MGILA :: Volume #7

#612: I must open rule as a dictatorship the tyrant pattern

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9 : 00 pm, conventional renewal 晚上 9 点,常规更新 ----- ----- Press woman both hands hold the head, rolls on the ground: „What ghost lifeform a moment ago was that?” 女记者双手抱头,在地上滚来滚去:“刚才那是什么鬼生物？” Nearby photographer sweat said: „Buoys up, that is Captain Riitta.” 旁边的摄影师大汗道:“振作起来,那就是丽塔上尉。” „I know that is Captain Riitta.” The press women called out pitifully: „But is not Captain Riitta in my mind, certainly has what accident, had/left what accident/surprise, when she comes out to interview her well.” “我知道是丽塔上尉。”女记者惨叫道:“但这才不是我印象中的丽塔上尉,一定是有什么变故,出了什么意外,等她出来得好好采访一下她。” Nearby Chen Huan the sweat, Di also shrugged immediately spirit: „Oh, but also thinks that can commute a sentence, finally she runs to do, harms the opportunity that I commute a sentence not to have.” 旁边的陈焕顿时大汗,荻灵也摊了摊手:“唉,还以为可以减刑了,结果她自己跑出来做死,害我连减刑的机会都没了。” Quick, Riitta in came out from the bathrooms, the body also binds that thin quilt, the both feet is jumping...... the entrance in the bathrooms to stop, was saying to the living room in press woman: „What matter do you ask me to have?” 很快,丽塔从卫浴间里出来了,身上还裹着那条薄被子,双脚跳出来……在卫浴间门口停下,对着客厅里的女记者道:“你找我有啥事？” The press women incomparably crawl to set out difficultly: „I heard that you did do grocery shopping?” 女记者艰难无比地爬起身来:“我听说你去买菜了？” „Does grocery shopping?” Riitta is greatly wonderful: „No, I have lain on the bed a moment ago look at the tablet PC, has not gone to do grocery shopping.” “买菜？”丽塔大奇:“没有啊,我刚才一直躺在床上看平板电脑,没有去买菜啊。” The press women turned to Chen Huan indignantly: „Mr. Chen!” 女记者愤愤地转向了陈焕:“陈先生！” Chen Huan has to let go: „Good, I want to say a white lie a moment ago.” 陈焕只好摊手:“好吧,我刚才只是想说一个善意的谎言。” The press women incomparably turned to Riitta depressed: „Captain Riitta, how do you bind the strip quilt to fling about?” 女记者郁闷无比地转向了丽塔:“丽塔上尉,你怎么裹着条被子跳来跳去的？” „, Because is disinclined to wear the clothes.” Riitta hehe said with a smile: „When clothes type of thing, gets out of bed must put on, when it is time to sleep must take off/escape, is troublesome, in any case continuously on the bed is lying down the words, did not put on it simply, this can also avoid taking off/escaping, only needed to bind the quilt to be good.” “哦,因为懒得穿衣服嘛。”丽塔嘿嘿笑道:“衣服这种东西,起床时要穿,睡觉时又要脱,多麻烦,反正都一直在床上躺着的话,干脆就不穿它了,这样也就可以避免脱,只需要一直裹着被子就好。” „Is this you binds the quilt to jump in the reason to bathroom?” The press women felt that a dizziness, nearly throws down, she supports oneself forehead: „I discovered that among us seems something to discuss in detail, can you come on the sofa to sit down to speak in detail?” “这就是你裹着被子跳到卫生间里的理由？”女记者感觉到一阵晕眩,险些摔倒,她扶住自己的额头:“我发现我们之间好像有些事必须详细地探讨一下,你能来沙发上坐下详谈吗？” „Does not want!” Riitta shakes the head: „Jumps from here to the sofa goes to jump at least ten, I stood with you said here, said direct rebound bedroom, can save the time that ten times jumped.” “不要！”丽塔摇了摇头:“从我这里跳到沙发去起码要跳十下,我就站在这里和你说吧,说完了直接跳回卧室,就能省下十次跳跃的功夫了。” „Pū!” A press woman old blood spurted on the ceiling is so high. “噗！”女记者一口老血喷上了天花板这么高。 