The father-in-lawtodaytorest the eye, standsin the balconylookeddownward, the tall building in distant placeis really pretty, suddenly, the father-in-lawfeltonthatbuildingprobablyto be manyanything, fixed the eyes onagainlooked,originallyin the roofincreased a dovecote.
公公今天为了休息眼睛,就站在阳台上向下看,远处的高楼真漂亮,突然,公公觉得那楼上面好像多了点什么,再定睛一看,原来楼顶上增加了一个鸽子笼。These wordspresented a additionalcharacter, the divine intervention, hasto addone.
这句话出现了一个加字,天意,只好加一更了。-----
-----ChenHuan and breezewent toonehour of class, finallygets out of bed.
陈焕和小风又上了一个多小时的班,才终于起了床。
The newlyweds, are inseparable, includinghaving a bedgets upveryromantically, two peoplepatto rubmutually, chattyfor a long time, drilledfromin the bridal chamber/new housefinally, the breezefirstreturned to the authority to report, ChenHuanreturned to„EarthinangelstarEmbassy”.
新婚夫妇,如胶似漆,连起个床都起得十分香艳,两人互相摸摸蹭蹭,腻歪了许久,才终于从新房里钻了出来,小风先回政府部门报道去了,陈焕则回到“地球驻天使星大使馆”。
The representatives who onecrowd of Earthcome, are staring blanklyin the embassy.
一群地球来的代表们,正在大使馆里发楞。Saw that ChenHuanappears, Americanrepresentativeflewalsoto runimmediately: „Did MissChen, crossyesterdaynewly-marriedalsojoyfully?”
见到陈焕出现,美国代表立即飞也似地跑了上来:“密斯特陈,昨天新婚过得还快乐吗?”ChenHuansaid with a smile: „Thanks toeveryone!”
陈焕笑道:“托大家的福!”Americanrepresentativelagged behind the faceimmediately, pitifulsaid/tunnel: „You come here to have the matterto doactually, the lovely wifeserves, wemayonmiserableLuo, one matterbe manyyesterdayall day, actuallynofeeling, gets out of bed after todayarrives at the embassy, actuallyfeels the thiefto be void, the thiefis bored, does not know that sitscandohere, can ourfollowingsecond halflifetime, can it be thatmixto eatdailyto wait for deathhere?”
美国代表立即拉下了脸,可怜巴巴地道:“你来到这里倒是有事可做,还有娇妻伺候,咱们可就惨罗,昨天一整天事情多,倒是没什么感觉,今天起床来到大使馆之后,却感觉贼空虚,贼无聊,都不知道坐在这里能干嘛,咱们接下来的后半辈子,莫不是天天要在这里混吃等死过了吗?”„Considers thoroughly, wecango backquickly.”ChenHuansaid with a smile.
“多虑啦,咱们很快就能回去的。”陈焕笑道。„Were youtoooptimistic?”Americanrepresentativepitifulsaid/tunnel: „Weare the hostages, hostagewherehastruth that wantsto go back to go back.”
“你是不是太乐观了点?”美国代表可怜巴巴地道:“咱们是人质啊,人质哪有想回去就能回去的道理。”„Don't youbelieve?”ChenHuanlets go: „Ilooked for the breeze saying that cannot do wellus to step the battleship of return triptomorrow.”
“你不信?”陈焕摊手:“我去找小风说说,搞不好咱们明天就能踏上返程的战舰。”Americanrepresentativegreat happiness: „Really?”
美国代表大喜:“真的?”„Naturallyreal.”ChenHuandao: „But, wespanseverallight years the space and timesto come here to be a guest, cannot the front legjustarrive at the back legto walk, held the weddingto marryothersgirlsto flash the personimmediately, didn't respectothersvery much? Weshouldstayat leastherelastseveraldays, eachdepartment that visits the sirius, gaveothers the siriuspersonto make the faceto go backfullyagain.”
“当然是真的。”陈焕道:“但是,咱们跨越数个光年的时空来到这里做客,也不能前脚刚到后脚就走,举行完婚礼娶了人家的姑娘马上闪人,也很不尊重人家吧?咱们起码应该在这里住上几天,访问一下天狼星的各个部门,给人家天狼星人做足了面子再回去。”Americanrepresentativelistened to his suchsaying, but alsothoughtcannot go back, ChenHuanis comfortinghim, the expression was also immediately dim.
美国代表听他这么一说,还以为根本回不去,陈焕只是在安慰他,表情立即又黯淡了下去。„In brief, the words that wantsto go backearlier, walksearlier the diplomaticflow.”ChenHuansaid with a smile: Commercial sector, production department, scientific research department that „first, should notvisit the siriusand other? Thisis the minimumexchange, withoutcompletingthesematters, howyoumademefeel all rightto the breezesaid that went home?”
