MGILA :: Volume #5

#500: Here little rambled on

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Over the two days the furnace stone legend is playing Harbin Open, the father-in-law watched the competition to look well happily, did not say that in addition one then watched the competition. 这两天炉石传说在打哈尔滨公开赛,公公看比赛看得好开心,不说了,加一更然后去看比赛啦。 ---- ---- „Little rambled on here.” Chen Huanqiang crosses the thread of conversation to hmph hmph saying: „You, when I , when you orchid Zi............ you do work as the emperor is a fool? You want to deceive to go out of town her, for a more convenient surrender? The emperors have seen through your deceitful stratagem.” “少在这里瞎扯。”陈焕抢过话头来哼哼道:“你当我,咳,你当兰子……咳咳……你当皇上是傻子么？你想把她骗出城,是为了更方便投降吧？皇上早就已经识破了你的奸谋。” money Qianyi has a scare immediately: Damn, was seen through? At this time may be unwarrantable, must decisively the steel upfront. 钱迁益顿时吓了一跳:操,被看穿了吗？这种时候可不能承认,要果断地钢正面。 He shipped out an angry face immediately: „You talked nonsense, were you monster are where evil? Spreads rumors and misleads the people unexpectedly! My money Qianyi to moe the country greatly, is loyal and devoted to the emperor, the world may reflect, the world who doesn't know? Your does actually this fellow, actually where brave? Suddenly appears side the emperor, said some bewilderedly, does not know the so-called idle talk.” 他立即装出了一张愤怒的脸:“你胡说八道,你是何方妖邪？竟然妖言惑众！我钱迁益对大萌国,对皇上忠心耿耿,天地可鉴,天下谁不知道？倒是你这家伙,究竟是哪里冒出来的？突然出现在皇上身边,说些莫名其妙,不知所谓的废话。” „He is my friend.” orchid Zijiang said: „Words that he spoke a moment ago, represents my meaning.” “他是我朋友。”兰子酱道:“他刚才说的话,就代表我的意思。” Numerous feudal official sweats: This what friend? Unexpectedly can speak on behalf of the emperor? Mother egg! Looks at this fellow surface not to need white/in vain, even the beard does not have one, is it possible that is side the emperor the personal father-in-law? 众臣大汗:这什么朋友啊？居然能代表皇上说话？妈蛋的！看这家伙面白无须,连胡子都没有一根,莫非,是皇上身边贴身的公公？ In the ancient times emperor and what person were most intimate? It is not own parents, is not own woman, the true answer is: Father-in-law! 古代皇帝和什么人最亲近？不是自己的父母,也不是自己的女人,真正答案是:公公！ The emperor grows up in the father-in-law environmental sanitation since childhood, the fathers-in-law accompany them to play, accompany them to grow up, helping them work, dispels melancholy for them, therefore, which no matter toward which generation, the emperor and father-in-law's relations are such as the relations of fish and water. The court eunuches abuse power, is actually because the court eunuch was trusted by the emperor deeply, otherwise cannot make authority to come. 皇帝从小在公公环卫中长大,公公们陪他们玩耍,陪伴他们长大,帮他们做事,替他们解忧,所以,不管哪朝哪代,皇帝与公公的关系都是如鱼与水的关系。太监弄权,其实就是因为太监深受皇帝信任,否则也弄不起权来。 These officials noticed that on Chen Huan face does not have the beard, the following these male student majority do not have the beard, all regarded the father-in-law them. Since they are the fathers-in-law, the women of that these outlandish clothes understood well, they all are the palace maids. Right, this is one group of court eunuch and palace maid, mistakenly. 这些文臣们看到陈焕脸上没胡子,还有后面那些男生大多数都没胡子,就把他们全都当成公公了。既然他们是公公,那这些奇装异服的女人就好理解了,她们全都是宫女。没错,这就是一群太监与宫女,错不了的。 money Qianyi thinks of here, where can also bear, one jumped, to Chen Huannu: „Your this dead officials, swindle the emperor to trust, the evil words mislead the emperor, do you want to reconstruct the eunuch clique? My eastern wooden party does not comply.” 钱迁益想到这里,哪里还忍得住,刷地一下跳了起来,对着陈焕怒道:“你这死宦官,骗取皇上信任,妖言蛊惑皇上,你是想再建阉党么？我东木党绝不答应。” He uses to kill the pig throat to bellow: „Everyone looked that the court eunuch runs to abuse power.” 