MGILA :: Volume #8

#716: The motherland will not give up you

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9 : 00 pm, conventional renewal 晚上 9 点,常规更新 ----- ----- The representatives are thinking how to coax not to come back the aliens again, has not actually expected breeze sudden words wind one revolution: „Right, the shining took the goodwill ambassador of your Earth, represented the honor of Earth, was a guest this shining to the sirius, held the wedding with me, this side your Earth, should not send out a diplomatic envoy, with saluted upon meeting together in the past?” 各国代表正在想着怎么把外星人都哄走了别再回来,却没料到小风突然话风一转:“对了,焕焕作为你们地球的亲善大使,也是代表了地球的荣誉的吧,这一次焕焕到天狼星去做客,和我举行婚礼,你们地球这一边,难道不应该派出一个使节团,跟着一块儿过去见礼吗？” Representatives: „......” 众代表:“……” „What's wrong?” Small air flue: „How doesn't everyone speak suddenly?” “怎么了？”小风道:“各位怎么突然不说话了？” The numerous represent one to curse MMP at heart, we with the past, but, this saying can only roar at heart a roar, if on the mouth roars, feared that do not affect two ball relations? American representative forces oneself to look cheerful saying: „, In the truth, we should certainly follow to pass together, but...... the ultra space and time jump installment of our Earth breaks down small at present, temporarily is still servicing, therefore, our universe fleets have no way to follow you to jump over together.” 众代表心里一阵大骂MMP,我们才不要跟过去啊啊啊啊,但是,这话只能在心里吼一吼,要是嘴上吼出来,怕不是要影响两球关系？美国代表强颜欢笑道:“咳,道理上嘛,我们当然应该跟着一起过去,但是……我们地球的超时空跳跃装置目前出了一点小小的故障,暂时还在维修,所以,我们的宇宙舰队没法跟着你们一块儿跳过去。” Chen Huan mused: American representative has quick-witted, the facial skin is thick enough, this lay to scatter, I must select a to praise to him. 陈焕心里暗想:还是美国代表有急智,脸皮够厚,这谎撒得,我都要给他点个赞啊。 Although cannot get used to seeing others to deceive the wife very much, but Chen Huan after all is also an earthman, the mentality to UN representatives can guess correctly roughly, has to pretend that at this time has not heard. 虽然很看不惯别人糊弄自家老婆,但是陈焕毕竟也是地球人,对联合国各国代表的心态大致上能猜到一些,这时候也只好假装没听见了。 On the breeze face revealed the color of feeling embarrassed: „Were your jump equipment bad? This......, but, without your diplomatic envoys helps the shining haunch the waist, he alone visits our stars, such goodwill diplomacy is not the feeling strange? If by some chance...... I mean the eventuality, perhaps this and own ceremony has not done well...... affects relations between our two balls.” 小风脸上露出了为难之色:“你们的跳跃装置坏了啊？这……哎呀,可是,没有你们的使节团帮焕焕撑起腰来,他一个人踏足咱们的星球,这样的亲善外交不是感觉怪怪的吗？万一……我是说万一,这个和亲仪式没搞好……也许影响咱们两球之间的关系。” Her these words saying, the UN delegation has a scare immediately: Scratching, is this threat? This certainly is to our threats in force, translates in other words, if not do the wedding well, making her not have the face, she must hit us with the battleship. 她这句话说出来,联合国代表团顿时吓了一跳:擦,这是威胁吧？这一定是对我们的武力威胁,翻译过来就是说,如果不好好搞婚礼,让她没了面子,她就要拿战舰来打我们。 One crowd represents in the heart to burst into tears low-spirited, small and weak, small and weak must be bullied, however...... we, since sitting this position, promising Earth the spirit of sacrifice, at this moment, for the Earth 7 billion people of peace, we also has to regard as with the Chen Huan same funeral object gives to the alien. Hopes with our lives, can trade human the future. 一群代表心中黯然流泪,弱小啊,弱小就要受欺负,然而……我们既然坐上了这个位置,也还是有为地球而牺牲的精神的,事到如今,为了地球70亿人的和平,我们也只好把自己当成和陈焕一样的陪葬品送给外星人了。希望用我们的性命,能换来人类的未来。 