“总之,想要早点回去的话,就早点把外交流程走完吧。”陈焕笑道:“首先,不是应该去访问一下天狼星的商业部门、生产部门、科研部门等各部吗?这是最起码的交流吧,没有做完这些事,你让我怎么好意思给小风说回家?”Americanrepresentativeis hanging the disheartenedsaid/tunnel: „Okay, we are also instead all rightto do here, thatcompositiondelegation, visitseverywhere.”
美国代表垂着丧气地道:“好好,我们反正在这里也没事做,那就组成访问团,到处去访问吧。”ChenHuanjoinstothemingrinningly, a group ofrepresentativespunks up, starts the most basicdiplomaticflow, caught the siriusofficial saying: „Wewantto go to the capital of your countryto transfer the revolutions, feels the commercial circleatmosphere of your country, whatvisits the factoryandscientific research departmentagainwhile convenient, Ok?”
陈焕笑嘻嘻地加入到他们中去,一大群代表都强打起精神来,开始走最基本的外交流程,逮了个天狼星的官员道:“我们想去贵国的首都里转转,感受一下贵国的商圈气氛,再顺便访问一下工厂、科研部门什么的,可以吗?”„Naturallydoes not have the issue, Iimmediatelyto the electricityBiXinggoodwill ambassador, makingherleadeveryoneto tour the visit.” The officialshurryto give the breezeto telephone, that side the breezealsojustreported the say/waythat side the government, immediatelyledonegroup of officialsto come, the officials of twostarswalkedintogether, formed a hugedelegation.
“当然没问题,我马上至电鄙星的亲善大使,让她来率领大家去游览访问。”官员赶紧给小风打了电话,小风那边也刚好在政府那边报完了道,立即率领了一群官员过来,两星的官员们走在一块儿,形成了一个庞大的访问团。ChenHuan and breezetwo peoplewalkgrinninglyintogether, side-by-side, but also is holding handssimply, in any casetheirunionsalsofor the starpeace, are the official business, is going to work, frank and uprightintimate, does not have the pear.
陈焕和小风两人笑嘻嘻地走在一块儿,肩并肩,还干脆牵着手,反正他们两个人的结合也是为了星球和平,是公事,是在上班,正大光明亲热,毫无鸭梨。Everyonesteps onto the block, optionaltour, althoughyesterdaytheyalsogo to work, butseesis not the normalbusinessstreet, untiltoday, cansee the normal life of siriusperson, sees only the siriusperson on streetmostlyto go on a trip in a hurry, theylikeEarthonidlerso many, everyone do not haveoneselfwork to do, fewinperson of leave, will strollon the street.
大伙儿走上街区,随意游览,昨天虽然他们也上了班,但看到的不是正常的商街,直到今天,才能看到天狼星人的正常生活,只见街上的天狼星人大多行色匆匆,他们不像地球上的闲人那么多,每一个人都有自己的工作要做,只有极少数在休假的人,才会在街上闲逛。Onstreetbusinessis auxiliary, howeversellsissomeelectronic products, clothesandshoes and socksonekind, sells the diet the shopto be few, becauseherealsohas no deliciousthing, a small number ofseveralrestaurantentrances, are hanging the almostsamesignboard: „Head storenewly-arrivedgood food, Zillameat, steams the red-roastwaterto boil...... a Zillathreeto eat.”
街上的商辅众多,但是卖的都是些电子产品、衣服、鞋袜一类的,卖饮食的店很少,因为这里也没什么好吃的东西,少数的几间餐厅门口,都挂着几乎同样的招牌:“本店新到美食,瓦吉拉肉,清蒸红烧水煮……一瓦吉拉三吃。”Thissignboardwithearthman„a rabbitthreeeats”nodifference!
这招牌就和地球人的“一兔三吃”没啥区别!ChenHuanqisaid: „Well? You must eatZilla?”
陈焕奇道:“咦?你们还要吃瓦吉拉的吗?”Breezewith a smileintroduced: „Zilla, althoughis savage, but after turns around, caneat, the chickentaste, jumpscrisply. Ourherechickensareveryrare, grove of weekKou Lake, althoughalsohas the pheasant, butthatis the animal of national treasurelevel, whodaresto eat? Thereforeeats a Zillaactuallyverygoodalternative, after eachZillainvadestime, regionalrestaurantswill purchaseZillameatfrommilitary headquarterstherelow price, does the feastto trade, the low-costquantity the foot, the military headquartersare also gladto processlike thisZilla'sbody, but can also make up for the budget that part of warsconsume.”
