MGILA :: Volume #9

#827: This fellow is a anomaly

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9 : 00 pm, conventional renewal 晚上 9 点,常规更新 ----- ----- Vana grabs Slime one to sway, Slime left Huang, right shakes, sticky, soft dá dá, did not respond that Vana's words, finally also put on the desktop, is split up, then changed the fruit jelly. 莎瓦娜抓着史莱姆一阵摇晃,那史莱姆左晃,右晃,粘乎乎,软哒哒,就是不反应莎瓦娜的话,最后还啪嗒一声扑在了桌面上,然后四分五裂,然后又变回了果冻。 Vana: „......” 莎瓦娜:“……” „Pū!” Outside Di smiles spirit insanely. “噗！”外面的荻灵笑疯。 Chen Huanqi said: „Why?” 陈焕奇道:“为啥？” Di spirit hee hee said with a smile: „Fruit jelly, although in the material quality seems like with Slime looks like very much, but it after all is only a fruit jelly, is not the true lifeform, it does not have the thought that also without soul, even if turned into Slime it with the distortion technique, it does not have the thought and consciousness as before, without the soul and sensation, it is only pile of pure materials, Vana wants to interact to play with it, how possibly to succeed? Might as well looks for an electrical toy.” 荻灵嘻嘻笑道:“果冻虽然材质上看起来和史莱姆很像,但它毕竟只是个果冻啊,又不是真正的生物,它没有思想,也没有灵魂,就算用变形术把它变成了史莱姆,它也依旧没有思想与意识,没有灵魂与感知,它只是一堆单纯的物质,莎瓦娜想和它互动玩耍,怎么可能成功？还不如找个电动玩具呢。” Chen Huan: „......” 陈焕:“……” This makes one not know that said any was good, Chen Huan awkward some little time, said: „Can't she meet the demon mainland to catch a true Slime to play?” 这就让人不知道说啥好了,陈焕尴尬了好一会儿,才道:“她就不能去逢魔大陆抓一只真正的史莱姆来玩？” „That is obviously inadequate.” Di said with a smile spirit: „Do you take seriously Slime to be willing with human to play? It saw human can go all out attacks, wants to eat you, if it stuck on you, will only spout the venom, how with your happy playing? Picture that in the Chinese hibiscus small butter these Slime and girl play, is the bored imagination, is impossible to realize. This formidable of contamination definitely by the Chinese hibiscus small butter deceiving, will be this foolish matter.” “那明显不成啊。”荻灵笑道:“你当真正的史莱姆愿意和人类玩耍？它见到人类就会拼命的攻过来,想要把你吃掉,它要是粘在了你身上,只会喷出毒液,怎么跟你开开心心的玩耍？扶桑小黄油里那些史莱姆和女孩子玩耍的画面,是无聊的想像,才不可能实现呢。这污秽的勇者肯定是被扶桑小黄油给骗了,才会做这种傻事。” Chen Huan „”, this understood. 陈焕“哦”了一声,这才明白过来。 However, the Vana's dirty strength surpasses Chen Huan and Di's spirit expectation, she is unwilling admits the failure like this. The formidable is the indomitable hero, bumps into the difficulty, will only challenge time and time again, breaks through, is impossible easily to admit defeat. No matter in hitting the monster, hits the fiendish person, hits the Evil Dragon, plays at the crazed game, has the far supernormal person holds to read. 不过,莎瓦娜的污力超出陈焕和荻灵的预料,她可不甘心就这样承认失败。勇者是百折不挠的英雄,碰上困难,只会一次又一次地去挑战,去突破,绝不可能轻易认输。不管是在打怪物,打魔王,打恶龙,还是玩丧心病狂的游戏上,都有着远超常人的执念。 Vana is a qualified formidable, naturally cannot admit defeat. 莎瓦娜是个合格的勇者,当然不能认输。 „Ahem, the dying thing is not good, I have the living creature.” She the octopus that buys the supermarket in took, was placed on the table. “哼哼,死物不行,我还有活物。”她把超市里买回来的章鱼拿了出来,摆在了桌子上。 That pitiful octopus does not know how oneself must be treated, frightens trembles, turns around to run. Vana holds down it with a hand, the mouth muttered to read aloud the incantation, then put out a hand to octopus one finger/refers...... 