The Chinese representative's first stood: „Although our ultra space and time jump installment went bad, but we can also ride your battleships, I am willing to join to accompany the bride to her new home the group, accompanies Mr. Chen Huan to go to the sirius to hold and kiss the big ritual together.” 中国代表第一个站了起来:“虽然我们的超时空跳跃装置坏了,但我们还可以搭你们的战舰嘛,我愿意加入送亲团,陪同陈焕先生一起去天狼星举行和亲大礼。” „I...... I also go.” The brave fight nationality representative, the people in polar bear country's also raised the hand. “我……我也去吧。”勇敢的战斗民族代表,北极熊国的人也举起了手。 „I...... I have.” American representative is bursting into tears to make the statement. “我……我也只好去了。”美国代表流着泪做了表态。 Actually saw South Korean representative one to jump suddenly, without delay, had no more to do with run outward. 却见韩国代表突然刷地一下跳了起来,二话不说,拔腿就向外跑。 „Snort, wants to run? Really disgraced?” British representative shakes the head: „Not gentleman.” “哼,想跑？真丟人？”英国代表摇头:“一点也不绅士。” „Yes, lost face too.” French representative shakes the head: „It is not romantic.” “就是,太丢人了。”法国代表摇头:“一点也不浪漫。” South African representative one jumped, was pursuing to South Korean representative, this South African representative is a black person, running the thief is quick, originally once was Olympic Games dash champion, after retiring, came to be UN representative, ran to seem like a black leopard simply, the beauty of that autokinetic effect, commander Ruhua, caught up with the South Korean instantaneously, beat savagely, then towed to come back saying: „South Korean said that is also willing to go together.” 南非代表刷地一下跳了起来,对着韩国代表追了过去,这位南非代表是个黑人,跑得贼快,原来曾经是奥运会短跑冠军,退役之后来才来当联合国代表的,跑起来简直像是一条黑豹,那动感的美,帅如画,瞬间追上韩国人,一通暴打,然后拖了回来道:“韩国人表示也愿意一块儿去。” Therefore, presented all representatives to complete must the consciousness that accompanied Chen Huan to bring death together. 于是,在场所有代表都做好了要陪同陈焕一起去送死的觉悟了。 A Chen Huan pressure does not have actually, because he and sirius person contact are quite many, had discovered that the sirius person is one is actually very good, very honest race, is not the dangerous spot, this wave goes to the sirius to regard the mentality of traveling, the thief is happy, really does not need to do like them solemn and stirring. 陈焕本人倒是一点压力也没有,因为他和天狼星人接触比较多,早已经发现天狼星人其实是一个很善良,很正直的种族,根本就不是什么龙潭虎穴,这一波去天狼星就当成旅游的心态,贼爽,真没必要搞得像他们那样悲壮。 „In brief, matter decided like this. Half a month later, we travelled by the flagship purgatory number of sirius expeditionary force together, flew to the sirius.” American representative said: „I first return to a country, while these more than ten days, explains family's matter.” “总之,事情就这样定了吧。半个月后,我们一起搭乘天狼星远征军的旗舰炼狱号,飞向天狼星。”美国代表道:“我先回个国,趁着这十几天,交待一下家里的事情。” „I must first go a home.” Humanity of polar bear. “我也要先回个家。”北极熊的人道。 „Returns returns.” One crowd represented to burst into tears to go home to write the posthumous writings. “都回都回。”一群代表流着泪回家写遗书去了。 Only then Chinese representative, he has not been gathering side anxiously Chen Huan, said in a low voice: „Mr. Chen Huan, the motherland is will not give up any citizen in any event, even the ultra space and time jumps to another end of remote universe, the motherland will still think the means rescue national, but you also know, we do not have the ultra space and time jump technology now, therefore this rescue operations, is a little will be really difficult...... I to go back as far as possible the countermeasure, looks for one to let us the method of the sirius safely escaping, even if hopes extremely uncertainly, but we cannot give up, if not really good, I will also accompany you dead in the sirius together.” Chen Huan said with a smile: „Does not use such anxiously, we held the nuptial ceremony to come back in the past, you do not want blindly anxious.” 