MGILA :: Volume #6

#505: Does not want to marry in the ancient times the man

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9 : 00 am, conventional renewal 早上 9 点,常规更新 ----- ----- Changes a younger sister to fear that must die awkwardly, was good stayed for temporary lodging in Chen Huan family/home because of orchid Zijiang recently, has long known in him and family/home that crowd of woman's at sixes and sevens relations, therefore blushed, poured is also insufficient to go wild. 换个妹子怕是要尴尬死,好在兰子酱最近在陈焕家里借住,早就知道他和家里那群女人乱七八糟的关系,所以只是脸红了一下,倒还不至于抓狂。 She looked at the bed bumper crop to be willing carefully Li Jieqiong, said in a low voice: „Did I speak to quarrel here she?” 她小心地看了看床上熟肯的李洁琼,低声道:“我在这里说话会吵到她吧？” „Un, we go out to chat.” Chen Huan slides from the bed, threw over a cheongsam on the body. “嗯,我们出去聊。”陈焕从床上滑下来,披了一件长衫在身上。 „Can take a walk?” orchid Zijiang hurries to come him to support, making his hand circle to build from own shoulder, is putting up him. “走得动吗？”兰子酱赶紧上前来将他扶住,让他的手从自己肩上绕过去搭住,架着他。 Chen Huan wants saying: Without the issue, has used double to amend the merit law to restore an ability. 陈焕本来想说:没问题,已经用双修功法恢复了一点能力了。 However the younger sister was hugged the movement of shoulder to be very comfortable by oneself, at this time the fool man will show off power, naturally is takes advantage of opportunity to hold in the arms. He ships out a severe wound end appearance, is building orchid Zijiang the shoulder, walked from the room. 但是妹子让自己搂着肩膀的动作很舒服,这种时候傻子男人才会逞强,当然是顺势搂住呗。他装出一幅重伤末愈的模样,搭着兰子酱的肩,从房间里走了出去。 The space does not have moon, but in the imperial palace is hanging the lantern everywhere, pours can also regard the thing. Chen Huan noticed that orchid Zijiang wears a bright yellow long skirt, appears very magnificent graceful, before her the low-key style, this appears a different kind aesthetic sense completely actually. 天上没有月亮,但皇宫里到处挂着灯笼,倒也可以视物。陈焕看到兰子酱穿着一身明黄色的长裙,显得十分华丽雍容,与她以前低调的风格完全不同,这倒是显出一番别样的美感来。 Two people arrive at outside in the pavilion sluggishly, sits down abreast in row. 两人慢吞吞地走到外面的凉亭里,并排坐下。 Chen Huan has not spoken, since the younger sister cannot fall asleep to look for itself, certainly some words must say, peaceful listening, listening attentively is also the means of comforting the friend. 陈焕没有说话,妹子既然睡不着来找自己,肯定有话要说,就安安静静的听听呗,倾听也是一种安慰朋友的办法。 Two people sat some little time, orchid Zijiang said in a low voice: „Schoolmate Chen Huan, our whole life must keep this time probably forever.” 两人坐了好一会儿,兰子酱才低声道:“陈焕同学,我们这辈子好像要永远留在这个时代了。” „? Why will have such idea?” Chen Huan said with a smile: „I thought actually soon we can go back.” “啊？为啥会有这样的想法？”陈焕笑道:“我倒是觉得用不了多久我们就能回去啊。” „Why will you have such idea?” orchid Zijiang said: „You looked that what history passes through in the novel the lead to go back?” “你又是为啥会有这样的想法？”兰子酱道:“你看什么历史穿越小说里面主角回去过的？” „Well?” Chen Huan gawks slightly, is careful thinks: Probably also is really, the lead who passes through the historical novel, after as if passes through, lorded it over, keeps in the ancient times the excessively happy day, some where people will put on the modern age again? “咦？”陈焕微微一楞,再仔细一想:好像还真是,穿越历史小说的主角,似乎都是穿越之后就称王称霸,留在古代过幸福的日子了,哪里会有人再穿回现代的？ Chen Huanhan, half said that listens to orchid Zijiang, half said that listens to the said/tunnel to oneself: „Relax, should be able to go back, frankly, I passed through to strange potential surface several times, finally returned double to celebrate safely, this time should be also no exception.” 