他用杀猪般的嗓子大吼起来:“大家看啦,太监又跑出来弄权啦。” His shouted, the following civil officials were casting the angry vision to Chen Huan and the others actually together. 他这一喊,后面的文官们倒是一起对着陈焕等人投来了愤怒的目光。 Chen Huan and the others aerobic and funny, these civil officials are really some of fellows who do not have the positive result. 陈焕等人又好气又好笑,这些文官还真是些没名堂的家伙。 He is also disinclined to argue, said with a smile: „First let alone these off topic, I said with you, you want to trick to go out of town the emperor, is not under the control of Nanjing, then waited for the Mongolian to hit you to facilitate to offer the city to surrender? Offers such big city to the Mongolian, the merit is very big, perhaps your moe household section Shangshu of country's greatly, turned into the household section vice minister of Mongolian in an instant, did you say four?” 他也懒得辩解,笑道:“先别说那些题外话,我就和你说,你想把皇帝忽悠出城,不就是为了得到南京城的控制权,然后等鞑子打来了你方便献城投降吗？啧啧,向鞑子献上这么大一座城池,功劳很大,说不定你这个大萌国的户部尚书,一转眼就变成了鞑子的户部侍郎,你说四不四啊？” Chen Huan finishes speaking, money Qianyi has not replied with enough time, forty schoolmates together are grinning the said/tunnel: „Four!” 陈焕话音刚落,钱迁益还没来得及答话,身后的四十几名同学一起笑嘻嘻地道:“四啊！” „It is not.” money Qian benefitted at heart a little empty, in fact, with he one group of civil officials, was a little afraid, but cannot acknowledge at this time, once acknowledged was the traitor, did not wait for the Mongolian to hit, the army soldiers in city gave to rip him, did not acknowledge, but can also quibble. “才不是。”钱迁益心里有点虚了,实际上,和他一伙的文官,都有点心虚,但这时候绝不能承认,一旦承认了就是卖国贼,不等鞑子打来,城里的军兵就把他给撕了,不承认的话,还能狡辩。 He clenches teeth saying: „I want to make the sovereign receive work, even if lives on dishonorably also well, so long as can preserve moe the bloodlines of royal family to be good greatly, has one day of staging a comeback finally, had words to say well, Gou Li country!” 他咬了咬牙道:“我就是想让皇上活下来,哪怕是苟活也好,只要能保住大萌王室的血脉就好,终有东山再起的一天,有句话说得好,苟利国家！” „I scratch, the level that you punctuate is a little high, the sentence breaks here, living on dishonorably to national advantageous feeling , however, we help you complement the following half a word.” Chen Huan laughs saying: „Come, the schoolmates, we read to listen to him this poem together.” “我擦,你这人断句的水平有点高啊,句子断在这里,给人一种苟活下来对国家有利的感觉,啧啧,然而,我们来帮你补全后面半句吧。”陈焕大笑道:“来,同学们,我们一起把这句诗念完给他听听。” Forty schoolmates, together are grinning the said/tunnel together with orchid Zijiang: „Gou Li country life and death, how has evaded because of the fortune and misfortune becomes”. 四十几名同学,连同兰子酱一起笑嘻嘻地道:“苟利国家生死已,岂因祸福避趋之”。 This poem, only heard the crowds as well as large numbers of civil officials „whish” knelt simultaneously: „Emperor good poem, the emperor to have this heart, we will certainly the life and death follow.” 这诗一出,只听到围观群众以及大批文官同时“哗”地一声跪了下去:“皇上好诗,皇上即有此心,吾等必将生死相随。” Originally, these two poems have not been born in this time, it is «Goes to Defends Starting a journey Mouth that Lin Zexu writes To occupy Shows the verse that the Family member» in selection comes out, in the original world was the poem of Qing dynasty. But sprouted the country age to be equivalent to Ming Dynasty greatly, at this time did not have this poem, that half a word that only then money Qianyi arranged. 原来,这两句诗在这个时代还没出世,它是林则徐写的《赴戍登程口占示家人》里节选出来的诗句,在原世界是清代的诗。而大萌国所处的时代相当于明朝,这时候还没有这首诗,只有钱迁益自己编的那半句。 But after the schoolmates read the complete sentence, immediately the imposing manner is uncommon, making most civil officials spirits inspire. 但被同学们念完全句之后,顿时气势不凡,让大多数文官们精神一振。 