MGILA :: Volume #9

#810: Shows my movie you

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9 : 00 am, conventional renewal 早上 9 点,常规更新 ---- ---- Hears Chen Huan complaining, Annan seven were immediately embarrassed, turns the head, face slightly red: „That, Mr. Chen, was sorry that made you look at the joke, as you said that I will only make the war piece firmly before, was really makes you be laughed , after going to an Earth, I profoundly understood, development of our sirius in cultural entertainment aspect simply was too bad, is good changes because of the present also with enough time, I learned the lots in Earth, this coming back, will blossom in radiant splendor in the sirius.” 听到陈焕的吐槽,安南柒马上就不好意思了,转过头来,老脸微红:“那个,陈先生,抱歉让你看了笑话,确如你所说,以前我就只会拍战争片,真是太让您见笑了,去了一趟地球之后,我才深刻地认识到,咱们天狼星在文化娱乐这方面的发展简直是太差了,好在现在改变还来得及,我在地球学到了很多东西,这次回来,就将在天狼星大放异彩了。” Annan seven said that this saying to be not blows, he stayed for many days in the hotel of Earth, in the hotel has the television . Moreover the hotel television of this year can various selection and broadcast movies, naturally, the latest movie unable to select, in the database is some outdated old movies, any 70's Hong Kong , Taiwan gun battle piece, loved artistic film one kind in the 70's, the earthman simply has no interest in looking. However, these outdated dregs pieces, regarding Annan seven, opened the front door of new world simply probably. 安南柒说这话也不是吹的,他在地球的旅馆里住了好些天,旅馆里是有电视机的,而且这年头的旅馆电视都能点播各种电影,当然,最新的电影是点不了的,片库里都是些老掉牙的老片子,什么70年代港台枪战片,70年代言情艺术片一类的,地球人根本没兴趣去看。但是,这些老掉牙的渣片,对于安南柒来说,简直像是打开了新世界的大门。 For a lifetime when with war piece having to do Annan seven, sees the Hong Kong , Taiwan spoof comedy movie for the first time, simply is startled the chin. Also looked at one group of old style knight-errants, old style immortal hero, old style criminal syndicate gun battle piece, old style romance art technique, musical, dance play, even also watched several horror films and ethics pieces, loudly looks at him to shout satisfies a craving, almost even the editing «New Shushan Sword Immortal Legend» work forgot. 一辈子和战争片打交道的安南柒,第一次看到港台恶搞喜剧片时,简直惊掉了下巴。又看了一堆老式武侠,老式仙侠,老式黑帮枪战片,老式言情艺术术,音乐片,舞蹈剧,甚至还看了几部恐怖片和伦理片,看得他大呼过瘾,差点连剪辑《新蜀山剑仙传奇》的工作都忘了。 Present Annan seven, are not under past Wu Amun, he feels in own chest as if to hide 100,000 armor-clad soldiers, a great power sirius plans to flex the muscles, opening is his golden age. 现在的安南柒,已经不是昔日吴下阿蒙,他感觉自己胸中仿佛藏着十万甲兵,一回天狼星就打算大展拳脚,开启属于他的黄金时代。 He turns the head to look to the wooden ups and downs, on the face reveals a city person to look at the country folk expression, calm said/tunnel: „Wood leads, before I was not mature, therefore is making the war pieces of these rotten avenues with you, however, with the help of Mr. Chen, I have been reborn, no longer before was I, ahem, when I returned to mother Xing, will make you know, the time that you and I shared the honor must pass by, today, the sirius person will only know a Annan seven, but will not remember your wooden ups and downs again the name.” 他转头看向木枯荣,脸上露出一种城里人在看乡下人般的表情,淡定地道:“木导,以前我还不成熟,所以和你一起拍着那些烂大街的战争片,然而,在陈先生的帮助下,我已经脱胎换骨,不再是以前的我了,哼哼哼,等我回到母星,就会让你知道,你和我齐名的时代已经要过去了,今天,天狼星的人只会知道一个安南柒,而不会再记得你木枯荣的名字。” „What?” The wooden ups and downs are greatly wonderful: „Where comes such big self-confidence? What did Mr. Chen help your?” “啥？”