MGILA :: Volume #9

#809: All is the war piece

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9 : 00 pm, conventional renewal 晚上 9 点,常规更新 ---- ---- Several Zilla, is gathering round that spaceship revolving attack. 十几只瓦吉拉,正在围着那艘飞船旋转进攻。 On the spaceship brings several soldier attires, is opening fire, compels Zilla in the surrounding, temporarily cannot break through the firepower network, but this spaceship does not seem like the regular warship, the soldier installs is not many, seeming like the ammunition are not definitely many, was broken through by Zilla, is only the time issue. During the crew members on battleship are falling into are scared, can only encourage saying that desperately mutually „and surface was not the female star, the patrol fleet will rush momentarily”, comforted itself with this words. 飞船上带着几件兵装,正在开火,将瓦吉拉们逼在外围,暂时不能攻破火力网,但是这艘飞船看起来并不像是正规的军舰,兵装并不多,看起来弹药肯定也不多,被瓦吉拉攻破,只是时间问题。战舰上的乘员们正陷入恐慌之中,只能拼命地互相鼓励说“并面不远就是母星了,巡逻舰队随时会赶到”,用这种话来安慰自己。 At this time, horizon together sword light flash, Chen Huanlai. 就在这时候,天边一道剑光闪过,陈焕来了。 The person in spaceship only noticed that a flying sword flies from the distant place, suddenly splits two handles all of a sudden, then four handles, eight handles, 16 handles...... in an instant, the number of flying sword becomes Bivoua Zilla to be many, then, among the flying swords as if has anything to blast out general, toward separates more than ten flying swords in all directions, assumes the radiated radiation, is almost at the same time, regarding by more than ten Zilla in spaceship, the sword, crashes simultaneously......, is not right, will not crash in the universe, they only meet float in the universe, turns into the eternal floating matter. 飞船里的人只看到一柄飞剑从远处飞来,突然一下子分裂成两柄,然后四柄,八柄,十六柄……一转眼,飞剑的数量变得比瓦吉拉还要多,然后,飞剑中间仿佛有什么东西炸开一般,将十几柄飞剑向着四面八方弹开,呈放射状发散,几乎是在同一时间,围绕在飞船旁边的十几只瓦吉拉,同时中剑,坠落……哦,不对,在宇宙中是不会坠落的,它们只会悬浮在宇宙中,变成永恒的漂浮物。 However their luck is good, has Chen Huan here, the floating matter is the not possible floating matter, this whole life is impossible, because Chen Huan must pick to sell for money them. 然而它们运气好,有陈焕在这里,漂浮物是不可能漂浮物的,这辈子都不可能,因为陈焕还要把它们捡回去卖钱呢。 Therefore, the crew members who in that ship spaceship are survivor of disaster, see Chen Huanyu the flying sword, around spaceship drew in several Zilla corpse of float, folded in the same place, like carrying one skewer of giant grasshoppers, seemed like the thief happy appearance. 于是,那艘船飞船里劫后余生的乘员们,就见到陈焕御着飞剑,把漂浮在飞船四周的十几个瓦吉拉尸体都收拢到了一块,叠在一起,就像拎着一串巨大的蚂蚱,看起来贼开心的样子。 Dong yellow Bian Yujing who and the others pursues from behind sweat. 从后面追上来的董黄卞玉京等人不禁大汗。 Dong yellow said in a low voice: „I suspected that Mr. Chen is not saves others eagerly, but goes out to catch Zilla eagerly, the meat of this gadget, in Earth 40,000 money one jin (0.5 kg).” 董黄低声道:“我怀疑陈先生并不是急于救人,而是急于出去抓瓦吉拉,这玩意儿的肉,在地球4万块钱一斤呢。” Bian Yujing hee hee said with a smile: „Master must raise the whole family people, desperate money-making also for me, I thought that he is very graceful, works with all one's might to make money the man seems like leads.” 卞玉京嘻嘻笑道:“老爷要养一家子人呢,拼命的赚钱也是为了我,我觉得他挺帅的,拼命工作赚钱中的男人看起来好帅。” Dong yellow: „......” 董黄:“……” That rescued spaceship sharply is not escaping now, in its outer covering shone the signal light, here captain also hurried to shine the signal light, quick, both sides on connecting to pass rapidly, then, two spaceships depended on one simply, met the string, both sides stretched out a channel respectively, docked in the universe, the people in such two spaceships, can visit through the channel mutually. 