MGILA :: Volume #8

#764: Also can operate like this

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9 : 00 pm, conventional renewal 晚上 9 点,常规更新 ---- ---- This senseless 20 decide, regarding talent male foot corner/horn Chen Huan at all is not the issue, as soon as he listens to understand, this isn't „smoke locks the pond willow tree, the leaf falls the Jincheng autumn, the ups and downs floating dust warning, the cup liquor endures to sell worries”? Each character takes a lateral part of character character radical, can take a seat according to ticket number gold/metal wood water the fire clay five lines definitely, integrates. 这没头没脑的二十决,对于天才男脚角陈焕来说根本不是问题,他一听就明白过来,这不就是“烟锁池塘柳,叶落锦城秋,枯榮浮尘鉴,杯酒堪销愁”么？每个字取一个偏旁部首,就能将金木水火土五行决对号入座,融入其中。 The Chen Huan wise supernatural might, conquered Bian Yujing heart instantaneously, therefore harvests beautiful woman wife one. 陈焕的英明神武,瞬间征服了卞玉京的芳心,于是收获美人老婆一枚。 Then, a group of Senior Sister Junior Sisters all appeared, the younger sisters who the Shushan sword sends adore to talent male pig's feet Chen Huan secretly, to repay him reappears the master gate unique skill, a group of younger sister decides to wait on a husband. 接着,一大群师姐师妹们全都出现了,蜀山剑派的妹子们都对天才男猪脚陈焕暗暗倾心,为了报答他重现师门绝技,一大群妹子决定共侍一夫。 Finally, Chen Huan brings own harem group, composed Shushan immortal sword big. 最后,陈焕就带着自己的后宫团,组成了蜀山仙剑大阵。 At this time, must arrange the evil villain, forgot the language gate to enter the stage, old man of one crowd of real times, the foot stepped on the flying sword, air-splitting however came, to descend to Chen Huan and the others the front, threatened loudly must extinguish Shushan immortal Jianmen. 这个时候,就要安排邪恶的反派,忘语门出场了,一群化真期的老头,脚踩飞剑,破空而来,降落到陈焕等人的面前,大声扬言要灭了蜀山仙剑门。 Therefore, a Chen Huan brow wrinkle, coldly smiles, wields the hand, the younger sisters exhibit big, chatted, strong to rub unravelled, forgets the language gate to make into the pig head. 于是,陈焕眉头一皱,冷冷一笑,将手一挥,妹子们摆开大阵,谈笑间,强撸灰飞烟灭,忘语门被打成了猪头。 Afterward, the male pig's feet brings own wives returning to native place mountain forest, on happy life. 事后,男猪脚带着自己的老婆们归隐山林,过上了幸福的生活。 Entire end! 全剧终！ Here must play the piece postlude: „Also has the old mother, there is one 's beloved. Also since birth dead sentiment, there are to leave hates. Walks into the mountain to love the mountain ever green, travelling most hates the road is not uneven, dyes completely hot blooded goes with a smile, high mountain running water immortal sword soul.” 这里还必须播放一下片尾曲:“也有老母亲,也有心上人。也有生死情,也有离别恨。进山就爱山长青,行路最恨路不平,染尽热血含笑去,高山流水仙剑魂。” Chen Huan writes crazily, carefree dripping, finally finished. Finally gave back to this play to give a very resounding name: «New Shushan Immortal Sword Legend». 陈焕一通狂写,畅快淋漓,终于写完。最后还给这部剧取了一个很响亮的名字:《新・蜀山仙剑传奇》。 Finished to stop work for the day, again with dragon Aoxue the review. 写完收工,再度拿给龙傲雪点评。 dragon Aoxue usually looks is these trash little white writing who 32 fathers-in-law write, puts in order in this book various at sixes and sevens plagiarism bridge sections, either is the waste material breaking an engagement class/flow, or is the talent installs to compel the class/flow, has been sick, now comes to see Chen Huanxie thing again, startled thinks simply the Celestial coldly smiles: „Bright...... bright, you make up the story the ability also to strive to excel, I felt you, if goes to be the screenwriter, cannot do well to want the fire.” 