陈焕汗了一把,一半说给兰子酱听,一半说给自己听地道:“放心啦,应该能回去的,实不相瞒,我穿越到奇怪的位面好几次了,最后都平安地回到了双庆,这次应该也不会例外的。” „Can you affirm?” “你能肯定吗？” „This......” Chen Huan has really not been able to affirm. “这个……”陈焕还真不敢肯定。 „Could that unable to go back?” orchid Zijiang pitiful said/tunnel: „I dislike this place.” “那就是有可能回不去了？”兰子酱可怜巴巴地道:“我讨厌这个地方啊。” Chen Huandao: „You are the empress here, the world everyone listen your, actually does not have nothing well.” 陈焕道:“你在这里做女皇,天下所有人都听你的,其实没啥不好吧。” orchid Zijiang said: „Here where has the modern society to be comfortable, if to returning passes through dozens years I to feel very good in the modern society actually, but put on the ancient times is very bad directly. Said coarse, these ancient men all were the androcentrism add the straight male cancer, I did not have one to have a liking, how in the future to get married?” 兰子酱道:“这里哪有现代社会舒服,要是在现代社会向回穿越个几十年我倒是觉得挺棒的,但是直接穿回古代就很糟糕了啊。说得难听点,这些古代男人全是大男子主义加直男癌,我都没有一个看得上的,将来怎么嫁人啊？” At this point, why has to raise the woman to like the old man, did not like the young male student. Because, the young male student majority have the androcentrism straight male cancer, with the ancient man similar level, what maiden plot, various strange energetic cleanliness/mysophobia, when the man should let the woman emphasized the equality of the sexes, at handling a housework kind of matter actually did not want the equality of the sexes, recognized that the housework should make...... these strange problems often to resist the woman by the woman outside the thousand li (500 km). 说到这里,就不得不提一下女人为什么喜欢岁数大的男人,不喜欢小男生了。因为,小男生大多数都有大男子主义直男癌,就和古代男人差不多的水准,什么处女情节啊,各种奇怪的精神洁癖啊,在男人该让着女人时强调男女平等,在做家务一类的事情上却不要男女平等了,认定家务就该由女人去做……这些奇奇怪怪的毛病往往会拒女人于千里之外。 Therefore the man often could not find the same age girlfriend, because the same age girls asked the old man. Therefore, the conclusion came, what to do do the young people want to find the girlfriend should? Was aged by oneself is the best way, you only need to sit there, anything do not do, was old, naturally had the girlfriend. 所以男人往往找不到同龄女友,因为同龄女孩子都找老男人去了。于是,结论来了,年轻人想找到女朋友该怎么办呢？让自己变老就是最好的办法了,你只需要坐在那里,啥也不要去做,老了,自然就有女朋友了。 ( Above is taken from trash book «Court eunuch Eyes Man» that in cannot sell out.) (以上摘自卖不掉的垃圾书《太监眼中的男人》。) Chen Huanhan: „If you could not go back, we couldn't go back? You do not need to marry the ancient man, looked for one in our group of schoolmates not on the line?” 陈焕汗了一把:“如果你回不去了,那我们岂不是也回不去了？那你也不必嫁个古代男人啦,就在咱们这群同学中找一个不就行了？” „Aii? But...... you are that type are willing to give person of person who is the empress?” orchid Zijiang said. “哎哎？可是……你们是那种愿意给人当皇后的人吗？”兰子酱道。 Chen Huan: „......” 陈焕:“……” I scratch, although commissary in charge of studies younger sister child long/grows well, will be a man will definitely like, but must let from hang the empress title, felt that cannot accept. 我擦,虽然学习委员妹子长得不错,是个男人肯定都会喜欢,但要让自已挂个皇后头衔,感觉还是不太能接受。 Two people were awkward immediately, for a while does not know should say what good. 两人顿时尴尬了一把,一时不知道该说什么好。 At this time, in Chen Huan ear heard one to be very slight suddenly, very slight leaf rustling sound, as if had anything to move in the flowering shrubs slowly. 就在这时候,陈焕的耳朵里突然听到了一阵很细微,很细微的树叶沙沙声,似乎有什么东西在花丛里缓缓地移动。 