MGILA :: Volume #6

#566: Copies the poem word to soak the younger sister

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This morning father-in-law got out of bed to jog, runs was less than 20 meters, under was exhausted, could not move, is sticking out one's tongue like the old dog. Ended ended, the fat dwelling also transported anything to move, the dwelling died at home. 今早公公起床跑步,跑了不到20米,累趴下,动弹不得,吐着舌头像老狗一样。完了完了,肥宅还运什么动,还是在家里宅死吧。 Adds one for the fat dwelling! 为肥宅加一更！ ---- ---- „, This also has nothing to be laughed.” Chen Huan shrugged: „I thought that four elements are merely illusions is not credible, anything emptied lived also has any meaning, un un, your idea was very scientific, very promising.” “哦,这倒也没啥好见笑的。”陈焕摊了摊手:“我就觉得四大皆空不怎么靠谱,什么都空了活着还有啥意思,嗯嗯,你的想法很科学,很有前途。” „Can young master master direct the concubine body poetry together?” Bian Yujing face reveal hopes the color. “公子爷能指点一下妾身诗词一道？”卞玉京脸露期许之色。 Chen Huan takes a fresh look at the poem that she wrote: Cuts candle Prasarn not to think remote, delivers Monarch orchid Jidu river bank. Is willing to plant a Xiaoxiang, sends asks Xue big wave with the spring breeze. 陈焕重新看了看她写的诗:剪烛巴山别思遥,送君兰楫渡江皋。愿将一幅潇湘种,寄与春风问薛涛。 „This is one sees off the poem!” Chen Huan putting on airs said/tunnel: „Although decent, but lacks startled certainly the colorful sentence, the class/flow was ordinary.” “这是一首送别诗！”陈焕装模作样地道:“虽然像模像样,但是缺乏惊才绝艳之句,流于平凡了。” „?” Bian Yujing thought: Really is this? I also feel this poem, although is good, but is not very shocking, is unable to read to feel very good, is good, is unable to the person that wish flies the feeling. “啊？”卞玉京心想:果然是这样么？我自己也觉得这诗虽然还行,但却不够惊艳,无法让人一读就感觉到很棒,非常棒,无法给人那种想要飞起来似的感觉。 However, she felt like this, was said like this very injured, honk the small mouth said: „Young master, since has this respected opinion, young master’s poem definitely did write very good? Can write one to see off the poem to make jade Capital open mind?” 不过,她自己是这样觉得,被人这样说还是很受伤,嘟起小嘴道:“公子既然有此高见,那公子的诗肯定写得很棒了？能不能写一首送别诗来让玉京开开眼界呢？” Chen Huan listens to this lines, immediately great happiness, ha! 陈焕一听这台词,顿时大喜,哇哈哈哈！ Came! 来了！ Came! 来了！ Came! 来了！ All passes through the historical novel to have the repertoire that finally came! The beautiful women asked the poem, then this Sir bore several from original world Tang poem 300 casually, once were read, the beautiful woman was startled I for the Celestial immediately, lay prostrate in worship to me, the good sensitivity to increase, was the offering to volunteer pillow mat, joined the harem, passed through the historical novel to write like this, my he meow also thinks that was deceives people, has not thought that finally was also one's turn my Chen Huan, ha. 所有穿越历史小说必有的套路,终于来了！美女问诗,然后本大爷从原世界唐诗三百首中随便背上几首,一经念出,美女立即惊我为天人,对我顶礼膜拜,好感度大增,然后就是自荐枕席,加入后宫,穿越历史小说都这样写,我他喵的还以为那是骗人的,没想到终于也轮到我陈焕了,哈哈哈。 Don't be upset, stands firm, do not smile, at this time must install to compel, must install to compel, must exhibit the cloud poor business conditions light appearance, ability to improve rapidly, shakes the younger sister. 不要慌,稳住,不要笑,这时候要装逼,要非常装逼,要摆出云淡风轻的样子,七步成诗,震住妹子。 Chen Huan „coughing”, crossed the hands behind the back to stand, raises the head to the day, light said/tunnel: „West old friend refined language Yellow Crane Tower......” 陈焕“咳”了一声,负手而立,仰首向天,淡淡地道:“故人西辞黄鹤楼……” Second „fireworks under Yangzhou has not exported in March/three months” with enough time, a back more than ten small feet launching trample suddenly. Originally is more than ten female students on class contains indignant the foot together, tramples randomly, Chen Huan a pitiful yell, was trampled flew in nearby flower garden. 第二句“烟花三月下扬州”还没来得及出口,背后突然有十几只小脚一起飞踹过来。原来是班上的十几个女生一起含愤出脚,一通乱踹,陈焕啊啊啊地一阵惨叫,被踹飞到了旁边的花圃里面。 