes the Tang Baobao complexion sink, in the car(riage) is wine taste ···, although drinks at noon, but felt that now the liquor vigor has not diverged. 这让唐宝宝脸色一沉,车内全是酒味···虽然中午才喝了酒,但感觉现在酒劲都还没散去。 If the ··· inspection, oneself ended, do not compete, went to the house of detention to rest one late to be good directly. 如果···检查的话,自己就完了,不要去比赛了,直接去拘留所里睡一晚好了。 This Baobao my grass. 本宝宝我艹。 Old Heaven blesses, this guides the traffic, is not DUI Search, now DUI Search too, has not arrived at has the dinner the time early. 老天保佑,这只是疏导交通,不是查酒驾,现在查酒驾还太早了,还没到吃晚饭的时候呢。 Tang Baobao looks that the traffic police were getting more and more near, the expression seems very tranquil, but is flustered one batch. 唐宝宝看着交警越来越近了,表情显得很平静,但内心慌得一批。 However looks that the front vehicle passes through normally, Tang Baobao relaxes, thanks Old Heaven, your great kindness, this Baobao will remember for the rest of one's life. 不过看着前车正常通行,唐宝宝就松了口气,谢谢老天,你的大恩大德,本宝宝没齿难忘。 Perhaps was Old Heaven heard the Tang Baobao's words, suddenly! 也许是老天听到了唐宝宝的话,突然！ The traffic police stand before the Tang Baobao's car(riage), puts out a hand ··· 交警站在唐宝宝的车前,伸出手··· Saw this movement coolly, the Tang Baobao back of the head half, the organization committee, was not the father is not willing to go, but was you must meet me ··· 看到这个动作,唐宝宝后脑勺都凉了一半,组委会,不是老子不愿意去,而是你们要来接我了··· The Tang Baobao heartbeat is a little quick, this whole life most fears was DUI Search, previous oneself was grasped, saw wife to be grasped. 唐宝宝心跳有点快,这辈子最怕的就是查酒驾了,上次自己被抓了,就见老婆都被抓过。 Advised politely everyone, drank do not drive, otherwise the fate will be very miserable, like this Baobao this. 奉劝各位啊,喝酒不要开车,不然下场会很惨的,就像本宝宝这样。 How the excrement does not know the excrement. 屎都不知道怎么屎的。 Looks that the traffic police comrade walked slowly came Tang Baobao to swallow the saliva, in the brain was fantasizing had/left the innumerable possibilities. 看着交警同志缓缓走了过来唐宝宝咽了咽口水,脑子里面正在幻想出无数的可能性。 They oneself special ability suction, can relieve the tipsy feeling now completely. 要不是她们将自己的异能给吸走了,现在完全就能解除酒意。 If oneself went, you must be a scapegoat completely. 如果自己进去了,你们全部都要背锅。 When the Tang Baobao worry, the traffic police comrade walked, Tang Baobao breathes a sigh of relief, scares to death Baobao. 就在唐宝宝担心的时候,交警同志走过去了,唐宝宝舒了口气,吓死宝宝了。 Do not make the matter that weighs on the conscience, otherwise this is the fate, saw that the soul can frighten. 不要做亏心事啊,不然这就是下场,看到魂都能吓到。 Less than several minutes, finally allowed to pass, Tang Baobao relaxes slightly, then hurries to leave. 没过几分钟,终于又放行了,唐宝宝微微松了口气,然后赶紧离开。 Six points time, Tang Baobao „punctual” arrives in the conference site. 六点的时候,唐宝宝“准时”抵达会场。 However the issue came, Nyima's ··· parking space ··· is wool here does not have the parking space! 但是问题又来了,尼玛的···停车位呢···为毛这里没停车位啊！ Do not compel this Baobao to stop randomly leaves about! Went to the TMD quality! 不要逼本宝宝乱停乱放了！去TMD素质了！