YesterdaywroteLeague of Legendsthatbooktime, wrote about a plotrelatedfurnacestone, finallyhad the bookfriendto leave a messageto sayininside: „ Joins the dirteither
昨天写英雄联盟那本书的时候,写到一个情节有关炉石,结果有书友在里面留言说:“要么加入污
The handparty, tumbles outGarkiseneither. ”
手党,要么滚出加基森。”Inthisunexpectedlyadditionalcharacter, divine intervention, in additionone!
这里面居然有一个加字,天意啊,加一更!-----
-----Threefemalesboard, are aboutto go home, the vehiclerolls by the hotelfront door, saw that a black and bluedoormenstandsthere, is salutingtotheirvehicles: „Welcomewill come toJinjiang Hotelnext timeagain.”
三女上了车,准备回家,车子驶过酒店大门,就见到一个鼻青脸肿的门童站在那里,正在对着她们的车子行礼:“欢迎下次再来欧瑞锦江大酒店。”
The breezestopped the vehiclein the front of doormen, BianYujingwill searchfrom the glass, said with a smile: „You is a verybraveperson, many thanksyouhelpedus.”
小风把车子停在了门童的面前,卞玉京将头从车窗探了出去,笑道:“你是一位很勇敢的人,多谢你帮了我们。”
The doormenssaid with a smile: „Canstriveforseveralyoung ladies, ismyhonor.”
门童笑道:“能为几位小姐出点力,是我的光荣。”Smallair flue: „Inthere, the person of behaving righteouslyshouldbe commendedandthanked, Iveryhave moneyin any case, Igiveyou a valuablething.”
小风道:“在我们那儿,见义勇为的人是应该得到表彰与感谢的,反正我贼有钱,我送你一件值钱的东西吧。”
The doormens the great happiness, thoughtimmediately: Thisyoung ladyveryhas money, everyonesees. Shemustgiveme a valuablething, Icanget out of the doormenstatus of painstakinglycompelling, deliversmewordsthatgooseeggbigdiamond, Imustbuythishotel, Iam the manager, making the managerbe the doormen, hahahaha.
门童顿时大喜,心想:这位小姐贼有钱,大家都看到的。她要送我一件值钱的东西,那我岂不是就可以摆脱苦逼的门童身份了,哇,把那个鹅蛋大的钻石送我一颗的话,我就要买下这个酒店,我去做经理,让经理来做门童,哈哈哈哈。Hejustthought ofhere, saw the breezeto put out a wood/blockheadto putinhishand.
他刚想到这里,就见小风拿出了一块木头放到他手上。Doormens: „......”
门童:“……”
! In the flash, the innermost feelings of doormenare the collapse.
啊啊啊啊!在一瞬间,门童的内心是崩溃的。However, the breezesmiles: „Joking, Iknow that here the wood/blockheadis very cheap, teaseda moment agointentionallythattwobastardsplay, Ialsoknow that the diamondis very valuable, whenUNnegotiated the bigdiamondsample that sent out, theylikedvery much.”Shereceives the wood/blockhead, took a diamondto come out, putsin the doormenhand.
然而,小风莞尔一笑:“开玩笑的啦,我知道在这里木头很便宜,刚才是故意逗那两个坏蛋玩儿的呢,我也知道钻石很值钱,在联合国谈判时送出的大钻石样本,他们很喜欢呢。”她把木头收回去,重新拿了一块钻石出来,放到门童手里。Doormensimmediatelygreat happiness.
门童顿时大喜。
A breezefootacceleratorsteps on, the vehicleran out of the hotelinstantaneously, vanishedin the streetcorner of distant place.
小风一脚油门踩下去,车子瞬间冲出了酒店,消失在了远处的街道拐角。
The doormenshold the diamondjoyfullyinfinitely, for a whiledoes not knowsaidanygood, at this time, the managerhappen toobtained the news, runsto look at the following development, from the backsaw that the doormenstandsin the entranceis in a daze, gets angry: „How does your fellowwork? What does the standmakehere? Returns to the jobto come uptomequickly, is really, onedoes not pay attentionto be loaftome.”
门童欣喜地无限地捧着钻石,一时不知道说啥好,这时候,经理正好得到消息,跑出来看事情的后续发展,从背后见到门童站在门口发呆,不禁怒道:“你这家伙怎么工作的?站在这里做啥?快给我回到工作岗位上去,真是的,一不注意就给我偷懒。”
The doormensare angry: The mastershave had money, youalsodareto scoldmelike this, looked that Ido not hitto swellyourface! Not...... wait/etc, ifIhad moneyto inflate, wantsto hitothers'face, thenone day must dieofcompared withIricherpersonhand, cultivating the behaviorwas modest, was discrete, do not have moneyto turn into the bastard.
