MGILA :: Volume #7

#611: That is what ghost lifeform

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The day before yesterday WE overturned certainly, beat savagely EDG, in addition one! 前天WE绝地翻盘,暴打了EDG,加一更！ Then the issue came, why can I for the day before yesterday matter in addition? Because, I was really could not find reason. 然后问题来了,我为啥要为前天发生的事加更呢？因为,我实在是找不到加更的理由了啊啊啊啊。 ----- ----- Then the press woman conducted some ordinary interviews, asked some Chen Huan everyday problems, how for example he likes what food and what color, usually sending time one kind, interviewed the celebrities to be similar to the news media of Earth, in any case was some of topics that did not have the nutrition. 接下来女记者又进行了一些普通的采访,问了陈焕一些日常问题,例如他喜欢什么食物、什么颜色、平时怎么打发时间一类的,就和地球的新闻媒体采访名人们差不多,反正都是些没营养的话题。 But this issue some people want to know! Like the things of these stars, regardless of great thin, the fans are interested in understanding. These fans have big one lump to know the excrement that you draw, is simply bewildered. 但这种问题偏偏就有人想知道！就像那些明星们的事情一样,不论巨细,粉丝们都有兴趣去了解。这些粉丝连你拉出来的屎有多大一坨都想知道,简直莫名其妙。 Chen Huan currently actually has the celebrity effect in the sirius, therefore these matters were also asked that has to speak thoughtlessly the explanation, the press woman records with the recording note, the interview job proceeds very smoothly, after one hour, the interview must end finally. The press women stand up, striking an attitude to walk, suddenly thinks that anything resembles, said with a smile: „Right, Mr. Chen, my coming, not only need interview you, but also wants to interview ‚sirius most true , the good and beautiful enlisted woman’, does not know her now where.” 陈焕现在其实已经在天狼星有了名人效应,所以这些事也被问到,只好随口解答,女记者用录音笔记录下来,采访工作进行得十分顺利,直到一个小时之后,采访终于要结束了。女记者站起身来,作势要走,突然想到什么似的,笑道:“对了,陈先生,我这次前来,不光是要采访你,还想采访一下‘天狼星最真善美女兵’,不知道她现在何处。” „Well?” Chen Huanda: „Sirius most true , the good and beautiful enlisted woman? Who?” “咦？”陈焕大奇:“天狼星最真善美女兵？谁呀？” The press women said with a smile: „Is the team leader of purgatory number carrier air group, Captain Riitta. According to what has been heard, her body has many female moral excellence, industrious, good and helpful, housework versatile, looks after with great solicitude...... in brief, moral excellence that on all traditional females contains, on her has almost completely, is the sirius man most wants to marry for wife's No.1 goal, she in sirius now unusual fire.” 女记者笑道:“就是炼狱号舰载机大队的队长,丽塔上尉。据闻,她身上拥有非常多的女性美德,勤劳、善良、乐于助人、家务全能、体贴入微……总之,所有传统女性身上蕴含的美德,她身上几乎全部拥有,是天狼星男人最想娶为老婆的No.1目标,她在天狼星现在非常的火呢。” „Nanie?” Chen Huan is startled: „What ghost?” “纳尼？”陈焕大吃一惊:“什么鬼？” Chen Huan thinks diligently, finally recalls, Riitta by that time of Di spirit control , any military officer group of probably sirius had been asked her situation, was praised wantonly, afterward she also received many love letters. 陈焕努力地想了想,终于回想起来,丽塔在被荻灵控制的那段时间里,好像是有一个天狼星的什么军官团来问过她的情况,然后被大肆夸奖了一番,后来她还收到了很多情书。 Chen Huanben thinks that matter not following, actually does not know that matter in the fermentation condition, the sirius official has propagandized as a model her, had the extensive influence in the army, even passes rapidly through the interstellar, gave the sirius her deeds return. 陈焕本以为那件事没有后续了,却不知道,那件事一直在发酵状态,天狼星的官方将她作为了一个典型来进行宣传,在军中造成了广泛的影响,甚至通过星际通迅,将她的事迹回报给了天狼星。 