MGILA :: Volume #8

#715: The thieves are quick-witted

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The father-in-law the night view day, discovers west today the sirius sinks, the broken army star is dim, Vega hangs up high, this explained that...... suits. 公公今天夜观天相,发现天狼星西沉,破军星黯淡,织女星高高挂起,这说明……适合加更。 Therefore, in addition one. 所以,加一更。 ----- ----- UN delegation, continuously for the peace and prosperity of Earth and diligently, today's delegation also for own goal struggle, moe moe dá! 联合国代表团,一直在为了地球的和平与繁荣而努力,今天的代表团也在为了自己的目标奋斗,萌萌哒！ Very early in the morning, their group brushes the sirius transcription, on the one hand can demonstrate earthman's unfriendliness to the sirius person, on the other hand, but can also do the research from breeze here swindling and abducting rare ore. 一大早,他们就组团来刷天狼星副本,一方面可以显示出地球人对天狼星人的友好,另一方面,还可以从小风这里坑蒙拐骗一点稀有矿石去做研究。 Scientists for many years of Earth has wanted to collect a thing to go back to study from the universe, helpless the aerospace ability is limited, can make the ore specimen that to be few from the universe, after having sirius ally, actually had the good way of coming the ore, therefore, each organizes to deceive the thing after a period of time, that cannot avoid. 地球的科学家们多年来一直想从宇宙中采集点东西回去研究,无奈宇航能力有限,能从宇宙中弄回去的矿石标本非常少,有了天狼星这个盟友之后,倒是有了个来矿石的好办法,所以,每过一段时间就来组团骗骗东西,那是免不了的。 A a group of representative is gathering round the breeze turning circle circle, goes all out to do everything to please, Chinese representative gives what is desired, delivers wooden comb both hands to the breeze: „This is the comb of our China highest level tradition senior carpenter hand-planted, what used is the best lumber, believes that you will certainly like.” 一大群代表正围着小风转圈圈,拼命献殷勤,中国代表投其所好,将一把木制梳子双手递送给小风:“这是咱们中国最顶级的传统老木匠手工制作的梳子,用的是最好的木材,相信你一定会喜欢的。” The breeze great happiness, has really taken the comb, is unable to put down: „This is very good, the wood/blockhead stick, the carpenter is the thief to be good, god, I also really am enough must learn/study, the fabrication technology of this comb enough I study for ten years.” 小风果然大喜,拿过木梳,爱不释手:“这个果然很棒,木头棒,木工更是做得贼棒,天啊,我还真是够得学习呢,这梳子的制造工艺就够得我学十年。” American representative also brought the gift to come, those who saw Chinese representative to deliver was a comb, in his heart mused: Two goods, that type of trash also dares to bring to see somebody off, really lost the face of earthman, making you experience the technological strength of US. 美国代表也带了礼物来,见中国代表送的是梳子,他心中暗想:二货,那种垃圾也敢拿来送人,真是丟了地球人的脸,让你们见识一下美国的科技力量。 He puts out an intelligent watch that from the pocket represents the US highest tech to crystallize, double hands over on: „This is the intelligent watch that our US reputable business Apple makes, moreover decides making lithograph plates specially, the watch case is the platinum manufacture, above also mounted to fill the diamond, believes that you will certainly like.” 他从衣兜里拿出一个代表美国最高科技结晶的智能手表,双手递上:“这是咱们美国著名企业苹果公司做的智能手表,而且是特别定制版,表壳是铂金制造,上面还镶嵌满了钻石,相信你一定会喜欢的。” The breeze takes to look , what trash, the function is so backward, on the platinum gold ore asteroid on, how many carbon elemental compositions above occupies everywhere again decorates the elemental crystal, in the sirius, in this type of thing garbage heap can pick momentarily, does this also dare to take to see somebody off? 小风拿起来一看,切,什么垃圾,功能这么落后,铂金矿小行星上到处都上,再上面占缀几块碳元素组成的单质晶体,在天狼星,这种东西垃圾堆里随时能捡到,这也敢拿出来送人？ Naturally, she is one has the training good miss very much, although at heart thinks like this, in the surface must say: „Many thanks your gift.” 当然,她是一个很有修养的好姑娘,心里虽然这样想,表面上还是要说:“多谢你的礼物。” The representatives are the worldly person, the watching a person's every mood ability first-class, had looked that the breeze is the sincerity likes to the comb, is an interest has to this broken intelligent watch that. 各国代表都是人精,察颜观色能力一流,早已经看出来小风对梳子是真心喜欢,对这破智能手表那是一点兴趣都有。 American representative flattered to pat on the donkey leg, was really uncomfortable, has to feel dejected to draw back. He falls back on behind pitifully, saw that own bodyguard comes in a fluster, said: „Outside has a person named Chen Huan to come, unexpectedly said that the sirius diplomacy ambassador is his wife, I hurry to inform your one, how can process?” 美国代表拍马屁拍在了驴腿上,着实难受,只好黯然神伤地退下。他可怜巴巴地退到后面,就见到自己的保镖神色慌张地进来,道:“外面有一个叫陈焕的人要进来,居然说天狼星外交大使是他老婆,我赶紧进来通知您一声,要怎么处理？” American Representative one hear of Chen Huan this name, thinks immediately who he was, after all this marriage was American representative deceived initially personally.( Forgot the friend please consult 美国代表一听陈焕这名字,马上就想起来他是谁了,毕竟这门亲事当初就是美国代表亲口糊弄下来的。(忘了的朋友请查阅 American representative hurries saying: „Aiya, originally was Chen Huanlai, he truly was the fiance of sirius ambassador, please come in quickly.” 美国代表赶紧道:“哎呀,原来是陈焕来了啊,他确实是天狼星大使的未婚夫,快请进来。” The bodyguards hurry to run to go out, welcomed Chen Huan, a large crowd encircles him in the middle, please go in like the stars surrounding the moon. Chen Huangang entered the front door of embassy, American representative welcomed, a face smile greeted to him: „Hi, Miss Chen, Gourde bell.” 保镖赶紧跑出门来,迎了陈焕,一大群人将他围在中间,像众星拱月似地请进去。陈焕刚走进大使馆的大门,美国代表就迎了出来,一脸笑容地向他打招呼:“嗨,密斯特陈,古德摩铃。” Chen Huan lets go: „Your also Gourde bell.” 陈焕摊手:“你也古德摩铃。” Although American representative clearly knows that Chen Huan is an unimportant person, initially probably betrayed him to throw him to sirius generally „and kisses/intimate”, but facing Chen Huan, actually exhibits a very intimate appearance now, cheerful said/tunnel: „Miss Chen, I met with you for the first time, previous time sees, is in the video call words surface of sirius battleship, now finally sees the honorable person, felt that you are really very Gourde's young people.” 美国代表虽然明知道陈焕是个小人物,当初像是出卖他一般将他扔给了天狼星“和亲”,但是现在面对陈焕,却摆出了一幅很亲热的模样,乐呵呵地道:“密斯特陈,我还是第一次和你见面,上次一见,还是在和天狼星战舰的视频通话话面上,现在终于见到真人,感觉你真是个很古德的年轻人。” Chen Huan lets go: „Yes? I also thought that you are very Gourde's middle-aged person, haha.” 陈焕摊手:“是么？我也觉得你是个很古德的中年人,哈哈。” „Miss Chen is sees the ambassador?” “密斯特陈是来见大使的吗？” „Yes!” “是呀！” „Small young meets much, exchanges the sentiment much is really good, really envies your young people.” “小年轻多多见面,多多交流感情真是好啊,真羡慕你们年轻人。” „I also envy the uncle to make a name for oneself, lead to compel.” “我也羡慕大叔功成名就,帅得一逼。” A business blows mutually, two people laugh, seemingly intimately like the separate many years of blood brother. 一番商业互吹,两人都哈哈大笑,看起来亲密无间就像失散多年的亲兄弟一样。 American representative in breeze there racket the horse buttocks, transfers to pat Chen Huan mistakenly now immediately, changes course like the wind, crooked line of national salvation, the mentality thief is clear, his pony child accompaniment Chen Huan, is walking while the cheerful said/tunnel likely: „Miss Chen does Jingchang see the ambassador?” 