MGILA :: Volume #8

#744: Wooden chair is good

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9 : 00 am, conventional renewal 早上 9 点,常规更新 ---- ---- Chen Huan looks that wooden chair stares blankly, this wooden chair really works inferior, does at sixes and sevens, the reason is its needed materials, it not like the chair that the earthman makes, will cut exactly the same length and breadth and size the plank processes again makes the chair, but is at sixes and sevens uneven starts to sew, how the wood/blockhead also polishes, everywhere rough. 陈焕看着木椅子发楞,这木椅子真可谓做工低劣,做得乱七八糟,原因是它的用料,它不像地球人做的椅子那样,会把木板切割成一模一样的长宽和大小再来加工做椅子,而是乱七八糟长长短短的就开始钉,木头也怎么打磨,到处棱棱角角。 Naturally, these are not the key points, the key point is he meow the paint even does not have on! 当然,这些都不是重点,重点是他喵的连油漆都没上！ Chen Huan has a trough to spit, but cannot spit. 陈焕有一句槽想吐,但是吐不出来。 That government official sees the appearance that he compels ignorant, but also thought him charming by this upscale incomparable chair, complacent said/tunnel: „Vulgar Singapore government very sincere, put out the ultra-high specification to come to you to give a present.” 那政府官员见他懵逼的样子,还以为他被这个高档无比的椅子给迷住了,得意洋洋地道:“鄙星政府可是很有诚意的吧,拿出了超高的规格来给您送礼。” Chen Huan stemming from the etiquette, is not good to speak. However the breeze actually really could not bear, she selected suddenly two on the back of the hand, the back of the hand started to shine, then „brushing” one projected in the midair a holographic portrait, what in the picture demonstrated was that family/home on Chen Huan Earth. 陈焕出于礼仪,不好说话。但是小风却实在忍不住了,她突然在手背上点了两下,手背开始发亮,然后“刷”地一下在半空中投影出一张全息照片,照片上显示的是陈焕地球上的那个家。 Originally the breeze had shot the picture in the family/home of Earth Chen Huan, saved in the chip in oneself back of the hand. She hands in front of the government officials to say the picture of that total information projection: „You have a look at my family shining family's situation.” 原来小风早已经将陈焕在地球的家拍了照片,存储在了自己手背里的芯片里。她把那张全息投影的照片递到政府官员面前道:“你看看我家焕焕家里的情况。” The official decides clearly looked, immediately is startled: „Wooden...... whole piece wooden table? God, matched eight wooden chair? Warder day, wooden big closet, the television table of wooden, wooden tea table, tea tray, wooden bedroom gate, wooden bed? God, how much lumber can this use?” 那官员定晴一看,顿时大吃一惊:“木……整张的木桌子？天啊,配了八把木椅子？沃德天,木质的大衣柜,木质的电视桌,木质茶几,茶盘,木质卧室门,木床？天啊啊啊啊,这得用了多少木料？” The official mouth nearly spurts the blood, difficult incomparable said/tunnel: „Originally, Mr. Chen Huan is big rich and powerful people...... my God...... this...... this home decoration, feared that is not a star row of first 100 wealthy man.” 官员嘴里险些喷血,艰难无比地道:“原来,陈焕先生是一位大富豪……我的天……这……这种家居装饰,怕不是星球排前一百名的富翁。” The breeze knows the lumber in the value of Earth, to help the man supporting sufficient face, she did not say intentionally. 小风知道木材在地球的价值,但是为了帮男人撑腰充脸子,她故意不说。 As for Chen Huan, has to compel not to install the non- real man, at this time naturally must hit to swell the face sufficient fatty, hmph hmph two said: „, First 100 cannot enter, but was also similar.” 至于陈焕,有逼不装非好汉,这时候当然要打肿脸充一下胖子,哼哼了两声道:“嘛,前一百是进不了的,不过也差不多了嘛。” Officials „pū pass” one to knock down: „So that's how it is, I understood, a wooden chair child does not enter your discernment, I will go back above the notice, making the government prepare richly likes propriety sends.” 