At noon, the father-in-lawstandsin the balcony, looks up the day, in the sky the cowflewunexpectedly. The father-in-lawis greatly wonderful, why will the cowfly? Is the father-in-lawblewto fly.
中午,公公站在阳台上,抬头看天,天空中居然有一头牛飞过去了。公公大奇,为啥牛会飞？哦,原来是公公吹飞的。in additionone!
加一更！-----
-----dragonAoxue does coldlyawkwardlysmiles, writes the story? Shehas really not excelled! Becausesheis not good atlying . Moreover the unfeelingaccident, wantsherto writestorythatis notdifficultsuch asto ascend to heaven. Althoughshebroke through the talent of serioustalking nonsenseon the siriusin the past few days, butthistalentshedoes not like, thereforehas not plannedoftento taketo use.
龙傲雪尴尬地冷冷一笑,写故事？她还真不擅长！因为她并不擅长撒谎,而且不通人情事故,要她写故事那不是难如登天。虽然前些天她在天狼星上突破了一本正经的胡说八道的天赋,但这个天赋她不太喜欢,所以也没打算经常拿出来用。However, shedoes not wantto rejectChenHuanrequest!
但是,她不想拒绝陈焕的要求！ChenHuan had almost not proposedtoheranyrequest, has not wantedherto helphimdo anything, opens the mouthto askherto helpwith great difficulty, shesimplydoes not have the thought of least bitrejection.
陈焕几乎从来没有对她提出过任何要求,没有要她帮他做过任何事,好不容易开口找她帮个忙,她根本没有半点拒绝的念头。dragonAoxuecoldlysmiles: „Good, Ialsohelpyouform in one's mind the immortalherostory.”
龙傲雪冷冷一笑:“好吧,我也来帮你构思一下仙侠故事。”
After saying, dragonAoxue„bumping”fought with the fistsin the ring, hitting32fathers-in-lawwas black and blue.
说完之后,龙傲雪“碰”地一拳打进了戒指里,打得三十二公公鼻青脸肿。32fathers-in-lawdo not wait forherto tell,hurriesto cover the face saying: „Lackeyunderstood, the lackeywrites the storyimmediately.”
三十二公公不等她吩咐,赶紧捂着脸道:“奴才明白了,奴才马上来写故事。”
After onehour,......
一个小时之后……ChenHuanstillwritesto delimitpainfullywhen the notebook, is studying the plot, the program, the itemname, the treasurename.
陈焕还在笔记本上痛苦地写写划划,研究着剧情,大纲,道具名称,宝物名称时。dragonAoxuesitstohimbysuddenly, thickonepack of paperswill put, on the paperwrote all over the character.
龙傲雪突然坐到他旁边,将厚厚的一叠纸放了下来,纸上写满了字。„Well?”ChenHuanqisaid: „proudXue, is this?”
“咦？”陈焕奇道:“傲雪,这是？”„Is the immortalherostory that Ihelpyouthink, the ideas of herealtogether32immortalherostories, youselectyouto likecasually.”
“是我帮你想的仙侠故事,嘛,这里一共有三十二个仙侠故事的构思,你随便挑一个你喜欢的。”„Wrote32quickly?”ChenHuansweat: „This...... was thistooalso good? Worthilyis the school'sfirstlanguageresult.”
“这么快就写出了三十二个之多？”陈焕大汗:“这……这也太牛了吧？不愧是全校第一的语文成绩。”dragonAoxuecoldlysmiles: „Notis fierce, thisnegligibletechnique, is not worth mentioning.”
龙傲雪冷冷一笑:“也不怎么厉害,这点微末技艺,不值一提。”32fathers-in-lawcryin the ringtearfully: „Howto be worth mentioning? Thiswas the skill that the lackeymostwas proud.”
三十二公公在戒指里汪汪大哭:“怎么就不值一提了？这是奴才最引以为傲的本事了。”ChenHuantakes up the firststoryto lookconveniently,immediatelysucked incold air: „The name of thisstoryis called«SwordBrokenVault of heaven», spoke a say/waydisciple( malepig's feet), becauseaccidental/surprised, the whole bodyskillwas completely waste, was handed overto refer toby the same sideSenior Brotherfor the wastematerial, but alsobroke an engagement, having a youngJunior Sister( femalepig's feet) has been never-endingtohim. But the goodrabbit( malepig's feet) not to give up, hemade a ringgrandfatherto helphimenhance the skill, rose to challenges, became the swordsmanshipgrandmasterfinally.”
陈焕随手拿起第一个故事一看,顿时倒抽了一口凉气:“这个故事的名字叫做《剑破苍穹》,讲一个道门弟子(男猪脚)因为意外,全身功力尽废,被同门师兄递指为废材,还被人退了婚,只有一个小师妹(女猪脚)一直对他不离不弃。但好兔子(男猪脚)绝不放弃,他弄了一个戒指里的老爷爷帮他提高功力,披荆斩棘,终成剑道宗师。”ChenHuansweatsaid: „proudXue, your story, althoughis good, but where Ihave lookedprobably, thisfeared that didn't profit from the plot of someunit of hypertext fiction? Suchmodellooked by the audience, is to be scoffed.”
