Eighth!
第八更了哦！-----
-----ChenHuandecided that buys a ring!
陈焕决定去买个戒指！Naturally, the studentparty, definitelycannot affordwhatdiamond ringonekind, the manis not suitableto wear the diamond ring, generally speaking, the boyswill not wear the ring, words that reallymustwear, iswearsthattypeto be very interesting, the spoof, orinstallsto compelvery much, the Cosplaystrangering, for example, Taobaoprice53Yuanpure silver999dragon's headrings, 99non-mainstreampunkNANArings, 59skeleton headsteelringkinds, thistype of interestringhasto sellin the gift shop in university cityvery much!
当然,学生党,肯定买不起什么钻戒一类的,男人也不适合戴钻戒,一般来说,男学生都不会戴戒指,实在要戴的话,都是戴那种很有趣,很恶搞,或者很装逼,很Cosplay的奇怪戒指,比如,淘宝价53元一只的纯银999龙头戒指,九块九一个的非主流朋克NANA戒指,五块九一个的骷髅头钢戒指一类的,这种趣味戒指在大学城的礼品店里有卖！WhileChenHuanleaves the classroom, the 32fathers-in-law of fingernailsizealsoflewfrom the dragonproudXuespacering, fell the schoolentrancestreetfast, changed, increases the thickening, unexpectedlyturned into an appearance of ordinaryhumanoldcourt eunuch, then, he magicgentlemanexhibited a black cloth, crash-bangin a big waysuspendedoneto push the ringon the arrange/cloth.
就在陈焕走出教室的同时,指甲盖大小的三十二公公也从龙傲雪的空间戒指里飞了出来,飞快地落到了校门口的街边,摇身一变,变大变粗,居然变成了一个普通人类老太监的模样,然后,他又变魔术士地摆开了一张黑布,在布上哗啦啦摆了一大推戒指。ChenHuangets to the schoolentrancetime, saw that an oldcourt eunuch who puts on the Qingcourt eunuchto take care, is setting up a stallin the street.
陈焕走到校门口的时候,就看到一个穿着清代太监服侍的老太监,正在街边摆摊。„Sells the ring, looksto look, so long as98, the prettyringlead(er)goes home!”32fathers-in-lawcalled outwith the sharpsound.
“卖戒指啦,瞧一瞧看一看,只要九块八,漂亮的戒指领回家！”三十二公公用尖锐的声音叫道。Nearhisoutdoor shopencirclesseveralstudentsimmediately, majorityare the female students, encirclesgrinninglynear the outdoor shop, said with a smile: „Does grandfather, howyoudress up the appearance of court eunuchto sell the ring?”
他的摊子边上立即围过去几个学生,大多数是女生,笑嘻嘻地围在摊子边,笑道:“老爷爷,你怎么打扮成太监的样子来卖戒指啊？”„Cosplay!”32fathers-in-lawaccompanyto say with a smile: „Heard that thiswill havemorecustomers.”
“Cosplay！”三十二公公陪笑道:“听说这样会有更多顾客。”„Haha, thissells the peddler of ringreallyto be interesting.” The female studentsbought the interestringto wearcheerfullyconvenientlyon the finger, looked right and left, thendispersed.
“哈哈,这卖戒指的小贩还真有意思。”女生们乐呵呵地随手买了个趣味戒指戴在手指上,左看右看,然后散了。ChenHuanhurriedto pushnear the outdoor shop, squatted.
陈焕赶紧挤到了摊子边上,蹲了下来。32fathers-in-lawsee the goalto take the hook, great happiness, buton the faceactuallyships out the appearance that anything does not know: „Customer, looksto look, large number ofinterestingrings.”
三十二公公见目标上勾,不禁大喜,但脸上却装出一幅啥也不知道的样子:“客官,来瞧一瞧看一看,大量有趣的戒指。”ChenHuanputs out a handto turnto lookin the ringpile, 32fathers-in-law'ssleevesshakegently, dragonAoxueinthatLord of the Rings that differentbuys, tumbledChenHuanon hand.
陈焕伸手就在戒指堆里翻找起来,三十二公公的衣袖轻轻一抖,龙傲雪在异界买回来的那枚魔戒,就滚落到了陈焕的手边。In32father-in-lawheartsmused: Ahem, my onlymissed the gold/metalfingerdirectstoppertoyourpalm , will youdefinitely noticeit? Thisisonecontains the strongcharm, canentice the personto put onitsLord of the Ringsunrestrainedly!
三十二公公心中暗想:哼哼,我这就只差把金手指直接塞到你掌心里了,你肯定会注意到它吧？这是一枚蕴含着强大的魔力,能勾引人情不自禁地戴上它的魔戒啊！In fact, thisringis also sending out the seductionpersonto take upitscharmdesperately.