那艘获救的飞船现在不急着逃跑了,它的外壳上亮起了信号灯,这边的船长也赶紧亮起了信号灯,很快,双方就连接上了通迅,然后,两艘飞船就干脆靠到了一起,接弦,双方各自伸出了一条通道,在宇宙中对接起来,这样两艘飞船里的人,就可以通过通道来互相拜访了。 Chen Huanben wants to force in the cargo hold Zilla, but more than ten Zilla is bigger than the volume of spaceship, at all the not possible stopper to result, let alone inside has crowded the vegetables and fruit, is forced to give up, was placed Zilla in the deck of spaceship. 陈焕本想把瓦吉拉都塞进货舱,但是十几只瓦吉拉加起来比飞船的体积还大,根本不可能塞得进去,何况里面早已经塞满了蔬菜和水果,只好作罢,将瓦吉拉摆在了飞船的甲板上。 He returns to the ship, took off the spacesuits, enters in the cockpit, this saw that the frame drove in the cabin to pile up with the person, was not only the crew of this ship, the crew members of that rescued spaceship, all came. 他回到舰内,脱了宇航服,走进驾驶舱里,这才见到架驶舱里已经堆满了人,不光是自己这艘船的船员们,还有那艘获救的飞船的乘员们,全都来了。 Chen Huangang walked, opposite that group of people to him good big ritual: „When sees the flying sword, we guessed correctly that was Mr. Chen, has not thought is really, many thanks Mr. Chen saved us.” 陈焕刚一走进去,对面那群人就对着他行了个大礼:“看到飞剑时,我们就猜到是陈先生了,没想到果然是,多谢陈先生救了我们。” Chen Huan said with a smile: „Minor matter.” 陈焕笑道:“小事一桩。” He takes a look at opposite that group of people quietly, discovered that unexpectedly is one group of good-looking man beautiful women, about 20, the men and women are half and half, each one is very pretty good long, male handsome charming, female beautiful natural . Moreover the clothes are very tasteful, obviously is not an average person. Chen Huan was a man, the vision does not control self stayed for several seconds on that more than ten women. 他悄悄打量对面那群人,发现那居然是一群俊男美女,大约有二十个来,男女各半,个个都长得很不赖,男的英俊帅气,女的美丽大方,而且穿着打扮都很讲究,明显不是普通人。陈焕是个男人,眼光不自禁地在那十几个女人身上停留了几秒。 That several women feel his vision, not only has not flinched, instead raised the head to throw out the chest, is laying out POS to him, clearly, they were used to the looked that woman, does not have the least bit to be timid facing the vision that Chen Huan appreciates, instead a little joyful appearance. 那几个女人感受到他的目光,非但没有退缩,反而抬头挺胸,对着他摆了摆POS,很明显,她们是习惯了被人看的那种女人,面对陈焕欣赏的目光没有半点畏怯,反而有点欣喜的样子。 „Do your one group of good-looking man beautiful women, what run up to the universe to play?” Chen Huanqi said: „Dangerous.” “你们一群俊男美女,跑到宇宙里来玩个啥？”陈焕奇道:“多危险啊。” Opposite handsome fellow beautiful women were awkward for two seconds immediately, a middle-aged fatty pushed from behind, awkward said/tunnel: „Mr. Chen, we are come out to take the outdoor scene, makes the movie.” 对面的帅哥美女们立即尴尬了两秒,一个中年胖子从后面挤了出来,尴尬地道:“陈先生,我们是出来取外景,拍电影的。” „What?” Chen Huanleng gawked: „What ghost?” “啥？”陈焕楞了楞:“什么鬼？” At this time Annan seven collected, explained: „Opposite that middle age fatty, is our sirius successful director, named the wooden ups and downs, shares the honor with me, our someone, his is not definitely making the universe war piece.” 这时候安南柒凑了上来,解释道:“对面那个中年胖子,也是咱们天狼星的大导演,名叫木枯荣,和我齐名,我们谁也不谁谁,他这肯定是在拍宇宙战争片呢。” Chen Huan these understands, originally others are making the universe war piece, is right, the sirius also has no other type flat and thin piece, except for universe war piece only then universe war piece, moreover is pats the heroic fighter to hit the flat and thin piece of insect, stereotyped, does not have the creativity. At present this gang, it seems like rents an armed merchant marine, then comes in the universe to shoot a movie, looked the clothes that on these good-looking man beautiful women wears are not a military uniform, knows that they are possibly patting play of civil history anything. 