那可怜的章鱼不知道自己要被怎样对待,吓得瑟瑟发抖,转身就想跑。莎瓦娜用一只手将它按住,嘴里喃喃地念诵起了咒文,然后伸手对着章鱼一指…… In an instant, that pitiful octopus turned into a tentacle to be strange, the body is growing the tentacles of many belt/bring suckers, seemed like thief evil that. 一转眼,那可怜的章鱼就变成了一只触手怪,身上长着许多带吸盘的触手,看起来贼邪恶的那种。 Naturally, by the battle efficiency of formidable, must cope with a tentacle strangely should not be too simple. Vana presses the tentacle single-handed strangely stubbornly, then with another hand operation cell phone, opened a H animated cartoon, gives to issue to that octopus to look, sees only in the H animation to have a tentacle to grab a girl strangely, keeps pestering on girl's body with one pile of tentacles, the picture thief is exciting. 当然,以勇者的战斗力,要对付一只触手怪不要太简单。莎瓦娜单手就把触手怪按得死死的,然后用另一只手操作手机,打开了一部H动画片,放给那章鱼看,只见H动画里正有一个触手怪抓着一个女孩子,用一堆触手在女孩子的身上缠来缠去,画面贼刺激。 Vana seriously to the tentacle strange say/way that the octopus is turning into: „You and fruit jelly are different, you are the living animal, should have the intelligence, right? Gives me the take a good look this animated cartoon, studies well, how has a look at other tentacle strangely is dry/does, then undertakes to set out to me well is a tentacle strange responsibility.” 莎瓦娜一本正经地对着章鱼变成的触手怪道:“你和果冻不一样,你是活生生的动物,应该是有神智的,对吧？给我好好看看这部动画片,好好学习一下,看看别的触手怪是怎么干的,然后好好地给我承担起身为一只触手怪的职责吧。” The tentacle that the octopus changes blinks strangely pitifully, a very suffering appearance looks at the animation, after ten minutes, the animated cartoon puts, Vana then loosened was pressing the tentacle strange that hand, hmph hmph saying: „learned?” 章鱼变的触手怪可怜巴巴地眨了眨眼睛,一幅很委屈的模样看起动画来,十来分钟后,动画片放完,莎瓦娜这才松开了按着触手怪的那只手,哼哼道:“学会了吗？” The tentacle nods strangely. 触手怪点了点头。 „Very good, calculates that you are intelligent.” Vana gu hehe smiled two: „This is clever.” “很好,算你聪明。”莎瓦娜咕嘿嘿地笑了两声:“这样才乖。” She loosened slowly was pressing the tentacle strange that hand...... 她缓缓地松开了按着触手怪的那只手…… In that flash that she just let go, the tentacle one jumps strangely suddenly, „” spouted big group black ink, spurting Vana was all over the head and face, then it one jumps to side fiercely, the window was hit crushes, the glass sediment flies randomly, that tentacle jumped the window to escape strangely, fell into downstairs drainage, then died in the canal to drill the drill downward, leaving Vana was too far, the effect of magic vanished, it changed the appearance of octopus in an instant, sneaked in the sewer to disappear. 就在她刚刚松手的那一瞬间,触手怪突然刷地一下跳起来,“蓬”地喷出了一大团黑色的墨汁,喷了莎瓦娜一头一脸,然后它猛地向旁边一跳,窗户被撞得粉碎,玻璃渣子乱飞,那触手怪跳窗而逃,落入了楼下的水沟里,然后没命地往下水道里钻呀钻,离开莎瓦娜太远,魔法的效果消失,它一转眼就变回成了章鱼的样子,钻进下水道不见了。 Vana wiped cleanly the ink on face, lay looks around to the window downward, where could also see the shadow of octopus. 莎瓦娜抹干净了脸上的墨汁,趴到窗口向下张望,哪里还看得到章鱼的影子。 She pū passes one to fall down before the window, miserable snort/hum said: „Why can escape? Plays a small game is so difficult with the elder sister?” 她噗通一声扑倒在窗前,惨哼道:“为什么要逃跑？和姐姐玩点小游戏有这么难么？” „Pū, hahahaha!” Di smiles spirit once again knocks down, sways back and forth everywhere. “噗,哈哈哈哈！”荻灵又一次笑得扑倒在地,满地打滚。 Chen Huan sweat: „What this time is making?” 