She had been evaluated „most true , the good and beautiful enlisted woman” by the sirius and „annual man of the hour” and „ten big outstanding youth” and so on titles, even the sirius spring festival gala planned that invited her to enter the stage, making her stand erect for the benchmark that all the people learned/studied. 她已经被天狼星评为“最真善美女兵”、“年度风云人物”、“十大杰出青年”等等称号,甚至天狼星的春节联欢晚会都打算邀请她出场,让她竖立为全民学习的标杆。 But „eight cloud newspaper offices” reporter coming, planned while interviewing Chen Huan, interviewed Riitta while convenient, conducted the follow-up reporting her deeds, what making these lazy fellows have a look at to be the true good woman. 而“八云报社”的记者这次前来,就是打算在采访陈焕的同时,顺便采访一下丽塔,将她的事迹进行一下后续报道,让那些懒惰的家伙们看看什么叫真正的好女人。 The press women smile saying: „Can Mr. Chen ask Riitta to come out, I make several pictures to her, asked several questions.” 女记者微笑道:“陈先生能不能请丽塔出来,我给她拍几张照片,问几个问题。” „!” Chen Huan hurried to face upward to hit: „Aiyu, excuse me, Riitta is not at home now, she worries for our family person, now is going to the food market to do grocery shopping.” “啊！”陈焕赶紧仰天打了个哈哈:“哎呦,不好意思,丽塔现在不在家呀,她为我们一家子人操碎了心,现在正去菜市场买菜去了。” „Well? Didn't Earth have food distribution company?” “咦？地球还没有食物配送公司吗？” „Has!” Chen Huan hurries saying: „Although can order the vegetables distribution service in Shucai Corporation, but Riitta never uses that service, she likes herself going to the food market to buy, this can buy freshly the best vegetable/dish.” “有！”陈焕赶紧道:“虽然可以在蔬菜公司订购蔬菜配送服务,但是丽塔从来不用那个服务,她喜欢自己去菜市场买,这样才能买到最新鲜最好的菜。” „So that's how it is.” The press women hurry to take down: Industrious Riitta, prepares food for the family people personally, goes to the food market to do grocery shopping personally, never uses the distribution service. “原来如此啊。”女记者赶紧记下:勤劳的丽塔,为一大家子人亲手准备食物,亲自去菜市场买菜,从来不使用配送服务。 When takes down this, the press woman felt that a little feels inferior, she never does grocery shopping, with the dish that the distribution company distributes, in this regard, completely by the true , the good and beautiful enlisted woman being inferior, no wonder she has many people to like spicily, the popularity thief is high. 在记下这一句的时候,女记者感觉到有点自惭形秽,她就从来不买菜,都是用配送公司配送的菜品,在这一点上,就完全被真善美女兵给比下去啦,难怪她有辣么多人喜欢,人气贼高。 The press women sighed: „I wait for her to do grocery shopping here the return, shoots several her to raise the picture of shopping basket while convenient.” 女记者叹道:“我就在这里等她买菜归来吧,顺便拍几张她提着菜篮子的照片。” „?” Chen Huan hurries saying: „This...... feared that must wait for a long time is very very long, she to buy the best vegetable/dish, is always selective, spends a lot of time, is tired sweat not to dislike laboriously, if you must wait for her, being possible to wait for a long time is very very long.” “啊？”陈焕赶紧道:“这个……怕是要等很久很久哦,她为了买到最好的菜,总是精挑细选,花很多时间,累出一头大汗也不嫌辛苦,你们如果要等她的话,有可能要等很久很久。” „That are not related.” The press women said: „As a specialized newsman, I will even brave the hail of bullets to interview in the battlefield, trivial multi- and other hours is not a problem.” “那没关系。”女记者道:“作为一个专业的新闻记者,我甚至会冒着枪林弹雨在战场上采访,区区多等几个小时并不成问题。” It is not a problem has ghost! In Chen Huanxin called out pitifully, swells the office? Can swell the type to help Riitta conceal? 不成问题才有鬼啊啊啊！陈焕心中惨叫,肿么办？要肿么样才能帮丽塔掩饰过去？ At this time the press woman looked at the clean neat family/home, asked: „In this family/home is quite clean, excuse me, clean is Riitta do?” 这时候女记者看了看干净整洁的家,问道:“这家里好干净,请问,清洁是丽塔做的吗？” Chen Huan hurries saying: „Right, is she does.” 陈焕赶紧道:“没错,是她做的。” Nearby Di spirit grievance does not want: What, is I does obviously. Ok, before Riitta had also done, I did not come out to spit the trough of shining. 旁边的荻灵委屈得不要不要的:什么嘛,明明就是我做的。算了,以前丽塔也做过,我就不出来吐焕焕的槽了。 The press women put out a hand to touch on the floor, raised hand, in the hand did not have the least bit mud ash unexpectedly, she sighed: „Warder day, Riitta this does cleanly is really great, even on the floor does not have the dust.” Chen Huan hurries to give Di to throw a comfort spirit the look: Laborious you. 女记者伸手在地板上摸了一下,举起手来,手上居然没有半点泥灰,她不禁叹道:“沃德天,丽塔这清洁做得真是没得说,连地板上都没灰尘。”陈焕赶紧给荻灵投过去一个安慰的眼神:辛苦你了。 Di spirit small mouth one honk, snort/hum! 荻灵小嘴一嘟,哼！ Chen Huan gathers side quietly Di spirit, pulls down the sound said: „Hey, your wicked idea are most, tries to find the solution quickly, how to deceive?” 陈焕悄悄凑到荻灵身边,压低声道:“喂,你鬼点子最多,快想办法,怎么糊弄过去？” „Why can deceive?” Di spirit say/way: „Makes the reporter see that real Riitta isn't good?” “为啥要糊弄？”荻灵道:“让记者看到真实的丽塔不好么？” „It is not quite good.” Chen Huandao: „Riitta also attaches great importance to face-saving, good, so long as your idea helped Riitta solve this time encirclement, I allowed you to be the slave to compensate her time decay half to her.” “不太好吧。”陈焕道:“人家丽塔也要面子嘛,好吧,只要你想法帮丽塔解了这次的围,我允许你给她做奴隶补偿她的时间减少一半。” „Yeah? Really?” Di spirit great happiness: „I think......” “哎？真的？”荻灵大喜:“那我来想想……” She rotates focuses on the bead, in the brain is thinking the bad idea. 她转动着眼珠子,脑子里想着坏主意。 At this time, from the bedroom to that corridor of living room, resounded „” and „” the sound, sounds like has anything to wear the slipper to jump, the slipper every falls to the ground one time, exudes one „”. 就在这时候,从卧室到客厅的那条走廊里面,响起了“啪”、“啪”的声音,听起来像是有什么东西穿着拖鞋在跳跃,拖鞋每一次落地,就发出一声“啪”。 In the living room everyone did not control self turns the head to look at the past, saw only the body to bind a Riitta of thin quilt, on the foot is wearing a slipper, why...... can jump in the beat? Because the body is binding the quilt, the whole person was bound looks like a caterpillar, cannot walk normally, has with jumping. 客厅里所有人都不自禁地转头看过去,只见身上裹着一条薄被子的丽塔,脚上穿着一双拖鞋,在跳动……为啥要跳呢？因为身上裹着被子,整个人被裹得像一条毛毛虫,不能正常走路,只好用跳的。 She jumps in the entrance to bathrooms, hits with the shoulder, the gate opened, then she turns toward in the bathrooms to jump. 她啪嗒啪嗒跳到卫浴间的门口,用肩头一撞,门开了,然后她又向着卫浴间里跳去。 People: „......” 众人:“……” The press women make an effort to rub the eyes: „Well well? That...... isn't that Captain Riitta?” 女记者用力揉了揉眼睛:“咦咦咦？那……那不就是丽塔上尉吗？” „Un! Is I, asks me to have the matter?” Riitta turns the head: „Now first leaves urgently was saying, I could not hold, first goes to bathroom comes to say with you again.” “嗯！是我,找我有事？”丽塔转过头来:“不过现在先别急着说,我憋不住了,先上了厕所再来和你说。” She continues to jump in the bathrooms, then with foot one group, earth fault closes. 她继续啪嗒啪嗒跳进卫浴间,然后用脚一拨,碰地一声关上了门。 „What ghost lifeform that...... is that?” Press women „” called out pitifully: „That is not I Riitta who wants to see, I definitely was the vertigo.” “那……那是什么鬼生物？”女记者“啊”地一声惨叫道:“那才不是我想要看到的丽塔,我肯定是眼花了。”
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