陈焕大汗道:“傲雪,你这个故事虽然好,但我好像在哪里看过,这怕不是借鉴了某部网络小说的剧情吧？这样的借鉴被观众看出来,是要被耻笑的呀。”„What?”dragonAoxueis angry, the earth faultfought with the fistsin the ring: „Does damnfather-in-law, youdareto copyothers'novelunexpectedly? The plagiarismdogwas inferior,youharmedmeto be misunderstoodmeby the shiningareperson of the plagiarism.”
“什么？”龙傲雪大怒,碰地一拳打进了戒指里:“该死的公公,你居然敢抄别人的小说？抄袭者狗都不如,你害我被焕焕误会了我是个抄袭之人。”
The father-in-lawwas hitblack and blue, suodoes not have/leave the words.
公公被打得鼻青脸肿,嗦不出话。ChenHuantakes the secondstoryto lookagain,«MortalRefining upSwordBiography», thishemeow, iswork of the plagiarism.
陈焕再拿第二个故事一看,《凡人炼剑传》,这他喵的,又是一部抄袭之作。Bumps, 32fathers-in-lawsuffereddragonAoxue a fist. ChenHuanis sweating profusely, takes up the thirdstoryto lookagain, «SwordLuoMainland», thishemeow, iswork of the plagiarism.
碰,三十二公公又挨了龙傲雪一拳。陈焕满头大汗,再拿起第三个故事一看,《剑罗大陆》,这他喵的,还是一部抄袭之作。Bumps, 32fathers-in-lawsuffer a fistagain.
碰,三十二公公再挨一拳。Before long, 32fathers-in-lawsuffered32fistssolid, hitsinadequatehuman form the completely. Is goodbecause of the father-in-law the strangelifeformfromdifferent, even ifmade into a pile of Slime'ssamewater, canslowlyreturn to the original condition.
不一会儿,三十二公公结结实实挨了三十二拳,打得完全不成人形。好在公公是来自异界的奇异生物,哪怕被打成一堆史莱姆一样的水,也能慢慢恢复原状。ChenHuansighed: „proudXue, we, even ifcannot think the story, cannotcopyothers, suchtoowoundmoral behavior, wemustarrive at the original.”
陈焕叹了口气道:“傲雪,咱们就算自己想不出来好故事,也不能去抄别人的啊,那样太伤人品了,咱们一定要到原创。”dragonAoxuecoldlypitifullysmiles: „Iwas wrong!”Shehelped32fathers-in-lawcarry the cauldron of plagiarismbewilderedly, thisaccounthasthenagainslowlyand32fathers-in-lawconsiders as finished.
龙傲雪可怜巴巴地冷冷一笑:“我错了！”她莫名其妙就帮三十二公公背了个抄袭的大锅,这笔账只好回头再慢慢和三十二公公算了。ChenHuandao: „proudXue, it seems likeourbothhas not written the story the talent, what to do can this?”
陈焕道:“傲雪,看来咱们两个都没有写故事的天赋呀,这可怎么办？”dragonAoxuecoldlyawkwardlysmiles: „It is said the noveloriginatesfrom the life, Ilistened toyouto sayyouhave gone to the immortalheromainlandprobably, youtookto arrange the storyto look the initialexperience.”
龙傲雪尴尬地冷冷一笑:“据说小说来源于生活,我听你说过你好像去过仙侠大陆,你把当初的经历拿出来编编故事看呀。”„Well?” A languagereminded the dreamboat, the ChenHuansuddengreat happiness: „Right, Ihave gone to the immortalheroworldobviously, Iexperiencedinitially, ifbringsto reorganize, perhaps can also write a novel.”
“咦？”一语点醒了梦中人,陈焕突然大喜:“对呀,我明明去过仙侠世界,我当初的经历如果拿来改编一下,说不定也能写成一部小说。”In a flash, does not know the inspiration of wherecomingbursts outin the mind.
一瞬间,不知道从哪里来的灵感在脑海中迸发出来。ChenHuanoneopens the notebook, wrote above fast: „A youngsternamedBujidao, the getting lostastraysShushan, girl studentsbyShushanimmortalJianmenwas rescued, headmiresthatgirl student, acknowledged as teacherto joinShushanimmortalJianmen, after crossing the threshold, knows,mastergatehas declined, because the treasure of town/subduesfaction‚Shushan20definitely’and‚the universefivelines of heartlaws’ between matchingmethodwas lost, martial artsregressedsharply, encountersfoe‚to forgetlanguagegate’oppression, has extinguished the factionto near. TalentyoungsterBujidaodisplayedhisability, decoded the mastergateto be lostseveral hundredyears of secret, reappearedGuccipoem‚smoketo lock the pondwillow tree,’, ledSenior SisterJunior Sisters in ShushanimmortalJianmento exhibitswordfinally, defeated the perishinglanguagegate, defended the peace of the world, saved the common people.”
