MGILA :: Volume #7

#667: Elemental crystal of carbon elemental composition

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9 : 00 am, conventional renewal 早上 9 点,常规更新 ----- ----- What is called the highest boundary that installs to compel? 什么叫做装逼的最高境界呢？ According to the authors incomplete statistical result of hypertext fiction, installing to compel the highest boundary is plays the role of the pig to eat the tiger. First plays the role of a pig, then comes out to hit own face while the tiger the time, swallows down the tiger, moreover must disguise the appearance that a face compels ignorant is patting own belly, in the tiger to belly said: „Excuse me, receiving makes receiving let, I completely by you who the luck wins.” 据网络小说的作者们不完全的统计结果,装逼最高境界就是扮猪吃虎。首先扮成一头猪,然后趁着老虎出来打自己的脸的时候,一口把老虎吞下去,而且还要假装出一脸懵逼的样子拍着自己的肚子,对肚子里的老虎说:“不好意思,承让承让,我完全是靠运气赢的你。” Assistant in Daohe two people, currently have one type to be installed in the tripe feeling. 于导和助理两人,现在就有一种已经被装在了猪肚子里的感觉。 The shop owner in jeweller is lifting two diamonds high, calling out pitifully: „This is the real diamond, the goose egg is big, two do, why Warder day...... Warder day...... bring to work as the hidden weapon this thing? If what to do this did break? It is not right, the diamond is impossible to break, bad can only be the ground.” 珠宝店的店主高高地举着两颗钻石,惨叫着:“这是真的钻石,鹅蛋大,两颗,沃德天……沃德天啊啊啊……为什么把这东西拿来当暗器？这要是砸坏了怎么办？哦,不对,钻石根本就不可能砸坏啊,坏的只会是地面。” The jeweller shop owner discovered a terrifying truth, that is the diamond is used, when hidden weapon effect excellent, the degree of hardness is enough, pounds a person of clever pain, moreover does not need to be worried to break, must say that forcefully what fault, after that may pound, is picked by others. 珠宝店店主发现了一件恐怖的真相,那就是钻石用来当暗器效果绝佳啊,硬度足够,砸人贼痛,而且还不用担心砸坏掉,强行要说有什么坏处,那就有可能砸出去之后被别人捡走。 However, whose he meow does dare to pick to possess of such big diamond? Did not fear that was grasped? 但是,谁他喵的敢把这么大的钻石捡回去据为已有？不怕被抓么？ This world has a very strange rule, if you pick 100 dollars, holds the pocket, will not have what issue. But pretends that you pick a box, inside thinks of 1 million, does not dare toward own to capture in absolutely holds, because picks 100 to call the good luck to get rich, picks 1 million to call to invade illegally, is to be imprisoned. 这个世界有一个很奇怪的规则,假如你捡到一百块钱,揣进自己衣兜,不会有什么问题。但假装你捡到一个箱子,里面装着一百万,就绝对不敢往自己兜里揣,因为捡走一百块叫好运发财,捡走一百万叫非法侵占,是要坐牢的。 Therefore in the television will frequently present the news, somebody does not pocket the money 1 million great sum of money restore owners of lost articles who will pick, this is not the issue that he does want, the essential issue is the issue that he does dare to want. 所以电视里经常会出现新闻,某某人拾金不昧将捡到的一百万巨款归还失主,这不是他想不想要的问题,关键的问题是他敢不敢要的问题。 Putting here situation is also the same, if you luck is good to pick a small diamond ring, possessing of that is your luck is good, if you pick the goose egg big diamond, holds toward the pocket , the latter half of life prepares in the firmness. 放到这里情况也一样,你要是运气好捡到一枚小钻戒,据为已有那是你运气好,你要是捡到鹅蛋大的钻石,往衣兜里一揣,下半辈子就准备在牢里过吧。 The jewelry shop owner called out pitifully: „New-style attire compels the law, naming is: I took the diamond to smash your head, you have not dared the big combat that my diamond picked.” 珠宝店主惨叫道:“新式装逼法,取名为:我拿钻石砸了你的头,你还不敢把我的钻石捡走的大作战。” Crowds cold sweat straight wind...... 围观群众冷汗直飙…… Assistant in Daohe two people also cold sweat straight wind...... 