The good half sound, she to crawl again, as a specialized reporter, even the hail of bullets will still continue to interview, this trivial rare and beautiful flowers captain, cannot overthrow her. Her standing body, asked difficultly: „Captain Riitta, I heard that your housework is versatile, very diligent......” 好半响,她才再次爬起来,作为一名专业的记者,即使枪林弹雨也会继续采访,这区区奇葩上尉,是打不倒她的。她艰难地站直身子,问道:“丽塔上尉,我听说你家务全能,十分勤快……” „Not!” Riitta broke her immediately: „That misunderstands, during that time I was controlled with the magic by this named Di spirit bad woman, turned into her slave, therefore she orders me to do these housework anything, that is not my original intention.” “不不不！”丽塔马上就打断了她:“那都是误会啦,那段时间我被这个叫荻灵的坏女人用魔法控制了,变成了她的奴隶,所以她就命令我去做那些家务啊什么的,那不是我的本意。” The press women then understand: „So that's how it is, then, your original appearance?” 女记者这才明白过来:“原来如此,那么,你本来的样子？” „Right, is the present this, hahahaha!” Riitta laughs. “没错,就是现在这样,哈哈哈哈！”丽塔大笑。 The press women are sweating profusely: „That...... can that I interview your real life?” 女记者满头大汗:“那……那我能采访一下你真实的生活态度吗？” „Ok.” Riitta said: „Having what issue asked by all means I am good.” “行啊。”丽塔道:“有什么问题只管问我就好。” „Excuse me, be still being the liaison officer now?” “请问,你现在还在担任联络员吗？” „No! I am on leave now, ha, leave! The captain promised personally gave me one month of leave, I am enjoying my happily leave time.” “没有！我现在正在休假,哈哈哈,休假！舰长亲口许诺给了我一个月的休假,我正在享受我愉快的休假时光。” The press woman perspiration said: „You are on leave will pass like this?” 女记者汗道:“你休假的时候都会这样度过吗？” „Yes!” Riitta replied: „When leave I will roll up on bed at home, anything does not want to do, makes the time calmly pass......” “是的！”丽塔答道:“休假时我都会蜷缩在家里的床上,啥也不想做,就让时光静静地流逝……” The press woman perspiration said: „What do you eat?” 女记者汗道:“那你吃什么呢？” „When sirius I eat to go, or eats the compressed biscuit.” Riitta said: „Here will be more comfortable, because this bullied me named Di spirit bad woman in the past few days, therefore Mr. Chen orders her to compensate me, these days helped me work, therefore I can lie on the bed, making her deliver food. Right, toothpaste toothbrush, oh, what a pity restroom having no way makes her help on me, must result to go to the bathroom.” “在天狼星时我就吃外卖呀,或者吃压缩饼干啊。”丽塔道:“在这里会更舒服一点,因为前些天这个叫荻灵的坏女人欺负了我,所以陈先生命令她补偿我,在这些日子里帮我做事,所以我可以躺在床上,让她把食物送过来。对了,还有牙膏牙刷,唉,可惜厕所没法让她帮我上,必须得自己去卫生间。” Press woman and photographer together sweat: „This...... this is crazed.” 女记者和摄影师一起大汗:“这……这是何等丧心病狂。” The press women thought of anything suddenly, asked: „Hasn't that your several days taken a bath?” 女记者突然想到了什么,问道:“那,你到底几天没洗澡了？” „, Also a few days, at most one week.” Riitta said: „I at home, where had not gone in any case, has not smeared oneself, so long as does not go out, should be able never to take a bath will not be dirty.” “嘛,也没几天啦,顶多一周。”丽塔道:“反正我一直在家,哪里也没去,又没把自己弄脏,只要不出门,应该可以永远不洗澡也不会脏吧。” „It is not dirty has ghost, help mother.” The press women called out pitifully, dashed about wildly the room, fell flusters to escape, jumps up to stop the invisible shuttle machine after room, that airplane hurried to start, whiz flushed the universe, escaping was also quicker than the rabbit. “不脏才有鬼啊,救命啊妈妈。”