实际上,这枚戒指也正在拼命地散发着诱惑人去拿起它的魔力。At that time, ChenHuanhanddistancethatonlyLord of the Rings, only then0.01millimeters, but, after 1/4columnfragranttime, hishandactuallytransferred toelsewhere, grasped a ring that is carving the young pig, said with a smile: „Thisringis seemingly good, abovecarved a young pig, Iput on the ring that suchcarddepends on, the arrogantsnowdefinitelylikes.”
当时,陈焕的手距离那只魔戒只有零点零一毫米,但是,四分之一柱香的时间之后,他的手却移到了别处,抓起了一只雕刻着小猪的戒指,笑道:“这戒指看起来不错,上面雕了一只小猪,我戴上这么卡哇依的戒指,傲雪肯定喜欢。”32fathers-in-law: „......”
三十二公公:“……”ChenHuanasked: „Boss, thisyoung pigringhow much money?”
陈焕问道:“老板,这小猪戒指多少钱一枚？”
The muscles on 32father-in-lawfacespulled outpulling outpainfully, right, ChenHuannervewas very thick, regardless ofthatringhadseduces, hecould not feel, being finishedextraordinarily good luck, cannotmakehimbuythisyoung pigring, hehasto hmph hmph: „Young pigring, 500,000!”
三十二公公脸上的肌肉痛苦地抽了抽,对了,陈焕的神经很粗,那戒指不论有多诱惑,他也感觉不到,完蛋大吉,不能让他买这个小猪戒指,他只好哼哼:“小猪戒指,五十万！”„Iscratch, the ring that stainless steelmakes do yousellme500,000? How don't yousnatch?”ChenHuanjumped.
“我擦,一枚不锈钢做的戒指你卖我五十万？你怎么不去抢？”陈焕跳了起来。32fathers-in-lawlet go saying: „Thatis the young pigring that my familyancestorhands down, unsellable, I not carefulmixedit, thereforewanted the initial price500,000, Iurgedyourotherto buyone.”
三十二公公摊手道:“那是我家祖宗传下的小猪戒指,不能卖的,我不小心把它混进来了,所以要开价五十万,我劝你另外买一枚吧。”„Does your familyancestorhave the ring that the stainless steelmaterial qualitymakesto hand down from generation to generationunexpectedly?”ChenHuanhan: „Your familyancestorisdozensyears ago fromapes and monkeysevolutionadult? Historicalsuchshort!”
“你家祖宗居然有不锈钢材质做的戒指传下来？”陈焕汗了一把:“你家祖宗是几十年前才从猿猴进化成人的吗？历史如此之短！”32fathers-in-law: „......”
三十二公公:“……”„Ok, Ichooseonein additionam.”ChenHuanstartedto turnin the ringpile, 32fathers-in-lawhurriedto dialthatLord of the Ringswithoneselfhandgently, the ringhittwoto roll, fellChenHuanon hand,
“算了,我另选一枚就是。”陈焕又开始在戒指堆里翻了起来,三十二公公赶紧又用自己的手轻轻拨了拨那枚魔戒,戒指打了两个滚,又落到了陈焕的手边,However, ChenHuanhandonecrooked, graspednearbyonering that is inlaying the white honeysuckle flower: „Thisringis good, the makings of thiswhite honeysuckle flowerandarrogantsnowlook likevery much, Boss, how does thisringsell?”
然而,陈焕的手一歪,刷地一下,又抓起了旁边的一枚镶着银花的戒指:“这戒指不错,这枚银花和傲雪的气质很像呢,老板,这枚戒指怎么卖？”„Pū!”32father-in-lawoldbloodnearlyspurted, the vertigowhysuchrottenness of your malecandidatetreasure? IfchangesdragonAoxueto come, she„puts out a handto grasp”certainly to graspto bring the ringgrandfather'sringinbigpile of trashaccurately, why can't your manactuallyachievecompletely?! How does your grow stronger? Howtaking responsibilitycorner/horn?
“噗！”三十二公公一口老血险些喷了出来,你这男人选宝贝的眼花为何如此之烂？要是换龙傲雪来,她“伸手一抓”就一定能在一大堆垃圾中准确地抓出带着戒指里的老爷爷的戒指,为什么你这男人却完全做不到啊？啊啊啊啊！你这样怎么变强？怎么做主角？32fathers-in-lawcomplainedinoneat heartrandomly, on the mouthsaid: „White honeysuckle flowerring, 500,000!”
三十二公公在心里一阵乱吐槽,嘴上却道:“银花戒指,五十万！”ChenHuan:( ノ= Д =) ノ
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……„Goddamn500,000!”ChenHuanis angry: „Whatsomething amiss is your ring?”
“神他妈的五十万！”陈焕大怒:“你这枚戒指又是什么鬼名堂？”32fathers-in-lawdo not know that made upwhatexcuseto be good, hasto wipeto focus on the lacrimal: „Thisismy wifeleavesmyring, mixedin the commodityaccidentally, hasto open a sky-high price, so as to avoidyouboughtit.”
