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----Vanais a biganomalywithout a doubt, alwayslikesmixingsomecontamination the things, but, becausemeets the technicalbackwardness of demonmainland, the beforehandhermaximumdegreeisto get so far assome „ human body
莎瓦娜是个毫无疑问的大变态,总喜欢掺合一些污秽的东西,但是,由于逢魔大陆的科技落后,以前的她最大程度就是弄到一些“人体Art ” the pictorial representation, seems likedoes not satisfy a cravingvery much, is unable to satisfyherexuberantlytothisaspect„intellectual curiosity”.
艺术”的绘画作品,看起来很不过瘾,根本无法满足她对这方面旺盛的“求知欲”。Afterarrives at the Earthpotential surfaceaccidentally, shehas crossedcompletelyhappily, because the science and technology of thisworldexceptionallydeveloped, has richvideo and musicentertainment project, particularly the Hpieces of thisworld, simplyweretoofierce. Compared withmeetingdemonmainlandthese „ human body
在无意中来到地球位面之后,她一直都过得满开心的,因为这个世界的科技异常的发达,拥有很丰富的影音娱乐项目,尤其是这个世界的H片,简直是太厉害了。比起逢魔大陆那些“人体Artisticpainting ”, obviouslyis the Hpieces of Earthpositiontoherappetite.
艺术画作”,明显是地球位的H片更对她的胃口。However, shealsobumped into the similarissuewithnumerousdeaddwellingmale......
但是,她也和众多死宅男们碰上了同样的问题……
After thatis the ordinaryHpieceslooked, alwayswantsactual operationone. What a pityis, Vanadoes not have the boyfriend, atthesethings that inHpiecessees, no onecanoperatewithher, cannot play, this makes one be madvery much.
那就是普通的H片看多了之后,总是想要实际操作一下的。可惜的是,莎瓦娜没有男朋友,在H片里看到的那些事情,没人能和她一起操作,玩不了,这就让人很气。Undersuchmajor premise, shesuddenlyinonepile of Chinese hibiscusHanimations, discoveredseveralalternativeworks, the works of thesestylealternativesare„Slime who the seniordriveroftensaidare”and„tentacleare”abnormalpiece.
就在这样的大前提下,她突然在一堆扶桑H动画里,发现了几部另类作品,这几部风格另类的作品就是老司机常说的“史莱姆系”、“触手系”的变态片。Vanahas not thoughtcompletely,originallyalsohasthistypeto operate.rmvb.
莎瓦娜完全没有想到,原来还有这种操作.rmvb。Aftershortsurprised, immediatelyfeltwhatiswild with joy. Without the boyfriendcanplaywithme, Icanplaywith the monster, hehehe, so long asdoes not playfinallythatstep, does not destroythatanythingmembrane, there would be no issue.
在短暂的惊讶之后,随即感觉到的是狂喜。没有男朋友可以和我玩耍,那我可以和怪物玩耍嘛,嘿嘿嘿,只要不玩耍到最后那一步,不破坏了那啥膜,就没问题。Howevershealsoknows, the genuinemonsterisnot possible and humanwomanplayshappily, whatSlime, the tentaclemust blame, in the final analysisisdemon, theywill only wantin the physics significance„eating”falls the girl, butwill not beinthatsignificance„eating”.
不过她也知道,真正的怪物是不可能和人类女人愉快的玩耍的,什么史莱姆,触手怪,说到底都是魔物,它们只会想要物理意义上的“吃”掉女孩子,而不会是那种意义上的“吃”。Is unrecommendablewithtruemonsterplaying, thatwithchanging the falsemonsterplays.
和真正的怪物玩耍不可取,那就和变出来的假怪物玩耍呗。Vanathinksimmediately an ancientdragonlanguagedistortiontechnique, it is saidcanchange the monsterwiththismagic . Moreover, the monster that changeswill obeydirection.
莎瓦娜立即想到了一种古老的龙语变形术,据说用这种魔法就能变出怪物来,而且,变出来的怪物是会听施法者的指挥的。In order toresult intheancientdistortiontechnique, the price that shepaysmaybe big, was not at the time of homeusingChenHuanin the past few days, returned to meet the demonmainlandwith the singletransmissionmagiconetime, thendisplayed the specialtalent of formidable„to look forNPCto askinformation”, is meeting the demonmainlandto see the personto ask,asked323232NPC, triggered a branchdutyfinally, thenrose to challenges, defeated the innumerablemonsters, finallyalsooverthrewbig dragonBOSS, finallyattainedthisdragonYuzhoucopy clerk.