木枯荣大奇:“哪来这么大的自信？陈先生帮了你啥？” „Mr. Chen led me to go to an Earth, making me learn/study the Earth advanced movie idea, but also wrote by hand a screenplay to shoot to me, haha, the type of this flat and thin piece is called the immortal hero piece, what kind of, feared?” “陈先生带我去了一趟地球,让我学习了地球先进的电影理念,还亲手写了一个电影剧本给我拍,哈哈,这个片子的类型叫做仙侠片,怎么样,怕了吧？” „What? Immortal hero piece?” A wooden ups and downs face compels ignorant: „What is this? Some new form war piece?” “啥？仙侠片？”木枯荣一脸懵逼:“这是啥意思？某个新形式的战争片？” „Fights your ghost!” Annan seven is angry saying: „Trash that your has not experienced.” “战你个鬼啊！”安南柒大怒道:“你这个没见识的渣渣。” However, after he angrily roared, immediately restored calm, my he meow in Earth has pursued advanced studies had directed high-level, cannot with wooden ups and downs trash director lower oneself to the same level, is angry with him does not fall in price to oneself? 不过,他怒吼了一声之后,马上又恢复了淡定,我他喵的已经是在地球深造过的高级导演了,不能和木枯荣这种渣渣导演一般见识,和他生气不是给自己掉价么？ He forcefully is calm the said/tunnel: „Snort! Happen, our these two spaceships must return the female star, you on our spaceships, I bring to give you to have a look the big piece of my careful photography simply later, this is my director editing version, is not a movie theater finally screens the version, is very precious, can make you look ahead of time, you may really probably thank me.” 他强行淡定地道:“哼！正好,咱们这两艘飞船都要返航回母星了,你就干脆在咱们的飞船上待一会儿吧,我把我精心拍摄的大片拿来给你看看,这是我的导演剪辑版,不是电影院的最终上映版,很宝贵,能让你提前看,你可真得谢我。” His such saying, the wooden ups and downs also came the interest: „I pour really must have a look.” Twenty actors who as he comes together, that group of handsome fellow beautiful women , is a little quite curious, collects to say together: „secure can Dao, make us also follow to have a look?” 他这么一说,木枯荣还真是来了兴趣:“那我倒真要看看。”随着他一起过来的二十几名演员,那群帅哥美女们,也颇有点好奇,一起凑过来道:“安导,能不能让我们也跟着看看啊？” „Ok!” Annan seven ship out the magnanimous appearance to say with a smile: „, But, when my flat and thin piece started to screen, you must go to the movie theater to supply my movie ticket.” “行！”安南柒装出大度的样子笑道:“都来看,不过,等我这片子开始上映了,你们得去电影院补给我一张电影票哦。” Handsome fellow beautiful women sweat! 帅哥美女们大汗！ Therefore, wooden ups and downs one group of kept Chen Huan on their spaceship, temporarily does not go back, their spaceships extended the interface channel, two spaceships advanced in unison, returned together, while the time of return, two directors, a group of actor, one crowd of crew, arranged the platoon to sit, prepares to look at the flat and thin piece. 于是,木枯荣一行人就留在了陈焕他们的飞船上,暂时不回去了,他们的飞船伸回了连接通道,两艘飞船齐头并进,一起返航,趁着返航的时间,两位导演,一大群演员,还有一群船员,都排排坐,准备看片子。 Chen Huan and Dong yellow, the Bian Yujing three people have read several first editions actually, the interest is not big, but Dong yellow and Bian Yujing actually care about others' appraisal to this flat and thin piece very much, therefore also collects in the crowd, mixes sits down among these actresses. 陈焕和董黄、卞玉京三人倒是已经看过好几遍原版了,兴致不大,但董黄和卞玉京两人却很在意别人对这部片子的评价,所以也凑进人群里,混在那些女演员中间坐下。 The sirius actresses saw two Earth women to sit the side, a little small anxiety, does not know how at heart should be together with them. 天狼星的女演员们见两个地球女人坐到了身边,心里有点小小的紧张,不知道该怎么和她们相处。 Dong Huangzhua one big came out to apportion them the melon seed: „Come, watches the movie while eats the melon seed is a kingly way.” 