陈焕这一下明白过来,原来人家在拍宇宙战争片,也对,天狼星也没什么别的类型的片子,除了宇宙战争片就只有宇宙战争片,而且全是拍英雄战士打虫子的片子,千篇一律,毫无创意。眼前这一伙人,看来就是租借了一艘武装商船,然后来宇宙里拍片的,看这些俊男美女身上穿的衣服不是军装,就知道他们可能是在拍文戏什么的。 Really, that director named wooden ups and downs hehe said with a smile: „Yes, we are shooting, recently in the hand was making a big piece, spoke one group of young people to travel in the universe, is under the different insect attack, then discussed the love phosphine, while fought a bloody battle to defeat the story of different insect......” 果然,那个叫木枯荣的导演呵呵笑道:“是呀,我们是来拍片子的,最近手上正在拍一部大片,讲一群年轻人在宇宙中旅行,遭遇异虫袭击,然后一边谈恋膦,一边浴血奋战打败了异虫的故事……” Chen Huan cannot bear spit the mortise: „Finally, didn't your really bump into the different insect? The plot first half is the same, was the latter half walks crookedly, the heroes not only cannot defeat the different insect, but also almost by different insect eating.” 陈焕忍不住吐槽道:“结果,你这不是真的碰上异虫了吗？剧情的前半段是一样的,就是后半段走歪了,英雄们非但没能打败异虫,还差点被异虫给吃了。” Wooden ups and downs chaotic awkward, but also said with a smile immediately: „Had the honored person to rescue the life, our luck was really good, I instead think new idea, joined the soldier who Earth came in this war big piece , that had the anticipation.” 木枯荣乱尴尬了一把,不过马上又笑道:“有贵人救了命嘛,我们运气真不错,我反而借此想到了一个新点子,在这部战争大片里加入地球来的战士,啧啧,那就更有看点了。” People: „......” 众人:“……” What this he meow is you thinks of the idea that? This was copies flatter to feed from the start realistically! 这他喵的是你想到的点子吗？这压根就是照搬现实了阿喂！ Everyone ultra wants to complain! 大伙儿超想吐槽！ At this time, the vision of wooden ups and downs fell the Annan seven bodies suddenly, the visions of two directors hit in the midair, almost lightened the electric spark, then, wooden ups and downs mystifying said/tunnel: „Yo, won't this only pat some no creativities war piece Director Annan seven secure big? You how on the freight transportation ship of Mr. Chen Huan?” 这时候,木枯荣的眼光突然落到了安南柒的身上,两个导演的眼光在半空中一撞,咔嚓一声差点闪出电火花来,接着,木枯荣阴阳怪气地道:“哟,这不是只会拍些毫无创意的战争片的安南柒安大导演吗？你怎么在陈焕先生的货运船上？” Annan seven hmph hmph saying: „Little spits my trough here, aren't you also all make the war piece? What other picture do you take to be inadequate?” 安南柒哼哼道:“少在这里吐我槽,你不也全是拍战争片吗？你拍过什么别的片子不成？” Wooden ups and downs chaotic awkward, but hmph hmph to say immediately: „I was first integrated the director of love essential factor in the war piece, depended on this point to be wiser than you.” 木枯荣乱尴尬了一把,不过马上就哼哼道:“我是第一个在战争片中融入了爱情要素的导演,就凭这一点就比你高明。” Annan seven anger: „Doing a bit less, I am a director who in the first person war piece integrates the family kinship essential factor, depends on this point you to be able not hold a candle.” 安南柒怒:“少来,我是第一个人战争片中融入家庭亲情要素的导演,就凭这一点你就望尘莫及。” „It is not only then you will pat the kinship, I have also patted a mother to save own child, the bloody battle Zilla's flat and thin piece, is called the sirius ten in a big way to move people to tears the great love movie.” “又不是只有你才会拍亲情,我也拍过一个母亲为了救自己的孩子,血战瓦吉拉的片子,被称为天狼星十大催人泪下之伟大的爱的影片。” „Snort, the movie I have also patted same, a spaceship of pair of lover crashes in Zilla star, they because of the love, die are not willing to give up, bloody battle Zilla army.” “哼,爱情片我也一样拍过,一对情侣的飞船坠毁在瓦吉拉星,他们因为爱情,死也不肯放弃,血战瓦吉拉大军。” Chen Huan, Dong yellow and Bian Yujing three people hear here, could not have listened thoroughly, three person together sweats: „Mother egg, is the war piece, actually does this have what to be good to show off?” 陈焕、董黄和卞玉京三人听到这里,已经彻底听不下去了,三个人一起大汗:“妈蛋,全是战争片啊,这究竟有什么好炫耀的？”
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