龙傲雪平时看的都是三十二公公写的那些垃圾小白文,整本书里各种乱七八糟的抄袭桥段,要么就是废材退婚流,要不就是天才装逼流,早就看腻了,现在再来看陈焕写的东西,简直惊以为天人地冷冷一笑:“焕……焕,你编故事的能力也好强啊,我觉得你如果去当编剧,搞不好要大火。” Chen Huan said with a smile: „Aiya, the arrogant snow you overpraised, was actually not I makes up the story to arrange well, but was Bujidao gives my inspiration, if were not Bujidao few heroes decoded Shushan immortal Jianmen the secret of not passing on initially instantaneously, I cannot think this creativity, you said right, the novel originated from the life, such splendid story, because had arrange/cloth the brother, I can think, really must find an opportunity to thank arrange/cloth the brother. What a pity arrange/cloth the brother does not know where recently ran up to go, to take a stroll very for a long time, without the arrange/cloth brother's day, thought him.” 陈焕笑道:“哎呀,傲雪你过奖啦,其实不是我编故事编得好,而是布吉岛给我的启发,如果不是当初布吉岛少侠瞬间破解蜀山仙剑门的不传之秘,我也想不到这个创意,你说的得对,小说来源于生活,这样精彩的故事,正是因为有了布兄,我才能想到,真得找个机会感谢一下布兄啊。可惜布兄最近不知道跑到哪里去了,已经很久不出来溜达,没有布兄的日子,想他。” dragon Aoxue great happiness: Bright...... was thought bright, is quite happy. 龙傲雪大喜:被焕……焕想了,好开心。 That night, the dinner time, Chen Huan Dong Huangqing, the whole family sat around the table to sit down, Chen Huan photocopied N shares the script that oneself wrote, each younger sister: „Comes, everyone glances at my script.” 当天晚上,晚饭时间,陈焕又把董黄请了过来,一家人围桌坐下,陈焕把自己写的剧本复印了N份,每个妹子一人一份:“来来来,大家都来过目一下我这个剧本。” The younger sisters read the script in turn, other younger sister was good, looked at no response, Liu Xuanyuan looked, actually had/left cold sweat, she remembered is given the matter that Chen Huan exercised martial arts in the immortal hero world by Bujidao, felt that the brain was a little extravagantly painful. 妹子们轮流看完剧本,别的妹子还好,看了没啥反应,刘轩辕看完,却出了一头冷汗,她又想起了在仙侠世界里被布吉岛送给陈焕练功的事情,感觉脑阔有点痛。 Dong yellow shot the ball in the script: „This script can also use but actually, but, its plot does not calculate that has the new idea very much, or the plot single track, lacks the rich transition change and emotion intertwines, like this plot simple depth insufficient flat and thin piece, must walk the US big piece the path, conquers the eyes of audience with massive lifelike special effect, makes the feast for the eyes, for example the special effect of governing sword flight, the immortal sword big special effect, must achieve to be able completely to trade false, you are not the people in industry, how many can not too clear special effect money? «Justice League» knows? The special effect big piece, invested the entire 300 million US dollars, the final box office cannot receive the investment......” 董黄在剧本上弹了弹:“这个剧本倒也能用,但是,它的剧情不算很有新意,或者说,剧情单线,缺乏丰富的转折变化和情感纠结,像这种剧情简单深度不够的片子,必须走美国大片的路子,用大量逼真的特效来征服观众的眼睛,做成视觉盛宴,比如御剑飞行的特效,仙剑大阵的特效,全部要做到能以假换真,你们不是业界内的人士,不太清楚这样的特效要多少钱吧？《正义联盟》知道吗？特效大片,投资了整整3亿美元,最后的票房连投资都收不回来……” At this point, Dong yellow shakes the head: „I thought that this flat and thin piece cannot pat, will be in arrears.” 说到这里,董黄摇了摇头:“我觉得这片子不能拍,会亏钱的。” „Will be in arrears?” Bian Yujing listens, immediately shakes the head saying: „Master, your humble wife thanked you very much for me, but created the script painstakingly, but cannot let family/home Reamon for your humble wife by the economic loss, matter of being in arrears we undoable.” “会亏钱？”卞玉京一听,马上摇头道:“老爷,贱妾很感谢你为了我而煞费苦心地创作剧本,但不能为了贱妾让家里蒙受经济损失,亏钱的事咱们不能做。” „, Where has is so easy to be in arrears.” Chen Huan said with a smile: „We can open the transmission door, goes to the immortal hero world to shoot a movie directly, the actor makes use of local materials directly, asking the old men who Shushan the girls in immortal Jianmen as well as forget the language gate to develop, does not need to give the salary, how fortunately money? This wants to come, this flat and thin piece only cost, invites the commission that the director and dramatic team use, rents the expense of camera, should have more than enough many.” “切,哪有这么容易亏钱。”