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-----dragonAoxueis depressed: „Swells the office? Thismayswell the office!”
龙傲雪郁闷得不行:“肿么办?这可肿么办啊啊啊啊!”„Lord, wecandisguisebecomesell the person of ring.”32fathers-in-law'svoicesflutterfrom the ring: „CoaxesChenHuanto buy the ring, thenletshim‚buying’tothisring, can'tsuccessfullyhand overinhishand?”
“主子,咱们可以去假装成卖戒指的人。”三十二公公的声音从戒指里飘出来:“哄陈焕去买戒指,然后让他‘买’到这个戒指,不就能成功地交到他手上了吗?”„Well? Thisactuallygoodway!”dragonAoxuecoldlysmiles: „Makeshimthink that isring that he himselfbuys, thiswill not suspect that I, thisideais greatly wonderful, fastimplements.”
“咦?这倒是个好办法!”龙傲雪冷冷一笑:“让他以为是他自己买到的戒指,这样就不会怀疑到我了,此计大妙,速速去实施。”However, howto let a male student, buys the ringon own initiative?
但是,如何让一个男生,主动去买戒指?Thisissuebaffled the worldly-wise personimmediately!
这个问题马上就难倒了老江湖!dragonAoxueholdsto think: When the mendo not wantto the womanproposed, howpossiblyto buy the ring? If the shiningbought the ring, will proposetome, buthemight as wellI, Ihave not been ableto complyto marryhimnow, can only reject, if after hewere resisted, depressedsadjumps from an upper storysadly, andcanbid good-byeto swell the officewithme? AlthoughIhave not preparedto marryhim, butIdo not wantto bid good-byewithhim.
龙傲雪抱着头想:男人不想向女人求婚时,怎么可能买戒指?如果焕焕买了戒指,就会向我求婚,但他现在还不如我强,我还不能答应嫁给他,只能拒绝,如果他被拒之后郁闷伤心难过跳楼并且要和我分手肿么办?我虽然还没有准备好嫁给他,但我也不想和他分手啊。
The bigdifficult problem of dragonarrogantsnow covercenturylevelmakesin a terrible fix, sways back and fortheverywhere.
龙傲雪被这个世纪级的大难题弄得焦头烂额,满地打滚。„Lord, come, practicesthese wordswithme.”32 the fathers-in-lawship outbeautifullyinexpensive
“主子,来,跟着我练习这句话。”三十二公公装出妖艳贱
When the goodsact like a spoiled brat the languagegas channel/angrily saidto the boyfriend: „Shining, Ithought that the male studentwears the ringactuallyalsovery wellto look, youbuy the ringbelt/bringto tryon the finger, triesto giveothersto look.”
货向男朋友撒娇时的语气道:“焕焕,我觉得男生戴戒指其实也挺好看的,你买枚戒指带在手指上试试嘛,试试给人家看嘛。”„Bumps!”dragonAoxuefought with the fistson32fathers-in-law'sfaces: „Yourthisoldcourt eunuchwiththistonespeech, is quite disgusting, stops talkingtome.”
“碰!”龙傲雪一拳打在了三十二公公的脸上:“你这老太监用这种语气说话,好恶心,给我住口。”„...... The lackeymakes a demonstration......, because the lordyouare not powerfulinthisaspect......”
“呜……奴才只是做个示范……因为主子你在这方面太不给力啊……”„Bumps!”
“碰碰碰碰!”
After beats savagely, 32fathers-in-lawkneelto draw back.
一通暴打之后,三十二公公跪退。AlthoughdragonAoxuehit the person, butsheactuallyknowswhat the father-in-lawsaidisright, shereally is not quite powerfulinthisaspect! Althoughshestartledcertainlycolorful, strengthexplosive table, as ifcollectionuniversespiritual energyinone, butemotional quotientthis, has not gone through a strategic pass, «ArrogantDayInvincibleRecord»inthesesentimentplaysare all false, is the father-in-lawarranges, writes the azureautumnwriting technique of alsousing, has brought! The female character is the vase, dragonAotianpicks up the little girlonlyto needto suspendPOSto handlecasually, does not have the reference.
龙傲雪虽然打了人,但她却知道公公说的是对的,她在这方面还真的不太给力!虽然她惊才绝艳,实力爆表,仿佛集宇宙灵气于一身,但情商这一项,从来就没过关,《傲天无敌录》里那些感情戏全是假的,是公公编的,写的时候还用上的青秋笔法,一笔带过!女性角色全是花瓶,龙傲天泡妞只需要随便摆个POS就搞定,毫无参考性可言。Shedid not even understand how to be togetherwithothers, opposite sexorhomogeneity. Shehas not had the friend, has not had the sweetheart.