Then the female students snatched her position, was saying to Bian Yujing: „Do not listen to that man to talk nonsense, he will write a fart poem, wants to copy others, comes, Bian Miss you are listening, we must start the back poem now, we seeing off a poem back cleanness, making that man not have the poem to copy.” 然后女生们抢了她的位置,对着卞玉京道:“别听那男人胡扯,他会作屁个诗,就是想抄别人的,来来来,卞姑娘你听着,我们现在要开始背诗了,我们会把送别诗背个干净,让那男人无诗可抄。” A female student hmph hmph, the back said: „West old friend refined language Yellow Crane Tower, fireworks in March/three months under Yangzhou. The this solitary one sail far shadow blue sky completely, only sees the Yangtze River horizon class/flow.” 一个女生哼哼了一声,背道:“故人西辞黄鹤楼,烟花三月下扬州。孤帆远影碧空尽,唯见长江天际流。” The back ended draws back backward, changed a female student, hmph hmph saying: „Weicheng toward the rain yi light dust, guest-quarters green willow Sexin. Urged Monarch completely one glass of liquor, west to Yangguan for no reason person.” 背完向后一退,换了一个女生上来,哼哼道:“渭城朝雨浥轻尘,客舍青青柳色新。劝君更尽一杯酒,西出阳关无故人。” The back ends the second female student also to draw back backward, exchanges the third female student: „The cold rain Lianjiang night enters Wu, the dawn sees a visitor out clear/pain Shangu. The Luoyang relatives and friends such as asked that honor and integrity in jade pot.” 背完第二个女生也向后一退,又换上第三个女生:“寒雨连江夜入吴,平明送客楚山孤。洛阳亲友如相问,一片冰心在玉壶。” Then, the female students started the super bull wheel to move, a female student back ended a poem, one let to side, another female student joined, recited a poem, these female students were the students of department of literature, recited the poem to them like drinking water easy, the ancient and modern in China and abroad, Tang Song , Yuan , Ming , Qing, saw off the poetry big collection, a back crispness. 接着,女生们开始了超级大轮动,一个女生背完一首诗,向旁边一让,另一个女生接上,又背一首诗,这些女生都是文学系的学生,背诗对于她们来说就像喝水一样容易,古今中外,唐宋元明清,送别诗词大集粹,背个爽。 Bian Yujing listened to several, was frightened, these poems, first startled certainly colorful, lets the person, as soon as listens like first love flies to the space, if can have one to be able the handing down eternity, these woman actually bull wheels move here, person of moreover the rim circle, carried one to turn second...... 卞玉京才听了几首,就被吓到了,这些诗,首首惊才绝艳,让人一听就像初恋似的向天上飞,如果能有一首就能留传千古,这些女人却在这里大轮动,一人一首而且还轮圈圈,背完一圈了又轮第二圈…… Bian Yujing now is clear, oneself that talent and skill collapses at the first blow simply! This group of women were too fearful. 卞玉京现在才明白,自己那点才艺简直不堪一击！这群女人太可怕了。 First even/including wheel several, the female students also finally started to be slow, finally, when is one's turn a female student, her complexion sinks, hesitant said/tunnel: „It is not good, I cannot think that also had anything to see off the poem not to carry to cross......” 一连轮了好几圈,女生们也终于开始慢下来了,终于,轮到一个女生时,她脸色一沉,犹豫地道:“不好,我想不起来还有什么送别诗没背过了……” „I also felt that in the belly did not have the goods.” “我也感觉肚子里没货了。” „Probably send-off poem back light through the ages, good, can put now the shining.” “好像古往今来的送别诗都背光了,好吧,现在可以把焕焕放出来了。” Several female students auxiliary in come out Chen Huanfu from the flower, hmph hmph saying: „Come, the shining, recites the poem to pick up the little girl, has the skill you to come one again.” 几个女生从花辅里把陈焕扶出来,哼哼道:“来啊,焕焕,背诗泡妞啊,有本事你就再来一首啊。” Chen Huan sweat: „I said that you such crazed really?” 陈焕大汗:“我说,你们这么丧心病狂真的好吗？” „What is crazed is hello/you good?” Two female students a waist fork, hmph hmph saying: „Ran back in the ancient times, played the back poem to soak little girl type of outdated gadget, moreover dares to be in front of our to play, what wasn't your does is?” “丧心病狂的是你好不好？”