陈焕大汗:“这次又是在闹什么？” Di said with a smile spirit: „Octopus, although is the living lifeform, but turns into the tentacle to be strange it even if, it is the octopus, its natural disposition has not changed, is timid, shy, easy frightened, a slightest sign of trouble will spurt the ink to escape, how possibly to play what crazed small game with the woman? Pū, ha.” 荻灵笑道:“章鱼虽然是活生生的生物,但哪怕把它变成触手怪,它还是章鱼啊,它的本性没变,还是胆小,害羞,容易受惊,一点风吹草动就会喷墨汁逃跑,怎么可能和女人玩什么丧心病狂的小游戏？噗,哈哈哈哈哈。” Chen Huan lets go: „This he meow was awkward!” 陈焕摊手:“这就他喵的尴尬了！” The Vana frustrated body anteflexion falls down on the ground, quite a while did not have the sound, Chen Huan discovered also had nothing attractively, took back the god knowledge, went to the living room with Di spirit, the young couple watched the television together happily, his few daytime treated like this at home, occasionally worked two people to have a look at the television with Di one time like this, the feeling was very warm. 莎瓦娜失意体前屈扑倒在地上,半天没动静了,陈焕发现也没啥好看的了,收回了神识,和荻灵一起来到客厅里,小两口一起开开心心看起电视来,他很少白天这样待在家里,偶尔一次和荻灵两人这样看看电视,感觉还挺温馨的。 Looks, suddenly hears the sound of footsteps, sees only a Vana face not to scratch the clean ink, the whole face grey defeat, walked from inside scared witless, to the sofa of living room on, her body paralysis, sat down motionless. 看着看着,突然听到脚步声,只见莎瓦娜一脸没擦干净的墨汁,满脸灰败,魂不守舍地从里面走了出来,到了客厅的沙发上,她身子一瘫,坐下不动了。 Di knows spirit this fellow received a big attack a moment ago, but actually pretends to ask one: „Vana, how were you?” 荻灵知道这家伙刚才受了不小的打击,但却假装问一句:“莎瓦娜,你这是咋了？” Vana worn out said/tunnel: „My magic failed, the instantaneous feeling life is quite senseless.” 莎瓦娜有气无力地道:“我的魔法失败了,瞬间感觉人生好无趣。” Chen Huan is complaining one at heart: Mental handicap of mother, does not want, because this magic without the positive result failed was so depressed. 陈焕在心里吐槽一句:妈的智障,不要因为这种没名堂的魔法失败了就这么沮丧啊。 Di said spirit intentionally: „What magic do you want to play? What can I help your?” 荻灵故意道:“你想玩什么魔法？我能帮你什么吗？” „Does a bit less!” Vana hmph hmph saying: „Where can dark elf help others with good intention? You maximum help others also only possibly help the shining, is impossible to help me wholeheartedly.” “少来！”莎瓦娜哼哼道:“黑暗精灵哪会好心帮助别人？你最大限度的帮助别人也只可能是帮焕焕,绝不可能真心诚意想要帮我。” Di spirit hee hee said with a smile: „Yo, this was discovered by you, but...... you said listen, even if I did not help you, the shining will still help you, you know, shining person most good intention, regarding the demand of beautiful woman, he will definitely not reject.” She and „helped you” and „the demand of beautiful woman” these characters aggravate the tone „shining” intentionally, had double meaning, has obvious tease meaning. 荻灵嘻嘻笑道:“哟,这都被你发现了,不过……你还是说出来听听嘛,我就算不帮你,焕焕也会帮你嘛,你知道,焕焕这个人最好心了,对于美女的需求,他肯定不会拒绝的。”她故意把“焕焕”、“帮你”、“美女的需求”这几个字加重了语气,一语双关,带着明显的挑逗意味。 Vana eyes one bright, but immediately dim: „Does not want the shining to help me! The matter that I must handle, cannot by the man help/gang.” 莎瓦娜双眼一亮,不过马上就黯淡了下去:“才不要焕焕帮我！我要做的事情,不能由男人帮。” Di thought spirit: This in other words, rather plays with the toy, isn't willing to play with the man? Is your fellow abnormal? This issue had the answer very early in the morning, your fellow truly was a anomaly. 荻灵心想:这也就是说,宁可和玩具玩耍,也不愿意和男人玩？你这家伙是变态吗？哦,这个问题一早就有答案了,你这家伙确实是个变态。
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