官员“噗通”一声扑倒在地:“原来如此,我明白了,一张木椅子根本不入您的法眼,我会回去通知上面,让政府准备更丰富的好礼送来。” „Don't this.” Chen Huan holds on the arm of official, serious, serious incomparable, sincere said/tunnel: „Expensive star marries me the breeze, is gives me on the sirius the most precious treasure, I did not need you to give any big present again. Exempted, a province lumber, used in other, more important occasion.” “别这样。”陈焕拉住官员的胳膊,一本正经,严肃无比,语重心长地道:“贵星把小风嫁给我,已经是送给我了天狼星上最珍贵的宝物,我才不需要你们再送什么大礼了。免了吧,省点木料,用在别的,更重要的场合。” Nearby breeze face one red, the happiness results in does not want. 旁边的小风脸一红,幸福得不要不要的。 Officials also „yeah”: „Mr. Chen is really generous magnanimous, our models.” 官员也不禁“哎”了一声:“陈先生真是慷慨大度,吾辈之楷模。” Chen Huan said with a smile: „If you must express a point anything view, picking some are not valuable, the gleaming small stone delivered me to be good, when I picked a yuhua stone in the riverside, with going home to make commemorating.” 陈焕笑道:“如果你们一定要表达一点什么心意的话,捡些不值钱的,亮闪闪的小石头送我就行了,我就当在河边捡了颗雨花石,拿回家去做纪念。” „That simplicity.” Official great happiness: „Our sirius has two smallsat, in one everywhere is the elemental crystal of carbon elemental composition, is the gleaming small stone that you said that since you like that will change to deliver railway trucks to you tomorrow.” “那个简单。”官员大喜道:“咱天狼星有两颗小卫星,其中一颗上遍地都是碳元素组成的单质晶体,就是您说的亮闪闪的小石头,您既然喜欢那个,改明儿给您送一火车皮来。” „Yo, that is certainly excellent.” Chen Huanwo the hand of official, hehe was smiling. “哟哟,那当然是极好的。”陈焕握着官员的手,嘿嘿笑了起来。 The breeze side is also covering mouth to smile, she knows, but she did not explain. Woman lifeform, is the arm elbow turns outward, once gets married, immediately helps own man seek the benefits, what star honor forgot a cleanness. 小风也旁边捂着嘴笑,她知道但她不说明。女人这种生物,都是胳膊肘子向外拐的,一旦嫁了人,立即帮自己的男人谋福利,什么星球荣誉都忘了个干净。 „Good, I did not disturb your newlyweds' two people of the world here.” The officials salute, drew back. “好啦,我就不在这里打扰你们新婚夫妻的二人世界了。”官员行了个礼,退了出去。 In room peaceful, is only left over Chen Huan and breeze two people. 房间里安静了下来,只剩下陈焕和小风两个人。 The breeze knows that will then have anything, elegant face red. Married, the wedding night, that naturally must certainly do that matter...... 小风知道接下来会发生什么,俏脸刷地一下红了起来。结婚了,新婚之夜,那当然肯定是要做那种事的…… Actually she and Chen Huan have intimately, previous she was controlled by Di time spirit, the body is only falling down Chen Huan, surrenders to him, but also with mouth......, naturally she, although the body is uncontrolled, but the consciousness is sober, had anything to come clearly into view, thinks that then immediately must do this matter by own will, shamed the whole person slightly to shiver. Chen Huan holds her hand: „Do not fear, I will be very gentle.” 其实她和陈焕也不是没有亲热过,上一次她被荻灵控制,光着身子扑倒陈焕,向他投怀送抱,还用嘴……啧啧,当然她虽然身体不受控制,但意识还是清醒的,发生了什么全都历历在目,想到接下来马上就要由自己的意志来做这种事,羞得整个人微微颤抖。陈焕牵起她的手:“别怕,我会很温柔的。” His, the breeze took advantage of opportunity to pour into his arms gently...... stemming from the instinct of man, his bad hand covered on breeze Ou-school immediately, but, well? What also touches, the Ou-school smooth degree of breeze, is simply crazed. 他轻轻一拉,小风就顺势倒进了他的怀里……出于男人的本能,他的坏手立即就捂到了小风的欧派上面,不过,咦？什么的也摸到,小风的欧派平坦程度,简直丧心病狂。 Breeze „” calls out in alarm: „...... Do not trace here, I...... I peaceful...... sorry.” 