两个女生把腰一叉,哼哼道:“跑回古代来,玩背诗泡妞这种老掉牙的玩意儿,而且还敢当着我们的面玩,你这不是作死是啥？” Chen Huan has to let go: „Good, I know finally why passes through the novel is a lead person puts on, rarely has to write the group to put on, originally the group will put on is snatched the business and complaining, will destroy others the good matter that will install to compel, oh.” 陈焕只好摊手:“好吧,我总算知道了穿越小说为啥都是主角一个人穿,很少有写群穿的,原来群穿会被人抢业务和吐槽,破坏人家装逼的好事情,唉。” „Ha!” The female students laugh. “哈哈哈！”女生们大笑。 Chen Huan and others they smile complacently, suddenly said: „However you can only recite the ancient poetry, actually does not know that I also meet other poem, not only only has the ancient poetry, hehehe, I also meet you unable send-off poem.” 陈焕等她们得意洋洋地笑完,突然道:“然而你们只会背古诗,却不知道我还会别的诗,不光只有古诗哦,嘿嘿嘿,我还会一首你们不会的送别诗。” „Nanie?” Female students one startled: „Is impossible!” “纳尼？”女生们一惊:“不可能！” Chen Huan „ha haha” laughs wildly: „Listened, this poem must carry not only to Miss Bian listens, but must listen to your experience insufficient female students.” 陈焕“哇哈哈哈”地狂笑起来:“听好了,这首诗不光要背给卞小姐听,还要给你们这些见识不够的女生听听。” He first flings, ships out scared, delivers appearance that the lover takes a long journey, ease said/tunnel: „Does not turn head, why not to forget, since misses, why must to pledge. Today all sorts, resemble water traceless, bright evening what evening, monarch already stranger.” 他将头一甩,装出一个失魂落魄,送爱人远行的模样,悠然地道:“既不回头,何必不忘,既然无缘,何须誓言。今日种种,似水无痕,明夕何夕,君已陌路。” Female students sweat: „Well well? This four syllables poem, felt that , where comes well? What dynasty? Which poet writes? Before the four syllables poem generally was Han Dynasty, popular? For example the poem that Cao Cao writes has several four words.” 女生们大汗:“咦咦咦？这首四言诗,感觉还不错啊,哪里来的？什么朝代？哪个诗人写的？四言诗一般是汉代之前流行的吧？比如曹操写的诗就有好几首四言。” Chen Huan complacent said/tunnel: „«Immortal Sword Wonderful Hero Biography», author: Zhao Ling'er.” 陈焕得意洋洋地道:“《仙剑奇侠传》,作者:赵灵儿。” Female students: „......” 女生们:“……” „Good poem.” Bian Yujing contains the lacrimal suddenly: „Really is the good poem.” “好诗啊。”卞玉京突然含泪道:“真是好诗。” Originally, before Bian Yujing, had loved a person named Wu Meicun, however unrequited love, uninterested love, Wu Meicun cannot have a liking for Bian Yujing, plays the fool to gawk sufficiently, swaggers away. However after matter for a long time, Wu Meicun a little regretted, the contradiction intertwines to look for her. Afterward heard had the powerful official to have a liking for Bian Yujing, Wu Meicun does not dare to oppose with the powerful official eventually, blew several songs then to depart in Bian Yujing residence low-spirited. Shortly, Bian Yujing became monk. 原来,卞玉京以前曾经爱过一个叫做吴梅村的人,然而落花有意,流水无情,吴梅村看不上卞玉京,装傻充楞,扬长而去。然而事过许久之后,吴梅村又有点后悔了,矛盾纠结要不要来找她。后来又听说有权贵看上了卞玉京,吴梅村终究不敢与权贵作对,在卞玉京的居所吹了几首曲子便黯然离去。之后不久,卞玉京就出家了。 This matter becomes in Bian Yujing heart one of the grief, afterward remembers, sobbed. 这件事成为卞玉京心中伤痛之一,事后想起,不禁唏嘘。 But this matter unified Chen Huan a moment ago that poem of back, unexpectedly just did for the occasion. 而这件事结合陈焕刚才背的那首诗,居然刚好应景。 Also does not turn head, why not to forget! Since misses, why must to pledge. Today all sorts, resemble water traceless, bright evening what evening, monarch already stranger. 既不回头,何必不忘！既然无缘,何须誓言。今日种种,似水无痕,明夕何夕,君已陌路。 „Good poem!” “好诗啊！” The true good poem, actually not necessarily is word most magnificent that rather, most can let that you are personally on the scene, like prose, even if writes again rottenly, person but who write can actually move the tears full frame, the reason does not have him, enters the sentiment to enter the scenery. 真正的好诗,其实并不一定是字词最华丽的那首,而是,最能让你身入其境的那一首,就像散文,哪怕写得再烂,但写的人自己却能感动得热泪盈框,原因无他,入情入景而已。 Bian Yujing is doing obeisance to Chen Huan gracefully: „Young master great ability, a poem concubine body is completely miserable.” 卞玉京对着陈焕盈盈一拜:“公子大才,一首诗道尽妾身凄凉。” Female students: „Mental handicap of mother.” 众女生:“妈的智障。”
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