为了得的这种古老的变形术,她付出的代价可不小,利用陈焕前些天不在家的时间,用单人的传送魔法回了一次逢魔大陆,然后发挥勇者的特殊天赋“找NPC问情报”,在逢魔大陆见人就问,足足问了323232个NPC,终于触发了一个分支任务,然后披荆斩棘,打败了无数怪物,最后还打倒了一头巨龙BOSS,才终于拿到了这本龙语咒文书。Hasonewearyreturnswith the incantationcopy clerk, sheput inlots ofenergyto learndragonlanguage and dragonlanguagemagicimmediately, luckilyshewas a formidable, hascheatedstrength, allwas the magic is the skillcanlearn/study, including the magic that only then the dragonclancanuseshecanuse, finallycompleted study the distortiontechnique.
带着一身的疲倦与咒文书归来,她立即投入了大量的精力来学习龙语和龙语魔法,幸亏她是勇者,拥有作弊般的实力,全系魔法全系技能都能学习,连只有龙族才能使用的魔法她都可以用,才终于学成了变形术。However......
然而……
The daydoes not hope, thisdamndistortiontechniqueunexpectedlyis that useless, the monsterchanges unable withherto playhappily, Slime who the fruit jellyturns intocracksinstantaneously, but the tentacle that the octopuschangesspurtedherfaceinkto escapestrangelyunexpectedly, thatran backto meet the demonmainlandto have the assignmentto hitBOSSlaboriousallwasted.
天不从人愿,这该死的变形术居然没有用,变出来的怪物根本就不能和她愉快地玩耍,果冻变成的史莱姆瞬间崩裂,而章鱼变的触手怪居然喷她一脸墨汁就逃跑了,那跑回逢魔大陆去接任务打BOSS的辛苦全都白费了。Herpresentmoodthiefis bad, the thiefis dim, boothsoftonsofa, seems like a Riitta, worn outsaid/tunnel: „Thisdayhas had no way.”
她现在的心情贼糟糕,贼黯淡,摊软在沙发上,看起来就像一只丽塔,有气无力地道:“这日子没法过了。”Dispits the tonguespirit, arrives in ChenHuanla the kitchen, saidin a low voice: „Youlooked that thiswomanis abnormal, ratherplayswith the monsteris not willingto playwith the man, Isuggestedyoucanhelpher, shehas not been willingto comply.”
荻灵吐了吐舌头,把陈焕拉到厨房里,低声道:“你看这女人多变态,宁可和怪物玩耍都不愿意和男人玩耍,我都暗示了你能帮她了,她还不肯答应。”ChenHuansaid with a smile: „ Wordscannotsaybut actuallylike this,actually, myview is actually in this regard same as study the elder sister, withitscasualasks a manto dothismatterrandomly, might as welloneselfDIY, DIYwill not at least smearoneself, butwill ask the manto turn into the realrottennessrandomly
陈焕笑道:“话倒也不能这样说,其实在这方面,我的看法倒是和学姐一样,与其随便乱找个男人做这种事,还不如自己DIY呢,至少DIY不会把自己弄脏,但乱找男人可是会变成真正的烂Goods. ”
货的。”Thistruthratherplayswith the cupwithsomemen, is not willingto go outto visit prostituteto be the same, thispersonis actually cleaner, the self-respect, is less abnormal. IfVanaiscasualandwhatman can also play, ChenHuancaireallycould not accept, nowthistypewantsto make a monster the mentality that came outto play, was actually very lovable.
这个道理就和有些男人宁可和杯子玩,也不愿意出去嫖一样,这种人其实更干净,更自爱,一点也不变态。如果莎瓦娜是个随便和什么男人也可以玩耍的,那陈焕才真接受不了,现在这种想做个怪物出来玩的心态,其实挺可爱。ChenHuansaid with a smile: „Good, Dispirits, thismatterourtwodo not go to the managesagain, originallyiswepeepsstudyelder sister'sprivacy, wronginus, shedoesthismatternot to hinderus.”
陈焕笑道:“好啦,荻灵,这事咱们两个就不要再去管了,本来就是我们偷看学姐的隐私,错在我们,她做这种事又不妨碍咱们。”Dilets gospirit: „Alsoright, Ido not have the interestmanagesothers'matter.”