If usual he, can think to know to sweep directly, but now is not good, the god knows unable to put. He is also keener than a point degree the average person informer, can therefore hear this rustling sound, if he is completely an average person, only feared that even this point rustling sound cannot hear, for example orchid Zijiang has not heard. 如果是平时的他,可以用神识直接扫过去,但现在却不行,神识还放不出来。他也就是比普通人耳目更灵敏一点的程度,所以才能听到这种沙沙声,若他完全是个普通人,只怕连这一点沙沙声都听不到,比如兰子酱就没听到。 A Chen Huan brow wrinkle, hurries to tow toward the bosom orchid Zijiang slightly, pressed toward the ground, on a pressure toward her. 陈焕眉头微微一皱,赶紧将兰子酱往怀里一拖,往地上按了下去,向着她身上一压。 „Yeah?” orchid Zijiang is startled, but also thinks that Chen Huan must make anything to oneself, is bashful at once and anxious, hurried to call out: „Schoolmate Chen Huan, leaves...... don't this, we also such relations...... you want to be the empress even, at least first trains......” “哎？”兰子酱大吃了一惊,还以为陈焕要对自己做什么呢,一时之间又羞又急,赶紧叫道:“陈焕同学,别……别这样,我们还不到这样的关系呢……就算你想当皇后,至少先培养……” Her „trained atmosphere” six characters not saying that heard in the woods resounded one „buzz” the sound, then, a crossbow arrow departed from the flowering shrubs, „sincere” shot by position pillar that in she sat a moment ago. 她一句“培养一下气氛”六个字还没说完,就听到树林里响起了一声“嗡”的声音,接着,一只弩矢从花丛里飞出,“笃”的一声射在了她刚才坐的位置旁边的柱子上。 „Well?” orchid Zijiang these responded, originally Chen Huan does not want to be the empress, aiya. “咦？”兰子酱这一下才反应过来,原来陈焕不是想做皇后啊,哎呀呀呀。 „Do not stare blankly, the commissary in charge of studies younger sister, hides under the stone table quickly.” Chen Huan said in a low voice: „My injury has not been restored to health completely, now the battle efficiency is not very strong, you hide, do not come out.” “别发楞了,学习委员妹子,快藏到石桌下面去。”陈焕低声道:“我伤势没完全康复,现在战斗力不算很强,你躲好,千万别出来。” „Aii?” orchid Zijiang listened to this saying, frightened one to jump greatly, these at sixes and sevens ideas all flew outside nine night clouds a moment ago, hurried in a stone table child under drill toward pavilions. “哎哎？”兰子酱听了这话,吓一了大跳,刚才那些乱七八糟的想法全都飞上九宵云外,赶紧往凉亭中间的石桌子下面一钻。 Chen Huan hurries to have a thought the incantation in a low voice. 陈焕则赶紧低声念起咒文来。 His present meridians have not restored, cannot adjust the skill, but actually does not affect to transfer the charm, can only repel the enemy with the magic. 他现在经脉还没恢复,调不起功力,但却不影响调用魔力,只能用魔法退敌。 At this time, in the flowering shrubs has jumped out several person's shadows to come, to wear the black clothes, the black turban wore a mask, in the hand takes the blade. Was killing to in the pavilion. 这时候,花丛中已经窜出好几条人影来,身穿黑衣,黑巾蒙面,手上拿着刀。对着凉亭里杀了过来。 Chen Huan has read a might smallest fireball technique, puts out a hand to refer to the black-clothed person: „ Fire 陈焕已经念完了一个威力最小的火球术,伸手对着黑衣人一指:“Fire Ball! ” Ball！” „Bang!”, Center the black-clothed person masked man a round of fireball, the whole person was surrounded by the flame instantaneously, calls out pitifully, knocks down, cannot live shortly. “轰！”的一声,那黑衣人蒙面人正中一发火球,整个人瞬间被火焰包围,惨叫一声,扑倒在地,眼看是不能活了。 Chen Huan hears the sound that person called out pitifully not to seem like the woman, but must say that was the man is not right, was sharp and thin, probably the man pinched the throat to send, his intention moved slightly: „Is it possible that is a court eunuch?” 陈焕听到那人惨叫的声音不像是女人,但要说是男人也不对,又尖又细,像是男人捏着嗓子发出来的,他心念微动:“莫非,是太监？”
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