董黄抓了一大把瓜子出来分给她们:“来,一边看电影一边吃瓜子才是王道。” Actresses: „......” 女演员们:“……” They were then more anxious, these two Earth women look like the wealthy family eldest young lady, the fruit of plant unexpectedly such a big one big does grabbing eat? Moreover sees the person to send? Heaven! Cannot stir up. 这下她们更紧张了,这两个地球女人看来都是富家大小姐,植物的果实居然这样一大把一大把的抓着吃？而且还见人就发一把？苍天啊！惹不起惹不起。 The movie starts, on the screen demonstrates „the Annan seven works” these large characters, front wooden ups and downs immediately „scoffing” 电影开始,当屏幕上显示出“安南柒作品”这几个大字时,前排的木枯荣立即“嗤”了 : „Two goods, place the forefront of movie oneself name this on a grand scale, stupid.” 一声:“二货,把自己的名字这样大张旗鼓地放在电影的最前面,蠢得不行。” „Your own not also this?” Annan seven sneers saying: „Your movie's first picture is also the wooden ups and downs work.” “你自己不也这样？”安南柒冷笑道:“你的电影第一个画面也都是木枯荣作品。” Chen Huanfa said: „Therefore you do take 50 steps to smile 100?” 陈焕发言道:“所以你们一定要五十步笑一百步吗？” Two directors hurry to shut up. 两个导演赶紧闭嘴。 Then, the picture starts to brighten, in Shushan of high school aerial photography, mountains and rivers of one exquisite silk, appeared in the lens. The lens are very long, sweeps from the continuous endless mountain top, a mountain also compares mountain tall, as if a green picture scroll launches before the people slowly. 接着,画面开始变亮,在高中航拍的蜀山,一片锦绣的山河,出现在了镜头里。镜头很长,从连绵无尽的山头上扫过去,一山还比一山高,仿佛一张绿色的画卷在众人面前缓缓展开。 This picture shines, the mouth of wooden ups and downs opens in a big way, could not close up again. Sits in the following handsome fellow beautiful women, then exclaims in surprise to make noise together: „Warder day, Warder day, this green sceneries...... day, this how many trees?” 这个画面一亮起来,木枯荣的嘴巴就张得大大的,再也合不拢了。坐在后面的帅哥美女们,则一起惊叹出声:“沃德天,沃德天啊啊啊啊啊,这一片绿色的山水……天啊,这有多少颗树？” „Is this computer synthesis picture?” “这是电脑合成画面吧？” „Fart, thanks to you do the professional, even synthesize the picture to take the picture unable to look with the true reality?” “放屁,亏你还是业内人士,连合成画面跟真正的实拍画面都看不出来吗？” „Otherwise, with model racket? Makes the beautiful scenery the model the appearance, then the lens enlarged the racket, seeming like the material object is the same.” “要不然,是用模型拍的？把模型做成青山绿水的样子,然后镜头放大了拍,看起来就像实物一样。” „Fart! Do not ramble on, your model and can't the true tree look?” “放屁！别瞎扯,你连模型和真正的树都看不出来？” „Sorry, I only am away from the glass cover of week Kou Lake to see the tree......, therefore I did not know about the true tree very much.” “抱歉,我只隔着周口湖的玻璃罩子见过树……所以我对真正的树也不是很了解。” The actors discuss spiritedly. 演员们议论纷纷。 Chen Huan heard their words, said with a smile: „Do not struggle, is the true tree.” 陈焕听到了他们的话,笑道:“别争啦,都是真正的树。” People: „......” 众人:“……” An actor said in a low voice: „Depends on this aerial photography lens, this movie must sell greatly, even if the audience enter the movie theater to have a look at the scenery of Earth , the value returned to the price.” 一位演员低声道:“就凭这个航拍镜头,这电影就要大卖了,观众们哪怕进电影院看看地球的风景,也值回了票价。” Then, picture by near, locked in the Omei back side of the mountain, Chen Huan wore a student clothing/taking, sway is walking in the cliff, this that picture that was complained by the Omei disciples, an ordinary student, was all right to run up to azure who in the remote mountain trod what fart...... 接着,画面由远则近,锁在了峨眉后山,陈焕穿着一身书生服,在山崖边摇摇晃晃地走着,这就是被峨眉弟子吐槽的那个画面,一个普通书生,没事跑到深山里去踏什么屁的青……
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