只有中国代表没急着走,他凑到陈焕身边,低声道:“陈焕先生,祖国是无论如何都不会放弃任何一位公民的,就算超时空跳跃到遥远的宇宙的另一端,祖国也会想办法营救国民,但是你也知道,咱们现在根本不具备超时空跳跃技术,所以这个营救工作,实在是会有一点困难……我回去会尽量研究对策,找一个能让我们从天狼星平安逃回来的方法,哪怕希望极为渺茫,但我们也不能放弃,如果实在不行,我也会陪着你一起死在天狼星的。”陈焕笑道:“不用这么紧张啦,我们过去举行个结婚仪式就会回来,你不要瞎紧张。” His comfort is invalid, representative is serious: „You were too naive, in the diplomatic history, the diplomatic envoy is gone to be detained as the case of hostage to want many to have many, the naive person is unable to live in this brutal world , but you are young, naive is your right, the dark matter makes our Sirs consider.” 他的安慰无效,代表还是一脸严肃:“你太天真了,外交史上,使节团一去不回被扣留为人质的案例要多少有多少,天真的人是无法在这个残酷的世界里生活的,嘛,不过你还年轻,天真是你的权利,黑暗的事就让我们这种大人来考虑吧。” The representative shook the head, the seems like relevant authority must rack brains for half a month, considers unprecedented, behind did not know the issue of future: „In the space technology not developed situation, how can rescue by the alien is detained in the envoy of extraterrestrial?” 代表摇头走了,看来相关部门这半个月得绞尽脑汁,去考虑一个前无古人,后面不知道有没有来者的问题:“在宇航技术不发达的情况下,要如何营救被外星人扣留在外星的使节？” This issue estimate non-solution! 这个问题估计无解！ Chen Huan waves to the breeze and Riitta: „These troublesome representatives walked finally.” 陈焕对着小风和丽塔挥了挥手:“那些麻烦的代表终于走了。” The breeze said with a smile: „Their good intention conducts among the interstellar to exchange, how can talk into the trouble?” 小风笑道:“他们好心好意来进行星际间交流,怎么能说成麻烦呢？” „!” “嘛！” Chen Huan shrugged with a smile. 陈焕笑着摊了摊手。 Small air flue: „Right, returned to mother Xing for half a month, the subordinates also follows to go back together temporarily, everyone wants to buy the Earth native belt/bring to go back, but your previous times the money of giving me the subordinates, were squandered by them fast, now before arriving at returning to homeland discovered that did not have the currency of Earth available, wants to buy souvenirs inadequately...... I to ask you to borrow several hundred thousand dollars again?” 小风道:“对了,还有半个月就回母星,部下们也一跟着一起暂时回去,人人都想买点地球土产带回去,但是你上次给我那些部下的钱,被他们飞快地花光了,现在临到回国才发现没有了地球的货币可用,想买点手信都不成……我能不能再找你借几十万块钱？” „Haha, this is a minor matter.” Chen Huan hurried to take several sack money to come, gave the breeze. Therefore, the sirius national debt inscribed a small pen, the staff of dozens embassies were once again jubilant, hit the chicken blood to taking to the streets to shop. “哈哈,这是件小事啦。”陈焕赶紧又去取了几大袋钱来,交给小风。于是,天狼星的国债又记上了一小笔,几十名大使馆的工作人员又一次兴高采烈,打了鸡血似地冲上街购物去了。 The breeze also pulled Chen Huan arm grinningly: „Shining, I must buy souvenirs to bring back to the home, accompanies others.” 小风也笑嘻嘻地挽起了陈焕的胳膊:“焕焕,我也要去买点手信带回家,陪人家去吧。” Chen Huan wiped perspiration immediately: „Do not draw the lumber of several calories freight car to go home?” 陈焕顿时抹了一把汗:“你不会是要拉几卡车皮的木材回家吧？” „That is impossible, although the lumber is very precious, but the battleship is not a freighter, cannot help us personal transport that type of big thing, what I want to buy was......” she puts out Chinese representative to deliver her comb from the pocket a moment ago, hee hee said with a smile: „I want to buy a large package type of thing to go back.” “那不可能啦,虽然木材很宝贵,但战舰可不是货船,不能帮咱们私人运送那种大东西,我想买的是……”她从衣兜里拿出中国代表刚才送她的木梳子,嘻嘻笑道:“我就想买一大包这种东西回去。”
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