门童大怒:爷已经有钱了,你还敢这样骂我,看我不打肿你的脸!不……等等,如果我一有钱了就膨胀,想打别人的脸,那早晚有一天也要死于比我更有钱的人手里啊,做人要谦虚,要谨慎,千万不要有钱了就变成坏蛋。Heis salutingto the manager: „Compliant, Iworkimmediatelywell.”Admitted the pocket the diamond, the doormenentered the parking lot, pulls open the vehicle door of sedan carjuststop, toinsidepersonpolitesaid/tunnel: „Welcomes toJinjiang Hotel!”
他对着经理行了个礼:“遵命,我马上好好工作。”把钻石放进衣兜,门童走进了停车场,拉开一辆刚刚停稳的小轿车的车门,对着里面的人礼貌地道:“欢迎光临欧瑞锦江大酒店!”That evening, ChenHuanwas on vacation from school the return, opened the doorto enterin the room, immediatelydiscoveredfamily'satmospherewas a little dim. Dongyellowat home, shesitsby the caterpillarunexpectedlydejectedly, assumed a Ge Youtanposture, ifshealsobinds a bedquilton the body, thatwill turn intonext day the caterpillar.
当天傍晚,陈焕放学归来,推开门走进屋子里,马上就发现家里的气氛有点黯淡。董黄居然在家里,她垂头丧气坐在毛毛虫旁边,摆了一个葛优摊的姿势,如果她也裹一床被子在身上,那就会变成第二天毛毛虫了。BianYujing is quite actually normal, sitstakes the tablet PCinside, is watching the entertainment program, seeming like the expressionis tranquil, notsadlynothappy.
卞玉京倒是比较正常,坐在旁边拿着个平板电脑,正在看娱乐节目,看起来表情平静,无悲无喜。„Well? Youhow?”ChenHuancurioussaid/tunnel: „Very early in the morningis notveryhappymeets the newrole? Nowhow............”ChenHuana few wordshave not said,immediatelyresponded: „Did thatrolemalinger?”
“咦?你们怎么了?”陈焕好奇地道:“大清早不是很高兴的去接新角色吗?怎么现在……哦……”陈焕一句话还没说完,马上反应过来:“那个角色泡汤了吗?”„Yes, malingered.”BianYujingtonelightsaid/tunnel: „Mustwait for the nextopportunity.”
“是的,泡汤了。”卞玉京语气平淡地道:“要等下一个机会啦。”ChenHuanseesBianYujingto be as if all right, approvesherpsychological qualityto be goodsecretly.
陈焕见卞玉京似乎没啥事,暗赞她心理素质好。Hedoes not knowactually, BianYujingwhen the Qinhuairiversidemixes, does not knowmanytimestoprotectownpureness, the opportunity that refusingothersto give, to her, similarmatterseesmany, is not actually depressed. Did not havethisopportunityto wait fornext, shehad also done thisin any casebefore, finallywas also red.
他倒是不知道,卞玉京在秦淮河边混的时候,不知道多少次为了保护自己的清白,拒绝了别人给的机会,对于她来说,类似的事见得太多,倒是不怎么郁闷。没了这个机会可以等下一个,反正以前她也这样做过,最后也红起来了。Dongyellowis not good, shelikeBianYujingthatgoodpressure bearing capacity, the whole personis not at a verydepressedcondition, hearsChenHuanquestion, the Dongyellowpitifulsaid/tunnel: „Thistimeoffendedto suppress the director, feared that heusedin the relations of industryblocksus, thatwas finishedthoroughly.”
董黄就不行了,她不像卞玉京那么好的承压能力,整个人都处于一种很郁闷的状态,听到陈焕的问话,董黄可怜巴巴地道:“这次把导演得罪狠了,就怕他利用在业界的关系封杀我们,那就彻底完蛋。”„?”ChenHuantinghas problems: „Comes, saidtome,actuallywhat happened?”
“哦?”陈焕听出了点问题:“来来来,给我说道说道,究竟发生了什么事?”Dongyellownasal mucustearsmentioned the story, discussed the matter of daytimein detail.
董黄一把鼻涕一把泪地说起故事来,把白天发生的事详详细细地讲了一遍。„Originallyhadthismatter.”ChenHuantingalsofeltuncomfortable: „But, doesn't the breezehit the opposite partyverymiserably? Bloodstraightwind! The public opinion of crowdsalsostoodyou, finallyshouldbeendsperfectly, did youalsocry? Shouldbe happy.”