money Qianyi has not thought, oneself talked nonsense to arrange Gou Li the country to come out, was actually met a complete poem by others instantaneously, moreover became has the imposing manner very much, for a while was a little caught off guard. He these civil officials, some are he collaborates to surrender behind, but also has the moral courage not to surrender, now, these have the moral courage civil official to rouse immediately. 钱迁益也没想到,自己胡说八道编了个苟利国家出来,却被人家瞬间接成了一首完整的诗,而且还变得很有气势,一时有点措手不及。他身后这些文官,有的是和他同流合污想投降的,但也有很多有气节不愿意投降的,现在,那些有气节的文官立即就振奋起来。 In their opinion, although the emperor is not capable, but since has to pledge to fight to the death to protect the heart of country, that was a good emperor, later must abandon to the prejudice of emperor, united wholeheartedly side the emperor. 在他们看来,皇帝虽然不怎么有才干,但既然有誓死护国之心,那就是一个好皇帝了,以后要抛弃对皇帝的成见,全心全意团结在皇帝身边。 At once, the imposing manner in field changes. 一时之间,场中的气势为之一变。 The civil officials who money Qianyi and one crowd of plans surrenders caused signaling with the eyes secretly, they know, under present this scene, cannot urge the emperor to walk again, does not dare really to be questioned own motive, has saying: „Since the emperor has this heart, the slightly feudal official is also speechless, the slightly feudal official sees off the emperor to return to the palace.” 钱迁益和一群打算投降的文官们偷偷使了使眼色,他们都知道,在现在这种场面下,绝不能再劝皇帝走了,不敢真要被人质疑自己的动机,只好道:“既然皇上有此心,微臣也无话可说,微臣恭送皇上回宫。” The civil officials made way the path, orchid Zijiang walked in the forefront, Chen Huanhe governing health/guard Men follow on the heels, the group across the flesh channel that the civil officials composed, has arrived at the city center, here had a palatial inner city, in the city was the continuous, resplendent in gold and jade green palace, sprouted Nanjing Forbidden City of country's greatly. 文官们让开了道路,兰子酱走在最前面,陈焕和御卫们跟在后面,一行人穿过文官们组成的人肉通道,一直走到城中心,这里有一座巍峨的内城,城里是连绵不绝,金碧辉煌的宫殿,也就是大萌国的南京紫禁城了。 Chen Huan has returned to several ancient times, actually no feeling, however other schoolmates yelled immediately excitedly: „Oh, is the old city, this Forbidden City compared with Beijing interesting? Hahahaha!” 陈焕回过好几次古代了,倒是没什么感觉,但是别的同学们却立即兴奋地大叫起来:“哇哦,古城,这个比北京的故宫还有意思吧？哈哈哈哈！” „Lives here, feared that is compares the most expensive hotel also to enjoy, ha.” The group are complacent, enters the imperial palace. “住在这里,怕是比住最贵的宾馆还要享受,哈哈哈。”一行人得意洋洋,走进皇宫。 Inside had a group of palace maid court eunuches to welcome, these palace maid court eunuches also pondered to die, now suddenly sees the emperor to come back, immediately the spirit inspired greatly, hurries to take care of the lord. However, they see Chen Huan this gang, actually simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform gawks, thought: Where do these people come? Looked male all does not have the beard, probably court eunuch? 里面有大群宫女太监迎了出来,这些宫女太监本来也是自忖必死,现在突然见皇上又回来了,顿时精神大振,赶紧过来服侍主子。不过,他们看到陈焕这一伙人,却齐齐一楞,心想:这些人是哪里来的？看男的个个没胡子,像是太监？ orchid Zijiang said: „Arranges a yard in the harem to them, takes care well.” 兰子酱道:“在后宫里给他们安排个大院,好好服侍。” The palace maid court eunuches hurry to say: „Compliant!” 宫女太监们赶紧应道:“遵命！” „Hey, do not arrange a yard to live to us.” A female student called: „Since such big palace, I want my room, lives in a room is not familiar with others.” “喂喂,不要给我们安排一个大院住啦。”一个女生叫了起来:“既然这么大的宫殿,我想要自己的房间啦,和别人一起住一个房间不习惯。” „Right, I am also.” Another female student also called: „Was used to live in a room alone.” “对对,我也是。”另一个女生也叫了起来:“习惯了单独住一个房间了。” Isn't the modern society, who actually familiar with one person of one? When without condition can only on, when there is a condition, naturally lives alone is crisper. orchid Zijiang said with a smile: „Okay, gives you well one.” 现代社会,其实谁不是习惯一人一间？没条件时只能将就,但有条件时,当然是单独住更爽。兰子酱笑道:“好好,给你们一间就好。”
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