她甚至根本不懂得怎样与别人相处,不论是异性还是同性。她没有过朋友,更没有过情人。Shedeeplyinspires, stands up, arrived atChenHuanfront: „Bright...... bright......”relations that althoughtwo peoplehave been ableto hold hands, butsheeverycalled the shiningonetime, the middlehad a subtlestop, could not disappear.
她深深地吸了一口气,站起身来,走到了陈焕的面前:“焕……焕……”虽然两人已经是可以牵手的关系,但她每一次叫焕焕,中间还是有个微妙的停顿,始终消不去。ChenHuanturns the head, on the faceshowed the temperatesmile: „proudXue, how?”
陈焕转过头来,脸上露出了温和的笑容:“傲雪,怎么了?”dragonAoxuedeeplyinspires, in the mindlines, then, had first exhausted the maximumeffort, the release the biggestgood intentions, coldlysmiles: „Ithought that the male studentwears the ringalsovery wellto look, oryoubuyoneto wearin the hand, makingmehave a look.”
龙傲雪深深地吸了口气,先在脑海里过了一遍台词,然后,用尽平生最大的努力,释放出最大的善意,冷冷一笑:“我觉得男生戴戒指还挺好看的,要不你买一枚来戴在手上,让我看看。”ChenHuandid not have said with enough time,nearbymale studentsactuallyfirsthave a scare, the glacieritfemaletoday'ssmilewas usually colder, what was this is making? Spoke the irony? Iunderstood! Shedefinitelycannot get used to seeingtheseto wear the male student of ring, felt in a male studentbeautifulinexpensive
陈焕还没来得及有所表示,旁边的男生们却先吓了一大跳,冰川天女今天的笑容比平时更冷了啊,她这是在做啥?说反话吗?我懂了!她肯定是看不惯那些戴戒指的男生,觉得那是男生中的妖艳贱Goods, thereforeshepretends that saidwith the shining, the enlargementvolumemakeseveryonehearintentionally, ridiculed the manto wear the ringwiththisicyironyto be very ugly.
货,所以她假装和焕焕说,却故意放大音量让大家都听到,用这种冷冰冰的反话来讥讽男人戴戒指很难看。
The male student in classroomalmost at the same time, alllooks downoneselfhand, discoveredinownhanddoes not have the ringcleanly, immediatelyrelaxes: It seems likeweare notbeautifulinexpensive
教室里的男生几乎在同一时间,全都低头看自己的手,发现自己手上干干净净没有戒指,顿时松了口气:看来我们不是妖艳贱Goods.
货。Butin the hands of twomale studentsalsoreallywears the ring, an awkwardness of twomale studentfaces, hurriesto coverwithanotherhand the hand that wears the ring, does not makeotherssee. dragonAoxue the perspiration, was not right, Isaidobviouslyvery muchsincerely, whylistened to the ironybythem? It is not good, but must gentlybe better! Mustdisplaymysincerity, otherwise the shiningwill not buy the ring.
但有两个男生的手上还真戴着戒指,两男生一脸的尴尬,赶紧用另一只手覆盖着戴戒指的手,不让别人看见。龙傲雪心里汗了一把,不对,我明明很真诚的说的啊,为啥又被他们听成了反话?不行,还要更加温柔才行!务必表现出我的真诚,不然焕焕是不会去买戒指的。Shedeeplyinspiresagain, as far as possiblegentle, as far as possiblesincere, restrainsas far as possible the aura of coldice, thencoldlysmiles: „A moment agoIsaidis the realsoul talk!”
她再次深吸一口气,尽量地温柔,尽量地真诚,尽量地把冷冰的气息收敛起来,然后冷冷一笑:“我刚才说的都是真心话!”„Hū!”In the classroomas ifcold windhas blown!
“呼!”教室里仿佛一股寒风刮过!A moment agothat two male student who the ringhid, pūpassedoneto knock down, called out pitifully: „Wetake the ringimmediately, immediatelytakes, immediately, immediately, askingyoudo not let somebody cool off or calm downagainlike thissatirizesus, the likedyounger sister...... the heartgoodpain...... the pain...... to break to pieceswith the feeling that the ironysatirized......”
刚才那两个把戒指藏起来的男生,噗通一声扑倒在地,惨叫道:“我们马上取掉戒指,马上就取,立即,马上,求你不要再这样冷冷地讽刺我们了,被喜欢的妹子用反话来讽刺的感觉……心好痛……痛……要碎了……”dragonAoxue: „......”
龙傲雪:“……”Shefelt a powerless feelingsuddenly, the frustration!