于导和助理两人也冷汗直飙…… Jewelry shop owner both hands hold the diamond, returns to breeze in respectfully: „Young lady, this thing asked you to receive, the wealth did not expose one's valuables, safety first.” 珠宝店主双手捧着钻石,恭恭敬敬地送回到小风手里:“小姐,这东西请您收好啊,财不露白,安全第一。” „Peaceful anything entire, this type of broken stone is not valuable.” The breeze puts out 45 from the trunk, threw throwing in the hand, then to the head of assistant in Daohe, BiuBiuBiu was pounding. “安什么全呀,这种破石头又不值钱。”小风又从后备箱里拿出四五块,在手里抛了抛,然后对着于导和助理的脑袋,BiuBiuBiu地砸了过去。 Bumps! 碰碰碰！ The diamond smashes to fall to the ground again, plays the moving music. 钻石砸头再落地,发出动人的音乐。 in Daozhan has not been moving, the assistant also stands has not been moving, on head straight wind blood, does not dare to cover adeptly. 于导站着没动,助理也站着没动,脑袋上直飙血,不敢拿手捂。 Side that black and blue Sichuan rhubarb doormen smiles: „I know that iron-covered car(riage) is not transports/fortunes the trash the car(riage), hasn't this not clean aunt, you discovered? The car license of this car(riage) is strange.” 旁边那个鼻青脸肿的川军门童嘿嘿一笑:“我就知道,那辆铁皮车根本就不是什么运垃圾的车,这位也不清洁大婶,你们难道还没发现吗？这辆车的车牌非常诡异哦。” Listened to his such saying, many crowds circled to the vehicle in front of look at the car license, the assistant opened both hands to keep off in front of the vehicle, hears word also looked at a car license pleasing to the eyes. 听他这么一说,许多围观群众绕到车子前面去看车牌,那助理本来就张开双手挡在车子前面的,闻言也顺眼看了一下车牌。 Sees only the car license of this car(riage) to be strange, unexpectedly is „Chongqing A-999-001”. 只见这辆车的车牌非常古怪,居然是“渝A-999-001”。 The ordinary passer-by could not see completely this car license has what mystery, but the assistant actually looks at the complexion big change, from head to foot shivers. 普通路人完全看不出这车牌有什么玄机,但助理却看得脸色大变,混身颤抖。 Passer-by armor strange say/way: „Is this car license so why strange? Cannot understand.” 一名路人甲奇道:“这个车牌为啥这么怪？看不懂啊。” The doormens hehe said with a smile: „Worked as dozens years by me experience that doormen who helps the customer driving gate, this should be a vehicle that hangs the diplomatic license, in other words, this is the crooked kernel car(riage). Chongqing A expressed that in car license that double celebrates, following 999 are the national codes, for example the national code of South Korea is 196, the national code of Britain is 223, Zimbabwe is 233...... which country, although I do not know 999 am, but inevitably was also some code mistakenly! Final 001 indicated, this is this/should country in the first car(riage) that itself gets new license, is equivalent to the status of chief diplomat. Recombination type diamond the individuality that when the trash throws, this country is rich in the diamond surely......” 门童嘿嘿笑道:“以我当了几十年帮顾客开车门的门童的经验,这应该是一辆挂外交牌照的车子,也就是说,这是歪果仁的车。渝A表示在双庆上的车牌,后面的999是国家编码,例如韩国的国家编码是196,英国的国家编码是223,津巴布韦是233……虽然我不知道999是哪个国家,但是必然也是某个国家编码错不了的！最后的001表示,这是该国在本国上牌的第一辆车,也就是相当于首席外交官的身份。再结合这种把钻石当垃圾扔的个性,这个国家必定盛产钻石……” The crowds enthusiastically applaud immediately: „Many thanks the illustration, worthily is the specialized doormen.” 围观群众立即热烈鼓掌:“多谢解说,不愧是专业的门童。” The doormens said loudly: „ Can the diamond two girls who the chief diplomat, when the hidden weapon uses drives to bring, will be for a small role of Pianzili, on decolorization 门童大声道:“能把钻石当暗器用的首席外交官开车带来的两个姑娘,是会为了一个片子里的小角色,就去色 Tempts the director? Your these stupid passer-by A , B , C , D, awake! When do you also want two to arrive? ” 诱导演的吗？