美国代表在小风那里拍错了马屁,现在立即转来拍陈焕,转进如风,曲线救国,思路贼清晰,他像个小马崽似地陪同着陈焕,一边走一边乐呵呵地道:“密斯特陈经常来见大使吗？” „Daily sees!” Chen Huan said with a smile: „This embassy constructs near my family, you look, that side that villa is my family, after the breeze gets off work in the evening, lives in my family.” He referred to the villa in distant place. “天天见！”陈焕笑道:“这大使馆就建在我家附近啊,你看,那边那幢别墅就是我家,小风晚上下班之后就住在我家里啊。”他指了指远处的别墅。 American representative Get an important intelligence: Originally two people had lived together, the relations really progress are quick. Really, flatters Chen Huan to be equal to flattering the ambassador, this point was mistakenly. 美国代表Get了一手重要情报:原来两人已经同居了,关系进步得还真快。果然,讨好陈焕就等于讨好大使,这一点是错不了的。 During the speeches, he and Chen Huan had entered in the breeze office, the breeze sits in the master seat, side also sits with somebody vice- causes Riitta, the representatives of UN, the individual seat in side, saw that the beautiful representative watch band Chen Huan is coming, these representatives larger part are knew actually Chen Huan, initially Earth and sirius video negotiated, Chen Huan also appeared on the liquid crystal box, the ambassadors have certainly seen, greeting had it, nod had it, was disinclined to manage Chen Huan also had it, in any case various types grotesque had. 说话间,他和陈焕已经走进了小风的办公室里,小风坐在主人席位上,旁边还陪着坐副使丽塔,联合国的各国代表们,散坐在旁边,见到美国代表带着陈焕进来,这些代表们倒是一大半是认识陈焕的,当初地球与天狼星视频谈判,陈焕也出现在了液晶屏上,大使们当然都见过,打招呼的有之,点头的有之,懒得理陈焕的也有之,反正各种奇形怪状的都有。 Chen Huandao does not care, originally does not have the plans and these people have anything to contact, later will not be the friend, manages them, he arrives by the breeze, Riitta added a chair to him, he sat there cheerfully, anything did not say, audit. 陈焕倒也不在意,本来就没打算和这些人有什么接触,以后也不会做朋友,管他们呢,他走到小风旁边,丽塔给他加了一张椅子,他就乐呵呵地坐在了那里,啥也不说,就旁听。 Japanese representative is a female representative, the happiest Eight Trigrams (gossip), it is said are because Japanese woman ultra attaching great importance to is in love with the marriage, therefore she pays attention, is also asking to the breeze with emphasis in this regard: „Ambassador, when do you plan official and kiss with Earth?” 日本代表是个女代表,最喜八卦,据说是因为日本女人超重视谈恋爱和婚姻,所以她关注的重点也在这方面,正对着小风问道:“大使,您打算什么时候和地球这边正式和亲呢？” Breeze cheek slightly red, but has not actually avoided this issue, smiled was looking at Chen Huan, then has turned the head to say to Japanese representative: „This has prepared many days, my fleet, that side the sirius native place is preparing, at present the fleet is supplementing the energy, the preparation starts the large-scale ultra space and time to jump...... to jump the sirius from Earth, needs to bridge over the remote distance, although the ultra space and time jumps that the short 1-2 days of things, the energy that but needs is huge, therefore prepares slightly to spend time.” 小风脸蛋微红,但却没有避开这个问题,微笑着看了陈焕一眼,然后才转过头对日本代表道:“这个已经准备了好些日子了,不论是我的舰队,还是天狼星本土那边都在做准备,目前舰队正在补充能源,准备发动大规模超时空跳跃……从地球跳跃到天狼星,需要跨过遥远的距离,虽然超时空跳跃只是那么短短1-2的事情,但所需的能源非常巨大,所以准备起来略费一点时间。” The representatives in Earth various countries are thinking: Originally needs very big energy to fling about? Good! Do not waste the energy again, jumped not to jump again, this man turning great power sirius named Chen Huan, later do not come Earth, such Earth on thorough security. Our move, sent out the stopper to be the same Wang Zhaojun with the past years, the thief was quick-witted. 地球各国的代表心里都在想:原来需要很大的能源才能跳来跳去啊？那好！别再浪费能源了,跳走了就别再跳回来,把这个叫陈焕的男人拐回天狼星,以后再也别来地球,这样地球就彻底安全了。咱们这一招,就和当年把王昭君送出塞是一样的,贼机智。
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