女记者惨叫一声,狂奔出屋,落慌而逃,跳上停在屋后的隐形穿梭机,那飞机赶紧发动,嗖地一声冲回了宇宙,逃得比兔子还快。 Chen Huan raises head to look that vanishes puts on the loose machine that does not see, long sighed, turns around: „Words that this reporter did not speak, I almost forgot, hasn't Riitta your one week taken a bath unexpectedly?” 陈焕仰头看着消失不见的穿松机,长长叹了口气,转过身来:“这记者不说的话,我都差点忘了,丽塔你居然一周没洗澡了？” „Yes! What's wrong?” “是呀！怎么了？” „Immediately, hurries, immediately gives me to take a bath.” Chen Huan almost jumped. “立即,赶紧,马上给我去洗澡。”陈焕差点跳了起来。 „Does not want, I am on leave, during the leave, even captain's order will not listen, Mr. Chen is only the husband of captain, your order I do not need to listen.” Riitta hmph hmph saying: „We are equal, when I restored the service time, listens to your order to take a bath again is not late.” “不要,我在休假,休假期间就算是舰长的命令也不会听,陈先生只是舰长的丈夫,你的命令我更不需要听。”丽塔哼哼道:“我们是平等的,等我恢复了勤务的时候,再听你的命令去洗澡也不晚。” Chen Huan sweat: „You restored the service, was that one month later matter?” 陈焕大汗:“等你恢复勤务,那是一个月以后的事了吧？” „, Has not crossed for a week, strict, my vacation also 23 days ended.” “不不不,已经过了一周了,严格来说,我的假期还有23天结束。” Chen Huan called out pitifully: „, Do you also want to wait for 23 talents to take a bath you mean that?” 陈焕惨叫:“啊啊啊,你的意思就是说,你还要等23天才会去洗澡吗？” „Theoretically should be this.” “理论上来说应该是这样。” Chen Huan: „......” 陈焕:“……” , Does in the family/home also to do like this smelly? Especially she lies down the sofa that daily is not resettling, sooner or later will start becomes smelly. Chen Huan complexion sinks, suddenly yelled: „It is not right, I suddenly had the huge question to the freedoms and equal these two words, freely really? Equality really?” 啊啊啊,这样搞下去家里也会搞臭的吧？尤其是她天天躺着不挪窝的沙发,早晚会开始变臭的。陈焕脸色一沉,突然大叫道:“不对劲,我突然对自由和平等这两个词产生了巨大的疑问,自由真的好吗？平等真的好吗？” „What's wrong? Why doubts the freedom and equality suddenly?” Riitta is greatly wonderful. “怎么了？为啥突然置疑自由平等？”丽塔大奇。 „Makes your fellow enjoy the freedom and equality simply is the world's largest sorrow.” Chen Huandao: „I, now, must enter rule as a dictatorship the tyrant pattern.” Riitta: „......” “让你这种家伙享自由平等简直就是世界上最大的悲哀。”陈焕道:“我,现在,必须进入独裁暴君模式了。”丽塔:“……” Chen Huan puts out a hand to Di spirit one finger/refers: „Di spirits, you drew the bathroom Riitta, scrubbing brush to put cleanly again.” 陈焕伸手对着荻灵一指:“荻灵,你把丽塔拖进浴室,洗刷刷干净了再放出来。” Di smiles spirit: „Good, she directed me to run around in circles recently daily, I have wanted to scrub her one time ruthlessly.” She puts out a giant pig wool brush from the back suddenly, does not know how long prepared. 荻灵嘿嘿一笑:“好啊,她最近天天使唤得我团团转,我早就想狠狠地洗刷她一次了。”她突然从背后拿出一个巨大的猪毛刷子,也不知道准备了多久了。 In Riitta heart one nervous: „, What do not make to me? Hey, you cannot like this, should respect others' individuality and life style, cannot impose one's views on others with own life style, your not to drop.” 丽塔心中一慌:“不是吧,你们要对我做什么？喂喂,你们不能这样,应该尊重别人的个性和生活方式,不能用自己的生活方式强加于人,你们这样是不对滴。” „I respect a head. Di spirit, begins!” Chen Huandao. “我尊重个头。荻灵,动手！”陈焕道。 Di one jumped spirit, puts out a hand to grasp to Riitta. 荻灵刷地一下跳了上去,伸手抓向丽塔。
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