小风笑着介绍道:“瓦吉拉虽然凶残,但去掉头之后就可以吃了,鸡肉味,嘎蹦脆。咱们这里鸡肉是很罕见的呢,周口湖的小树林里虽然也有野鸡,但是那可是国宝级的动物,谁敢去吃?所以吃瓦吉拉倒是个很好的替代方法,每一次瓦吉拉入侵之后,各地的餐厅都会从军部那里低价收购瓦吉拉肉,来做大餐贩卖,价格便宜量又足哦,军部也乐于将瓦吉拉的尸体这样处理掉,还能弥补一部份战争消耗掉的预算。”ChenHuansweat: „So that's how it is.”Heturns the headto the Earthrepresentatives, said with a smile: „Walks, welook for a shopto tastemeat the flavor.”
陈焕大汗:“原来如此。”他转头向地球各国代表们,笑道:“走,咱们找个店尝尝瓦吉肉的味道。”
The representativesshake the headtogether: „Hey, thatis the insect, wedo not wantto eat the insect.”
各国代表一起摇头:“喂喂,那可是虫子啊,咱们才不想吃虫子。”HoweverChineserepresentativewithout the pear, hecoldlysays with a smile: „Iam a Cantonese! The worlddoes not have the thing that the Cantonesedoes not dareto eat. No matter the insector the monster, caneattoyoulook.”Then, with long hurried stridesenteredin the restaurant.
然而中国代表毫无鸭梨,他冷冷一笑道:“我是广东人!天下没有广东人不敢吃的东西。不管是虫子还是怪物,都能吃给你看。”说完,大步流星地走进了餐厅中。
The breezesaidtootherrepresentativeswith a smile: „Everyonealsotastes, reallyeatsgood.”
小风笑着对其他的代表道:“大家也尝尝吧,真的满好吃的。”Facing the extraterrestrialambassador'sinvitation, the Earthrepresentativeswill steel one's heart, ok, eatseats, cannotdisplay the appearance that does not dareto eat, lost the face of Earth, therefore, a large crowd, roaredlivelysneaked in the shop.
面对外星大使的邀请,地球各国代表将心一横,算了,吃就吃吧,总不能表现出一幅不敢吃的模样,丢了地球的脸,于是,一大群人,热闹哄哄地钻进了店里。Whatno oneknows, inthisrestaurant, is having an unexpected visitor.
谁也不知道的是,这家餐厅里,正有一位不速之客。dragonAoxue!
龙傲雪!Yesterday'swar, shestoodon the hotsummit, obtainstwobulkZillameat that ChenHuanhit, but, after the fightended, whenshetookZillameatis roastingeating, actuallyremembered a veryimportantmatter, thatwas„cook”issue.
昨天的大战,她站在火山顶上,得到了陈焕打过来的两大块瓦吉拉肉,但是,战斗结束之后,当她把瓦吉拉肉拿出来烤着吃的时候,却想起了一件很重要的事情,那就是“厨艺”问题。Hercooktoosimple and crude, onlymetonemove, roasts! Besidesroastinganythingcannot. Thisis not the quality that a qualifiedgirlfriendshouldhave, mustlearnedmoreingredientsbe good.
她的厨艺太简单粗暴了,就只会一招,烤!除了烤之外啥也不会。这可不是一个合格的女朋友应该具备的素质,必须学会更多的料理才行。dragonAoxueoncetobeChenHuanmade the ingredients, went to 3232 A. D. the studyto prepare food, after arriving at the star of thisrare and beautiful flowers, looks at the bulkZillameat, shethinkssuddenly, sincecame tohere, naturallyshouldstudystudyherecharacteristicsingredients, latercandoto the shiningeats, thiswasone„goodgirlfriend”responsibility.
龙傲雪曾经为了做陈焕做料理,去过公元3232年学做菜,来到了这个奇葩的星球之后,看着大块的瓦吉拉肉,她突然想到,既然来了这里,当然应该学一学这里的特色料理,以后才能做给焕焕吃,这是一个“好女朋友”的职责。Therefore, dragonAoxuedescends the mountainswaggering, used a secret techniqueconveniently, turned into the redowneyepupil, seeming like the siriusperson is the same, looked for a restaurant, comes to be truant„siriusingredients”.
于是,龙傲雪就大摇大摆下了山,随手用了一个秘术,将自己的眼眸变成了红色,看起来像个天狼星人一样,找了个餐厅,进来偷学“天狼星料理”。
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