小风“哇”地一声惊叫起来:“别……别摸这里,我……我太平了……对不起。” „Fool, the poor breast is the scarce resource, good that I very like.” Chen Huan hehe said with a smile: „In any case Di spirit and Ercilla that crazed devil stature does not have human to compare favorably with, can your Ou-school also surpass them to be inadequate again greatly? Instead might as well put down, creates the scarcity! I like on the contrary very much.” “笨蛋,贫乳是稀缺资源,我贼喜欢的好不好。”陈焕嘿嘿笑道:“反正荻灵和艾尔西亚那丧心病狂的魔鬼身材也没有人类能比得上,你欧派再大还能超过她们不成？反而不如平一点,创造出稀缺性！我反倒很喜欢呀。” The breeze perspiration, thinks carefully, probably also is really this. 小风不禁汗了一把,仔细一想,好像还真是这样。 Chen Huan hugs horizontally her, moves toward nearby bed, that bed is also the metal material quality, has a science fiction feeling, but, above auxiliary red color bedding, has a happy expression actually. 陈焕将她横抱起来,走向旁边的大床,那床也是金属材质,带着一种科幻感,不过,上面辅着大红色的被褥,倒是带着一丝喜气。 The breeze said suddenly in a low voice: „On the bed, the metal bed should not be uncomfortable.” 小风突然低声道:“不要在床上啦,金属床一点也不舒服。” „Where that...... can you?” Chen Huanqi said. “那……你要在哪里？”陈焕奇道。 The breeze referred to that wooden chair bashful: „Upscale of feeling wood/blockhead.” 小风羞答答地指了指那张木椅子:“还是感觉木头的更高档。” Chen Huan: „......” 陈焕:“……” After ignorant several seconds, Chen Huan sudden great happiness: „Chair mesh method, I have wanted to try actually.” 懵了几秒之后,陈焕突然大喜:“椅子座这种玩法,我倒是早就想试一试了。” He held on the breeze the chair grinningly, then...... 他笑嘻嘻地把小风抱到了椅子上,然后…… Day one black, the sky shone! 天一黑,天就亮了！ ( Do not blame father-in-law to abbreviate this place, recently purged pornography in striking hard.) (不要怪公公省略这种地方,最近又在严打扫黄啦。) Next day early in the morning, Chen Huan by swaying of volcanic eruption and rumbling the sound awakening by noise, him was planning that jumped down the bed to run up to near the window to have a look outside situation, in the bedding to extend two snow white arms, hung his neck gently, the head of breeze from drilling, greasy sound said: „Do not go to look that the broken volcanic eruption has anything to be attractive.” 第二天大早,陈焕被火山喷发的摇晃和轰轰声给吵醒了,他正打算跳下床来跑到窗边去看看外面的情况,被窝里就伸出了两只雪白的手臂,轻轻地吊住了他的脖子,小风的脑袋从钻了出来,腻声道:“别去看啦,破火山爆发有啥好看的。” Chen Huanhan, good, regarding the sirius person, shook to wake by the volcanic earthquake in the morning is the normal state, does not use anxiously, looked that breeze that lazy appearance understood. 陈焕汗了一把,好吧,对于天狼星人来说,早上被火山地震摇醒是常态,根本不用紧张,看小风那慵懒的样子就明白了。 He feels attached to grasps the breeze, said with a smile: „What today do we make? Your does here have the dense moon/month to travel a kind of custom?” 他爱怜地抱住小风,笑道:“今天咱们做点啥？你们这里也有密月旅行一类的习俗么？” The breeze shakes the head: „No, travels anything when leave has the time to do, but I have not been on leave.” 小风摇了摇头:“没有啦,旅行什么的只有休假时才有时间去做,但我没有得到休假。” Chen Huan sweat: „Doesn't marriage have a marriage leave?” 陈焕大汗:“结婚都没有个婚假吗？” „Leave is so dignified the sacred matter, where to marry this broken matter will obtain?” Small air flue: „Said again, I am the diplomatic ambassador, we marry are going to work.” “休假这么庄严神圣的事,哪会为了结婚这种破事而得到？”小风道:“再说了,我是外交大使啊,咱们结婚算是在上班。” Chen Huan silent three seconds, suddenly serious said/tunnel: „Come, we come to the earnest point to go to work again.” His, small wind pressure below. 陈焕沉默了三秒,突然一本正经地道:“来,咱们再来认真点上班吧。”他刷地一下,又把小风压在了下面。
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