三十二公公已经不知道编什么理由好了,只好抹着眼泪道:“这是我妻子留给我的戒指,无意中混到商品里面了,只好开个天价,免得你把它买走。”„Court eunuchadded do oneselfhave the wife? Did Iraiseyouroutdoor shop?”ChenHuanis angry.
“太监还说自己有妻子？我掀你摊子了哦？”陈焕大怒。„How can't court eunuchhave the wife?”32fathers-in-lawjumpedto call out: „Myhemeowalsohas the daughter.”
“太监怎么就不能有妻子？”三十二公公跳起来叫道:“我他喵的还有女儿呢。”ChenHuancovered the face: „Good, youare the court eunuchyoudecide! Youtoldmesimplydirectly, whichringcansell.”
陈焕一把捂住了脸:“好,你是太监你说了算！你就干脆直接告诉我,哪枚戒指可以卖。”
Since 32fathers-in-lawhurriedto hold the Lord of the Ringsfrom the ringpile, grinningsaid/tunnel: „Customer, youlooked that thisringis attractive, itis spicyattractively, is flowing the mysteriousray, aboveis also carving the ancientwriting: The supremeabstentioncontrollingnumerousabstentions, the supremeabstentionseeks the numerousabstentions, the supremeabstentiondirects the numerousabstentions, the imprisonednumerousto abstain from the darkness. Thisabstentionreveals itself, the numerousabstain fromall the feudal official! Youdid not feel,buyingthisringis unusual?”
三十二公公赶紧从戒指堆里捧起了魔戒,笑嘻嘻地道:“客官,您看这枚戒指多好看,它辣么漂亮,流动着神秘的光芒,上面还刻着古老的文字:至尊戒驭众戒,至尊戒寻众戒,至尊戒引众戒,禁锢众戒黑暗中。此戒出世,众戒皆臣！您难道不觉得,买这枚戒指非常好吗？”ChenHuanlistens to the character on thisring, immediatelyonsweat: „Yo, suchtwocarving characters? Wastooexaggerating?”
陈焕一听这戒指上的字,顿时就大汗:“哟,这么中二的刻字？是不是太夸张了点？”
! Youobviouslyareintwoyoungster, do youalsoshut outin the ringunexpectedlytwo? 32fathers-in-lawalmostgo wild: „Good, Igiveyouspeciallyin a big waypreferential, ifyoubuythisring, Ido not collectyourmoney! Give in vain! Gives in vaintoyou! Alsoseperatelyforwards as an enclosureonebottle of drink.”„Thiswas more suspicious.”ChenHuansuspects the said/tunnel: „Safe/without matterdoes everything to please, mustgiveme the thing, non-deceitfulis a robber, whatnewdeceitful trick is this? The ring that deliversfreewantsmeto pay taxes, pays the handling charge, orwhathands overearnest money? Itoldyou, thesedeceitful tricksdeceivednotbut actuallyme.”
啊啊啊！你明明就是个中二少年,你居然还嫌弃戒指中二？三十二公公差点抓狂:“好吧,我给你特别大优惠,如果你买这枚戒指的话,我不收你钱！白送！白送给你！还另外附送一瓶饮料。”“这样就更可疑了。”陈焕怀疑地道:“无事献殷勤,要送我东西,非奸即盗啊,这是什么新型的骗术吗？免费送的戒指是不是要我交税,交手续费,或者交保证金啥的？我跟你讲,这些骗术是骗不倒我的。”32father-in-lawmustexplode: „Does not have the deceitful trick, does not collectyouranymoney, youhurryto take awaythisring!”
三十二公公头都要炸了:“没有骗术,不收你任何钱,你赶紧把这戒指拿走吧！”„Ido not want! Toosuspicious. In the final analysis, youare not right, a court eunuchnotgood person.”
“我不要！太可疑了。说到底,你个人就不对劲啊,太监没有一个好人。”„!”32fathers-in-lawcalled out pitifully: „Ireallyam a good person.”
“啊啊啊！”三十二公公惨叫道:“我真的是好人。”Two people, are hearing the sideto resound a voice of femaleat this pointsuddenly: „Yo, your ringactuallyIlikeactuallycompletely, sincehedoes not want, Iwanted!”
两人正说到这里,突然听到身边响起了一个女子的声音:“哟,你这枚戒指其实我倒是满喜欢的,既然他不要,那我就要了哦！”Withthissound, snow whitewhite handsextended, from32fathers-in-law'shandsrobbed the Lord of the Rings.
随着这声音,一只雪白的玉手伸了过来,从三十二公公的手里一把抢走了魔戒。ChenHuanand32fathers-in-lawcould not bearturn the headto looksimultaneously, whatspeechwas a beautifulfemale who wore the redclothes, the age and ChenHuanalmostbigappearance, was longveryattractively, is the expressionslightlysmellyfart.
陈焕和三十二公公忍不住同时转头看了过去,说话的是一个穿红衣服的美丽女子,年龄和陈焕差不多大的样子,长得很漂亮,就是表情略显臭屁。
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