她突然感觉到了一种无力感,挫败感!Why? Regardless of the strongenemiescanoverthrow, amn't I who regardless ofdifficultmartial artscanlearn, alwaysactually ablewellandothersspeaka few words? Am Ireally that disappointingwoman? Inthisworld, whocanunderstandme? Thisfeeling...... quitelonely!
为什么?不论多强的敌人都能打倒,不论多难的武功都能学会的我,却总是无法好好地和别人说一句话呢?难道我真的是那么差劲的女人吗?这个世界上,有谁能懂我?这种感觉……好寂寞!Atthis time, ChenHuanstoodsuddenly: „Strange, whyyouthoughtwhatproudXuesaidis the irony? Ifelt that proudXuesaida moment agoverysincerely.”
就在这时候,陈焕突然站了起来:“奇怪,为啥你们觉得傲雪说的是反话?我感觉傲雪刚才说得很真诚啊。”„, Yourfeelingis notincorrect.” The schoolmatesshake the headtogether: „Youarein the famousthicknervetwoyoungster, the skycollapsedyoualso to smile, where could youfeel the atmospherechange?”
“不不不,你的感觉是不对的。”同学们一起摇头:“你是有名的粗神经中二少年,天塌了你都还能笑得出来,你哪里感觉得到气氛变化?”„, Iknow that ownnerveis very thick, is not very exquisite, butthisIbelievetime,myfeelingis right, my familyproudXuecaiwas notonelikessaying that the ironysatirizedothers'girl, shewas the world'smost sincerewoman, neverlikedfaking.”ChenHuanveryearnestlytodragonarroganttrail: „proudXue, youreallythoughtIshouldbuy a ring, is not the irony that spoke, right? At leastIfeellike this.”
“嘛,我知道自己神经很粗,不够细腻,但这一次我认为,我的感觉是对的,我家傲雪才不是一个喜欢说反话来讽刺别人的女孩子,她是世界上最真诚的女人,从来不喜欢作伪。”陈焕很认真地对龙傲雪道:“傲雪,你是真的觉得我该去买枚戒指,不是说的反话,对吧?至少我是这样感觉的。”Thisflash, indragonAoxue the heart, innumerablecomplexmoodexploded, affected, happyandhappy...... in worldpersonunderstoodme, originallyIam not lonely.
这一瞬间,龙傲雪的心中,无数复杂的情绪一起爆炸了,感动、开心、幸福……世间原来还是有一个人懂我,原来我并不孤独。Shelooks atChenHuanearnestly, on the facebloomsincomparablybeautifulcoldlyto smileslowly: „Yes!”
她认真地看着陈焕,脸上缓缓地绽放开了一个无比美丽的冷冷一笑:“是的!”„Pū!” The surroundingmale studentsspurt the bloodto fall to the ground: „Is speaking the ironyobviously.”
“噗!”周围的男生们喷血倒地:“明明就是在说反话啊。”However, howregardless oftheysaid,will not affectdragonAoxue the moodagain, because, inthisworld, only then a personunderstandsyou, thatthenenough.
不过,他们不论怎么说,都不会再影响龙傲雪的情绪了,因为,这世界上只有一个人懂你,那便够了。ChenHuanwas wielding the fistto the male students: „Hey, youknow when to stop! Had not seen that proudXue a faceis earnest?”
陈焕对着男生们挥了挥拳头:“喂喂,你们适可而止!没看到傲雪一脸认真吗?”„Herwherehas a faceto be earnest, herexpressionfrom beginning to endhas not changed, has been sneering!”Schoolmatessweat.
“她哪有一脸认真,她的表情从头到尾都没变啊,一直在冷笑啊!”同学们大汗。ChenHuanhmph hmph saying: „, Imustbuy a ringto wear, showed that my familyproudXuehad not spoken the ironya moment ago, your trashare waitingtome.”
陈焕哼哼道:“罢了,我要去买个戒指来戴着,证明我家傲雪刚才没有说反话,你们这些渣渣都给我等着。”Then, heturns todragonAoxue, said with a smile: „Ibuy a ringto come back, the one whoprovedyouto saywas the realsoul talk.”
说完,他转向龙傲雪,笑道:“我去买个戒指回来,证明你说的是真心话。”dragonAoxuenods: „Askedyou!”
龙傲雪点了点头:“拜托你了!”Gazes afterChenHuanfigureto vanishinout of the door, dragonAoxuehurriesto sayto the ringin a low voice: „Preparesto sell the ringquicklytohim.”
目送着陈焕的身形消失在门外,龙傲雪赶紧对着戒指低声道:“快去准备卖戒指给他。”32fathers-in-lawhurry to say: „Lackeyis compliant!”
三十二公公赶紧应道:“奴才遵命!”Authormessage:
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