MGILA :: Volume #7

#676: Drank

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( PS: If your not checking mother, noticed four Locker understands, please look for a building to jump, presently imitates dead!) (PS:如果你不查度娘,一看到四洛克就明白了的话,请找个楼跳了吧,现充去死！) 9 : 00 am, conventional renewal 早上 9 点,常规更新 ----- ----- Chen Huan finished attending the restroom to come back, the vegetable/dish has selected, the liquor also selected. 陈焕上完了厕所回来,菜已经点好,酒也点好。 Just sat, Bian Yujing gathered near his ear, said in a low voice: „Mr. Chen, your English is very bad right?” 刚坐好,卞玉京就凑到他耳边来,低声道:“陈先生,你英文很差对吧？” Chen Huan sweat: „? How do you discover?” 陈焕大汗:“啊？你怎么发现的？” Bian Yujing hee hee said with a smile: „Evades a list with the convenience, does too obviously.” 卞玉京嘻嘻笑道:“用方便来逃避点单,做得太明显啦。” Chen Huanluan awkward, the urine escaped to escape Dong yellow eyes, actually hides the truth from not Bian Yujing. Has to let go saying: „My this is called the wisdom of life, handles big issue with smart power with one move, solves own English trash problem.” 陈焕乱尴尬了一把,尿遁能逃过董黄的眼睛,却瞒不卞玉京啊。只好摊手道:“我这就叫做生活的智慧,用一招四两拨千斤,来解决自己的英文渣渣问题。” Bian Yujing said with a smile in a low voice: „The wisdom of life should be the good easy to learn English.” 卞玉京低声笑道:“生活的智慧应该是好好学英文吧。” Chen Huan has an expression positive, serious said/tunnel: „English needs to pay laboriously with the sweat, the urine escapes to use the thief to be simple, most people will certainly choose simpler solution, my is called wise often appear slow-witted.” 陈焕只好把表情一正,严肃地道:“英文需要付出辛苦与汗水,尿遁用起来却贼简单,大多数人当然都会选择更简单的解决方法,我这个就叫做大智若愚。” Bian Yujing was speechless for a while, crosses the good half sound saying: „Got it, what experienced finally is greatly simple-minded, if wisdom.” 卞玉京一时无语,过了好半响才道:“明白了,总算见识了什么叫大愚若智。” Three people sat for dozen minutes, Chen Huanpei two younger sisters is chatting acted in a play the related matter, the server started to serve food, Dong yellow „map-read speech” a dish was not too but actually bad, filled a table dazzlingly, finally, the server took three cans of liquor, was placed on the table. 三人坐了十几分钟,陈焕陪着两个妹子聊了些演戏相关的事情,服务生开始上菜了,董黄“看图说话”点的菜品倒也不算太糟糕,琳琅满目满了一桌子,最后,服务生拿了三罐酒来,摆在桌子上。 That liquor is the can attire, seems a little like the Chongqing beer and azure island beer thing, but in the jar writes is completely the English, Chen Huan took up the jar to come to see, said with a smile: „ Four 那酒是易拉罐装的,看起来有点像重庆啤酒、青岛啤酒那样的东西,不过罐子上写的全部都是英文,陈焕拿起罐子来看了一圈,笑道:“Four Loko, what liquor is this? Has not drunk. ” Loko,这是啥酒？没喝过。” Dong yellow said with a smile: „I have not drunk, but looks at it only then 12 degrees, is very low, chose this.” 董黄笑道:“我也没喝过,但是看它只有12度,很低,就选了这个。” Chen Huan said with a smile: „12 degrees truly full Di, that surely did not have the issue. Yo, this liquor must divide the taste, has the apple taste and watermelon taste...... Bian Miss, which type do you want to drink?” 陈焕笑道:“12度确实满低的,那肯定是没问题了。哟,这酒还要分口味,有苹果味、西瓜味……卞姑娘,你要喝哪种？” Bian Yujing smiles saying: „I want the apple taste.” 卞玉京微笑道:“我就要苹果味的吧。” Dong yellow also said with a smile: „I want the watermelon.” 董黄也笑道:“那我要西瓜。” Two younger sisters have taken the jar, drank one: „Well? This liquor taste is good, sweet absolutely does not have the intoxicant feeling.” 两个妹子拿过罐子,喝了一口:“咦？