“原来发生了这种事啊。”陈焕听了也觉得不爽:“不过,小风不是把对方打得很惨吗?鲜血直飙呢!围观群众的舆论也站在你们这边了,最后应该算是完美收场吧,你咋还哭呢?应该开心起来啦。”Dongyellowlacrimal: „ Isighedpeople are just the victims of fate, beforeourWestern LiangStarOfficeprosperousperiod, was imposing, the professionalsawmyuncle, whowas dissolute? How manyyearshowevernowalsooverflowed, the officebecomesthisruined, a brokendirectorwants the unspoken ruleunexpectedlyI, ifin the past, howlikelyto havethismatter? OurDong...... is not really good, having a bamboo fenceis even
董黄泪道:“我只是感叹造化弄人,以前咱们西凉明星事务所鼎盛时期,多么威风,业内人士见了我叔叔,谁敢放肆?但是现在还没过多少年,事务所破败成这样,一个破导演居然想要潜规则我,要是当年,怎么可能发生这种事?咱们董家……真的是不行了,有一种虎落平Yangby the feeling that the dogbullies, is quite miserable. ”
阳被犬欺的感觉,好凄凉。”ChenHuandoes not know how to comfort: „, This, this...... coughs......”
陈焕也不知道怎么安慰好:“嘛,这个嘛,这个……咳……”Two people, are hearing the knockto resoundat this pointsuddenly.
两人正说到这里,突然听到敲门声响起。ChenHuanwalksto open the gate, sees onlyout of the doorto stand a middle-agedfatty, side is also standing a big fellow, two peopleheadswrap the thickbandage, in the handare also raising the gift box, smile that a faceflatters: „Hello, weareseek an interviewMissBianYujing.”
陈焕走过去拉开门,只见门外站着一个中年胖子,旁边还站着一个大块头,两人的头上都包着厚厚的绷带,手上还提着礼盒,一脸讨好的笑容:“您好,我们是来求见卞玉京小姐的。”ChenHuanlooks atbandage in theirbuild and Baotou, thought: Isn't thishemeowDongyellowhad just saidDirectorinandhisassistant? Mental handicap of mother, do thesetwotrashalsodareto visit?
陈焕一看他们的体形和包头上的绷带,心想:这他喵的不是董黄刚刚才说过的于导演和他的助理吗?妈的智障,这两个垃圾还敢上门来?ChenHuanraised the earthen bowlcontainerbigfist: „You twoarebyenoughhave not hit, canlookto hitspecially?”
陈焕举起了钵盂大的拳头:“你们两个是还没挨够打,要专门来找打吗?”Twofellowshave a scare, hurryto lower the head, recognizeinstigated: „Youmisunderstood, wecometo apologizetoMissDongandMissBian, but alsowantsmakes a final decisionthatrolematterandMissBian.”
两个家伙吓了一跳,赶紧低头,认怂:“您误会了,我们是来向董小姐、卞小姐赔礼道歉的,还想把那个角色的事情和卞小姐敲定。”Originally, AfterDaowas hitduring the daytime, returned to the hotel, the hotelsends peopleto sendhimto the hospital, he in the hospitaltreated the wound, morewantsmoreto fear, ponders, alwaysfeltoneselfoffended very seriousgreat person, thiswavemust certainlydie. Then the rich and powerfulwoman, does not tidy uphim should not to wantat the sceneto shock everybody, goes homelaterto cause a changecasually, canput in orderhimsuffers extreme distress.
原来,于导白天被打之后,逃回酒店,酒店派人送他去了医院,他在医院里治伤的时候,越想越怕,左思右想,总觉得自己得罪了很不得了的大人物,这一波肯定要死定了。那么有钱有势的女人,当场不收拾他应该是不想惊世骇俗,回家之后随便使点小钱,就能把他整得死去活来。
Such a thinks,hecould not sit stillagain, hurriedto buy the gift box, drew in the assistanttwo people, looksDongyellowandBianYujingapologized, firstwent toDongyellowhome, knocked on a doorquite a whileno one should, family/home that hurriedandarrives atBianYujing, lookedBianYujinglives insuchvillaunexpectedly, but alsoreally and ordinarythird-classutilitywas different, yesknowsfinallyoneselfreallykicked the sheet iron, now can only the little darlingbecome the grandson.
这么一想,他就再也坐不住了,赶紧去买了礼盒,拉上助理两人,来找董黄和卞玉京赔礼道歉,先去了董黄的家,敲门半天没人应,就赶紧又来到卞玉京的家,一看卞玉京居然是住这样的别墅,还真和普通的三流小演员不一样,总算是知道自己真的踢到了铁板,现在只能乖乖当孙子了。
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