你们这些愚蠢的路人甲乙丙丁,醒醒吧！你们还要二到什么时候？” „, So that's how it is.” “哇,原来如此。” „I am quite stupid, why wants to understand at this time?” “我他妈的好蠢,为什么这时候才想明白？” Ate the melon the crowds to awaken finally. 吃瓜的围观群众们终于醒悟过来了。 „I scratch, the trash director, was almost deceived by you.” “我擦,垃圾导演,差点被你骗了。” „Your this trash thinks that unspoken rule others, were patted by the ash-tray also got what one deserves.” “你这垃圾想潜规则别人,被烟灰缸拍了也是活该。” „Does your type of trash also want to compensate? My he meow must hit the excrement you, fires off runs to look how you ask me to compensate.” “你这种垃圾还想要赔偿？我他喵的也要来打屎你,打完就跑看你怎么找我要赔偿。” The crowds to rub sleeve, prepares dozen of people together. 围观群众一起撸袖子,准备打人。 Assistant in Daohe two people complained of hardship secretly, was finished, annoying what person is this? Two people do not dare again and several younger sisters scurried about, hurries to cover the head to run toward the hotel, runs also called out: „Security, the security, we are the residents, you must protect the safety of resident.” 于导和助理两人暗暗叫苦,这下完蛋了,惹了什么人啊这是？两人也不敢再和几位妹子上窜下跳了,赶紧捂着脑袋就往酒店里跑,边跑还边叫道:“保安,保安,我们是住客,你们得保护住客的安全吧。” The security is helpless, has to stand to block the crowds: „Does not have the means that the responsibility duty is, everyone understands.” 保安无奈,只好站出来挡住围观群众:“没办法,责职所在,大家理解一下。” The breeze faced the fellow who two are escaping distressedly to call out after: „Hey, do not compensate runs? Comes back to discuss the compensation, I very have money, I can repay.” 小风在后面对着两个狼狈逃跑的家伙叫道:“喂,不要赔偿就跑了吗？回来商量赔偿啊,我贼有钱,我赔得起。” People: „......” 众人:“……” Good, you very had money we to know, powder powder. The crowds discovered that may not look lively, starts to diverge. Dong yellow saw the matter to level, finally is not afraid, but she hit the person after all, at heart also a little empty, drew Bian Yujing and breeze, said in a low voice: „We also walk.” 好吧,你贼有钱我们已经知道了,散了吧散了吧。围观群众们发现已经没有热闹可看了,开始散去。董黄看到事情摆平了,终于不害怕了,但是她毕竟是打了人,心里还有点虚,拉了拉卞玉京和小风,低声道:“我们也走吧。” „That person did not say that wants us to compensate the medical expenses? His money with has not walked.” Small air flue. “那个人不是说要我们赔医药费？他钱都没拿就走啦。”小风道。 Bian Yujing is good at watching a person's every mood, the smile said: „He feared probably several stones that we, you took were scared him, should not dare to look for we must compensate the appearance.” 卞玉京擅长察言观色,微笑道:“他好像是怕了我们了,你拿出来的几块石头吓着了他,应该是不敢找我们要赔偿了的样子。” „Well? Does this stone have this effect?” Breeze strange say/way: „Isn't by the elemental crystal of carbon elemental composition? Seeming like although is very attractive, in fact the use is not widespread, lacks the scientific research value, lacks the practical value, is very useless mineral. To be honest, I thought that the use of iron ore compares this big, the iron at least can smelt many goods.” “咦？这石头还有这种效果？”小风奇道:“不就是由碳元素组成的单质晶体吗？看起来虽然很好看,实际上用途并不广泛,缺乏科研价值,也缺乏实用价值,是很没用的矿物呢。老实说,我觉得铁矿石的用处都比这个大,铁至少能冶炼成多种物品。” Dong yellow: „......” 董黄:“……” „Ok, he does not want the medical expenses is also good, that passer-by said a moment ago also right, spends on giving this type of trash money treats the wound to be unworthy, might as well donates the poor mountainous area.” The breeze said with a smile: „Walks, boards, we go home.” “算了,他不要医药费也好,刚才那个路人说得也对,把钱花在给这种垃圾上治伤不值得,还不如捐给贫穷山区。”小风笑道:“走吧,上车,咱们回家去。”
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