这酒口感不错啊,甜甜的完全没有醉人的感觉。” Chen Huan does not like drinking, even the beer drinks quite few, but he drank this calling Four 陈焕本身是不太喜欢喝酒的,连啤酒都喝得比较少,但他喝了一口这种叫Four After Loko liquor, actually felt that the taste is also very good, one types are drinking the feeling of fruit shake, had not felt completely the tipsy feeling to/clashes the nose. Loko的酒之后,却感觉到口感也很不错,有一种在喝水果饮料的感觉,完全没有感觉到酒意冲鼻。 He looked at the bottle on hand: „, The liquor of crooked kernel was truly inferior that liquor of our China, this 12 degrees feared that is also the empty target, I thought that even the least bit wine taste does not have, is completely the drink of apple taste.” 他看了看手上的瓶子:“哇,歪果仁的酒确实不如咱们中国的酒,这个12度怕也是虚标的吧,我觉得连半点酒味都没有,完全就是苹果口味的饮料嘛。” Bian Yujing nods: „Agree, should we trade the liquor that one type is strong?” 卞玉京点了点头:“同感,我们是不是该换一种更有劲的酒？” Dong Huangdao: „That does not want, reaches an agreement does not get drunk today. This type, at the worst, you drink several cans.” 董黄道:“那就不要了吧,说好了今天不喝醉。就这种吧,大不了,你多喝几罐。” Chen Huan also said with a smile: „Drink drinks several cans to have no issue actually.” 陈焕也笑道:“饮料多喝几罐倒是没什么问题。” Bian Yujing raises hand to call the service person: „This liquor fading out bird, comes 20 cans again.” 卞玉京举手叫来服务员:“这种酒淡出鸟,再来二十罐。” „20 cans?” The service people have a scare, the look looks at Bian Yujing complex, then looked at Chen Huan in the past, half are the envy envy, half are to despise the waste, but on mouth actually respectful said/tunnel: „Good, gives you to take 20 cans immediately again.” “二十罐？”服务员吓了一大跳,神色复杂地看着卞玉京,然后又头过去看陈焕,一半是嫉妒羡慕,一半是鄙视人渣,不过嘴上却恭敬地道:“好的,马上给您再拿二十罐来。” Bian Yujing holds up the can, said with a smile: „Today the thief was happy, had the new opportunity, should cheer, come, our three first did this can say again.” 卞玉京举起易拉罐,笑道:“今天贼高兴,得到了新的机会,理应干杯,来,咱们三个先干了这一罐再说。” Dong Huangleng gawked, if in the hand were one can of beer, she has really not dared to do, but the liquor in hand absolutely did not have the wine taste, drinking is completely the drink taste, she also had nothing to fear, disguised the bold air-drying cloud the appearance: „Come, dry/does! For our enterprises progress day by day, today must drink all the way.” 董黄楞了楞,要是手里是一罐啤酒,她还真不敢干,但手里的酒根本就没有酒味,喝起来完全就是饮料口感,她也就没啥好怕的了,假装出豪气干云的样子:“来,干！为了咱们的事业蒸蒸日上,今天要喝个够。” „You also when took the drink to dare saying that drank all the way?” Chen Huan eyes saw through her camouflage, said with a smile: „Happen, I am also such person, ha, come, dry/does.” “你也就只有在拿着饮料的时候才敢说喝个够吧？”陈焕一眼就看穿了她的伪装,笑道:“正好,我也是这样的人,哈哈哈,来,干。” Three people take up the can, thump thump, drank entire one can. The feeling of no drinking, takes up the second can simply again, again come! 三人都拿起易拉罐,咕咚咕咚,一口就喝下去了整整一罐。毫无喝了酒的感觉,干脆再拿起第二罐,再来！ The service people look at this table in the distant place, cannot help but spits the tongue quietly, has turned the head to another service person B: „That three fellows must have an accident.” 服务员在远处看着这一桌,不由得悄悄吐了吐舌头,转过头去对着另一个服务员B道:“那三个家伙要出事了。” Service person B lets go: „Original work dies, cannot live, lets them.” 服务员B摊手:“自作死,不可活,让他们嗨吧。” Service person A: „Is good to envy that man to have two such pretty younger sisters to do together.” 服务员A道:“就是好羡慕那男人有两个这么漂亮的妹子一起作死啊。” Service person B hehe said with a smile: „Man, if has not drunk, I will envy him actually, but he also followed to drink, pū ha, that two younger sisters were pretty he not to occupy what to be cheap, had nothing to be worth envying.” 