荻灵摊手:“也对,我也没兴趣管别人的事。”Two peopleabandonedthismattertemporarily, returning to the living roomto sit down , to continue to watch the televisiontogether. ChenHuanrarelyathome, thisaccompaniesDispiritwhenhomeduring the daytimeoccasionallyonetime, makingherfeelhappily, closelyholds toChenHuan, lookedtelevision is also huggingChenHuanarm, intimateincomparable.
两人暂时抛开了这事,回到客厅里坐下,继续一起看电视。陈焕白天很少在家,这样偶尔在家一次陪着荻灵,让她感觉十分幸福,紧紧地粘着陈焕,看电视时也搂着陈焕的胳膊,亲热无比。Vanasitsonnearbysofa, the boothbecomesonegroupsoftly, envies the vision of hatingto look atDispiritwith the envy, hmph hmphto sayat heart: Having the manis great, leaves about the flash grenade! Aiyuaerobic! Why such evildarkelfhas the boyfriendto be abletogetherhappyplaying, will Iactually linkDIYSlime and tentaclewill be defeatedstrangely?
莎瓦娜坐在旁边的沙发上,摊软成一团,用嫉妒羡慕恨的眼光看着荻灵,心里哼哼道:有男人了不起啊,乱放闪光弹！哎呦好气！为什么这么邪恶的黑暗精灵有男朋友可以一起愉快的玩耍,我却连DIY个史莱姆和触手怪都会失败啊？
It is not good, thisfrustrationfelt that finds the wayto vent.
不行,这种挫败感得想办法发泄一下。Vanaonejumpsfrom the sofa, returns to ownroom, after severalminutes, shedrillsfrom the room, the bodyput on the armor of formidableunexpectedly, in the handalsotook the sword of formidable, a rewiringdressed up, seeminglymartial-lookingmalignant influences.
莎瓦娜刷地一下从沙发上跳起来,回到自己的房间里,几分钟后,她从房间里钻出来,身上居然穿上了勇者之铠,手上也提上了勇者之剑,一身重装披挂,看起来英武煞气。ChenHuanandDisaw this spirit, has a scareactually: „Hey, whichtype do youput on the equipment to makesuddenly?”
陈焕和荻灵见了她这样子,倒是吓了一跳:“喂,你突然穿上装备是要闹哪样？”„Idefeat a fiendish personto vent.”Vanasaid: „Said that Iamcomethispotential surfaceto overthrow the fiendish personobviously, finally the fiendish personcityflew backbewilderedlymet the demonmainland, Ialsohad no significancehereprobably, Ireturnedmeet the demonmainlandto hit the fiendish person.”
“我去打败个魔王来发泄一下。”莎瓦娜道:“说起来我明明是来这个位面打倒魔王的,结果魔王城莫名其妙地飞回了逢魔大陆,我在这里好像也没啥意义了,我还是回逢魔大陆去打魔王吧。”ChenHuan: „......”
陈焕:“……”Dispirit: „......”
荻灵:“……”
The couplelooked at each otherone, for a whiledoes not knowsaidanygood, after severalseconds, ChenHuancaiopens the mouth saying: „Isaidstudy the elder sister, the formidableusuallycuts a monster, hits a dragon, making a smalldutyis also good, butmusthit the words of fiendish person, regardless of a person is also invalid, in the fiendish personcity the armyconverges, how do your one personhit? Was reasonable, musthaveonegroup of little friends to hit the fiendish person.”
两口子对视了一眼,一时不知道说啥好,好几秒后,陈焕才开口道:“我说学姐,勇者平时砍点怪物,打个龙,做点小任务也还行,但是要打魔王的话,一个人无论如何也是行不通的吧,魔王城里大军云集,你一个人怎么打？讲道理,一定是要有一群小伙伴才能去打魔王的啊。”Vanais crooked the headto think,sighed: „Alsoright, previoustimeIlook for the elf of windto ask the way, wantherto helpmelook for the fiendish personcity, resultthatcontamination the elf of windtellme, musthave the little friend, is willingto leadmeto go to the fiendish personcity, otherwisebrings on oneselfhisbreast, bah, thiselftoocontamination.”
莎瓦娜歪起脑袋一想,叹道:“也对,上次我找风之精灵问路,要她帮我找魔王城,结果那只污秽的风之精灵告诉我,必须要有小伙伴,才肯带我去魔王城,否则就是自取其乳,呸呸,这只精灵太污秽了。”ChenHuanandDispirit
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