陈焕笑道:“咱们可以开传送门,直接去仙侠世界拍片,演员直接就地取材,叫蜀山仙剑门的姑娘们以及忘语门的老头们来演,连片酬都不用给,怎么亏得了钱？哇,这样想来,这部片子唯一的成本,就是请导演和剧组用的佣金,租用摄像机的费用,应该用不了多少吧。” Numerous younger sister sweats: „This operation?” 众妹子大汗:“还有这种操作？” Chen Huan laughs: „Has this operation.” 陈焕大笑:“就是有这种操作。” land Qingyu said in a low voice: „Shining, director and dramatic team, convenient belt/bring to the immortal hero world? You can pass through space and time matter, the known person the fewer the better, if arrives noisily it is well known, thunder also meets the brain extravagant pain.” 陆轻雨低声道:“焕焕,导演和剧组,方便带到仙侠世界去吗？你能穿越时空这种事情,知道的人还是越少越好吧,如果闹到人尽皆知,雷老也会脑阔痛的。” „...... This...... actually an issue.” During Chen Huan is lost in thought. “呃……这……倒是一个问题。”陈焕陷入了沉思之中。 At this time, the breeze raised hand to say suddenly: „Shining, your flat and thin piece, the plan patted after probably, attained the sirius to come up showing?” 就在这时候,小风突然举手道:“焕焕,你这部片子,好像是打算拍完了之后拿到天狼星上去放映的吧？” „Yes.” Chen Huandao: „Actually I also had self-knowledge, this type at sixes and sevens script, definitely could not mix in Earth of cultural large explosion, but put the sirius to could the bludger.” “是啊。”陈焕道:“其实我也有自知之明,这种乱七八糟的剧本,在文化大爆炸的地球肯定混不开,但是放到天狼星上去说不定能混混。” The breeze said with a smile: „Since shows on the sirius, that is very easy to do, does not need to invite the director and dramatic team of Earth, the director of our please sirius pat directly, wasn't good? Led the sirius director to go to the immortal hero world even in any case, he does not know that there was not genuine Earth, but also thinks that was Earth, after patting, made him lead the flat and thin piece great power sirius to go, will not divulge you to pass through the space and time the matter, will not affect you in the life of Earth.” 小风笑道:“既然是在天狼星上放映的,那就很好办啦,不用请地球的导演和剧组,咱们直接请个天狼星的导演来拍,不就好了？反正就算带着天狼星的导演去了仙侠世界,他也不知道那里并不是真正的地球,还会以为那就是地球呢,拍完之后让他带着片子回天狼星去,不会泄露你能穿越时空的事情,也不会影响到你在地球的生活。” „Well? Also can operate like this?” Chen Huan great happiness. “咦？还能这样操作？”陈焕大喜。 The breeze said with a smile: „Happen, I spent the rent money the merchant ship to embark immediately Earth, my parents helped handle the inventory in that side, I made their please director take a passage again come together, the sirius directors were very good to coax, so long as told them to arrive at Earth to travel, forwarded as an enclosure a tree, the vegetables fruit eats casually, guaranteed came.” 小风笑道:“正好,我花钱租的商船马上就要出发来地球了,我父母在那边帮忙打理进货,我让他们再请个导演搭船一起过来,天狼星的导演们很好哄的,只要告诉他们能到地球旅游,附送一颗树,蔬菜水果随便吃,保证屁颠屁颠的就来了。” People together sweat: „Breeze, after you come Earth, other has not learned, the time of flickering person grows perceptibly!” 众人一起大汗:“小风啊,你来地球之后别的没学会,忽悠人的功夫见长啊！” „Yes, not like naive good sirius person.” “就是啊,一点也不像天真善良的天狼星人了。” „This is must the following shining turn into the rhythm of bastard together.” “这是要跟着焕焕一起变成坏蛋的节奏啊。” The breeze hee hee said with a smile: „Is faithful to husband no matter what his lot is, said again, the sirius person is completely not entirely white sweet, astute competent with deceitful sly generation, on sirius also many, human, which star regardless on, is the same urogenouses.” 小风嘻嘻笑道:“嫁鸡随鸡,嫁狗随狗嘛,再说了,天狼星人也不全部都是傻白甜啊,精明能干和奸诈狡猾之辈,在天狼星上也不少的,人类嘛,不论在哪个星球上,都是一样的尿性。”
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