服务员B嘿嘿笑道:“那男人如果没喝,我倒是会羡慕他,但他也跟着喝了,噗哈哈哈,那两妹子再漂亮他也别想占到什么便宜了,没啥好值得羡慕的。” Service person A thinks carefully: „This but actually is also!” 服务员A仔细一想:“这倒也是！” The Chen Huan three people drank several cans happily, then also talked foolishly a while, approximately crossed 40-50 minutes, Chen Huan felt suddenly is not a little right, just a feeling did not have obviously, now suddenly feels a liquor vigor resembles moves mountains above, the whole piece face all of a sudden becomes red. 陈焕三人开开心心喝了几罐,然后又瞎聊了一会儿,大约过了个40-50分钟,陈焕突然就感觉到有点不对劲了,刚刚明明一点感觉也没有,现在突然感觉到一股酒劲像排山倒海似的上头来,整张脸一下子变得通红。 He hurries to look at Dong yellow and Bian Yujing, two younger sisters' small faces have also flown two groups to blush, seemingly fresh-faced lovable. Bian Yujing had felt not right, is hand-held own forehead, said in a low voice: „Situation is not right, when this liquor...... just drank had not felt, the stamina is so how full, aiyu, suddenly good to spit.” 他赶紧去看董黄和卞玉京,两个妹子的小脸也早已经飞上了两团红晕,看起来粉嫩嫩的可爱。卞玉京已经感觉到不对,一只手扶着自己的额头,低声道:“情况不对,这酒……刚喝时没感觉,怎么后劲却这么足,哎呦,突然好想吐。” Chen Huan sweat, turns the head to look at Dong yellow again, sees only her to cover mouth, one crashed in the bathroom. 陈焕大汗,再转头去看董黄,只见她捂着嘴,刷地一下冲进了卫生间。 Chen Huan hurries to beckon to the service person: „Hey, service person, your liquor...... outcome what's the matter?” 陈焕赶紧对着服务员招了招手:“喂,服务员,你这酒……究竟是怎么回事？” Service person A walks, shrugged saying: „Brother, you drink this liquor, named four Locker, names the disgrace liquor, the fragment liquor, after drinking, very easy fragment.” 服务员A走过来,摊了摊手道:“老兄,你们喝这个酒,名叫四洛克,又名失身酒,断片酒,喝了之后很容易断片儿的。” „Nanie?” Chen Huanzhi can say/way: „Doesn't above write 12 degrees?” “纳尼？”陈焕指着易拉罐道:“上面不是写着12度吗？” „Number of degree, although is not high, however its taste drink, is very likely easy not to detect that drinks many.” Service person A: „Actually drinks this thing one can be equivalent to 34 cans of beer, you drink several cans in an instant, was equivalent in a short time drank more than ten cans of beer, very easily but actually.” “度数虽然不高,但是它的口感像饮料,很容易让人毫无察觉地喝多。”服务员A道:“其实喝这个东西一罐相当于三四罐啤酒,你一转眼就喝下去好几罐,相当于在极短的时间里就喝了十几罐啤酒,很容易就倒的。” „I scratch, this matter you did not say unexpectedly earlier.” “我擦,这种事你居然不早点说。” „, This matter, if told you ahead of time, you will say that ‚I did not believe’, then you will drink several cans continually.” Service person A lets go saying: „This customer I saw many.” “嘛,这种事如果提前告诉你,你就会说‘我才不信’,然后你还是会连喝好几罐。”服务员A摊手道:“这种顾客我见得太多了。” Chen Huan thinks carefully, probably also is really such matter, if to oneself said from the beginning this cocktail party like drink intoxicant, his absolute palm of the hand sticks that him. 陈焕仔细一想,好像还真是这么回事,要是一开始就人给自己说这种像饮料一样的酒会醉人,他绝对一巴掌糊死那丫。 „Good, you won.” Chen Huan spoke these words, felt that the liquor vigor has hit the head wave after wave, the whole world starts to revolve, he hurries to say to Bian Yujing: „Bian Miss, what do you feel?” “好吧,你赢了。”陈焕说完这句话,感觉酒劲已经一浪接一浪的打脑袋,整个世界开始旋转,他赶紧对卞玉京道:“卞姑娘,你感觉怎么样？” „I...... I suddenly want to play a stringed musical instrument.” Bian Yujing very earnest said/tunnel: „Moreover wants to compose a poem.” “我……我突然想弹琴。”卞玉京很认真地道:“而且想写诗。” Chen Huan: „......” 陈焕:“……” Author message: 作者留言: Thank: The evening sets up fu poi to hit to enjoy 1000 感谢:夕立乀poi打赏1000
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