陈焕刷地一下翻开笔记本,飞快地在上面写了起来:“一位叫做布吉岛的少年,迷路误入蜀山,被一名蜀山仙剑门的女弟子所救,他爱慕那女弟子,就拜师加入了蜀山仙剑门,入门之后才知道,师门已经没落,因为镇派之宝的‘蜀山二十决’与‘乾坤五行心法’之间的搭配方法失传,武功大幅退步,遭遇仇敌‘忘语门’压迫,已经灭派在即。天才少年布吉岛发挥出了他的才能,破解了师门失传几百年的秘密,重现上古奇诗‘烟锁池塘柳,’,最终率领蜀山仙剑门的师姐师妹们摆出剑阵,击败亡语门,保卫了天下的和平,拯救了苍生。”
After finishing, ChenHuanlaughed: „What kind of? proud does Xue, howyoufeelthisstorybigframe?”
写完之后,陈焕哈哈一笑:“怎么样？傲雪,你觉得这个故事大框架如何？”dragonAoxuecoldlyawkwardlysmiles: „How is the actorcalledBujidao? Isn't thisnameverystrange?”
龙傲雪尴尬地冷冷一笑:“怎么男主角叫做布吉岛？这个名字不是很奇怪吗？”ChenHuansaid with a smile: „Becausewasarrange/clothbrother'smatterinspiredmyidea, thereforeleadwroteBujidaotemporarily, thismusttrade is also very easy, canchangesomenamesmomentarily, good, changed intoChenHuan, thiswas not the key point. The key pointis, thisstoryhow?”
陈焕笑道:“因为是布兄的事启发了我的构思嘛,所以主角名就暂时写了个布吉岛,这个要换也很容易的,随时可以换个别的名字,好,就换成陈焕吧,这个不是重点。重点是,这个故事如何？”dragonAoxuepondered overcarefully: „Thisstoryis actually good, the bigframeis very good, was the increaseconcretedetail, mustmake into a goodstory is not but actually difficult.”
龙傲雪仔细地琢磨了一下:“这故事倒是不错,大框架很好,接下来就是添加具体的细节了,要弄成一个好故事倒也不难。”ChenHuansaid with a smile: „Thenlooked atmydepartment of literatureoutstanding student, ChenHuanskill.”
陈焕笑道:“接下来就看我文学系高材生,陈焕的功力了。”Hewas immersed on the paper, startedto go all outwrote the script, had the bigframe, the detailwas very easyto arrange, in malepig's feetChenHuanwalkedto walk into the mountain, fell into the ravine, broke, at this timemustarrangeBianYujingto enter the stage, shereturned to the schoolinjuredChenHuanjian, took good care, ChenHuantoherlove at first sight, after the woundwas good, ChenHuaninquiresBianYujingmatter. ThereforeBianYujingsaid,oneselfis a disciple in ShushanimmortalJianmen, recently the schoolhad soon perished, perishinglanguagegatereallycultivatesfor the old men, mustcometo kick the hall, makingChenHuanhurryto depart.
他埋首到了纸上,开始拼命的写起剧本来,有了大框架,细节很容易编,男猪脚陈焕走进山里,掉入山沟,摔伤,这时候就要安排卞玉京出场了,她把受伤的陈焕捡回门派,悉心照料,陈焕对她一见倾心,伤好之后,陈焕打听卞玉京的事情。于是卞玉京就说,自己是蜀山仙剑门的一名弟子,最近门派已经快要灭亡,亡语门的化真修为老头们,不日就要上门来踢馆了,让陈焕赶紧离去。ChenHuanis not naturally willingto walk, expressed willingnessto joinShushanimmortalJianmen, helpingBianYujingresist the powerful enemy.
陈焕自然不肯走,表示愿意加入蜀山仙剑门,帮助卞玉京抵御强敌。BianYujingearnestly advised, ChenHuanis not willingto walk, but, hasto makehimcross the threshold.
卞玉京苦劝,陈焕就是不肯走,无奈之下,只好让他入了门。
After ChenHuancrosses the threshold, knows, the marvelous ability of ShushanimmortalJianmenhas been lost, cannot definitely be victoriousto forget the languagegate, ChenHuanasks the marvelous abilityoutcomewhat's the matter, BianYujingintroducedShushan20decide, „covering”and„lock”and„thorn”and„lying down”and„turning”and„night”and„falling”and„tight”and„brace”and„clutching”and„crying”and„dissolving”and„floating”and„sinking”and„seeing”and„back”and„long time”and„looks at”and„truncation”and„pulling out”.
陈焕入门之后才知道,蜀山仙剑门的神功早已失传,肯定打不过忘语门,陈焕问起神功究竟是怎么回事,卞玉京就介绍了蜀山二十决,“掩”、“锁”、“刺”、“躺”、“扭”、“夜”、“落”、“紧”、“撑”、“揪”、“哭”、“溶”、“浮”、“沉”、“见”、“背”、“久”、“看”、“削”、“抽”。
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